DiscodeeFUTA: I woke up dis morning comtemplating on whether to go for lectute 2day or NT cos yesterday there were crazy rumours going around abt ASUU strike. Omoh!! na hin ah enta sckl see say lecture dey go on,the lecturer cum pack assignment gv us lik say 2Mao no dey,I was lik 'so na person papa dey carry dis kind rumour...mtcheewww'.


So pls,Nigeria student if na pray una go pray or if na aluta wey go do mk we do am oo, cos strike no pay us at all. Imagine say strike happen, student for O.A.U don d-i-e b dat nah(ah no b O.A.U student oo). So daddy ASUU dont go on strike oo abeg!!!!


Goon out.

..futa na book book nah..which level u dey..i dey part 4..i dey do my IT now..make them strike 4 3months nah abeg

freakcin: That Futa VC looks really young. That office of his looks too sparsely furnished, OP, u sure u got the right pic?

dats my Vc..probably dat pic was taken wen he was stil a lecturer..av been to his office(i mean the Vice Chancellors office),its nt sparsely furnished

this list doesnt look correct..Landmark and madona university ahead of uniben,Futa??..i disagree

sexyseun: I have attended a church where the pastor (name withheld) called out members of the church who can't speak in tongues and wishes to learn to Step out, he started with hero shero baba, baba ma seke seke, shaba raba seke lobobo.. Religion, Religion, Religion, How many times did i call you?

And trust naija pple, they are the most gullible people on planet earth who dances to any tune their pastor sings..

Am not trying to be cynical but its so annoying when you see these pastors and the congregation use these same words(abi na sentence i go call am) , some even use it to sing and rap( Am not kidding)

You arent d 1st person witnessing dat..God is a patient God, if only man was God,imagine the havoc man would hav caused.....I witnessed it also,We were asked to enter a room and the pastor said repeat after me Masataya..i was lyk wtf!..i can mention the church if am been doubted

I know its more of a cliche in our pentecostal churches that you must know how to speak in tongues...Just Last week i attended a pentecostal church(name witheld) with my rummie and the pastor after singing just said evrybody begin to pray in the spirit..The most annoying part was that even Ladies that i know are promiscous started speaking in tongues..Even my rummie that hav numerous babes spoke in tongues..I looked like the odd one out,...This prompted me to ask must every believer know how to speak in tongues??I know at the instant of baptism of the holyspirit,speaking in tongues is an evidence..What happens after that?..Must we all know how to speak in tongues?

paroh137: I think I've seen you before. Do you live in Kwara state?

Lmao..U've checked her profile and saw that she stays at Ilorin,u wan use scope say her face dey familiar bah..oya talk where you c am gan gan

Jack Wilshere isn't the first
footballer to smoke, and he won't
be the last. He joins Arsenal team-
mate Mesut Ozil, Barcelona star
Lionel Messi, Mario Balotelli and
more. Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has
been pictured smoking a cigarette,
and his manager Arsene Wenger has
told the assembled press that he plans
to have a word with the England
international midfielder. However, Wilshere is far from the only
footballer to have smoked, and he will
certainly not be the last. Here's a top ten of our favourite
smoking footballers. 1. Jack Wilshere No wonder he's tense. Aaron Ramsey
has emerged from his shadow to
become the lifeblood of the Arsenal
team, and thanks to the signings of
Mesut Ozil and Mathieu Flamini,
Wilshere is far from assured of his place in the Gunners first choice
midfield. Sometimes, sitting back with cigarette just feels right. Other times, you get lung cancer. Wilshere pictured smoking via the sun pic.twitter.com/HllMdW5TLN — RYO_cleverfish (@RYO_cleverfish) October 4, 2013 2. Lionel Messi, Jack Wilshere will never become one of the world's best players if he smokes. This guy is terrible at football. Omg Messi been caught smoking! #Cut4Messi pic.twitter.com/ x43l9rHB— Becky Flaherty (@FlahertyNo1) January 14, 2013 Given that his team-mates support an anti-smoking campaign, Messi lighting up may not have gone down brilliantly at Camp Nou. Could #Messi and co. help you give up cigarettes? #FCBarcelona front new EU quit smoking campaign. pic.twitter.com/arFaBgas— Leigh Moore (@Leigh_Moore) February 20, 2013 3. Zinedine Zidane Zidane was one of the most aesthetically pleasing footballers to watch, and - let's face it - not one of the most athletic. Whether that was down to his
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the 2006 World Cup pic.twitter.com/ hmSyjFB8— RMadridGirl (@RMadridGirl) March 20, 2012 4. Mario Balotelli Mario Balotelli has always been somewhat of a maverick, a loose cannon who Jose Mourinho described as unmanageable. The Italy international also enjoyed a
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oduaboy1: How does winning one world cup trophy make messi an all time great?All this blind messi followers self mtcheew.

even without the world cup he's already 1 of the all time greats..Winning the world cup would cement his places in the top 3,if not the greatest self...Ofcourse he's already the greatest of his generation

Messi for Balon d'or!!...Its Messi's Destiny to win the World cup,Messi 4 the biggest stage of them all

has anybody noticed messi strolls on d pitch wen argentina arent with the ball??..He hardly marks..Messi abeg nah we need U

The same God that created Iniesta,Zidane,Xavi,Jay Jay that created Mikel o...Mikel would always disapoint me

it realy doesnt make sense to start saying or using 1 course or 1 school as the major reference or standard..All and i mean All schools in Nigeria have thier strengths and weaknesses..UI,OAU,UNILAG,ABU,FUTA,UNIBEN..all still hav their flaws at times..Its a matter of doing wateva ur hands findeth diligently and ofcourse PROVIDENCE(FATE,DESTINY)..I CALL HIM GOD!

