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Do u know the sole reason why naira keeps falling?

OZAOEKPE:
AND NAIRA KEEPS FALLING UNTIL IT SEES CRUDE OIL?

U shud understand that d reason naira keeps falling is bcoz d budget is yet to b apprvd hence stoping marketers to invest.

But then how come even under the most corrupt government (GEJ) the naira was never this useless?[/quote]

Ghen ghen!

U get mouth. Na ur type go see se# and pickrace.

lifeisabitch:
Humblegoodman, thanks for this, I should resume activity soon.

My point is u shud always think of something positive abt someone.

dubemnaija:
Swerve joor

#facePalm.

mysticgal:
Yekpa!! Bro last I checked, we all fart Abi you no dey fart

Kendrick Lamar, rather

krattoss:
mi abaga.. it'd time to feature Drake or Eminem.

Just look at urslf

dubemnaija:
He will still be d first to go behind and collect some bribe from this same white man

Guys like u don already throway by mere sight of the pic

Airforce1:
even if she undresss and massage my candy stick with her balls, my body no go move.

The milky way

Zambux:
What is this?

Iam not comfortable hearing a lady gives fart jokes.

mysticgal:
5.Never eat moi moi before you go to bed, because the bed will scatter before morning due to too much mess
6. Never watch scary movies, you might wake up at night to start finding, holy water, bible, crucifix, anointing oil, or probably wake up someone somewhere enjoying his or her sleep.
My 2 kobo

Lol! I also had same experience while serving in zamfara, tho mine claimed they are fertilizer company.

Annybens1993:
I just thought I should share my experience with GNLD Marketers in Abuja.

I am a Corp member presently serving Affairs Commission Maitama in Abuja. When I printed out my posting letter, I felt bad because against my strong desire to serve in Lagos and doing all the necessary, I got posted to Abuja. The cost of living here isn't funny at all. I rented an apartment with my friend (a fellow Corp member) who graduated from the same school with me and it was quite easy because we spitted the payment.
We decided to go in search of weekend jobs in other to earn more money as NYSC is still owing us December and January allowance ... I found a fruit juice company online in need of weekend employees. I called the number I saw and a female picked the call. She introduced herself as Paula and told me they actually need weekend employees and she'll schedule an interview for my friend and I for Monday 1st February. I was so excited ehn.
I came across another job opening for ushers and called and this time a lady called Mariam picked. She told me they were into event management and needed the services of female ushers urgently. She told us to come on Wednesday 3rd February. Chai see luck.
On the 1st of February which is a Monday, My friend and I were suppose to go for my NYSC biometrics at Kubwa but decided to go for interview first since it is scheduled for 8am that morning.
I spent about 1k to get to the venue of the interview as I'm not conversant with the roads here in Abuja (I go to work with the staff bus). When we got there, I noticed the huge number of people who were there for the same interview we came for and then some group of persons were lecturing them in small units. I asked the lady if the job was really a weekend job as the whole scenario there depicted another thing. She replied almost immediately saying that we shouldn't worry as weekend jobs are available and the pay is huge. She then brought a guy to lecture us on what they term the 'Basics of Successful Business Men in the World'. The guy's dressing was really funny. His shoes, clothes.......hehehe... Everything was funny to me and he was just talking, saying things that are false and at some point I had to be correcting him sef.
The arrogant guy kept arguing with me and claiming he's a graduate who served in 2012 (I don't know how that is my business o.. Lol). We've spent almost 2 hours there and I was beginning to get uncomfortable so I asked the guy if there was any interview at all because I can't understand the link between all his stories and the vacancy I saw online. He told me to be a quiet and just listen. At this point I was determined to leave but as I was trying to go the naughty guy kept pulling me by the hand and forcing me to stay and listen.
My friend told me to be patient as it might be an endurance test to check how patient we are. So I told her to keep standing there.. As for me I'm heading for NYSC biometrics.
It was at that point that the Paula lady re-appeared from wherever she went to. She beckoned us to a hall and there she started talking about GNLD.
I was so upset and so I asked her why they had to lie to people online. Her reply was that she had the same experience when she first joined the team and today she is doing fine. I told her that wasn't enough justification to tell lies online. She tried to convince us to register with 15k and showed us one small bag black bag with some forms which would be given to us after the registration. At that point, I just stood up angrily and left.
On our way out, I tried the other number belonging to Mariam for the Ushering job to confirm our interview for Wednesday and to my amazement a lady in black suit standing close to the Paula lady picked. Obviously the Ushering opening online was also a scam of GNLD Marketers too.
My naughty friend kept lamenting about the transport fare she wasted till we got to Kubwa camp....... Ahahaha

NB: please ignore my long write up... I couldn't help it.

