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Thanks Guys the story resumes in a jiffy.
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I woke up around 7am on Monday morning. My parents had already left for their offices. I went straight to the living room because I know that's where I will find my sister. I asked her what she prepared. Yam and egg.
Not too bad for the day that I have no appointment. I ate up. Made calls to Tunde and Motunrayo for their early morning greetings then took my bath.

It's now 10am. I was surprised to still see my sister at home.

Me: No school today ni?
Funmilayo: there's oooo. my classmates are going for an excursion in Ekiti state and dad said I should not go..that's too far.
Me: pele, so where are you going dressed up like this?
Funmilayo: Ruka invited me to her audition on modelling at Ikeja. I'm going to cheer her up there.
Me: nawa ooo. So you don't think this is the right avenue for you to hook us up.
Funmilayo: I don't know of your plans na...
Me: what plans do admission seeker like me have? Can I come?
Funmilayo: sure, it would just make the work easy sef.

We both laughed and drove in one of our parents car to the event. The event centre was not too difficult to locate and there's parking park around there. I paid N200 for the space I parked. Then we headed inside the hall.
The event was well organised and I see why Ruka choose this type of profesion for herself. All the girls are lepa with extremely good height.

The show ended around 4:30pm. She came around and thanked us for coming around.

Me: it's our pleasure. Besides I have not been opportune to watch it live. I never missed a show parade on Galaxy tv or AIT on Saturdays.
Ruka: that's my favourite TV show on Saturdays
Me: (Smiling) why won't it be when the people are your friends.
Ruka: abi oooo..

We all laughed.
Me: anyway it's a nice performance.! And I hope you will invite me personally if you have a show or another audition?
Ruka: why not? You guys really made my day. All my school friends did not even come. We have another audition with another cooperate body next week Tuesday.. and I will be very glad if you can come?
Me: Sure I will definitely come but only on one condition.
Ruka: what condition (looking surprised by the question)
Me: that you would find time to remind me .
Ruka: that's not hard na....
Me: Okay oooo... I think we should be going. Funmilayo still has some cooking to do. Are you going now because we came with Daddy's car. You can tag along if you are through.
Ruka: sure... we are through.

On our way home. She requested for my number which I gladly gave to her. She Flashed it and requested that since I am driving, I should bring my phone so that she would help me to save it.


For my mind. This girl number dey my phone already. She will definitely see that (gobe).

We continued our conversation...

Me: I don't hate you.... I just want us to have a little space before one of us gets hurt.
Bidemi: I'm already hurting... please forgive me. please (her voice shaking).
Me: you dint offend me; but things has changed since both of you left me at the cinemas in a confused state.
Bidemi: my sister told me what she did to you.... please find it in your heart to forgive us.

I know that she's crying and she is trying as much as she can not to make it obvious on phone.

Me: you girls dint offend me. You just made me to realise that what I was doing is not good. It's just that I had to resort to drinking before I realised that (pretending that they caused yesterday's drinking).
Bidemi: Okay... if that is what you want.. (crying on phone) no wahala. There is a reason for everything. Do take care of yourself.
Me: (yee..i don fu*k up, the girl no beg again). Okay... but I have a question for you before you end the call.
Bidemi: ask your question
Me: Okay.... in one of the messages, you left a blanked message "no wonder you dint want........!" what does that mean?
Bidemi: you'ved made up your mind already. There's no need for any explanation. Good night!
Me: Okay... good night! are we still friends?
Bidemi: sure but I don't think our friendship can be that close again.
Me: no problem then... good night.

I ended the call and I realised that I just lost my best friend.

Life goes on jo. I dialled Motunrayo's number and she picked and we chatted for a while before we said good night.
I went to my brothers room and reminded him that I will be needing the drug he promised to give me. He said no problem about that and he gave me a sachet of the performance enhancer.

Bros Segun : use it one hour before the real deal. It works like magic.
Me: Ese Egbon, want to sleep now. Good night
Bros Segun: odaro

I went to bed and I slept off almost instantly.

Thanks guys!

My Dad is at home today ooo. I sneaked through the rear door. I was standing at the gate when I hear a car horned. I presumed that it has to be them (the car was packed 2houses from ours). I moved closer and they all stepped out of the car. Behold, I saw an angel. If this is IKs girlfriend then he surely needs to be referred to Yaba left for medication.

I greeted them and like I presumed, Ik introduced her as his fiancee (Mary). I complimented her like the way Pastor Chis preaches every Sunday.

