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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:44pm On Sep 21, 2015
whizqueen:
Am observing from afar wink


Taking records
OKK GOOD DEAR, SHAMIJE kiss kiss kiss

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:43pm On Sep 21, 2015
JibrilJunior:
U sef dey use style feel my packs

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SORRI WHICH PACKS undecided undecided undecided CARRY UR BIG YANSH COMOT FOR ROAD JARE. GUY WEY GET THIS KINDA BIG YANSH, YANSH WEY FEMALES DEY FIND, ONLY U PUT AM FOR UR BACK DEY CARRY AM AROUND grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:37pm On Sep 21, 2015
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WHERE'S Whizqueen ?


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:36pm On Sep 21, 2015
JibrilJunior:
All caps cool

*just passing by*
PASS FAST U DEY BLOCK FRESH AIR grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
wamenzy:
Hmmmm no b onli miss Endowed ohhh... Abeg make ona leave me ohhh
amii131:
Blessing
Delsu
2014
Lagos
133
YOUR NAMES NOTED FOR HALL OF FAME

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:30pm On Sep 21, 2015
amii131:
Sorry I thought I did ystda nite
SINCE U 'THOUGHT' THAT MEANS U DIDNT, GO AHEAD INTRO URSELF.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:28pm On Sep 21, 2015
haywire1:
''clear throat' I WELCOME U ALL TO UR FAVORITE PROGRAMME TAGGED PICTORIAL IDENTIFICATION OF BATCH B15 2015 PCM, WE'VE IDENTIFIED 8 PCM LADIES SO FAR, IT'S TIME TO SHOW MORE BEAUTIFUL LADIES OF BATCH B15 2015 PCM. BEFORE I PROCEED LET'S US ALL STAND UP FOR A SHORT DANCE, (DJ JIMMY JATT: playing ladi by lil kesh, kin ma ladi kin ma mudi, eranu abasha eranu abasha; guyz going crazy, girls wit killer dance). THANK U ALL FOR D WONDERFUL DANCE, I NEVA KNEW HARINHOLAR CUD DANCE FA, SAW KERIBABY, HALILUCK TWERKING WAT MAMA GAVE THEM grin grin grin grin grin. THE MUSIC WAS LADI, I SAW ELMISTI DANCING MAKOSO 'too much weed'.

BACK TO D MATTER, IT'S TIME TO SHOW Y'ALL ANOTHER 4 BEAUTIFUL LADIES, LOOKING AT THIS LADIES POLYGAMY FILL UP MY MIND, THESE LADIES R SO SWEET, SO ELEGANT, SO TANTALIZING, SO TASTY FRYING, SO KFC, SO AMAZING, SO ALATA, SO EKESFIER, SO AMALA IYA FOYEKE 'my teamlautech go understand nah, as e dey hot'. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER I BRING TO YOU;



1. ZEEENAS : OSUN, 116***

2. NEKKYSUGAR : BORNO, 000***

3. MOBI18 : LAGOS, 176***

4. LIFEISGUHD: ABUJA, 105***


ADVERT: LET'S GO FOR A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, DO U FEEL BACK PAIN, U DONT SEE CLEARLY, U DONT LAST IN BED, U DONT LAST IN TOILET, PREMATURE 3JACULATION, WATERY SP3RM, WEAK 3RECTION, TRY IYA FURO JEDI JEDI TODAY, IT COMES IN GINGER AND GARLIC FLAVOUR. .IYA FURO JEDI SIMPLY D BEST JEDI IN TOWN.

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PISHIRES ON PAGE 2120

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:25pm On Sep 21, 2015
amii131:
Hallo good afternoon pcm fam
AFTERNOON BEAUTY QUEEN, IDENTIFY URSELF IN THIS FORMAT