Spot on bro.
And sudais for tilawat

apacheguy:
No any other person apart from the father of Reciters...Khalil Husory then followed by Siddiq Minshawi.......Give me these two reciters and i 4get whatever am doing

Ahmad suleiman is from Kaduna.

Mutuwa:
Shuraim..
and
Ahmad Suleiman Ibrahim of bauchi state.

Minshawi. And sudais for tilawat.

olasesi:
Muhammed Ayub...........All the way.
I like su'ud shuraim too, for speed.

Your girlfriend is the problem here, u shud knw how to talk to her because ur dad is always ur dad

Purerealist:
I don't know if I should feel secure or insecure about the issue, I have always known my dad to have several girlfriends and most of them are within the age range of my girlfriend. It happened as a shock to me, I guess he didn't know I saw him and I'm lucky my girlfriend didn't see him. Should i warn my girlfriend or warn my father. I need advices and no insults please!

If ur good at making love that's all

gassdon:
If you want her to remain your baby, treat her as such!

Guys do you agree with the pic?

This cuts deep.

samento:
I know you don't know your father so I'm not surprise at your utterance. Uncultured set of people.

My able president.

dainformant:
President Muhammadu Buhari who stormed Ogun State yesterday in commemoration of the state’s 40th anniversary celebration -donned this attire for an event in the heart of the town today. The president was cheered by a crowd of citizens who gathered to catch a glimpse of him.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/02/checkout-president-buharis-attire-for.html

Arm robery get type. Stealing with pen inclusive.

NLban:
Say no to armed rubbery too.

How does sambisa weed taste? #justCURIOUS

Omotayor123:
The school is high on Sambisa weed... They should just carry their school go Britain, why stay in Nigeria

Say no to Jungle justice.

owukpa:
http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/02/benue-community-arrests-robber-set-him.html

Its still on, the closing date have been postponed to 11FEB

ministeriallist:
What about the one for sales/marketing

Heartless? U mean previous government

ShowYourCertificate:
So he didn't visit Dalori? That man is heartless.

U mean?

Firefire:


Time will surely tell...

I wonder how the government of lies and propaganda will manage up till 2019.

Do u mean WET DREAMS.

MrImole:
When did you stop bed wetting?
Please don't lie.

I stopped when I was in secondary school; (JSS), it was very shameful then but now, I just laugh anytime I remember and I do wonder if I can ever punish my kids for that, I don't think so.

Where da bleep is FIDELITY BANK??

Diaryofnaija:
First Bank of Nigeria Limited, Guaranty Trust Bank Plc, Zenith Bank Plc and United Bank for Africa have been named among the world’s top 500 banks. A new study conducted by the United Kingdom-based The Banker Magazine gave this verdict.

The 2016 The Banker and Brand Finance Top 500 Banking Brands report showed that First Bank retained its number one banking brand ranking in Nigeria for the fifth consecutive year.

First Bank moved up the scale by 16 places, rising from 336th position in 2015 to 320th this year.

The ranking was published in the February edition of The Banker magazine of the Financial Times Group in conjunction with London-based Brand Finance.

While GTB moved to 389 in the world from 417 in 2015, Zenith Bank dropped from 388 in 2015 to 392 in 2016.

UBA returned to the ranking in 447, while Access Bank Plc dropped from the 2016 ranking. Access Bank was ranked 496 in 2015.

A statement by the Country Representative of The Banker magazine in Nigeria, Mr. Kunle Ogedengbe, noted that First Bank’s brand value increased to $322m in 2016 from $300m in 2015 while that of GTB also increased to $243m from $213m.

A brand value is the licensing rate that a third-party would need to pay to use the bank’s brand.

The 2016 brand value of Zenith Bank increased to $238m from $235 in 2015 while UBA that made a return to the ranking since 2012 has a brand value of $198m. UBA’s brand value in 2012 was $121m.

According to The Banker magazine, of the five countries in Africa that made the ranking, Nigeria has the highest brand value increase of $249m.

Egypt moved up by $239m; Togo gained $134m while South Africa and Morocco lost $878mn and $213m respectively.

Source - http://www.punchng.com/four-nigerian-banks-among-worlds-top-500-banks/


Cc lalasticlala

Just passing by and *whistling*

Ajibo111:
Yea..i wanna see and touch

How u take know? Talking from experience?

Mhizkel:
It's mostly used by those who model for an Underwear Establishment.

Always haiting..

Eboh4z:
Always travelling.....

Who is this?

kilode100:
All these born again people sef. It's not about appearance/character, it's just lust!!

For instance, when I see a Guy, my eyes goes to his crotch to see if there's meat there, and if I like what I see, I switch on my seductive acts.
Trust me when I tell you, I Love my husband to the moon and back.