Me: I now know why Ik never flirts like the way we do
Mary: why oooo? (Smiling)
Me: because he knows that he will never see an angel as angelic as you.

We all laughed and Ik said that he's not bad looking himself. He apologised to me and he said we should go out and relax somewhere. I declined the offer Because of my parents. He said Tunde explained everything to him and he slipped an envelope into my hand. They left.

Enclosed in the envelope was N10,000. Omo.. I don rich ooo. Motunrayo go really enjoy herself when she comes around.

It was 8pm and Bidemi has started calling me again and she sent another text begging me to please pick her call. That are parents has started asking questions.

I decided to call her back but not because of her parents but because I do still have feelings for her. I called and she dint picked. I guessed she wanted to call back. Not quite long my phone started ringing: it's Bidemi's (Omo see levels). I picked it.

Me: Hello... (trying not to give away my happiness in my voice)
Bidemi: Good Evening ....
Me: is it greetings that you requested I call you for.?
Bidemi: I'm sorry.... I now know that you now hate me.

Immediately I heard the word "hate". I knew I had over done it but I just have to hang on until Motunrayo leaves my house.

Okay boss... working on it!

Me: Good Afternoon Boss
Tunde: Afternoon Ore... I'm sorry about what happened yesterday... I was not a party to it but I was aware of their plans.
Me: I'm okay jare... at least I know that you are not gay but Ik na werey sha ooo
Tunde: You can say that again, but apart from his likeness on men, he's a cool person. You will like him.
Me: Okay oooo

I told him about my drunkeness of yesterday and how the event turned around between the two girls that made us compulsory friends.

Tunde: good my guy... let them cool off a little... you go be their small god.
Me: abi oooo.
Tunde: can you join us at the same place today? Ik wants to apologies to you. He even brought his wife to show you.
Me: really... but I can't show today. he made me got home late yesterday. All eyes will be on me today. Maybe tomorrow
Tunde: I understand.... no wahala ore mi
Me: tell him that I have forgiven him
Tunde: no problem... if you can still show today, just beep me.
Me: nah... another time.... thanks.

We ended the call.

I went to my brothers room and I explained everything that happened to him but just that this time I dint hide their identity. I told him that the girls are Bidemi&Kikelomo Adeboye. Explained how I almost got rap*d by a guy.

We just laughed and he reminds me of our bet.
Me: time still dey na... I have started working on it.
Bros Segun: Okay oooo... you can still back out now if you want ti
Me: nah... it's too early to back out.

We chatted for a while and I went to beg my mum for putting her into lots of emotional trouble yesterday.

It's 7:30pm and I kept on thinking about the Adeboye's. I really missed them, especially Bidemi. She has already become part of my boring routine. As I was thinking about her., her calls started entering my phone and I ignored all of it. She kept on calling. I just ignored her.

I wanted her to send a text message so that I can know what is going on in her mind. As if she knows my intention., her text message enters:

"I have never been in love before and I don't ever want to be in love again. You hurt me real bad and I wish this broken heart will heal very soon. No wonder you dint want......! wish you all the best in life"
I read the message and I really felt for her. I know that she would have been crying her heart out by now. Besides there's a blank space in the message she sent ''No wonder you dint want......!'' I was tempted to call her but I just have to end all contact with her and her sister until Motunrayo leaves on Tuesday.
The whole of last week na drama: make this new week no go be theatre art... I smiled but not too happy about the whole event with the Adeboye's.

It's now 6pm in the evening. Tunde called me and I told him that I can't come that my family are around. He said that they are outside our house that I should just show up at the gate.

O boy see wahala ooooo

I went straight to my room and slept off. It was a very long night. My head was getting bigger and smaller at the same time. I was sleeping and awake at the same time. The night was longer and shorter at the same time. In short, I saw hell.
If at the end of a cigarette advert. They say "smokers are likely to die young" then Drinkers are bound to live two life's 'heaven and earth'.

I woke up 8pm in the morning and I just rushed to the bathroom to take my bath. The rest of the family were already in the car going to the church when I joined them.

Dad: thank God you still got your morals.... just beg for forgiveness when you get to church
Me: I'm sorry Daddy... it will never happen again. you know I have not done such a thing before
Dad: that's why I'm letting this one off the hook. You know what I would have done to you

We got to the church. Everyone was ushered to his/her seat. I was ushered to a seat besides Bidemi (we attends the same church with the Adeboye's). She just kept staring at me and I just ignore her. While the service was going on, she slipped a note into my bible. It reads:
"Even though I still love you; I don't know where your heart belongs. My sister and I had discussed over the issue. And we are ready to allow you choose whoever you want in between us. On behalf of my sister ; we are really sorry of what we put you through.".