NAME
INSTITUTION GRADUATED
YEAR OF GRADUATION
PREFERRED NYSC STATE
FIRST 3DIGITS OF UR CALL UP NUMBER

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:20pm On Sep 21, 2015
haywire1:
[size=15pt]HELLO BEAUTIFUL LADIES, IF U R A BATCH B15 2015 PCM AND UR NAME IS NOT ON D HALL OF FAME LIST YET KINDLY LET ME KNW BY 'CC: HAYWIRE1' OR SEND ME A MESSAGE. ONE LUV KEEPS US TOGETHER.. KINDLY CHOP KISSES kiss kiss kiss kiss . I LUV U ALL kiss kiss kiss [/size]
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:17pm On Sep 21, 2015
haywire1:
''clear throat' I WELCOME U ALL TO UR FAVORITE PROGRAMME TAGGED PICTORIAL IDENTIFICATION OF BATCH B15 2015 PCM, WE'VE IDENTIFIED 8 PCM LADIES SO FAR, IT'S TIME TO SHOW MORE BEAUTIFUL LADIES OF BATCH B15 2015 PCM. BEFORE I PROCEED LET'S US ALL STAND UP FOR A SHORT DANCE, (DJ JIMMY JATT: playing ladi by lil kesh, kin ma ladi kin ma mudi, eranu abasha eranu abasha; guyz going crazy, girls wit killer dance). THANK U ALL FOR D WONDERFUL DANCE, I NEVA KNEW HARINHOLAR CUD DANCE FA, SAW KERIBABY, HALILUCK TWERKING WAT MAMA GAVE THEM grin grin grin grin grin. THE MUSIC WAS LADI, I SAW ELMISTI DANCING MAKOSO 'too much weed'.

BACK TO D MATTER, IT'S TIME TO SHOW Y'ALL ANOTHER 4 BEAUTIFUL LADIES, LOOKING AT THIS LADIES POLYGAMY FILL UP MY MIND, THESE LADIES R SO SWEET, SO ELEGANT, SO TANTALIZING, SO TASTY FRYING, SO KFC, SO AMAZING, SO ALATA, SO EKESFIER, SO AMALA IYA FOYEKE 'my teamlautech go understand nah, as e dey hot'. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER I BRING TO YOU;



1. ZEEENAS : OSUN, 116***

2. NEKKYSUGAR : BORNO, 000***

3. MOBI18 : LAGOS, 176***

4. LIFEISGUHD: ABUJA, 105***


ADVERT: LET'S GO FOR A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, DO U FEEL BACK PAIN, U DONT SEE CLEARLY, U DONT LAST IN BED, U DONT LAST IN TOILET, PREMATURE 3JACULATION, WATERY SP3RM, WEAK 3RECTION, TRY IYA FURO JEDI JEDI TODAY, IT COMES IN GINGER AND GARLIC FLAVOUR. .IYA FURO JEDI SIMPLY D BEST JEDI IN TOWN.

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PISHURES ON PAGE 2120

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:14pm On Sep 21, 2015
[size=15pt]HELLO BEAUTIFUL LADIES, IF U R A BATCH B15 2015 PCM AND UR NAME IS NOT ON D HALL OF FAME LIST YET KINDLY LET ME KNW BY 'CC: HAYWIRE1' OR SEND ME A MESSAGE. ONE LUV KEEPS US TOGETHER.. KINDLY CHOP KISSES kiss kiss kiss kiss . I LUV U ALL kiss kiss kiss [/size]
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
''clear throat' I WELCOME U ALL TO UR FAVORITE PROGRAMME TAGGED PICTORIAL IDENTIFICATION OF BATCH B15 2015 PCM, WE'VE IDENTIFIED 8 PCM LADIES SO FAR, IT'S TIME TO SHOW MORE BEAUTIFUL LADIES OF BATCH B15 2015 PCM. BEFORE I PROCEED LET'S US ALL STAND UP FOR A SHORT DANCE, (DJ JIMMY JATT: playing ladi by lil kesh, kin ma ladi kin ma mudi, eranu abasha eranu abasha; guyz going crazy, girls wit killer dance). THANK U ALL FOR D WONDERFUL DANCE, I NEVA KNEW HARINHOLAR CUD DANCE FA, SAW KERIBABY, HALILUCK TWERKING WAT MAMA GAVE THEM grin grin grin grin grin. THE MUSIC WAS LADI, I SAW ELMISTI DANCING MAKOSO 'too much weed'.

