I'm sorry about today guys. As you all know that tomorrow is Sunday (no post till Monday). I will try to update tomorrow morning before going to church l... so as to make up for today.

last update for today coming soon.

One love guys!

peddyholly:
just hope ure working round the clock to drop an update? anyway, am ayara bi asa (bird) type-writer, just call on me to do the typing for you

Thanks ore (ayara bi asa)! I will manage.
Welcome to the family.

I decided not to go out today. I want to rest for the big occasion. I called the Adeboye's that my mum sent me to our relatives place to give them some provisions and I won't be back till evening.
I'm now free like a bird. I called Motunrayo.

Motunrayo: hello love
Me: hello.... I'm missing you very much now oooo. I'm the only one at home. House is boring jo.
Motunrayo: Eiya.... I would have come around but I have other plans with my kid sister.
Me: Okay... no problem... I just want to check on you.
Motunrayo: Okay thanks... got to go
Me: Okay... later love
Motunrayo: Okay...later things... I will be calling you from time to time.
Me: Okay dear.

I terminated the call and I dialled Ruka's number and she picked on the first beep.

Ruka: good morning Femi
Me: good morning but what happened to good morning love?
Ruka: hmnnnn... okay. good morning love
Me: thanks dear. How was your night?
Ruka: fine and yours?
Me: never would have been better with you now my friend.
Ruka: Okay oooo... hope you still remember my audition.
Me: why won't I? I will not miss you for anything in the world. Not even when my life is in the stake.
Ruka: Okay oooo. So what's up?
Me: I'm cool... just lonely. I'm the only one at home. Why don't you come around.
Ruka: I can't come.... I'm going out now.
Me: Okay... what about just saying hello when going out?
Ruka: Okay but you will come and meet me at the gate; I'm late!
Me: Okay... I'm coming out now.

I ended the call and rushed to the gate. I waited for 2mins before she came out of her house.
We were talking outside our gate when Tunde: who was driving saw me with Kikelomo. He parked the car and he came to greet us.

Tunde: hi guys
Me: bawo ni Tunde... Tunde meet my new friend Ruka... Ruka meets Tunde.

They both complemented their beauty while I watched them talk about politics. Tunde was impressed with her vast knowledge on politics.

After like 10mins; she excused herself and left. Tunde kept shouting Ikoko.. Ikoko.... Ikoko

Me: what is Ikoko?
Tunde: you just dey chop anyhow... I like your style. The girl fine small but she too lepa.... Ikoko.
Me: what's Ikoko na?
Tunde: (kept shouting) Ikoko aje egun jeran... Ikoko aje egun jeran
Me: (confused and laughing)... what are saying na? ooooo
Tunde: Ikoko aje egun jeran simply means " hyena that eats both meat and bone". That girl na bone. You no get taste at all. Wetin you wan take am do?
Me: you are not serious.... Na dat kin girl sabi do style wella. no be all this orobo people wey we dey carry about.

He kept shouting Ikoko. he later requested we go to rooftop hotel.

Me: (this guy dey mad ni... it just 10:15am ooo) no oooo... I'm waiting for one of my relatives. My dad asked me to give him something. I might come around later in the day.
Tunde: Okay Mr Ikoko ... see ya

He started the engine of his car and he zoomed off.


I went inside the house. Thinking about what Tunde said.... if the Adeboye's con see this Ruka ko... my own don finish be that.

I just have to win this bet.

I'm sorry guys... got some running around to do today with some football matches. but I'm back now. Updating like before now.
Stay tuned.