This girls are not serious oooo. So they think they know what happens to me. I was almost raped yesterday and I lost the trust of my family. I don't want any more wahala from them.
I wrote at the back of the note she gave me and passed it to her.
"Thank you for loving me. Actually I was in love with you before the event at the cinemas. after the cinemas... the love just withered away. Only I knows what I went through yesterday, but I'm over it now. The same goes for your sister. Please keep your LOVEs cos I don't need it again. Bye "

She read it and started crying in the church. I went to seat elsewhere but I still keep glancing at her. I just need to free myself from them so that I can invite Motunrayo over without having to watch my back. The service ended and I drove my family back home.

I was very hungry. Just put my Sundays rice into the microwave and I devoured it. I called Motunrayo to remind her of Tuesday. She said no problem.
Then suddenly my phone rang and it was Tunde, I picked:

Thanks Guys!..... I am overwhelmed with your comments that shows appreciation.
One love guys.

I fumbled off the bike that my mum had to rush over to check on me.
Immediately she smelled Alcohol on me,she just left me lying on the ground. I managed to stand up. I went over to my Dad.
Me: good evening sir
Dad: where are you coming from?
Me: I went to a friends party.
Dad: is that why you should come home drunk and got everyone worried
Me: I dint drink oooo...
Dad: I can see that.... then stand upright
Me: ((I tried to stand up right but my weight is too heavy for my legs to carry)... I'm standing upright sir

I knew that my legs were seriously shaking. It's the influence of the alcohol I took.

My Dad now faced the Adeboye's and thanked them for their support. He then called segun. Go and drop them and come home very fast ooo. It's late ooo.

I looked at Bidemi&Kikelomo and I know what was going through their minds. I just greeted Mummyk as I fumbled into the house.

My Dad and Mum kept calling me at intervals. I just have to rush home but Ik is not helping matters.
It's now 9pm and I'm still in the captive of a gay guy. Then I saw Bidemi's call and then Kikelomo's call, that was when I knew that I'm in for a big trouble. I wanted to pick my dad's call and tell him about my location but I know the kind of person he is. I sat down relaxed and I took another bottle of small stout on the table. Finished it then I opened another one. As I was gulping down my fourth bottle that was when he went to open the door. The time is now 9:34pm.
My legs were shaking but I managed to get a bike and I told him to take me to Customs street.
Okada man: your money na #100
Me: for just next street... okay I will give you #200 but if anybody asked you where are you bringing me from tell them say na GRA junction.
Okada man: thank you oga... no wahala. I be business man na

We drove off and go gbangan I reached my papa house.
I alighted the bike. What I saw make me to understand that my family loves me.
Standing outside were my parents, Badoo, Funmilayo, mummyk Kikelomo and Bidemi.

The shock of my life.

I met someone quite alright but it was Tunde's friend. He excused himself to go to the restroom when we were drinking outside (I remembered his face). I don't want to be rude, so I closed the door (dint lock it). I kept singing at the back of my mind "I'm not gay". The guy introduced himself as ikechukwu but all his friends call him IK for short. He started toasting me. I like you I love you... I will really take care of you.. bla bla bla! then all of a sudden he started running his hands all over my body. I was still in shock of the whole scenario. Just looking like mumu until his hand touched my "OGA". That was when I flared up.
Me: I'm not gay my guy.. just stop it.
IK: nobody was... I will treat you good.
Me: (this guy fine oo) as you fine reach na guys you dey find when girls plenty for outside.
IK: nobody fit satisfy me like the way men do.
Me: (trying to touch me again) I shouted at him, if you dare touch me again; I swear I go kill you for here. You dey mad ni (very angry and pointing to the sky)

I stood up and headed for the door that was when I remembered that I dint removed the key from outside and we were locked inside. I asked him how did he gets inside? He dint even answer me.
I dialled Tunde's number but it was switched off. The time is now 20mins after 8pm. I sat down beside him and thinking how I'm going to get out of here. My phone rang and my heart saddened when I saw the call was from my dad.

I started begging him that he should allow me go.... Na dat day I know say Konji na bastard....
Ik con dey do as if na me offend am... I Begged and Begged.... my mum has started calling too...

Wahala dey oooo!

Nah...