BACK TO D MATTER, IT'S TIME TO SHOW Y'ALL ANOTHER 4 BEAUTIFUL LADIES, LOOKING AT THIS LADIES POLYGAMY FILL UP MY MIND, THESE LADIES R SO SWEET, SO ELEGANT, SO TANTALIZING, SO TASTY FRYING, SO KFC, SO AMAZING, SO ALATA, SO EKESFIER, SO AMALA IYA FOYEKE 'my teamlautech go understand nah, as e dey hot'. IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER I BRING TO YOU;



1. ZEEENAS : OSUN, 116***

2. NEKKYSUGAR : BORNO, 000***

3. MOBI18 : LAGOS, 176***

4. LIFEISGUHD: ABUJA, 105***


ADVERT: LET'S GO FOR A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, DO U FEEL BACK PAIN, U DONT SEE CLEARLY, U DONT LAST IN BED, U DONT LAST IN TOILET, PREMATURE 3JACULATION, WATERY SP3RM, WEAK 3RECTION, TRY IYA FURO JEDI JEDI TODAY, IT COMES IN GINGER AND GARLIC FLAVOUR. .IYA FURO JEDI SIMPLY D BEST JEDI IN TOWN.

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Celebrities › Re: Wives Of Nigerian Comedians In A Group Picture by haywire1: 11:33am On Sep 21, 2015
SEE AS THEY ALL BE LIKE COMEDY, THEY RESEMBLE JOKER lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:22am On Sep 21, 2015
I don enter, where dem dey. WTF, WHO CARRY MY MAT, WHICH MAD MAN CARRY MY MAT angry angry

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:17am On Sep 21, 2015
2el:
[b] Morning E-famz








37days.....28th October ( stream I)



66days......25th November ( stream II)












Have a blessed week.... smiley smiley









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majidyusuf
Ademasta
Iykebest1
ifeanyija
Zeeenas
Sydneyboss
Hilsocial
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Haliluck
Allsmyles
whizqueen
Sambest2
Shawwal1
Physika
Idee91
Rmfunky
Xcozee
Gazaliah
dossylvanus
Benebaby77
Kbs468
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Prettyface
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mention me if you are not on list.






B15 Award night
Here goes the Rules of the game:

1: You can nominate yourself and nominate others too but only a maximum of three nominees for each Awards.
2: All nominations will be collated and the top 5 shall be considered in each category for the award
3: The timeframe for each category MUST be strictly adhered to (8am to 6pm daily) else your nomination will be void
4: Each category has its requirements which shall be decided upon by the judges
5: Judges cannot be nominated in any of the award categories and cannot nominate too.
6. The nominations for each days will be category 1 - 4 from Monday to Friday
7. Tag ONLY the judges in charge for each of the nomination day else your nomination will be considered null and void.

Awards nominations, judges and Days

Monday, 8am to 6pm
Awards for:
1. Miss Endowed
2. Mr Macho
3. Most Troublesome
4. B15 Ambassador

Judges: flex12, Whizqueen

Tuesday, 8am to 6pm
1. Best E-couple
2. Most Annoying
3. Best Female moniker
4. Best male moniker

Judges: 2el, whizqueen

Wednesday, 8am to 6pm
1. Ladies' Guy (guy ladies like)
2. Guys' Lady (lady guys like)
3. Most Hardworking
4. Most Active

Judge: Dubylhover, Flex12

Thursday, 8am to 6pm
1. Most Supportive
2. Most Funny
3. Most prolific Striker
4. Top Derailer

Judges: 2el, Dubylhover

Friday, 8am till 6pm
1. Mr B15 NL
2. Miss B15
3. Most Reserved
4. Icon of motivation

Judges: flex12, rmfunky, Dubylhover and 2el.

Example:
I nominate

1. Miss Endowed: hadassaheke, dolafunmi
2. Mr Macho: muchcech, Shegofams, hilsocial
3. Most Troublesome: haywire
4. B15 Ambassador: Xcozee, naughtylagosguy

Cc. Flex12, whizqueen

I would suggest you copy the example above and modify.

For any questions or sponsorship of the Awards night don't hesitate to contact on any of the Judges.

