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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:20pm On Sep 19, 2015
DonPsymon:
Designer ke? Shirt don fade finish you d shout designer.

Come... Shey na yur oga motor u dey inside so huh
haywire1:
Lol u r local, na designer pattern , also na polo not shirt. Guy u can't tackle me wen it comes to designer wears ooo so it's beta u keep quiet or u ridicule urself ooo grin grin
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Lol hahahhaha, no worri we go knw each other bera if we dey same camp, I own my personal ride dude. Come visit me for ikorodu I need to change ur orientation. U think like a poor man grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:09pm On Sep 19, 2015
DonPsymon:
Come... Haywire1... This yur shirt na fade e fade undecided
Lol u r local, na designer pattern , also na polo not shirt. Guy u can't tackle me wen it comes to designer wears ooo so it's beta u keep quiet or u ridicule urself ooo grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:08pm On Sep 19, 2015
Shegofams:
U no be Unilorin student so u no fit understand. Na one barbing saloon be bigboy for Ilorin
Okk bro

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:06pm On Sep 19, 2015
mukhcech:
[size=15pt]You too BRO. IS THIS ALL WHAT YOU GOT?[/size]
Remove am

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 9:51pm On Sep 19, 2015
medmen86:
fairchance (89)
I replied ur email yesterday

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
elmisti:
Isit me or u call my. Weed cheap........rush to office to check how much u dey owe me......beg dey prpre to mke payment.....
NA WAA OOO, SO PERSON NO FIT FOLLOW U PLAY AGAIN, OYA NA PLAY NAH grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:32pm On Sep 19, 2015
mukhcech:
House, em contesting for 4 and 8. pls vote for me.
WHAT A WONDERFUL DREAM, KEEP IT UP grin grin grin grin

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 9:30pm On Sep 19, 2015
fairchance

06-66-67-68-69-70-71-71 @ N100 each

60-61-62-63-64-65-66-67 @ N100 each

TOTAL STAKE N5,600


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:24pm On Sep 19, 2015
Eseohe23:
That's the spirit man!
Haywire1 come see o Hilsocial na Commando too.
hilsocial:
Am also an ex-boy.
WHICH COMMAND?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:23pm On Sep 19, 2015
elmisti:
*stands up ontop my wife*.......make. I hear say demput u for any committee,......person like U, rara oooo.....haywire1, I cn not allow u oooo......*orubebe mode activated*...............#rush bak to finish off wit my wife#
MR ELMISTI ORUBEBE, U ARE A BATCH B PCM AND I EXPECT U TO RESPECT URSELF. I KNW U ARE HIGH ON CHEAP DRUGS POPULARLY KNWN AS WEED, I HEREBY IGNORE WHILE U REGAIN UR CONSCIOUSNESS grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:20pm On Sep 19, 2015
Wreetah:
Awww! Thank you Am I allowed to blush and return the kisses? grin
U ARE GALLANTLY ALLOW kiss grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:18pm On Sep 19, 2015
dubylhover:
my no....08139130045
ALL THESE LADIES ARE BEAUTIFUL,I WONDER HOW WE GO FIGURE OUT MISS PCM B15 undecided undecided undecided

ABI SEY NA SPECIAL DAYS GOD DEY CREATE FEMALES NI lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:15pm On Sep 19, 2015
Eseohe23:
Okay!
I am an ex commando.
CDSS OJO cool
WOOOOOWWWW, CDSS OSHODI DEY ALWAYS BEAT OJO IN ALL ASPECT, SPORT,QUIZ AND ALL grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:14pm On Sep 19, 2015
Wreetah:
Haba, I'm a PCM o
CHAIIII ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAMSEL grin grin grin BUT WHY LADIES ON HERE WAN WOUND GUYS WITH THEIR BEAUTY sad sad sad sad sad . STANDING ON D EXISTING PROTOCOL, PERMIT ME TO SALUTE AND HAIL U WITH A WONDER KISS, OYA CHOP KISSES kiss kiss kiss


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:10pm On Sep 19, 2015
Gazaliah:
Yeah bro...Since I no see you dere,that's why I gave u a missed call.




