₦airaland Forum

NemzySeries:
Wao....datz d useless local govt were I'm serving & I pass dat road like every 2weeks....No light 4 yrs,no water,ttransportation is high,d fulani & baruba women walk all ova d place witout bra & top on market days wen feeding deir kids & walking @ dsame time.......d place is just an eye saw...dunno iff d governor kws abt such a place which is abt 7hrs frm d state capital.....cant wait 4 october sha

Oboi.... Na you serve ooh....
Grew up in Kwara state, u won't believe I still don't know such is still in existence not to talk if govt sabi!
Our govt?? Hmmmm, until we have one!

tola9ja:
THE GOVERNOR WILL FIXED IT WITHIN 24HRS




SAI MAGIDA

U are part of the problem of Kwara state.
I just pray we get it together someday.... and very soon.
As old as u are, we should still be telling you not to celebrate this pple called politicians buh hold them accountable for their actions and inactions.

He will fix it in blablabla.... he's bn sleeping for 4 years abi?
Rede rede!

Thats my town.... presently not in town thou. Take your time, look sharp, mix up with right guys and babes..... u won't wanna go back home... Ilorin, life's good there!

KAYD007:
These women won't kill us oo! You my friend should be arrested and prosecuted for what you just wrote above.

In the realm of marital infidelity and as far as this case is concerned, forgiveness is a sin!!

Well said bro... Chop knuckles!

fellis:
don't mind her, she just wanted to make a controversial statement so that more men will click her profile and checkout her yansh.

Guilty as charged!
Buh seriously, na her brain me be wan check, aswar!

softapple:
my bro Rokiatu nr dey only trouble my conscience but she dey fire both my body,soul n spirit.

Haaa.... u seff dey inside
Warra fvcking fvck!
Na mistake be that my post nah... truly she's be troubling Nairalanders since 77 AD as @ebonflex talk!

ebonflex:
Rokiatu

stupifying, lobotomizing and making mindless/unopinionated slaves out of thirsty boys who visit her profile since 77 AD

That babe thou... bn wondering y everyone mention her almost on every thread. With that comment of hers, just b like make I check her out sefff, Alas.
Talk true, na so she's be troubling unna conscience bah.... Holy God!

softapple:
LMAO

Truth is bitter! Be laffing oooh!

softapple:
smoking weed on a easter monday is very bad 4 u

So what could be better?
Than being high on a day like this to talk to the most High!
U are missing bro!

ebonflex:
Rokiatu

stupifying, lobotomizing and making mindless/unopinionated slaves out of thirsty boys who visit her profile since 77 AD

My brother, no b small something... the Lord is good, all the time.
God that bestow this on rokiatu and decide to leave Felicia with her minor package... Sure, He's capable of doing wonders!
Happy Easter to u!

rokiatu:
One of the reasons she cheated on him in the first place is because he's too nice and she take that for granted. I still can't believe his reaction.
HE really need to man up and grow some balls.
You give some women too much freedom and they will sit on your neck.

After checking your dp... I decided act too nice instead of manning up!

Pls, are all those packed curves for only you?

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khalleb:
thanks Mr lecturer pls can you tell me how did you know that NIG print all her currency locally
but let me give you this link to backup my point
www.punchng.com/news/cbn-to-print-n5-000-note-others-with-n40bn/
wheretoprintmagazine.com/printing-of-nigeria-currency-abroad-cippon-tackles-cbn/

Hey student *lol*, U are welcome.
Like i've said earlier, the article just stated the proposed 5000 note will be printed abroad while NSPM Plc is to produce other denominations and still, excess to be done by other printers (Abroad, as there is no other currency printer in the country).
We are saying the same thing in different ways, maybe you read the article again.
Secondly, Cippon(Chattered Institute of Professional Printers of Nigeria) they are fighting for there recognition + a good course of local content development, also letting CBN to be aware that printing of currency abroad is jot necessary, all can actually be done right here by NSPM Plc, it's a matter of factory expansion and upgrading, which will in turn generate higher revenue and also maximize profit for the apex bank. But cbn be like, we don't care... even as a lay man will easily understand it doesn't make any sense printing in foreign land when there's no difference with your local products #NigeriaFactor #FunnyCountry #Yes, Corruption
It good to add that I know all this because it's Nigerians like you and I that work there in The Mint, which i'm privileged to have some as friends.
I hope I have answered your questions satisfactorily.
Thank you

Haaa.. President, you can lie oooh!

r0cky:
So I was blocked for airing simple and honest views in this topic. I feel so disappointed reading through all the comments here. I don't understand why a Nigerian media house would come up and cook up such false story, to water dead egos. And give that false impression of positivity.. And alot of you morons keep falling for it. Cos alot of you are blind slaves to narcissism and bloated ego. This is not the first time such has happened. I feel the ministry of information in Ghana need to start pressing charges. Probably when some people loose some fortunes they will learn sense and give out news with equity.

I wonder ooh, my brother...
Pple no even dey chill. Any news, not minding the credibility, the just digest and wanna be, "my comments were added" e-warriors.
Na dem sabi jare...

khalleb:
Nigeria only print lower denomination but print high denomination outside the country

Who is your lecturer? Both of you should see me!
Yes, excess are printed abroad, buh right here, Nigeria do their thing, our own way!
All denominations! Is that clear?

rexibity:
wen is d registratn startin pls

I have no idea sir.

