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One Day Priest Lost His Cock (Murga) He Asked In Church: "Does Anyone Has A Cock?" All The Men Stood Up Then He Asked: "Does Anyone Has Seen A Cock?" All Women Stood Up Finally He Asked: "Has Anyone Seen My Cock?" Nuns Stood Up, Adult jokes |
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A Teacher Ask To Johnny: "Which Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?" Johnny Replied: "Feet, Because Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet In The Air Screaming Oh God I Am Coming." Adult Jokes |
Mom To Her Younger Daughter: "Please Tell Me The Name Of Asshole, Who Made You Pregnant." Girl Replied: "Hey Mom, After Eating Bunches Of Bananas Can You Specify Which Banana Made You Fat." Adult Jokes |
A Kid By Chance Peeps Into His Parents Bedroom At Night And Shocked At What He Sees! He Shouts At His Mom: "Read More” |
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One Day Three Girls Are Walking On Road. A Parrot Saw Them And Shouts: "Pink, Red, Blue". Girls Knew That Are The Colors Of Their Panties. Next Day Girls Didn't Wear Panties And Crossed The Same Street Parrot Shouts: Read More |
Teacher: "Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?" Girl Check the Complete Answer to Click Here |
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Boy: Jaanu, Coca-Cola peene ke baad kuchh karney ko dil chah raha hai ? Girl (Sharmate Hue): Kar lo, . . . Read More |
The Smartest thing Banta has ever done: Banta changed all of his passwords to 'incorrect'. So that whenever he forgets, d computer will automatically remind him "ur password is 'incorrect'". ![]() Funny Sms |
Akbar was Gay After many yrs of research I hav come 2 conclusion dat Akbar was gay!! How ![]() v hav heard. Laila-Majnu, Read More |
Principal ne class me aa ke Madam ko kiss kiya aur bola : "Dekho baccho, choomne se AIDS nahi failta." Bache : "Ab ye dikhao ki failta kaise hai ![]() Funny Sms |
A gay with heavy makeup, standing on d roadside in late evening. A man stops his car n asked, r u a prostitute? Read More |
A gay with heavy makeup, standing on d roadside in late evening. A man stops his car n asked, r u a prostitute? Read More |
Q.What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket? Check the complete answer to click here. |
Teacher in Class To Children: "Why Buffalo Looks Nervous After Giving Milk?" Johny Answered: "Madam Someone Press Your Boobs For One Hour & Don’t Read More |
Why Do Women Wear Panty? Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use. Non-Veg sms |
Love Is Not Measured By Hugging, Kissing And Sex. Read More |
Dark Ugly Woman Walks Into A Store With His Two Sons. Shopkeeper Surprisingly Asks To Woman: "Are They Twins? Read More |
Santa: "Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World?" Teacher: "In The Moonlight Angels Come & Leave The Baby In A Read More |
What Is The Difference Between Condom And Parachute? Check the Complete Answer to Click Here |
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