My Dad usually comes home late on Saturdays (club things). But my mum... where will I tell them that I went to?
Went to my sister and confided in her (dint tell her where I was going). Told her that I will be coming back anytime from 8pm and if mummy asked of me.. that she should tell her that I went to collect GCE past question from someone that I just left now. She said no problem.
I went to play with my mum in the living room then sneaked into my room around 5:30pm. I made a call to Tunde that I will be coming but I won't stay that long.

Exactly 6pm, I took a bike to the hotel at Johnson street. I called Tunde that I'm at the gate. After waiting for like 5mins, he came and we entered inside.
He was with his friends in the VIP lounge (2girls... 3guys). He introduced the ladies... this is Ronke and this is Linda. They greeted me warmly by hugging me. With my assessment, those ladies will be over 40years old. Is this the kind of bigger girls that Tunde wants to link me to. I was still thinking when tunde ordered for 2 bottles of small stout and a plate of pepper soup (Stout ke) for me. I rushed the drinks with the hope that I would leave early but tunde ordered for more drinks which I rejected. I don't drink like that besides I don't want you to feel bad that was why I forced myself to drink the ones you gave me.
He smiled and said "you be correct guy". It is getting late: 7:30pm now. I told him that I had to leave because of my Dad.
Tunde: no oooo. I have a gift for you
Me: what gift is that?
Tunde: guys let's go inside...

We all moved inside the hotel. Tunde gave me room key 204 and said your package is inside there. I know that the package is a girl.I was feeling tipsy but I was still praying that it won't be old mama like Ronke and Linda ooo.
I managed to get to the door and I got the shock of my life when I opened it. What I saw really surprised me.

Teeders:
O Boy See Lightening Fr My guy'z Face......Diaris God

Lol!

Got home around 2:30pm. That was when I knew what befell me. So no more kisses everyday again. Motunrayo's house is far that's even if Kikelomo will allow the relationship to grow: now that she's found out.
I got to get a new area girl so that I won't wallow too much in my present state. My mind Flashed to Ruka. She's not that bad but what if Kikelomo&Bidemi got to know about who I'm dating: I think they will be very happy that the girl is not up to their standard. But who cares? Besides I had a bet that expires in 2weeks time. This week no be am at all.
I went out of my room to search for my lovely sister!

Me: Iyawo mi
Funmilayo: Oko mi (Smiling)
Me: you no wan allow me marry another wife after you abi?
Funmilayo: (now laughing) I'm on it bros. Just relax.
Me: Okay oooo... but I promise that nobody go replace your spot in my heart ooo (moves closer and pecked her)
Funmilayo: (Smiling) me sef no go gree

We both laughed and I went back into my room. I called Motunrayo without letting her know what was wrong with me and I apologised for breaking my promise.

I dint want to call the girls of the Adeboye's but I still feel bad about the whole issue. I know that none of them would pick my call. Which I don't want them to because I don't have any explanation to give them.
I dialled Bidemi's number for 15 times (hoping that she won't pick) then dialled Kikelomo's number 5 times. They dint pick as I expected but I just prayed that they won't escalate the issue than how it already is.
I was feeling lonely and depressed. I wanted to call Ruka but my sister warned me not to. I'm still thinking who to call when Tunde's number rang on my phone. I picked the call.

Me: hello boss
Tunde: hello ore, how are you feeling now?
Me: all thanks to you... I'm much better now
Tunde: hoped you dint call those girls?
Me: I did but they dint pick up
Tunde: Okay... you suppose no call them.. make them dey expect your call and explanation. no call them again ooo
Me: Okay boss
Tunde: can you come to Blue Top hotel at Johnson street around 6pm today.
Me: (hotel... 6pm... daddy)... I am not too sure but if I can make it. I will let you know before then.
Tunde: Nothing do you.... later friend
Me: yeah..later.

Lol. Okay Boss!

Thanks.

I ate my breakfast and I managed to call Motunrayo 10am and 11am on the dot. I was about going out to see Emeka when Kikelomo and Bidemi entered my room. I was shocked and silently praying that they ved not discovered my escapades with them.
Me: hi guys
Kikelomo&Bidemi: hello
Bidemi: we came to apologise about what happened yesterday. Because if you had not stayed back with Kikelomo yesterday., you would have ironed your Dad's clothes.
Me: I'm alright now.. thank you. Nobody forces me to do what I don't want to do. My staying back was solely my decision.
Kikelomo: Okay oooo.... we are going to the cinemas and we want you to accompany us if you are chanced.
Me: (see wahala ooo) sure... which cinema is that? (I hope this is not a set up ooo)
Bidemi: constatin cinemas
Me: (next street) good... am I okay like this? (turning around)
Kikelomo: na cinema we dey go na not burial ceremony.