Me: I'm sorry I woke you up
Brother Segun: it's okay.... I hope you have a good reason for that
Me: I don't know... it depends on how you takes it.
Brother Segun: (yawning) okay aburo. I'm all ears.
Me: it's about my S*x life. I think that I'm sick.
Brother Segun: (confused) you know that I always got your back
Me: sure... bros.. it's just that after using the drug you gave me, all the girls I met always complain that I do release too soon. Today I lasted for 4mins. Can you imagine that?
Brother Segun: o boy....you don dey active now.
Me: abi oooo..
Brother Segun: you just need to slow down a bit ooo... anyway, you have to concentrate more on the momentum. If you can hold on for 5mins then you are good to go.
Me: (confused) how am I going to do that?
Brother Segun: just hold on for awhile... if you feel that you are too comfortable.... change your position. If you feel that you are about to come again.: remove it and hold the base of your P*nis for awhile... that should do the trick. Just try to pass that 4/5minutes mark then you are good to go.
Me: the badoo.... I know that you will never fail me. anyway, I will try it on Friday on one of my girlfriend.
Brother Segun: Okay... but don't go around having unprotected s*x oooo.
Me: you thought me well na.... make I allow you sleep. Good night boss!
Brother Segun: good night aburo

I went to my room very tired. Why won't I? Too much drama through the day. From the Adeboye's to Sarah.
I really needs help. I slept off.


I woke up the next day a very happy man. Not that I have a better way of passing my exam but I'm finally getting the freedom I desired from Baba Custom.






I now have girls at my beck and call.

Bidemi - my lovely friend (best friend) that loves me with her all... jealously. Even with her too attached emotions.... I do love her.

Motunrayo - a rare beauty with her bosom that makes her stand out among the rest. Her Smiles a threat to the others.

Sarah: my adventurous woman (sugar mummy). My livelihood. But that does not take away her beauty. If not for the businesses involved; I would have loved her more.

Ruka: lepa ti ko common (model). Always walks with authority: and intellectual knowledge is what makes me wanna stay with her. She is just it.

Thursday things.

I'm sorry guys!

Update after the Manchester United vs Arsenal.

I was very happy... I picked Bidemi's call.

Me: hello dear... you guys ought to be home by now.
Bidemi: we ved gotten home jare.. we just have to warm the soup for the family.
Me: Okay...is Kikelomo there?
Bidemi: no... should I get her for you?
Me: don't worry... I will call her later
Bidemi: Okay... no worries then.
Me: Bidemi..... I'm sorry about today... the fight and what I said to Kikelomo. I will still call her to apologise.
Bidemi: it's me that supposed to apologise.... I caused the fight and the fight caused the quarrel between both of you.
Me: thanks... I got to rest now... but that's after I call your sister.
Bidemi: Okay dear.... before I go to bed... can I ask you a question?
Me: sure.
Bidemi: are we dating back now?
Me: (breathes heavily) no.... Only if your sister approves it.
Bidemi: (excited) yes she did... that's what we came to tell you. but you gave us a cold welcome.
Me: I'm sorry.... we will talk tomorrow na
Bidemi: love you
Me: (pretends not to hear) good night
Bidemi: love you
Me: okay...love you too
Bidemi: odaro Oko mi

I ended the call and I dialled Kikelomo's number.

Kikelomo: hello
Me: hello... I hope you are fine now?
Kikelomo: yes... thank you
Me: I'm sorry about what happened today... I hope you have forgiven me?
Kikelomo: I'm the one that supposed to be asking the question... I'm sorry for everything today...
Me: it's alright. At least we are friends again
Kikelomo: (giggles) thank you for that.
Me: it's nothing jare... henhen... Bidemi said that you guys wanted to tell me something today.
Kikelomo: didn't she tell you?
Me: she did
Kikelomo: what is your opinion about it?
Me: I love her but I'm afraid to go deep with her because of some of her behaviour.
Kikelomo: so what did you intend doing now?
Me: I will tell her the truth that I can't cope with her attitude.
Kikelomo: no ooo... she will think I aided you with your decision. I don't want any wahala with you or Bidemi till I return back to school.
Me: what would now happen to us?
Kikelomo: there is no us... Bidemi is your us now. I don't want any wahala.
Me: Okay ooo... thanks for your humility. I appreciate. I want to sleep now. I'm very tired.
Kikelomo: Okay... good night.