NB:Make sure you charge ur phone,I will call you tongue
WHERE? FOR PUNTING grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:09pm On Sep 19, 2015
Eseohe23:
Bia Haywire1!wch of the Command schools you attend?
OSHODI grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:08pm On Sep 19, 2015
flex12:
Aii....the nomination process and deadline wld be communicated after d committee's inaugural meetin tomoro

cc hilsocial, haywire1 et all
NOTED, ROGER THAT

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:07pm On Sep 19, 2015
Wreetah Jokeydamson DECLARE UNA ASSET FAST, R U A PCM?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2015
elmisti:
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
IS THAT ANOTHER BRAND OF WEED? grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2015
KeriBaby:
Gamblers and numbers
U KNW I NEED TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF U NAH kiss kiss kiss kiss

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:00pm On Sep 19, 2015
Olami90:
Afta being absent for some hours...finally read quite a no of pages...

Good idea and suggestions comin frm u guys......weldone Xcozee.

D judges nominated so far are still very ok by me. I wish a neutral person is involved to check mate decisions dat would be taken by judges...in person of Kbs468.


#On a lighter mode.....
Ah get suggestion for a category o nd it can b subjected to scrituny... cheesy.

**person wey giv zobo pass, wey exaggerate pass grin wey giv faabu pass.
How una see am...

I will get bak to drop other categories I av on my mind(tho, I bliv it shldn't b too much) wink
Gazaliah:
@bolden,no other person than A Y I M A cheesy cheesy grin. haywire1 can testify to it..Even Ayama himself
KIKIKIKIKIKIKAKAKAKAKKAAKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO grin grin grin grin, GAZALIAH NA U TALK AM OOO. U FORGET SAY A Y I M A UNCLE-NEPHEW-SISTER-GREAT GRANDPA-NIECE-BROTHER IS D GOVERNOR OF CALABAR grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:57pm On Sep 19, 2015
haywire1:
I WELCOME U BACK FROM D SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, WE NEED TO PAY BILLS. I HOPE U'VE PICTURED D FOUR LOVELY LADIES IN UR BRAIN INCASE U JAM ANYONE OF THEM IN CAMP. ALWAYS REMEMBER IN CAMP THAT WE R ONE OOO SO CHICKEN NO DEY EAT CHICKEN AND FISH NO DEY CARRY GUN OOO grin grin grin grin. WETTIN I WAN TELL U NOW NA SECRET OOO, NA CONFIDENTIAL MATA,DONT TELL ANYBODY OUTSIDE COS NA BETWEEN U AND ME (in Fela's voice), I HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAYING SH1T ABT WHAT WE R ON THIS THREAD FOR, I SHAKE MY HEAD FOR THEM COS THEY R JUST IGNORANT AND BORING PEOPLE. I WONDER HOW DEY LIVE THER LIFE WITHOUT FUN undecided undecided undecided undecided. I WANT U ALL WHILE HOLDING UR PHONE TO LOOK U, RAISE UR RIGHT HAND UP THEN RAISE UR LEFT HAND UP, AND SAY IBEG BABA GOD DASH THOSE IGNORANT AND BORING PEOPLE SMALL SENSE grin grin grin grin.