Aremoola:
Harzan, did eventually enter the school to find out if there will be more list:

Yeah, I was there. I heard their should be additional list, buh myt not be all the departments.
It's hard at this joint thou.... Just trusting God. It's all well!

macpetrus:
Just keep praying... God/Allah will hear our prayers!!!!

Amen,
Thanks bro.
Happy new month to you all.
God's favour and blessings always.

Pedagogue:
Our economy is essentially INFORMAL. So, anybody that expects it to conform to theoretical expectations is living in a fool's paradise.

The economy is just like electricity. If it has improved YOU WILL DEFINITELY FEEL IT.
What's the point in saying our economy is the largest in Africa when 1 dollar = 211 naira and 1pound= 309 naira!!!

Things have never been this bad. The Rich are getting richer. The poor are getting poorer.

On March 28, Nigerians will tell GEJ/PDP the real truth about the economy.

A vote for the re-election of GEJ is a vote for the THEORETICAL improvement of the economy and power supply.

The era of deceit is gone.

Sai Buhari.

#End shall never #wonder ooh my brother...
Infact, u are going too far.
The last time I checked, one Ghanaian Cedi is now 63 Naira.
Fresh air, only from those with AC.
God bless Nigeria o jareee!

^^^
It's is a ghenn ghenn something!!!!
Better adviser should help pls!

Now, u guys are going too deep...
U should all take some chill pills now.
Don't worry, all of us will get the text.... either success text or regret text
U should know it's your luck and don't hold other pple at it nor discrediting the organizer. If u pass, am sure u gonna rate them A.
I don't have the text too, buh wats the biggie? Am fine before Dec 6, and am sure u are too. All man just want to be better... Its not all tied to NNPC. Continue being your humble self and never turn back on your dreams, it's all gonna be okay! *hugs*
Guys, pls wake up and let's celebrate ourselves.... if it's not yours now, your time gonna come.. yes, very soon.
One love!
*PressesPlay for some Kiss Daniel o jare... #Woju ooh!

macpetrus:
For what?

My brother, for what ke?
To set up committee to look into the admission mater nah, say my name never dey!
Lolz

Now, I just wake to realize I have to enter that school on Monday! Make dem no start what they can't finish ooh!
Lol.... Its well!

Still keeping hope alive sha....

macpetrus:
https://eportal.futminna.edu.ng/pg/admstatus/login.htm

Thanks bro.

macpetrus:
Just check later in the day or Tomorrow

Hey bro,
Happy for you..
Pls share the link as I see nothing on there website! Biko

Hi guys, a little drift from the main topic pls!

As I siddon gently for my house, staring at my phone in anticipation of text or mail from PCL or nnpc.
Na so this mail just enter from the Oga himself, GEJ.
I was like, this yahoo boys don start again. And my other lazy mind be like " Or President GEJ don endorse my candidacy for this nnpc job, wetin God no fit do?"

Opening the mail, to my greatest surprise is knowing it's all about actions and inaction of Buhari during his military regime, Buhari this, Buhari that and why I should not vote for him.

With serious anger, na so this #CHANGE spirit just enter me ooh, my pple!
I actually don't know how and why I replied the mail swiftly with some unprintable words.

Bull shit! I dey wait for job, u are telling me abt Jonathan!

Well, after sending the mail now, after my eke ebu (Abusive mouth)
I just dey think say na PCL share our emails with the pple, and yes, another friend of mine that wrote the Dec 6 test confirmed she received the GEJ mail too.

Well if na dem, wch I really trust they can't be, help me beg them oooh, make dem no vex ooh...
They should just try gimme the job as that will create an avenue of meeting them to apologize in person. Abi nah?
Until then, I no regret my response and PCL should still know WE are waiting for them oooh!
No be my fault, any small thing na PCL man dey think... lol
Well, thank God am off the heat of anticipating for text that may not come and if it does, good story.
My pple without the success text, remember it's something you are doing before this nnpc Dec 6 story, don't let this slow you down in achieving your set goals, don't give up, go for it and let nnpc just another *dead* plan on the line, if it work out at the end, good for us! *winkz
Cheers!

sinhin:
B a b a I t a!
It is me o m o I t a!
Hope you are good?

Haaa... Chairman mi!!!!
U seff dey here? I double syt u mate! What of others? Jelil and Co, even the pricipal? Or na only you waka come?
There's God oooh!
Bro, I dey kajard... So good to hear from u!
U see as PCL Et NNPC dey dribble me/us bah.
. It's well!

Switlife:
Some people on this thread will soon be like: ''Did any Ilorin indigene that studied Industrial Yoruba, that schooled in National Open University get the 2nd SMS? Hahh! Dey aff sidelined us ooh!''

U think that's funny huh? K,

See me laughing so hard. Are u happy now?

scarletdp:
Not to sound too pessimistic tho, I think that guy that has been saying "no more texts" is right. I see no reason why they could quickly send this second text saying they are preparing for interview. However, were unable to continue with the congratulatory text. My thoughts tho.

U took that from my mouth! Hmmmm....

Dear all, any one from Kwara state with the initial interview invite pls? It's like PCL yaffff skipped my state oooh! Anyone?