We ended the call.

I think I like Bidemi but I'm not the same person that they know now. May God help me with this my decision oooo.

I dialled David's number (Motunrayo) and we talked for 7mins. Then I kissed her goodnight.

It's now 10:42pm. I wanted to call Sarah but I know that she is not too happy with me. And it's not my fault jare... I can't be using performance enhancer drug everytime because I want to mate her. No... hell no... I just have to find a way out. I mean a way out..... Badoo.

I always look up to him in everything.. he will surely helps me. I rushed to his room. Ouch., he's sleeping. Why won't he? He uses to leave early and come back 7pm.

I turned to leave when he called out.
Femi....

lummylummy:
Ride on guy..... You are doing a great Job. Happiness is one thing that is not common to a common man in Nigeria, yet you give it to us freely. May God continue to inspire you.

Amen oooo! Thanks for the love shown.
This is our country; we will continue to pray till when happiness becomes common to an average man.

SkyyLord:
Bros U have to start writing down the names of all Ur girlfriends cos at this rate, U just might break Solomon's record. Morning people!!!

Lol... I still dey gentle oooo Solomon na baba werey ooo

aprilwise:
Baddest guy ever liveth. I dey enjoy your blockbuster.

Thanks Boss!

#Devine99





I went to my room. I Kept the envelope inside my wardrobe and I laid on my bed. Kikelomo and Bidemi entered and started begging me.

Bidemi: Femi... it's not fair what you are doing to us ooo.. Kikelomo has been crying since you left.
Femi: why would she cry? She has a lion heart. Anyway, Kikelomo I'm sorry about today. I guess I really over reacted. Please forgive me. (It's getting late I just want them to leave).
Kikelomo: (crying) I'm sorry... I said those things to....
Me: (cuts her off) I understand... to protect your sister. okay.. I'm very much fine now.
Bidemi: (sniffs) why do you like drinking after each argument?
Me: I don't know. .. let me see you guys off... (I pecked Kikelomo) we will be fine.... I'm also sorry.

It's late. I just put on my singlet with my bathroom slippers. I saw them off to the junction of my street and I waved them good nite.

As I was coming home; I saw Ruka coming out of her house. (shayo na bastard). I called her "mama mi".

Ruka: Femi.... (rushed down) long time... how are you doing?
Me: I'm fine... I still remember your audition ooo. I will definitely come.
Ruka: I was about reminding you. Thank you very much.
Me: I just hope the girls at next week audition would be more or as beautiful as the last one
Ruka: sure... most of those girls are coming.
Me: really; I have a crush on a particular girl that day. I hopes she comes ooo.
Ruka: (surprised) what is her name?
Me: I dint get to talk with her that day but she's very beautiful as you.
Ruka: (Smiling) stop teasing me.
Me: Okay oooo... if you can help me get that girl (pointing to the sky), I swear I will be doing your environmental for you.
Ruka: (laughing) you are very funny.... Iike seriously how does she looks like?.
Me: (Smiling)... all of you are like chinko people, you look alike.... lepa with height. Does that helps you?
Ruka: (laughing) I don't know that you are funny like this ooo. Okay let me show you the picture of some f the girls on my phone; hopefully she might be there.

She started showing the pictures of the girls on her phone. Most of the pictures were grouped ones. I just kept telling her. ... no... not this one.
But when the picture got to Ruka's personal picture.

