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Idayat;-(

Dyt:
Its from my name I took away the first, third and fifth letter of my name

GEJ

malele:
I hate it when this man speaks. The problems o nigeria started with him

No just make mouth here o0oo

benedictac:
Rubbish! No man is worth fighting for.

OMG! i stay in kaduna, it hpn then early 2015 but the gov't are now in control.

fitzmayowa:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/205127-new-deadly-gang-emerges-kaduna-terrorizes-residents.html

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2016/06/new-deadly-group-yan-shara-responsible.html?m=1

NOPE! Just to convey the body

Oilandgas1:
I can see casket; do muslims bury their dead with it?

What's ur pt here? The Quran is translated into over thousnd languages in the world with same meaning. Quran is the safest book on earth that have never been tampered with, just depend on how u understands it's verses & talkn of old men fooln ppl we'all knw who does that.

mrvitalis:
The English Koran should be distributed to our brothers in the North, they really need it

With education and English Koran, they won't be fooled by old selfish men

Blessss!!

udeagbalaC:
Of course you’re going to use the camera on your phone to snap some superb selfies and sweeping landscapes, but there are plenty of other uses for it that you should be aware of. Here are three other tricks your camera can pull off, and the apps you’re going to need to make the magic happen.
1) Language translating

If you find yourself flummoxed by a sign, menu or other piece of text in a foreign language, fire up Google Translate (Android, iOS) and you can get an instant translation through your camera. From the front page of the app, tap on the camera icon and away you go.
You don’t get access to as many languages as the text part of the app does (29 vs 103) but it’s still super handy to have, and you can load up a previously snapped picture too. TextGrabber + Translator (Android,iOS) and WayGo (Android, iOS) work in a similar way.
2) Document scanning

Use your phone as a scanner that’s always with you—whether you want to upload documents to the cloud for safekeeping, convert them into editable text, or just remember what your cloakroom ticket number is, your phone’s camera can come in handy.
Evernote’s Scannable (iOS) is a decent option and Google Drive also has the same scanning functionality (though only in theAndroid app right now). CamScanner (Android, iOS) and Scanbot (iOS) are two more excellent options to consider for the task.
3) Star gazing

This is one of many ways you can use your phone with augmented reality (or mixed reality) apps. Install something like SkyView (Android, iOS), point your phone camera up at the sky, and you can pick out stars, constellations and more without the aid of a telescope.
Other similar star gazing apps are available, and as we’ve said, there are plenty more AR apps ready to overlay information on top of the ‘feed’ coming from your phone’s camera: take a look at Wikitude (Android, iOS) or Blippar (Android, iOS) for example.

http://fieldguide.gizmodo.com/three-uses-for-your-phones-camera-that-dont-involve-pho-1778732203

So what's your point here.

Kisses4rmDxtanx:
If u r fair enough u shd hv said dis wen GEJ was on power 4 pipo 2 support him, cos boko haram was bombing den nd u kept quiet. Nonesense

Know what u wish for. Every being want peace.

dragonking2:
Well I blame the north.. .They thought that using bokoharam will win them presidential power and everything will go back to normal.. .they said we are minority.. .oya na.. .make we see who be minority. ..Until every region start respecting the other, there will be no true peace

Reason am proud of my univ, ABU zaria such things barely happen. Naturally ahead.

Attn Governor of Abia state.


please your excellencey, we need you to intervene in ABSU - Abia State University and save us from the corrupt VC.


My younger sister and about 500 ex students of ABSU are stranded because the VC has refused to sign our certificates. We have been on this since December last year till now this man refuses to sign our certificates without any justifiable reason. We go there everyday they keep telling us the certificate is still on the VC's table that he has not signed.


From reliable sources, the VC is asking for N10,000 for any certificate to be signed. Your excellency, please investigate this and do something about it. This man has about 500 or more certificates on his table but has signed none.


Many of us are stranded now. My cousemate lost a job offer because the company insisted on sighting the certificate not statement of result because VC refused to sign till now.


Your excellence, please wade into this matter and check what the current VC of ABSU is doing and why he has refused to sign certificates on his table when all conditions have been met.


SoS

Same as ur twin wishing u r guy.

khaykay15:
I love twins that are of the same sex..Wish my second is a female too..

Let's see ur packaging

floragregs:
All na packaging. Make she pull bra, the breast go dey kiss her belle.

Surgery??

Airforce1:
I wish my girl friend breast big like this

Nawa o! Na by force to view Ur profile? How doz ur profile increase his acct balance? Tsk!!

TippyTop:
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You accused me of being IPOD, when faced with superior argument you're suddenly too preoccupied with your inane life to go through my profile.

Stop decieving yaself Tompolo is fucking nobody..nobody can out power the gov't. Watch the space.

uupgrade:
I laugh whenever I hear d dullard talking about crushing d Niger Delta Avengers . now ask me who r Niger delta Avengers? hahahah. u Wana catch Tompolo? hehehe, i laugh becux u got to pass through at least 5 Niger delta governors before u can achieve DAT, becux as a full Niger deltan I will tell u DICKSON of bayelsa won't hand u Tompolo, I can swear ifeanyi Okowa will follow suit to mention but few.. even Oshomele won't tell u where tompolo is, tompolo isn't hiding, Niger Delta AVENGERS r Tompolo, n tompolo is d Heart Beat of d whole NIGER DELTA REGION, ateke knows what he is talking. n sorry even d whole Nigerian Army including d tactics of Buhari n obasanjo join won't conquer D REGION

Lmao! Be nice.