We all laughed and Bidemi excused herself to go to the ladies.
Immediately she left, Kikelomo jumped off her seat and started kissing me. I tried restraining her but she just kept going on (that was when I knew that this girls wan set me up). We continued kissing until we heard the sound of flushing from the restroom. Bidemi came out and we all set for the cinema.

We got to the Cinema around 12 : 45pm and the movie we intend watching starts 1pm. So we took our time to snap picture with different backgrounds. My mind just Flashed that I have failed to call Motunrayo now for 2 consecutive hours. But I still cherish my phone, so I had to ignore her at least for now. Bidemi liked some of her pictures on my phone and she insisted on sharing some of them on my Facebook.

Kikelomo and I excused her to get some pop corn. We dint spend up to 5mins and we returned to where Bidemi was. She was in tears. That was when I remembered that I dint delete Kikelomo's messages.

Bidemi: Who's Motunrayo?
Me: she's a friend. Is that why you are crying?
Bidemi: so what is going on between both of you (pointing towards Kikelomo and I)
Me: what do you mean?
Bidemi: dont play dumb with me... you know what "I hate both you" (crying and running away).

Now faced with Kikelomo.... her eyes was filled with so much rage.
Kikelomo: dint I asked you to delete those messages?
Me: I forgot to... I'm sorry
Kikelomo: it's too late for that... so you collected Motunrayo's number at the party without even informing me.
Me: em... em... em....
Kikelomo: you are just a lying bastard... (she walks away from me)

I called out her name and stretch out my right hand to hold her back. The next thing I heard was 'gbosa' for my face. My phone and popcorn all scattered on the floor while she zooms off.

People were just staring at me and I felt like disappearing from that place. I couldn't move for 5mins.
A guy came up to me and put his arm around my neck. He was heaven sent. He acted as if we came there together. He just dragged me out of the cinema and I explained everything to him with tears in my eyes. I don't know this guy but I felt comfortable with him.

He told me that his name is Tunde and we exchanged our contact.

Me: thank you very much oooo. I have never been disgraced publicly like this before
Tunde: I said you should not worry. By the time I hook you up with bigger girls. They will come begging you back.
Me: just because of text message.
Tunde: you are still new in the game and there are rules to be followed.
Rule 1: never leave a love text message on your phone
Rule 2: never leave a love text message on your phone
Me: Okay.... I will love to know more about your rules.
Tunde: no problem.... I like you and you are too cute to be treated like that... I will fix you up. Got to go. I will holla you later.
Me: Okay friend.

We parted and I took a bike to my house, even though it's not too far from my house. I don't want any okada man to insult me today again.

Another day:

Today is the last Saturday of the month (environmental day). I went with my brother for environmental stuffs. We were busy when one of our neighbour(Ruka) came to borrow our rake.
Ruka: Femi please if you guys are through with the rake. Do borrow us.
Me: no problem.

If you are looking for Lepa... you have found Ruka. In short Ruka=Lepa. But what I like about her is that, she can speak English, Igbo and Yoruba very fluently and knows much about every aspect of life... sports, politics, Boko-Haram, education, movies, music .... just name it. Ruka is just the bomb.
She dress very nice too and Funmilayo once told me that she is into modelling.

Bros Segun: o boy.. Ruka don dey make sense oooo
Me: badoo... Wetin make sense for this one. Wetin you wan enjoy for this bone body.
Bros Segun: you no go understand... Na dis wan dem dey call lepa wey make sense. All styles na default settings. You no need to dey force am.
Me: Badoo... if dem dey look for devil, na im be this (pointing at him). As you talk am, I fit enter the settings too o
Bros Segun: Na sure settings be this ooo, but it will take you time to hit the jackpot.
Me: this one... she go happy say I con toast am.... Me... under 2weeks I don sample am (forming Rambo again).
Bros Segun: Na lie you no fit do am under 2weeks. If you do am, I go respect you no be small. The girl wey me "Badoo" don toast like 3times wey no gree na Im you wan sample under 2weeks.
Me: (bros don kolo oo) I go do am but we will make a bet that all the money I spend to lure her will be refunded by you.
Bros Segun: deal but if you lose then you will watch my cloths for 2 weeks.
Me: (no be me dey watch am before)... deal Bros.

We finished the environmental exercise around 9am. That was when I remembered to call Motunrayo. Dialled her number .