Me: this is the girl I'm talking about.
Ruka: (shocked)... I'm the one there ooo.
Me: I know... I have been thinking of a way to tell you that I like you. but the fear of being rejected always stops me from telling you. As you can't lose what you don't have; I have already made up my mind to tell you.....'I like you Ruka 'and I will want you to be my girlfriend.
Ruka: Femi... that's not possible. I can't go out with you, besides I have a boyfriend.
Me: I dint expect a girl as beautiful as you not to have a boyfriend... I'm not only asking you to be my girlfriend... I want you to be my best friend. Someone I can share my dreams with.... someone I can grow up with.... someone I can..... (cuts me off)
Ruka: I'm sorry Femi.... I can't date you..
Me: why can't you date me? Is it because I'm putting on bathroom slippers and a singlet? Please give me 5mins; so that I can put on something more casual. Maybe you will change your mind then (turns to leave)
Ruka: you are very funny and stubborn. What has your dressing got to with this? Hmnnnnnn.....okay, I will think about it..
Me: hush... thank you... thank you.... should I call you this night to know my result?
Ruka: not that soon oooo.... okay I will tell you after the audition on Tuesday.
Me: Okay... but I hope I won't die of hypertension before then...
Ruka: lailai.... God forbid.
We continued chatting and my rang. It was Bidemi. I told her that it was my mum.
Me: maybe she needs something.... got to go
Ruka: Okay... good night...
Me: good night.... try to dream of me
Ruka: (Smiling) and you too.. bye.

I rushed into the house and I picked when she calls the second time.

Lagos life is very tiring sometimes.... #Traffic

I pleaded with her.
Me: there's still time na... 6:45pm.. I no go pity you this time around.
Sarah: (still angry) just do it well this time. I dint come here to play oooo

I started kissing her and handling her already exposed bre*st. I started rubbing all my hands on her body. I touched her paradise and inserted a finger into her. I moved the finger in and out very slowly. She moaned and I inserted one more finger with the same slow pace.... she started jumping up&down the bed. I continued until she held me tight to herself. I immediately put on another Durex condom on.... I positioned her lying on her side and I entered her from the rear which makes her to make a sound as someone who is in pain. I waited for a while and I started pumping in&out with long strokes. She started screaming my name and I increased the impetus of the pounding and we both came at the same time.
We laid there for 10minutes;... we dint say a word. It's now 7:23pm. Sarah broke the silence.

Sarah: I hope our last time out was not your best performance.
Me: no oooo (this lady wan kill me ni)
Sarah: it better be ooo... I can't allow you to disgrace me with this your performance.
Me: don't worry.... I will be fine before then.
Sarah: Okay.... I hope so... we are still seeing on Friday 10am prompt. it's your performance that would determine if I connect you with my friend or not.
Me: Okay dear...

I quickly dressed up and I was about to leave when she gave me an envelope containing N20k. I collected it. I still have time to say hello to Tunde and Ronke. Drank another bottle of stout off them then dashed off to Customs house.

I got home around 7:50pm... to my surprise, I met Kikelomo&Bidemi waiting for me in our living room.
(My mouth go smell stout again) I just pretended I didn't see them and I went off to my room without saying hello.

Yeah.... thanks guys

#Viciyus.... I see you!







I put on something casual. I headed off to Bluetop hotel. I met Tunde and Ronke at one of the table. I didn't hesitate to join him.
Me: bawo ni Tunde...
Tunde: I dey oooo
Me: Ronke the big mama... (I no fit call am name for outside without her title ooo). How levels na?
Ronke: levels dey okay...
Tunde: this wan wey we see you today... I hope all is well.?
Me: Yes ore... I have an appointment with Sarah. She will be here anytime from now.
Tunde: hmnnnn... you sure like better thing ooo.
Me: abi oooo... I say make I take style resemble you. (pointing to ronke).

We all laughed while I called for two bottles of small stout. I was about gulping down the second bottle when my baby shows at our table at 6:04pm. Right on time. I was very bold now and my Oga started battling with my trousers when she saw her. She greeted us and I excused myself.

Me: sorry guys... I have to go. you know that I don't do late night things.
Tunde: you and your family sef... no wahala! make sure you treat her real good.
Me: I go do am with my life.

We all laughed. She collected a room key and in a minutes time we were in the room.

Me: Sarah baby.... my life... my love. Thanks for the cash
Sarah: no problem.
Me: my sweet potato....
Sarah: yesssss....

