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makavele:
You asked for it; Yaba rat !
So I will now condescend to your level.
Lookat that picture diportivo uploaded. You taking a selfie. Come back when you properly digest it.
Obo Langido !

lol....you wanna bring deportivo into it right...you cant do it all alone again!!!..do u ever wonder the difference between a tiger and an hyena?
.....well, y"all hyenas, and cant achieve anything alone, gather and form a pride, and you can see how hyena are always dirty looking despite the fact the hunt and prey together, and you can always see how a tiger is always nice and good looking, ...its because he doese things and achieve things for himself....Look for your set of like minds, do things and achieve stuffs together.....anyone here that that does things with you, supports you for your rants, and ridiculues a superior....you are all dirty looking...All of you!!!

To pass their waec/gce, it was special centers, to pass their UME/JAMB, it was runs, they gained admission, in tertiary institution nko, they dont attend lectures, and if they ever do, they come late and seat at the back, during CA or exams, the brightest students becomes their bestfriend, and probably look for a nearest seat to him..still after exam, they will look the lecturers in charge contact and try to find out if he is an "undertsanding" man...they are not to blame, its the system. its always the system!!!, when the result is out, once they see fifty something, they are satisfied...they are good at nothintg than hiding behind a faceless forum and say whatver their simpleton brains processes and becomes trolls....its their way...nothin we can do at this point...!!!

if not for lack of age restriction, no matured person will fill up his phone with pictures or images to make caricatures on a forum, where they are suppose to come, learn and become more responsible and useful for themselves and the larger society...as i always say, its an online forum, you are free with your keyboard, we know people like in your teenages, omo mummy and omo get inside...but really know how to ridicule their superiors....what can we do, nothing...its in their blood, we only wish life could teach them a good lesson that they will ever learn...but will they learn...its up to us, all of us!!!....kids, one day,,,,y'all gonna grow up!!!!

makavele:
Our boy don loyal ; if not , I for drop one more meme
for the Anthony Joshua K.O.

mtchewww...kids everywhere....go and wash your bumbum, so you can finish your indomie on the table...

diportivo:
silver colored 626 1998 Yankee spec LX model

How did u know guy... But you were wrong with the year... This is Yankee spec 2001....just came back from a function with it... Abeg no condemn my mazda o

obekediamondfuto:
guy where u dey go....

come take seat Jare....... u r still our man ....

nothing "dos" u..... BTW which mazda is that?
Mazda 3?

Yes Bro, sure.. na my old school mazda 626 o... I wan be like you, na money dey do me sontin o, bought it on Nairaland in 2015, with a smoky engine but extremely good interior and exterior maybe due to poor maintenance culture of the former owner,, sharp sharp, change engine and gear, since den, the toy has been my best friend o...

Nothing strange...walks out of thread, to be back again!!!...still following

Good, its good to be back from the day's bustle...what do we have here?!!!

Alvin007:
I don’t blame you...I blame Seun who didn’t place an age restriction for underaged peeps like you. Enjoy your day boy.

Age restriction would have actually keep dudes like you off, but still you will always find your way to beat the system... It's called youthful exuberance..... Ooni dagba!! Beeni mo so fun e!!

Maskedtitan:
I thought you said I already escaped. Ode ni bobo yii sha....I give up...

Don't give up yet, I will destroy you Iver and over again....

makavele:
Oga you no dey tire. I can also argue for Africa, but unlike you, at least, when I am right!
Until somebody comes to Aderupoko Street and bitch-slap you;
that's when your body go come down. Sulaimon !

Mtcheww, iruru obe gbegiri....!!! You don fail!!

Alvin007:
Lol. He’s just an ignoramus who’s angry with life. Hence, he looks for a place to vent out his anger. He chose nairaland. He’s just a lost bonkers case.

Exactly how your simpleton brain processes, cometh out from your mouth...!! You have not crossed the line yet... Keep on!!!

Maskedtitan:
Isn’t that where your mother gave birth to you?
Dude, don’t try me.

Oh so you are actually a regular there?! ... Well if my mum was there or you ever see my parents there, it simply for a charitable course to offer help and donation to you people over dere...?!! Your ward number please, to see/confirm if our donations ever reach you... And please your fellow brothers in kirikiri too, we have a place for them in our hearts!!!

GAZZUZZ:
This is bad for the rims. I have provided a simple solution that works 101percent.

It will cost you N200 (N800 for all 4) and common sense and wheel will be free.