Motunrayo: hello
Me: hello... Sowie for not making up with my promise. Today is environmental and I nearly forgot sef
Motunrayo: Okay oooo.. at least you called. Thanks
Me: but don't worry, all the other hours won't miss.
Motunrayo: Okay sir.. how was your night?
Me: it was fine... urs?
Motunrayo: same... we will talk later... I'm cooking now.
Me: Okay oooo... later then (she ends the call).

I rushed to the bathroom for my morning drills. Went to the kitchen to see what my lovely sister is cooking.

Me: Funmilayo baby.... if not that you are my blood sister. I would have kidnapped and married you.
Funmilayo: hmnnnnn.... food is not ready.
Me: I'm not hungry jo... I'm just admiring my only sister. The guy wey go marry you must try well well oooo.
Funmilayo: Brother mi.... stop it now (Smiling). what do you want?
Me: That's why I said I want to kidnap you and then marry you. You understand me die.
Funmilayo: (giggles) what do you want?

I explained my affection for Ruka's but I dint tell her about the bet.

Me: just help me with her number. I know you have her number.
Funmilayo: is that all you want?
Me: Yes.... that would be all for now. or do you have any other means of hooking us together.
Funmilayo: hmnnnnn.... I will think of something but don't call her yet ooo
Me: (gives me her number) okay ma...

We were still discussing when Mummy entered the kitchen... see you later Funmilayo (I pecked her on the chin) and I pecked my mummy too and greeted her Good Morning Ma.

I decided to call Kikelomo to know how she feels about today. Dials her number and she picks.
Kikelomo: Hello
Me: hi... hope I dint get you angry too?
Kikelomo: hmnnnnn... yes you did! hoped you have called your girlfriend sha?
Me: Yes... I explained to her that my Dad punished me for not doing something at the right time.
Kikelomo: so you admit that she is your girlfriend....
Me: what do you have me say na? If I had said "no she's not" you would have brought up another issue
Kikelomo: Okay.... I hope what you told her was not true.... Your Dads punishment
Me: No oo... just had to lie na... you know Bidemi na...
Kikelomo: hmnnnnn.... Mr lie lie.... I hope all the things you told me today were not lies ooo
Me: I can't remember all that I said but the part that I said that I liked you was a perfect lie.
Kikelomo: (voice saddened) you lied so that you can have your way with me. That's a very harsh thing to say.
Me: on the contrary..... what I meant to say is that I lied when I said I liked you ..... when from the bottom of my heart I knew that I love you. "I love you Kikelomo". I have always loved you.

We kept quiet for a while. I got her off guard and I know that I'm having effect on her.
Me: Okay... I understand. I'm sorry for loving you. I think we should go to bed now.
Kikelomo: Okay. Good night
Me: Good night (I ended the call).

I knows that she likes me but she is too shy to admit it. I relaxed my mind and ready for bed when her message entered my phone:
"After what happened today; I think I'm falling in love with you which is not what I planned for.
I love you too Femi (happy). Good Night Dear.".

I was about reading the message for the tenth time when I received another message from her.
"Please delete both messages because of Bidemi (including this one). But that does not delete the feelings I have for you. Sweet dreams!"

O boy... I love this girl ooo! she sure has ways with words and it's making to fall yakata like Romeo. I need to see her tomorrow.
I'm loving my life now. It's getting Interesting like the Son of president Obamas son. Happy mood. I just slept off.

We continued chatting:

Me: life is good ooooo (at least for now). So what's up?
Motunrayo: Nothing much.... since you dint call me, I want to know if you dint save the number I gave you the other day. Now I know that you did.
Me: I'm sorry. I'm a very emotional person. I don't want to start showing off my bad attitude because of my mood. I just lost my grandfather from my maternal side.
Motunrayo: sorry for your loss
Me: thanks jare... I'm not even close to him but my mum has not been herself for the past few days. I'm always with her. Her mood is affecting me too (grandfather wey don die before dem born me sef).
Motunrayo: pele... my mind just wanted to check on you, as if I knew something was wrong.
Me: I'm fine now.... Ese. so tell me. Do you still have those shinning, white and good set of teeth when you smile?
Motunrayo: chuckles* I don't know what you are talking about
Me: Okay.... I got attracted to you because of your smiles.... apart from your Smiles, I like you in person.
Motunrayo: hmnnnnn.... so you like me and you dint deem to call since
Me: I explained to you na.... don't worry. I will start calling you every hour tomorrow to let you know how serious I am.
Motunrayo: (giggles) I hope you fulfil it.
Me: I will.... Motunrayo, can I ask for a favour from you?
Motunrayo: sure
Me: actually it's actually two favour(s)... please
Motunrayo: hmnnnnn... okay... let's hear it.
Me: Okay.... the first favour is... can I see you in 2/3days time.
Motunrayo: today is Friday.... and 3 days time would be Monday. I'm sorry but I can make it on Tuesday.
Me: fine. Infact splendid! Thank you
Motunrayo: you welcome. What about the second favour?
Me: it's when we see then we will discuss about that
Motunrayo: Okay oooo. Where are we meeting?
Me: you choose... KFC, Mr Bigg's, Tantalizers... just name it.
Motunrayo: no ooooo. I don't do fast food dating. My place or your place.
Me: Okay.... (your place ke) if you know that I will be free in your place and area... I will come but I would have preferred my place.
Motunrayo: Okay... your place is it.
Me: thanks. My promise starts after 8pm oooo after my morning chores..
Motunrayo: what promise? O o Okay.. no problem. We talk tomorrow then. Good night!
Me: good night plus sweet dreams

She hangs up and I punched the air in excitement. I now read Bidemi message and she was begging me to please pick her call while her sister (Kikelomo) reads: "my sister kept asking me if I did anything to annoy you. Please pick her call before she picks up quarrel with me".

My mind skips when I finished reading the message. I dialled Bidemi's number and She picked on the first beep.

Bidemi: hello
Me: sweet heart
Bidemi: nawa oo... just dey do as you like. I have been calling you since. you refused to pick up and you later switched off your phone.
Me: My Dad was upset because I did not ironed the cloth he asked me to (I lied). He asked me to stool down. I had to put my off my phone when the call was much and it kept vibrating in my pocket.
Bidemi: Pele... have you ironed the cloth now?
Me: Yes? Saw your sisters text and she was begging me to pick your call you. Hoped you dint fight with her?
Bidemi: no oooo... just kept asking if she did something to annoy you that made you not to pick my call.
Me: something like what ooo?
Bidemi: never mind.... thank God That you are fine.
Me: Okay oooo. I want to rest. I'm very tired.
Bidemi: Okay... sweet dreams
Me: same here. (ends the call)

Good morning guys. Monday is here now. Time for the update.

reap40:
Nothing do you Bros. just update more tomorrow.

. Thanks...
Updating tomorrow!

mesoade:
Monday abi? . . Till then
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*sniffs snuff*
*sleeps off*

pwettyhardey:
Monday ke? its too far

Fatalveli:
Nice tory! #following#

Good morning guys! Thanks for your love. Today is Sunday and I think we have to make it holy.
But never mind.... I will try to update more tomorrow...... so as to make it up for today....

One love guys!

Which kin wahala be dis sef? Motunrayo sef don join the league of people out to frustrate me. Of all the days, she choose today to call me.

It's now after 6pm. I know that Bidemi would have been worried but who's not worried. I switched off my phone and I headed to my brothers room.
I met him watching a movie on his laptop. Immediately he saw me entered, he stopped the film and said said my blood brother.

I took my time to explain everything and he was a good listener.
Bros Segun: Na dat one con dey worry you
Me: shame catch me no be small... I have refused picking their calls today (dint tell him that it was Bidemi&Kikelomo).
Bros Segun: what happened today was called anxiety... you were trying too hard and it backs fire.... next time: just relax yourself and enjoy yourself.
He kept explaining on the reason why I failed to rise to the occasion and he promised me to get some performance enhancer that would give me the much confidence I need.
Me: thank you oooo... Badoo owon obirin. I know I can always count on you.
Bros Segun: don't mention... I would have prescribed Alomo or small stout but we don't drink and I don't want to put you on the bad path. but don't worry... the drugs I will give you will definitely work.
Me: Ese Egbon mi.... I feel relaxed now... let me call my girls so as to see who go fall victim (forming Rambo).
Bros Segun: just take am easy and always use protection. For unwanted pregnancy and STDs.
Me: Oga oooo... I still have a long way to go. I'm going to my room to make calls. Thanks Badoo
Bros Segun: you no serious

Left for my room with my spirit now elated.... on my phone and messages start entering. Two from Bidemi and one from Kikelomo. Dint even bother calling them back... I just dialled Motunrayo's number. She picks.

Motunrayo: hello... runaway boyfriend
Me: hanhan.... I wanted to call you but.........! never mind. Thank God You called.. I can start calling now
Motunrayo: hmnnnnn.... okay oooo. How is life over there?