I started calling her different names while my mouth was planting kisses all over her body. The heat of passion has really enclosed us. Then I locked her mouth with her kiss.

We were kissing very passionately. I undressed her in the most romantic way while I danced striped off my clothes. We were both naked and staring into each others eye with lust.

I managed to put on a condom and I mounted her in a missionary style. I kept thrusting and wining my waist. She held me very tight and she was speaking in language only god knows.
I kept pounding her and I released after 4mins..... I collapse on her. she called out...
Sarah: Femi..what was that?.... have you released?
Me: Yes.. (feeling exhausted).
Sarah: you are not serious... how could you release when I'm yet to have one organ*m
Me: I'm sorry... I just don't know what came over me.


She kept on scolding me like the way a father would scold a child when he fails waec for the third time. I was looking down like a born failure.

Who would blame her...you can't pay N50,000 for the rubbish I did.

I have to muster strength for second round.... lord give me strength, I silently prayed.

SkyyLord:
Bros Ur wahala don full plate ooo!... But what were U thinking telling Bidemi U Love her??.. I'll advice U leave her alone. Cos she's to emotional and if anything goes wrong, it could affect the relationship b/w Ur family and hers. Thread with caution... More Updates Pls!!

Love can't be explained by anyone. Obama and Michelle.... Jonathan and patience....

It's just a mystery.

#Sexymoma




I walked to Bidemi and I asked her.

Me: do you really love me as you proclaimed?
Bidemi: (nods yes affirmatively).
Me: Okay... I love you too. (kissing her on her forehead)

I now faced Kikelomo.

Me: (angry mood) I know I'm not a perfect person but I don't think I deserve such turn off from you. I will never tarnish your image anywhere even within my family. Hush... All I ever wanted is to be your friend. I think I have tolerated enough of this madness. If you think I'm not good enough for your sister; I think you should get a better guy who is. Not as if you are perfect yourself. (paused momentarily) Kikelomo, you disgust me. (she felt bad)

I then stormed out of their house. Off to my house. I got home 3pm. Feeling lonely. I called Motunrayo and we talked at length for 20mins. In between that call was Kikelomo waiting call. I ignored her after the call and she kept calling. I dropped the phone and headed to the bathroom for shower. Only to come back to see 7missed calls and two text messages. 5 from Kikelomo and 2 from Bidemi. I checked the text. One from Bidemi and the other from first bank. I hurriedly click on the first bank. It was alert credit of N50,000. I shouted "OPE OO ". I don hammer.
I unwilling read Bidemi's message. She begs me to come back to their house. That her sister has been crying since and all her effort to console her proved abortive.

For my mind... go where?... I just relax on my bed and I slept off. I woke up around 5pm. I immediately picked my phone and I dialled Sarah's number.

Sarah: hello dear.
Me: hello love...I have seen it. thanks.
Sarah: it's nothing. So when will you be chanced to see me?.
Me: I'm always available during the day.... anytime from 8am to 8pm weekdays.
Sarah: good... that means we can see on Friday then.
Me: sure.... I just can't wait to show my appreciation for you.
Sarah: hmnnnnn... Me too... I'm feeling horney now sef. Or can we meet at Bluetop hotel at 6pm.
Me: (happy) sure but only if you promised to allow me leave 7:45pm.
Sarah: I promise.... let me rush and arrange somethings so that I won't keep you waiting.
Me: Okay dear. .... love you
Sarah: love you you too (she ends the call)

Omo... your life don dey kolo ooo.... how could you be loving someone that's 10years older than you.

Abi ooooo... the action begins.

A message beep on my phone brought me back to life. I removed the phone from my pocket and it was from First Bank. They sent my account number to me via text message. That was when I remembered Sarah.
I edited the message and I sent it to Sarah showing my bank account details. I went to the back yard and made a call to her about the proceedings.
Sarah: hello.... I have seen it.
Me: Okay, I just wanted to let you know.
Sarah: Okay, I will send one of my boys to send the money.
Me: Okay... thanks dear.
Sarah: (giggles) my pleasure... I'm busy now: I will call you later.
Me: Okay... bye.