BACK TO D BIZNESS OF D DAY 'clear throat', IT'S TIME U'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,HMMMMM, TIME TO UNLEASH MORE BEAUTIFUL, FABULOUS, TAKE HOME TO MAMA LADIES, WITHOUT WASTING MUST TIME HERE R, elmisti oya drop that weed na me get am,SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION, AS I WAS SAYING HERE ARE D NEXT 4 BEAUTIFUL LADIES, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, JAM UR HANDS AND LEGS TOGEDA FOR;



1. ESEOHE23 : LAGOS, 117***

2. KERIBABY : AKWA IBOM, 104***

3. KLASIKNONIE : ZAMFARA, 911***

4. OGBETTY : OGUN, 111***


WE NEED TO GO FOR A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, STAY GLUE TO UR PHONE, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

ADVERT: WHY SEARCHING FOR JOBS WHEN U CAN OWN A JOB AND BECOME D CEO OF UR COMPANY IN BEADS MAKING. ARE U INTERESTED IN LEARNING BEADS MAKING ONLINE AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE? CONTACT DEBRIS NOW,OWNER AND CEO OF DEBRIS BEADS INTERNATIONAL
PISHURES ON PAGE 2051

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2015
KeriBaby:
Shegofams just told me the killer jare


The killer is Jason

The numbers are written on with blood
6,4,9,10,11 on a calender stands for June April September October November. JASON
CHAIIII SEE WINNING NUMBERS shocked shocked shocked shocked

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:54pm On Sep 19, 2015
Xcozee:
over to the awards committee...

Cc: 2el
Flex12
Dubylhover
Rmfunky
Whizqueen...
I DECLARE AN UNDILUTED WHICH IS A CONCENTRATED INTEREST IN D COMMITTEE, I'M AN EX COMMANDO, ONCE A COMMANDO ALWAYS A COMMANDO grin grin grin . THAT'S A KILLER CURRICULUM VITAE (CV) FROM ME SO U SUPPOSE UNDERSTAND MY QUALIFICATION, MAYBE U CAN TRY GOOGLE 'COMMANDO'

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:46pm On Sep 19, 2015
Xcozee:
[size=17]B15 AWARDS LIST [/size]


1. Mr. B15 NL

2. Miss B15 NL

3. B15 AMBASSADOR

4. MOST HANDSOME

5. MOST BEAUTY

6. MOST HARDWORKING

7. BEST E-COUPLE

8. BEST MALE MONIKER

9. BEST FEMALE MONIKER

10. ICON OF MOTIVATION

11. LADIES' GUY

12. GUYS' LADIES

13. MOST SUPPORTIVE

14. MOST FUNNY

15, MOST TROUBLESOME

16. MOST ACTIVE

17. MOST ANNOYING

18. MOST DERAILER

19. MOST COOLEST

20. MOST PROLIFIC STRIKER

LET'S HAVE A PICTORIAL IDENTIFICATION FINISH THEN WE KNW WHO AND WHO R INTERESTED

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:43pm On Sep 19, 2015
THE GUY ABOVE ME IS MENTALLY DERAILED FROM D SANE PATH grin grin grin grin grin grin

MAKE UNA NO QUOTE HIM BIKO, HE DEY SEEK ATTENTION..

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:39pm On Sep 19, 2015
I WELCOME U BACK FROM D SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, WE NEED TO PAY BILLS. I HOPE U'VE PICTURED D FOUR LOVELY LADIES IN UR BRAIN INCASE U JAM ANYONE OF THEM IN CAMP. ALWAYS REMEMBER IN CAMP THAT WE R ONE OOO SO CHICKEN NO DEY EAT CHICKEN AND FISH NO DEY CARRY GUN OOO grin grin grin grin. WETTIN I WAN TELL U NOW NA SECRET OOO, NA CONFIDENTIAL MATA,DONT TELL ANYBODY OUTSIDE COS NA BETWEEN U AND ME (in Fela's voice), I HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAYING SH1T ABT WHAT WE R ON THIS THREAD FOR, I SHAKE MY HEAD FOR THEM COS THEY R JUST IGNORANT AND BORING PEOPLE. I WONDER HOW DEY LIVE THER LIFE WITHOUT FUN undecided undecided undecided undecided. I WANT U ALL WHILE HOLDING UR PHONE TO LOOK U, RAISE UR RIGHT HAND UP THEN RAISE UR LEFT HAND UP, AND SAY IBEG BABA GOD DASH THOSE IGNORANT AND BORING PEOPLE SMALL SENSE grin grin grin grin.