Ohkye, I have learnt something new today but do you think it's that easy as you said?!.. If it's that easy and he doesn't know how to get himself around it, the OP is advised to bring the vehicle to your workshop den because the method I posted is how I have always seen people do it.

Maskedtitan:
And how do you intend to do this?
Where’s your sense of humor?
How has he ass licked anyone yet you saying you want to fight or punch in the physical. It’s a faceless forum and I just checked his profile, he has his pic there. You are not being noble yourself by threatening to punch someone in the face. Even Anthony Joshua wouldn’t brag this much.
And you had to refer to his father..tchai..this speaks a lot about your upbringing o.
It’s Friday..yes...you can refer to my own folks too mumu.

You went ahead to check his profile, and believed that is actually him?!!!.. You are mad truly, you both escaped from yaba left!!!

Maskedtitan:

bro, dont let me spoil your day remember its TGIF!!!

Blessedpikin:
Its a Lexus es 330

Bro, the solution, dont tell me you cant go to the nearest mechanic village with your proof of ownership, and let a good panel beater, help you heat that stuff out of your wheels, you dont need to come online for this nah, its a security lock for your wheels that comes with its own separate spanner, like the second poster said, if its direct tokunbo, check the box in the trunk, it might probably be inside, i posted the one that came with my car, though all its knots have been removed and put in the trunk, because the buyer might find it difficult to open when it gets the car gets to him, and if removed easily, dont put it back there again cos, at times the threading of the lock in some cases gets awashed and therefore find it difficult to unscrew if its bolt, hope i made myself clear

Alvin007:
Dear Tout...you really don’t have an idea. Instead of you to learn that those locks differ...you’re here ranting about how you can punch a stranger in the face. Your stupidity is legendary sir!

Dear Urchin, its your father that is a tout, either dead or alive, if he is/was not a tout, he wouldn't have begotten an urchin like you roaming/trolling about online and quoting others comments and using inappropriate words/statements on others without being mindful of who might probably be at the other side of the internet wall, what you wont have even dare when im standing infront of you physically but took advantage of it being an online and faceless forum. i know your type and i know how to deal with you...You can see that the noble way the person whose ass you licked always, responded to what i posted not sure whether i know that myself or just pulling a leg, that the one i posted will never work on it, before you ran out of the psychiatric hospital to interfere on what you do not know about.

obekediamondfuto:
hahahahahahaha.... check again ....those keys differ oh.....

but ehn u for just admit say u no know than being aggressive!

haba, cant we live in peace?

Dear Sir, i already know that cos Im also an automotive enthusiast, I just posted that to pull the OPs leg, because I just wanted to use that to know his level of knowledge, afterall I didn't put any contact number to reach me. Besides, I just posted the one dat came with my mazda, which I know will never work with lexis as those are are bigger bolts... Thanks for being noble

obekediamondfuto:
hahahahahahaha.... check again ....those keys differ oh.....

but ehn u for just admit say u no know than being aggressive!

haba, cant we live in peace?

Dear Sir, i already know that cos Im also an automotive enthusiast, I just posted that to pull the OPs leg, because I just wanted to use that to know his level of knowledge, afterall I didn't put any contact number to reach me.

GAZZUZZ:
you think?

I think not!!!

Alvin007:
Lol...he doesn’t have the slightest idea.

Odeh, ass licker!!!!... I would have punched your face if I had seen one on one

I have the key....

After e Don nearly kee you with its 3.0litre v6 engine. .. You kuku a go park am inside bush

How much is the wristwatch last?

If you know, you know.... The owner of the thread knows why it is trash!!!

miracood:
why must africans be involed in any scam news??

Why must the Biafrans involved in scam?

IDSUCCESS:
Good morning house. I called a mechanic to check my vehicle for me. When he came, he demanded that I give him something to lie down under the vehicle and I went to bring it to him. As I returned, I saw him pouring fuel into the engine through the plug hole. After than I notice that my car is bringing out smoke which never happened and the sound changed. Has my car knocked? Experts in the house, pls I need your input. Thank you.

That petrol that he poured in the plu hole has washed off the cylinder bore and the sludge in the tight corners, thereby engine oil is flowing into the combustion chamber, you must be gut need to change your oil as soon as possible... And besides why did he have to do that, did he do that so that he can extort money from you and why didn't he tell you why he did that before pouring fuel in plug hole... I have never heard of that though

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