Oluwapresley:
I will always say it, Abo_ki dey shine Kongo pass anything.. lmfaooooooo.. her Kongo has been shined to a point of no return and she needs more shining.. better let her go before she go rape all those primary 2 boys finish..

Sorry u don't know how big ABU is

Akshow:
The light de power the whole of zaria ni? Too much money for darkness.

WTF is tiwa?

Akshow:
But you fit read tiwa savage interview from beginning to finish.

I need the summarize copy. This is too lenghy

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/crazy-things-women-save-marriages/

Horngry children instead

Bamsupremacy:
Hungry children

What's ur point here? So u think only christians lives in southern kd.

naijagobetter:
and what did he send to southern kaduna hospital kafanchan to be precise ?

Issit ur buttocks?

NEHLIVE:
This photo of petrol station female attendants showing off their buttocks is driving Kenyans crazy!

Just a few days ago, Kenya’s Film Classification Board (KFCB) ordered Coca-Cola to scrap a kissing scene from it’s new ‘Taste The Feeling’, advert saying it’s against their country’s morals. LOL. It caused a frenzy on social media, and now this..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/04/petrol-station-tells-markets-fuel-by.html

GROSS!!

Ecoterrorist:
El rufai can rot for all i care

This news is old

lolaxavier:
In 2013, 19 prisons in the Netherlands closed because the country didn't have enough criminals to fill them.

Now, five more are slated to close their doors by the end of the summer, according to internal documents obtained by The Telegraaf.

While these closures will result in the loss of nearly 2,000 jobs, only 700 of which will transition into other unknown roles within Dutch law enforcement, the trend of closing prisons follows a steady drop in crime since 2004.

The problem of empty jail cells has even gotten to the point where, last September, the country imported 240 prisoners from Norway just to keep the facilities full.

Still, according to The Telegraaf's report, Justice Minister Ard van der Steur announced to parliament that the cost of maintaining sparsely-filled prisons was cost-prohibitive for the small country.

A number of factors underlie the Netherlands' ability to keep its crime rate so low, namely, relaxed drug laws, a focus on rehabilitation over punishment, and an electronic ankle monitoring system that allows people to re-enter the workforce.

A study published in 2008 found the ankle monitoring system reduced the recidivism rate by up to half compared to traditional incarceration. Instead of wasting away in a jail cell, eating up federal dollars, convicted criminals are given the opportunity to contribute to society.

These measures all add up to an unbelievably low incarceration rate: Although the Netherlands has a population of 17 million, only 11,600 people are locked up. That's a rate of 69 incarcerations per 100,000 people.

The US, meanwhile, has a rate of 716 per 100,000 — the highest in the world. It's marked largely by its lack of attention to social services and rehabilitation programs once prisoners finish their sentences. Without a safety net to give them any other options, many fall back into their old habits.

Seeing as how the Netherlands is literally importing prisoners to keep jails full, larger countries like the US could learn a thing or two from the Dutch model.

http://www.techinsider.io/dutch-prisons-are-closing-2016-3

This babe go deep ehn..very hard to climb.

Stuntkid172:
You guys should take a look at this picture and see for your self.

The tallest woman/lady in Kogi state.
she was given the award by former Governor Late, Prince Audi Abubakar.


*Am the one in the 1st pics (the guy in black polo)*

Another Angu

Clone2020:
Bananas are packed with potassium, eating too much bananas can cause heart dysrythmias which makes your heart beat chaotically and you can die. Be mindful.

You know its perfume

DICKtator:
What is FERFUME?
Never heard of it!!!!

DICKtator:
What is FERFUME?
Never heard of it!!!!

Why taking it personal and sad thing is your failure to comprehend what he meant.

tripplephi:
Are you so dumb. Are all pastors fake. Going to a pastor is for counselling. If I know how spiritual she is then she has to go a mountain and pray fire upon the man. You don't have a better suggestions and yet you face me just because I mention pastor.... Why are you so myopic. God will judge you.... I don't care what pastor has duped or offended you.... We overcome evil with good. If you cannot bring light don't curse the darkness. I pity your destination.... So because there are fake pastors we should not serve God again ba Or we should not go to church... And allow the devil Deceive us that Christianity is in the heart.... My dear God will fight you. You must be proud and hurt. I am no pastor but fake will always prove that there are real ones somewhere. Mtchew

U look d most confused here..why cant u just acept d fact that gej is the sole reason for whatevr we're going thru

Adaure4ever:
I disagree, GEJ tenure may have had its faults but it was not as confused as this present Buhari regime.

Hell of note!! Nobody will read this!!

Well done!

okuneddie:
gays everywhere....FG fourteen years for whatsapp...,.Meanwhile.....





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OLUJOSHINS:
na one guy go marry this girl ooooo