BACK TO D BIZNESS OF D DAY 'clear throat', IT'S TIME U'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,HMMMMM, TIME TO UNLEASH MORE BEAUTIFUL, FABULOUS, TAKE HOME TO MAMA LADIES, WITHOUT WASTING MUST TIME HERE R, elmisti oya drop that weed na me get am,SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION, AS I WAS SAYING HERE ARE D NEXT 4 BEAUTIFUL LADIES, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, JAM UR HANDS AND LEGS TOGEDA FOR;



1. ESEOHE23 : LAGOS, 117***

2. KERIBABY : AKWA IBOM, 104***

3. KLASIKNONIE : ZAMFARA, 911***

4. OGBETTY : OGUN, 111***


WE NEED TO GO FOR A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK, STAY GLUE TO UR PHONE, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

ADVERT: WHY SEARCHING FOR JOBS WHEN U CAN OWN A JOB AND BECOME D CEO OF UR COMPANY IN BEADS MAKING. ARE U INTERESTED IN LEARNING BEADS MAKING ONLINE AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE? CONTACT DEBRIS NOW,OWNER AND CEO OF DEBRIS BEADS INTERNATIONAL

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:20pm On Sep 19, 2015
SORRI, THE PROGRAMME CONTINUES IN D NEXT ONE HOUR.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN UPLOAD UR PISHURE AND MAKE SURE U CC: HAYWIRE1 FOR PROPER DATA STORAGE.
STAY GLOW TO UR PHONE WHILE WE BRING U MORE AND MORE PCM BATCH B15 BEAUTY QUEENS grin grin grin grin

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PISHURE PAGE 2040 grin grin grin grin
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WE R STILL ON A COMMERCIAL BREAK WHILE I GIVE MY SALLAH COW FOOD. THE COW AND FOOD R COURTESY MALLAM UMUAR, STAND 11, SABO MARKET, IKORODU, LAGOS STATE, NIGERIA. FOR BEST AND HEALTHY SALLAH ANIMAL AND FOOD, VISIT MALLAM UMUAR TODAY @ AFFORDABLE PRICES
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WE R STILL ON A COMMERCIAL BREAK, ELMISTI FLAVOURED WEED, D BEST WEED IN D WORLD, IT COMES IN DIFFERENT FLAVOURS STRAWBERRY VANILLA CHOCOLATE ET.C, IT CONTAINS NO ADDITIVES, NO PRESERVATIVES, NO SUGAR, NON TOXIC TO D BODY, IT REARRANGES D BRAIN, STRENGTHENS D BONE.

DO U FEEL LIKE JUMPING FROM A 3 STOREY BUILDING? TRY ELMISTI FLAVOURED WEED TODAY COS IN WEED WE TRUST.



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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:18pm On Sep 19, 2015
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PISHURE PAGE 2040 grin grin grin grin

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WE R STILL ON A COMMERCIAL BREAK WHILE I GIVE MY SALLAH COW FOOD. THE COW AND FOOD R COURTESY MALLAM UMUAR, STAND 11, SABO MARKET, IKORODU, LAGOS STATE, NIGERIA. FOR BEST AND HEALTHY SALLAH ANIMAL AND FOOD, VISIT MALLAM UMUAR TODAY @ AFFORDABLE PRICES

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:17pm On Sep 19, 2015
Soyedele1:
lol... You need rot? Where's your location?
LAGOS, NIGERIA

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:15pm On Sep 19, 2015
SORRI, THE PROGRAMME CONTINUES IN D NEXT ONE HOUR.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN UPLOAD UR PISHURE AND MAKE SURE U CC: HAYWIRE1 FOR PROPER DATA STORAGE.

STAY GLOW TO UR PHONE WHILE WE BRING U MORE AND MORE PCM BATCH B15 BEAUTY QUEENS grin grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:12pm On Sep 19, 2015
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