I ended the call and starts looking around to see if I'm being monitored.
I then dialled Motunrayo's number and we talked for 5mins. We ended the conversation. I proceeded heading back into the house having deleted both numbers from my dialled list. I also deleted the message sent to Sarah.

I was about entering their living room when I heard Bidemi's voice. She seems very angry with her sister. I stood back and listen.

Bidemi: where is Femi?
Kikelomo: I think he has gone home... maybe tired of your stupid and possessive lifestyle.
Bidemi: he can't go. You gave him a wrong impression about what happened today.....
Kikelomo: stop it. What is wrong with you? Can't you just use your brain at least for once? Femi is not someone you can date.
If today's event is anything to go by. You can't date him. You are hot tempered like mummy. Femi is every ladies man. You will only kill yourself silently if you insist on dating a guy like him.
Bidemi: (shedding tears) but I love him... I love him.
Kikelomo: see that is what I'm saying... how long do you think those eyes would last holding down your tears. I want the best for you. I.....
Bidemi: (cuts her off) if you want the best for me, then help me get him. I can take the pain. (tears rolling freely now).
Kikelomo: Femi is a cheat. He played us both once. He's a flirt. He kept moving from one girl to another. He......

(this girl can lie) I can't take it anymore. I just entered the living room. They were surprised to see me.

They were looking as if they ved seen a ghost.

Aipete2:
Femi bobo, please show her care now atleast she loves you. What's your problem? You caused it all

Hmnnnnn... Femi is an adventurous person. he's not to be tamed down... lol....

Just kidding ooo!

Kikelomo: (Smiling) you guys dey craze ooo... I have pictures that would make you laugh.

She started showing the guys face after the panel beating face restructuring. We all laughed all the way home.

We got home around 2pm. Kikelomo then starts with Bidemi.
Kikelomo: Bidemi; don't ever repeat what you did today... you almost got us into trouble (serious).
Bidemi: I'm sorry... it won't happen again.
Kikelomo: I don't even know if you still want to date Femi.... what is your problem if a girl admires him; tell me?
Bidemi: (tears rolling down her eyes) it won't happen again.
Me: (trying to cheer her up) it's well... at least you guys know that I can protect you. I...... (cuts me off)
Kikelomo: I know that you will keep leading her on. Instead of you telling her the truth. you are here pampering her. Keep leading her on oooo. I have said my own. (stormed out of the living room).

Bidemi kept crying. I was so confused. I don't know whether to cheer her up or just keeps looking at her (I did the later).
I left the room and went in search for Kikelomo. I found her in the living room.

Me: Kikelomo... that's a very harsh thing to say to your sister. You know her to be an emotional person. We just have to give her sometime.
Kikelomo: that's the point; she still thinks she's still a 5year old girl that always get want she wants.
Me: I understand you but you should know that she doesn't have that type of lion heart like you. She's inexperience like you.
Kikelomo: (voice changed) so I now have the experience because I almost had sex with you. No be your fault.
Me: (confused) that's not what I meant: I'm sorry if what said got you angry.
Kikelomo: just because I pretended and suffers silently inside of me; you now take me as a wayward person that already knows how to handle her emotions. (tears rolling down her eyes)

I kept quiet because anything I say would only inflate her anger.
I'm now back to square one with the Adeboye's.

unlimitedbosco:
l like ur story but above all i love ur humility and fact u are making science student proud in the art world thank u

Thanks Bro: I know that I'm a raw writer. I'm not trying to make a point about being a science student but to enjoy myself when I'm less busy.

Thanks for taking your time to read. I really appreciate.

SkyyLord:
Bobo. Bidemi is still in Love with U. And I don't think just friends can work for her cos she will always get jealous anytime she sees U with another guy. U gaz settle her matter ooo!

Abi ooooo.... thank God I fought well that day. I for fall their hand.