Continues on Monday... one love guys!

Okay... Guys.... thanks for the love. tomorrow is Sunday and I won't be posting anything until Monday..

Sorry for the break in transmission.
Lol! One more post till Monday.

I was thinking on way home. I got lost in my thought that I forgot that I was walking on the road instead of the side of road until an okada guy sped off me and shouted "werey... aye ti sun e abi? O de loku Si ile yin" meaning "life don tire you abi? Go and die in your house".... I shouted back at him "Na your family be werey". By then my brain has been restored to factory settings.
I managed to get home without any more trouble. I went to Funmi's room and asked if Daddy asked after me and she said no. Then off to my room still thinking about what happened today. What happened if I'm really impotent? I got to ask someone... but can I ask my friends this type of question? I picked my phone and I dialled Emeka's number. I ended the call when I remembered that Emeka is a lousy guy. He might tell my other friends and make jest of me.

I was still contemplating who to ask about my new found problem when my only bros entered.
Bros Segun: Na you dey rain now.... you no even dey tell me anything again. Oga oooo
I dint even reply him and I guessed that he knew that my runs today ni too click today.
Bros Segun: aburo... what's wrong with you?
Me: Nothing Bros... today dint go on as expected.
Bros Segun: I told you what girls are about, didn't i? You will be fine with time.. trust me. I was once in your shoes (Smiling)
I was not in with his jokes and he sensed that.... he stood up and was heading to the door when I called out.
Me: bros Segun (he looks back)... I have a problem but I don't want to talk about it now. can I come to your room later in the day?
Bros Segun: (he sensed that I'm already in a big trouble). Sure Aburo... I will be glad to help my only brother. Expecting you sooner.
Me: Okay... thanks....
He opened the door and left. I was then back to my misery when Bidemi called....(wetin dis one wants sef). I ignored the call. The call just kept ringing that I had to put it on silent.
After like 30 minutes, I picked my phone... Only to see 32missed calls on it (is this girl mad or something?).
I checked the missed calls:
24 from Bidemi....
6 from Kikelomo.... and
2 from Motunrayo.

Okay boss

mesoade:
Sheyb u nid comment ,oya i don comment evn tho na rubish i type

Lol! Will update after Naija's match.

Then I took a bold step by placing my right hand on her chest and silently prayed that she should not restrict me. Then I moved to the next stage by sliding my hands downward a little and it's now resting on her B****t. I fondled it and it seems she is enjoying it. I removed her top and her b**. It seems quite bigger than when she's in her clothes. I placed my lips on her right N****e while my right hand softly pinched the one on the right. I switched my mouth at intervals of one minute between the two oranges. She seems lost and me in paradise. I removed my shirt and trousers (remaining my boxers). I now striped her off all her clothes and I inserted my index finger into her ******. She keeps saying different things that I can't remember. I was enjoying every bit of it. She then got hold of my hand and she said "Femi, please make love to me ''.... I felt very happy but I dint want to show it.
Me: are you sure about this?
Kikelomo: yes... I want you now. please... please

[[[[[If I have/had the power to see into the future, I would have said NO]]]]

I hurriedly removed my boxer. Pushed her on her back and I positioned my self for easy access (knew she's wet already) .
Today is my lucky I thought in my mind.... until my "OGA" just went limp when I was about to enter the promise land (see gobe).
I tried and tried while she's still moaning and thinking that I'm using my "OGA" to tease her. I was sweating profusely because my mind was telling me 'you don Bleep up'...
Until she opened her eyes and asked what is wrong with you. I felt like the ground should just open up and swallow me. I replied that my my my.......! I was stammering and she just planted a kiss on my lips and said she knows. She held my oga and it came back to life, but as soon as I mount her again... same old story. She really tried to help me out but it's one of those days that things won't go your way.
I was very shy and ashamed of myself and She saw that in my mood and tried to cheer me up...
Kikelomo: Na Jedi Jedi... u sef too like sugar.
I dint reply her because I knew that I failed today. I looked at the time and I suggested that we should put on our clothes because mummyk and Bidemi would soon come back.
We dressed up and she kissed me on the lips and said there is a next time. We will find time to do it again Okay. I just nod my head like Agama lizard wey rain dey beat...
As we were chatting.... my phone rang and it was funmi. she said Daddy is around and that I come home fast fast (first time I will be very happy to leaving Adeboye's house).
Told her about our conversation and she saw me off to the gate.