Okocha Spot On..We just need to work on the Positioning defensively

Enyeama...Without You Ehn Nigeria don finish be that!

nickz: ^^^that is the canadian destroyer,the best wrestling move I've seen since I started watching WWE,I've seen him do it from different positions but I can't post the videos.....where is that randy orton fan
I'll try posting other gif pictures of the best of the best wrestling moves RKO aint in my TOP 10

..i dey here o..and i dare say the RK0 remains d best among wrestlers performing currently..Pedigree is fantastic 2,buh Go 2 sleep?i tink i'll pass

majour: I for one hate super cena, I'd pick santino over cena, that dude got like 5 moves in all

All d same he remains wwe's golden boy though,mr untouchable..What he brings 2 wwe is quite fantastic though in terms of popularity,shirt sales,fans e.t.c..i mean cena o

hate him or love him randy orton remains 1 of d best,his moves r fantastic,he also has fantastic counter moves..As much as i love cena,John cena is way way 2 predictable..u can easily counter Cena

#Team Viper..Reborn with every challenge..them don dey catch cena scope jhor..RKO remains d best move in d wwe 4 now..well excluding Tombstone(undertaker)

papiforreal:
Guy your ignorance is very Vast... So bsc building is a waste course? Guy wch course are you studyng sef?

If u so want 2 know am studying Geology and i neva said its d best..buh 4rm wat i no its a bit beta dan dose courses i listed

oludamy:
absolute nonsense from an imature individual. There is always an opurtunity to be self employed. It is d likes of u dat flood d streets on dirty suits looking for job where some1 controls ur like from 8 to 4 pm in order to collect chicken feed as salary, grow up man

Ogbeni r u a guy?..if u are then am disapointed!..u hav no ryt 2 cal me immature..i only gav my opinion abt tinz..u shuld hav jst proved me wrong..My dad 1ce said wen u argue,improve ur arguements with points and facts,dnt raise ur voice and dnt use negative words...maybe u r a lady anyway

ecodes:

Laugh wan carry me throw way... as in eh.... makk una take am easy for this thread

u dey ansa our guy ni..na oagadougou we go go find job nah..no degree is a waste buh no be me go study trash courses.(full stop)..horticulture?,building?remote sensing,wood technology?..Chai..Horticulture:So i go dey plant flower evrywhere abi,thank God 4 fashola naw,they can get jobs with him..Building:Abeg wetin bricklayers dey 4 again?afta architect make my plan i go cum go find builders with bsc abi,where the money dey?...Remote Sensing is a by product of Geology and Geophyscis..as a Geologist i know at least 70% of Remote sensing abeg and i dare say the course na trash!!!..Wood technology ah 5yrs and person go go study dat 1?..Chai GEJ help the dieing youths now,Wood tech?..oh i 4got Zoology?..go dey find phython and co now..Double Trash!

toocoded:
No offence oooo, buh ure very STVPID! Who says all these courses are useless? They might not be very marketable here in Nigeria but I wanna tell you that u should go to some countries even in Africa....SA, Bostwana and see how they are doing. The lucky ones here are also doing great in Naija. So ma dear, point of correction, no course is useless.

U b hmmmm my dear..So u know they r not marketable in Naija abi.,meaning afta graduation if i study any of dose courses listed above,i wil now travel 2 bostwana 2 luk 4 job?..and if am nt among d 'lucky ones' in Naija nkø?..ogbeni 4 yrs no b joke,if u wuld go to skul,let d stress b worth it..Come 2 Futa and know what stress is about..After d stress i wuld now travel to bostwana abi,oagadougou nkø?..infact u b hmmmm

RedBenson:

Whatever discipline u graduated from, i dont think you are in anyway better than some geologists, geophysicists and other science related courses i know of. Grow up!

Geologists,Geophysicists r hotcakes also..only say 4 futa ehn na die o....#Team Geology

l£ø_I:

Dummy..d creator wu made it..assigned it 4 use 2 onli 1 partner..

who tel u?did abraham use it 4 1 patner?,no david did abi or baba nla solomon..and by d way david and abraham made heaven,who knows whether solomon made heaven gan..i dnt bliv in d sex b4 mariage 2 and i dnt castigate pple who indulge in it..diff strokes 4 diff folks..c oga He is God seated in heaven doing wateva he pleases

Fatdon: Femi And The Gang.

Forza p: ^^ yes,does guyz are superb!!#Nigeriainfo

Fatdon: Femi And The Gang.

different strokes 4 different folks..moreova dats a programme nah,i mean presenter lyk 1 man..whoz d best?..neva listnd 2 femi and d gang b4 though,(heard they r gud 2)

safarigirl: he isn't on air here. I guess he's just in Lagos, he's not in Abuja

..oh u dnt stay in lagos..murphy jemba is on 88.9 lagos..heard he had workd in abuja sumtimes ago buh ryt now hez in lagos neva 2 leave anymore

Mr•Olodo:
in a suit

is this a head?

Funpeter: Talosobe onyeleku wakemagana eagerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Murphy ijemba. Wa gbayi omo iya.

waa gbayi omo iya,øya no dey farabalé

safarigirl: yes, she's at brila fm abuja. I like her a lot, very fun. On brila right now, haven't heard the Murphy guy

hez on air ryt now live,dnt dull o..merry xmas 2 u all

safarigirl: yes, she's at brila fm abuja. I like her a lot, very fun. On brila right now, haven't heard the Murphy guy

hez on air ryt now live,dnt dull o..

if una like make una para from now till tomarow all i have to say is this