Bidemi: hello
The guy: hi... what can we do for you?
Bidemi: Nothing much.... I have been looking at you for awhile. I think I like you. can I please have your number? I really want to know you.
The guy: (amused) why do you think I will want to do that? I'm with my girlfriend you know (pointing at her).
Bidemi: Okay.... then let me give you mine.... at least you can call me whenever she's not with you (bad eyeing her).
The guy: (now angry) please stop all these... I'm not interested in being your friend. Don't you have respect for women like yourself? It's sl*t like you that makes people talks ungodly things about women.
Bidemi: (now angry) how dare you call me a sl*t? If anybody is a sl*t: then it's this bit*h sitting right here (pointing at her).

Before we could move from our table to calm things down ... the guy has already slapped Bidemi.

This really got me infuriated.
Me: how dare you slap a woman?
The guy: how dare she call my girlfriend a sl*t and a bit*h in a sentence
Me: is she not a sl.....

Before I could finished my statement. The guy attempted to slap me and I blocked it then gave him the beating of his life. I punched him in the eye and he kept shouting "my eye my eye" (who cares). I lifted him up, later to slam him on the floor.
I continued panel beating his body with my punches (blow). Left, right and centre.. I'm very sure if it were to be a wrestling match; it would have been counted as KO (knock out).
The girl wanted to run away but Bidemi held her with her belt like the way policemen used to arrest criminals.
It took 5mins before KFC security men could separate us but I had already succeeded in adding more flesh to his right eye and mouth (both swollen)

The manager came out and we explained everything to him. He blamed the two girls involved. He settled it. He said he's not involving the police because we dint spoil anything. We apologised to ourselves and I insisted on taking him to the chemist for treatment.

I paid N1500 to the chemist and I left both of them to sort out themselves.


We were heading straight home without uttering a word when Kikelomo broke the silence.

As we were eating and catching fun at the same time. There's another girl at another table with her guy.

She kept staring at me and giving me signs that she wants to talk with me but I know that's not possible.
I tried to concentrate more on the Adeboye's but the seating arrangement did not helped. I was directly facing the girl while Bidemi&Kikelomo were backing her.

The guy she came with was busy devouring his meal like a prisoner just released from kirikiri (mumu/maga). He was not even aware of what was going on. The staring went on for a while.

I ignored her but as I was about to take selfie with my girls; the girl approached our table.
The girl: good afternoon guys
Us: good afternoon
The girl: I have been watching you guys since morning and I know that you all know how to catch fun.

I immediately looked at her table.. the guy was nowhere to be found. Maybe he went to the gent (I smell trouble).

Me: Yes... my friends second name is fun... (we all laughed)
The girl: Okay... I have to go back to my table now.
she walks round our table then drops a note in my pocket and whispered into my ear "call me".

We all watched her as she catwalks her way back to her table. We were all quite for awhile. I bought out the note, it's only a phone number that's on it and I handed it over to Kikelomo.

Bidemi: that girl needs to be taught a lesson.
Me: (her mood has changed) Bidemi just let it off jare.
Kikelomo: na all those runs girl... leave am jare.... she's not worth it
Bidemi: who do she thinks she is? A guy with two girls in a fast food. And she still has the gut to.....
Me: (cuts her off) Bidemi relax.... not as if I'm going to call her. You can have the number if you want to.
Kikelomo: (tears the paper) you see... all is well now. Let's continue with our selfie.

Kikelomo and I was busy checking our pix when we heard Bidemi's voice from afar. She is now seating with the girl and the guy on their table (guy is back now).

I'm sorry that is why I'm making it 2/3post.
I will make ammendment.

Good morning folks!

Today's last post goes to #Princessderaa.





I was truly walking away when Kikelomo called out my name. I looked back and she said "do you have all the requirements for opening a new bank account?"

Me: Yes
Kikelomo: Okay... I will only forgive you only on one condition.
Me: Okay... what condition is that?
Kikelomo: that you would not date either of us.
Me: (looking at Bidemi)... okay.... at least I have my friends back (now Smiling).

