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y0rmee:
My dear, prepare for the worst.

spenca:
Okay I would do this but I choose the state you get posted to and I would let every one know so when posting comes out you see if am legit or not. You down ?

spenca:
Okay I would do this but I choose the state you get posted to and I would let every one know so when posting comes out you see if am legit or not. You down ?

y0rmee:
Badt boi!

Are yhu related to Pastor Buhari??

dipson546:
Den put credit naw....

y0rmee:
Ya school must be definitely prouda ya fa!

Tell me yhu studied Englis Teknologi!

spenca:
You have to pay upfront and your guaranteed 90% success

justifiedcoyy:
camping is 28november.

source ; my mind.

JohnQueen:
Lol... Some peeps put theirs inside bible or quran

y0rmee:
Y'all should see this....

JohnQueen:
That paper is like a cheque

y0rmee:
You lose 270k or ya N500 initial investment??

justifiedcoyy:
if only nysc knw how much boys hate dem, dem for make am optional.. or for girls only

y0rmee:
1. Yhu cannuh die... at least, not for what is nuh worth it!
2. Their website server seems overwhelmed. Enormous traffic on the website is probably not making it currently accessible.

justifiedcoyy:
antisperm just dey ban me anyhow sha.

helping pple now don turn sperm abi..keep antisperming o.

tibaonnet:
Wow! 12k for Convocation gown? Are the gowns made of Gold or bullet-proof? Are they going to allow you guys to take home the gowns? This una school naa University of extortion o.

Lordtrailz:
yazz

uniben/ekosodin alumnus

u dey share money?

chumaster:
lol buh the reaction button is there. Thanks baba

yhenny:
mesef don start my own for my mama's shop na only the khaki i just dey wait for, NYSC can not coman waste pesin tym

chumaster:
hope you've liked the Photo?

chumaster:
oga, check properly, your moniker is there
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JohnQueen:
It's cos NYSC and the FG have been playing tete on top our matter

coyy:
oil money

Odoemacyril:
[ SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
you will be asked to choose the state of your
choice,but it must be a state outside to ur
geopolitical zone. So you can check out this for you
to know where you can serve and where you are
free to choose. If your own state fall under
southeast, it means you cant serve in southeast.
this will guide you on what to do.............


.......
SOUTH
EAST- 5 States =(Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi , Enugu,
Imo).

SOUTH SOUTH- 6 States=(Akwa-ibom, bayelsa,
cross river, delta, edo, rivers).

SOUTH WEST- 6 States=(Ekiti, lagos, ogun, ondo,
osun, oyo).

NORTH EAST- 6 States=(Adamawa,
bauchi, borno, gombe, taraba, yobe).

NORTH WEST-
7 States=(Jigawa, kaduna, kano, katsina, kebbi,
sokoto, zamfara).

NORTH CENTRAL- 6 States=(Benue, kogi, kwara,
nassarawa, niger, plateau).

NOTE: feasibility study shows that there shall be 7
geopolitical zones, which lagos shall be referred as
one, but abuja shall be under north central
zone.

1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind
that you are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made
stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that
may confront you outside the camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and
not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.

2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of
Preference
(very important ones first):

1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D
above.
The copies may be surplus.

2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the
stress of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will
be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber
tennis shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp
but it will be more expensive) and a permanent
marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of
casual wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for
those that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your
phones,
ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp
(small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I
believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend


3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to
your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to
a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They
will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned!

4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads
are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs,
etc.

5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/
bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify
with. Then the paper registrations proper follows.
try as much as possible to make everything
available. Look out for information pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.

6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits
(shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write
your Code Number (CN) on them "sharp-sharp” You
will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That
will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it
everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal
ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.

7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st
day is the day you will be leaving the camp.

8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt
and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you.
No room for casual wears. Parade/marching
training starts immediately. The soldiers will not
give you breathing space at all. You will have the
first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people
could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t
faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that
causes their fainting.

9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody
gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You
have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian
and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions,
by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be
called out again for the series of programmes lined
up for you. Then you have your lunch.
Rest a little and you are out again for evening
parade.
Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself
everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your
Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.

11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This
is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.

12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey
them.
although they are not permitted to beat you,
however, they can punish you. No walking, its all
jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel
down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They
could be friendly anyway.

13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you
in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones
will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle
Allowance.

14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to
snap you, please be prudent in spending.

15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To
Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will
work. The place you work in is called your Place of
Primary
Assignment (PPA).
Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90%
of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially
primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW
will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and
Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t
pay anybody for assistance.
Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when
Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the
shocking or expected postings as you receive your
letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s
what dey call it.

16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to
go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the
Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge
they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA
later same day or the following day. Please, when
you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on
your mind, having been used up in the camp. But
please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of
your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles
to convey you from the camp to their workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education institutions
do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at
your cost.Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.

17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where
will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may
give you a temporary accommodation pending the
time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky
if your employer gives you a room. Many of them
don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be
prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first
‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already
going down!

18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight.
Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the
Local Govt you will be posted to is important.
Failure to complete it before going home is the
beginning of your problem.
He may begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then
you can take permission to go home. Long process!
You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few
tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration process,
printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective
corps members are urged to visit NYSC
sites>>>>>>>>>> ..



saw this online so I choose to share it with you guys

omoikea:

aBbiie25:
You welcome dear