Please let's adhere strictly to the rules and make the job easy for the committee. And also please be rest assured that the judges are working tooth and nail to ensure this Awards Night is Successful. Thanks
Egbami keee, most troublesome and na my name dey for example shocked shocked . What have u been smoking lately grin grin grin




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Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haywire1: 1:36am On Sep 21, 2015
elmisti:
U. Sef dey reach dis sidehuh
Lol, ceo of elmisti flavoured weed company, I zoom u frm afar grin grin

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Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haywire1: 1:35am On Sep 21, 2015
2dice:
lmfao na your e-voice tribal dey...
anyways no be mistake...
Moi service laa Payment
Kus *Akara is on the wheel of Steam* grin grin
Lol u get puff puff on ur wheel of steam?? I'm interested

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Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haywire1: 1:34am On Sep 21, 2015
godoluwa:
dont get it twisted. d guy iz nt afta ur money. am nt asking u to listen to him or not but u be my man & dats y I do gbeborun bizybodi 4 d matter. d system requires like 10k & if you wanna make reasonable money. I wont say more on it.
mind u, ht/ft bet is 1000000000000000000000000000000% PURE GAMBLING
Now u understand beta.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 1:15am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
pls cn we make it leta n d day..preferably 2p.m will b free den,u cn drop ur mail,i will scan u business card and brochure..u will get all d info u nid dere
Okk good

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 1:15am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
is d beginning of wisdom..how mny times willl i say it,that im strait,,, grin
What do u mean by straight, u bend before? grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 1:02am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
interest rate is affordable..buh cnt discuss business on ere..
PM me let's discuss bizness

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:54am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
jews business support gives out loans to business owners with collateral of course.. threescores is into distribution and supply of petroleum products to retailers...
Hw much interest? How do u charge per unit of loan?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:53am On Sep 21, 2015
Faithluv5:
I can't sleep,yhuh
U need strawberry flavoured weed

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:52am On Sep 21, 2015
Faithluv5:
elmisti y r u still awake
He wan enter set grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:50am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
i work for myself
jews business support and three scores ltd
What service do u render?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:48am On Sep 21, 2015
elmisti:
Be like say u smoke litmus paper....na Esun dey Bleep Oya no be Sango, Sango still dey giv oya attitude so Esu take advantage....abeg u know where I fit buy fire extingusher and water tanker, plus firefighters numbers cuz I dey. Get feeling say. Uncle sango will catch dem 2dai
Esu is a liar oo sebi esu said sister Oya puna is too smalll for him to handle. This one na serious kasala oooo, and mama Osun don travel òoo, u go need call 147 for firefighter cos bros sango anger is unkoable (ko se kooo) grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:42am On Sep 21, 2015
elmisti:
That is classified info....buh Esu na bad person ooo....oya don. Dey beg am say he don do....buh he say na untill she scream uncle sango nme. B4 he leave am
Chaiii bros sango dey strike and thunder wettin dey btw sister Oya legs. Bros Ogun say u dey wait make bros sango finish, say u wan enter collabo set, na true shocked shocked

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:36am On Sep 21, 2015
Aare2050:
eeewo


ni 12midnight



eeewo....



struggles with the black spiritual power



brewing out incantations in fadeyi oloro voice




eeewoooooo




nitori aporujegejege lawo inu igbo
aporujegejege lawo eba ona
ti a ba poku ni popo
alaye ni dahun





oya go and show 1 missed call at his place...




eheheheheheheheheheh



ogun lakaaye osinmole o seun

sango olukoso ayara ina o seun

oluweri mopo ojo,
esu laalu ogirioko, abani woran ba o rida
e seun....
Why u dey disturb bros sango nah, u no hear say bros dey ontop sister Oya, dem dey collabo grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:34am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
where wat? u min where i work?
Yea

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:33am On Sep 21, 2015
elmisti:
*whistles*.....why ar u shouting na...u want to wake uncle sango ni?.....when ESu is bleepn Oya......u no go wait if kasala burst o.....oya wetin hppen
I dey wonder hw Oya ringing tone go be grin grin grin sey na ouch or na egbami oooo grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:31am On Sep 21, 2015
mobi18:
got to sleep now.. my bed is calling me..its monday again..work,work,work, i hate mondays angry
Where?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:21am On Sep 21, 2015
Elmisti oooo oooo, o Di Eni 1

Elmisti ooooo oooooo, o Di eji 2

Bi se pe e ni ko ma damI loun, ogbodo ko owun mi ooo

Elmisti oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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