We hugged each other and we headed to the bank.


We got to the bank and I filled the required form for the new account. I got my account number and my ATM Card. I deposited TEN thousand naira into my new account.

We spent upto to an hour. Then we headed to the ATM machine to change my new pin.

Me: I don't know how to use it ooo.
Kikelomo: olodo... let me help you out.

We all laughed as Kikelomo helped in changing the pin to my desired one and also explaining how to operate it.

We are now through with the bank stuff. I still have more money with me. I suggested we go to KFC around the corner.
We ordered for fried rice and chicken with soft drinks. I took pictures of my new friends and I asked one of the security guard to snap the three of us together eating. It was fun and we are really enjoying ourselves until something dramatic happens.....

Bidemi&Kikelomo na wahala oooo.

SkyyLord:
Very touching! But wait ooo! U still wana go to the cinema after what happened there?.. Abi U wan act season 2 ni?

Abi ooooo.... the thing still dey cross my mind as we dey go?

Princessderaa:
ghost mode deactivated.



hazardous my new bae I dey greet oh.

Welcome on board... I'm really honoured by your ghost deactivation.

Vickthoriah:
Lemee leave my ghost mode nd comment,interesting story so far...if I may say,d update is gettiNg shorter

Viciyus:
he be like say you don dey short the update by?

I'm sorry... I will start making amends tomorrow... one love

Abi ooooo!

I summoned the courage to chat her up.

Me: we guys are best of friends before what happened at the cinemas. I'm sorry for whatever I might have caused between you and your sister. I regretted every action of it till now. Just find it in your heart to forgive me.
Kikelomo: (now emotional)... you don't know the extent of what you have done.... I have nothing against you. it's Bidemi you need to talk to because she's the one being moody about the whole thing since Sunday.
Me: Thank You ! Can I see her?
Kikelomo: yes...she's in her room.
Me: won't you come with me?

She looks at me and said "go... I will come and join you later"

I was about entering her room when my proposed David called and the sound of my ringing tone might have alerted her that I am around.
I entered her room.

Me: good morning
Bidemi: good morning
Me: I heard you are not feeling too good... that's why I came: hope you are feeling much better now?
Bidemi: (nods her head up&down).
Me: I'm sorry for everything that I have caused you.
Bidemi: (starts crying)... it's okay... I will be fine.

I was touched when I saw her crying.... And I knew that I really hurt her.
Me: I'm sorry. I have not being myself of late. I still drink once in a while but that's only when I think about you. I can't continue to live like this. Please forgive me. Let us continue with her friendship.

After much begging; she eventually succumbed. I hugged her and asked if she would follow me to open a bank account with First Bank. She said yes.... she dressed up and we are ready to go.

We got to the living room and Kikelomo was surprised to see both of us going out so soon.

Bidemi: Femi is going to the bank to open an account. We are going together.
Me: I think I have an idea.... we all go to the bank to open my bank account then we head off to the cinemas.
Kikelomo: what gave you the impression that I would want to go anywhere with you?
Me: (just dump folded, didn't say anything)
Bidemi: hanhan; I thought he has begged you. He only wants our friendship besides he's the only friend that we'ved got.
Kikelomo: and so what? (now crying) Is that why he should be taking us for granted. If he cares about that he won't be trampling on our emotions.
Me: (voice shaking) you have every right to be angry. I think I deserved more harsh treatment than what you people are melting down on me right now. I think Kikelomo is right. I don't deserve your friendship. I betrayed the love and trust you guys had for me. (trying hard to hold down the tears in my eyes). I think I should start going. BidemiKikelomo.... please do take care of yourself. I know someday, somehow, you girls would move along. As for me, I'm already moving along with my alcoholic life style.

Tears started rolling down their eyes. and as for me, I just have to move away from this place; make man no go fu*k up. I turned and was heading for the door.

Lol... updating now