₦airaland Forum

*consulting nairaland oracle*
my friend the oracle said that you should get, menstral blood of a virgin,two dick of a virgin elephant,two egg of a tortoise, two hair of a lion,and lastly the fluid of an orgams virgin lady and also your sperm fluid.you must bring this thing in next market days,and your problem will be solved

and me too,girls and their wahala

Vivly:
Ok doc.

abeg no mind them,relax jor

Barselonia:
u sure.... Google it out

what should i google,all you are hearing is rumours

Harmvirus:
Smh.. I wonder the kind of fish brain wey dem get sometimes

Stop talking shit,you didn't know the amount of joy he derived from just siting next to the special one. So keep your mouth

No lie,cech is not going anywhere,Arsenal are just dreaming

This post is meant for joke section

You two are kissing each other and you thinks that it can't lead to sex
Well konji is at work

iceberylin:
Lol...pasqal09 is that ya twin sis

Is like lol

andyallor:
Av never done any, when I thought I was going to be (I was in a paranoid phase) I had to make just incase research online for drugs. And since I was cleared (no pregnancy) I learnt my lesson.

Ok dear

andyallor:
Babe you made a mistake, fine!
This is what you should do, since you're early (you might be lucky)
Browse your phone internet about abortion pills you will be directed on taking mifepristone/or mifepristine and misoprostol tabs. Just browse on what they do how they work and the advise behind them. Better yet meet a professional phamarcist to sell you the drug and please make sure its not a religious bigot.
We all make mistakes (even grave ones) the best thing in life is if given a second chance we should try as much as possible not to make the same mistakes.
But make sure you think very well about the decision you make because its not good to bring an unplanned child into being because the child may suffer for what he/she did not bargain for, because its your fault.

So for the religious spirikokos, you guys don't scare me, am only helping a lady like myself in distress.
And babe pls don't even think about that douch bag you sexed with, and next time..... Use PROTECTION!

Please no vex,is like you are a victim before,so how abortion have you done?I want to be clarified

My dear,since the mistake has already happen and with this am sure the lesson has been leant
So my advice for you is to keep the baby,and make sure your mother knows about it because because no matter how angry she will be,she will never send you way rather she will be of help to you in a long way
So the choice is yours,young lady

pretydiva:
I pity ur life. U knew u were nt ready 2 ve a child, yet u had unprotected sex wit ur gud 4 nuffin bf. Now ur telling us dat u n ur bf r nt ready 2 ve a child. After committing d sin of fornication, u nw want 2 commit murder abi? Wen u start lukin 4 child in d future, den ur eyes wil b wild open. U beta gve birth 2 d child n face ur parents. Ur dad wil bury u alive, yet u opened ur leg 4 a guy as if dat was wat dey sent u 2 do in sch...chai..girls!!!!! wen r we goin 2 start
using our brains?

Abeg no blame her,that is the work of konji

chimkaire:
That's not pride, to me. I don't expect anyone to kneel for me and no one should expect it from either. Is that too much to ask

ok,if the situation arise and the only thing for you to do is to kneel down and apologise to your man, you are telling me that you cannt,

echobee:
Suck kini?

lol suck ice-cream

chimkaire:
Is there a difference in apolgizing while standing and doing same on ones knees . And if he likes to be knelt for, I won't . Kilode gaan

nigeria ladies and pride,

ifymusa:
Why not?

you are a wife material