4. Toyota Camry 1999 – Pencil

3. Toyota Avalon – Long John

2. Toyota Camry 1995 – Orobo

Nigerians have really funny nicknames for cars.
If you visit a Nigerian car dealer or mechanic, chances are that they only recognise nicknames for cars. Here are some of the most popular nicknames for cars in Nigeria.

1. Volvo 700 series – Coffin

How dis one take be news?

Let me magnanimously give u d picture cos they say seeing is believing... lol...
Lalasticlala... food don done o...

Surest way is to remove your battery.. dem boyz no fit carry battery come lai lai unless dem do dey track u since....

WOMAN TRAPPED ROBBER WITH SEX OFFER
A 21-year old man, Tosin Lamidi who burgled a woman’s apartment and stole her laptop and phone, has been arrested after the victim, Gift Nseobong contacted him and offered sex to him in exchange for her sim card in Lagos.
The burglary took place at 8 Mutiatu Okesalu Street, Ikotun, Lagos where Nseobong resides.
Lamidi was arrested at Ikotun Roundabout where he arranged to meet Nseobong to take her to a hotel as they agreed.
He was arraigned in a Lagos Magistrate’s court sitting in Ejigbo where he was remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri, Lagos.
P.M.EXPRESS gathered that Lamidi allegedly broke into Nseobong apartment, stole the items, sold them and retained the sim card and started using it.
However, when Nseobong bought another sim card and tried the number of the stolen phone, Lamidi picked the call. She engaged and pleaded to the suspect to return the sim card because of the contact numbers in the Sim card which are so important to her and offered to do anything in return.
Lamidi then gave her condition which involved that he would sleep with her before he can release the sim card to her and she agreed.
They arranged to meet at Ikotun roundabout from where they will move to a hotel for a sex romp.
However, that decision was what landed Lamidi to prison as he was arrested and taken to the police at Ikotun division where the sim card was retrieved.
He was charged with conspiracy and stealing under the Criminal Code.
He pleaded not guilty.
The presiding Magistrate, Mrs J.O.E Adeyemi granted him bail in the sum of N50,000 with one surety in like sum.
He was remanded in prison custody pending when he will perfect his bail,
The matter was adjourned till 30 January 2017

Nairaland self.....

How about Nokia Lumia 1020 with 48mp?

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Checkout these interesting photos of some international borders around the world....

Please don't laugh abeg...
With the rate and speed at which Apple are releasing their iPhone series, I suspect a time will come when they will want to offer people value for their money and come up with something like this...lmfao

Our oyel.....

Dotman23:
Reporting from kwara state.... People plenty here o.. Bt na old people full here o.. Chai

I didn't get any mail. Plz can u help me check? KWS/CASP/B00540E

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Treble accident along Abaji to lokoja express high way,16 people lost their life, may almighty Allah forgive them, and their souls rest in total peace, type Amin pls.

DESPERATE SPEAKER YAKUBU DOGARA IS BRIBING SOME MEMBERS WITH $25,000 EACH TO SIGN A VOTE OF CONFIDENCE FOR HIM AND THE 3 OTHER CORRUPT
PRINCIPAL OFFICERS

Fellow Nigerians, in a desperate attempt, corrupt Speaker Dogara and the 3 others have opened a register for a vote of confidence signature

The register is opened at his Asokoro guest house located at wilbeford Juta crescent. Hon members are giving $25,000 to sign

This disgraceful act is coordinated by Hon Zakari Mohammed, Hon Jagaba Adams Jagaba and DCOS to Mr Speaker Hon CID Maduabum

My stand is that the corrupt Speaker Dogara, Lasun, Doguwa and Ogor must listen to Nigerians, reconvene the house immediately and step aside

Investigation by anti graft agencies is already on and I pledge to support the investigation and prosecution of these corrupt public officers.

WRITTEN BY Abdulmumin Jibrin.

Kwakwakwakwakwa.... oga u dey vex o

kiddoiLL:
#walks in thread..*faints*...*wakes up* faints*...*wakes up*...#faints again#..... kill me o..muna kill me, wetin we do women them way be say na so so fake fake things dem like to give us?

In an obvious act of desperation on the part of the ladies, the new practice is to wear what i call boobs emulator. Using it to scam unsuspecting men who are hellbent on finding "Largescale" women as either wife or otherwise... please beware before u are scammed oooo.....

How States in Nigeria derived their names
Abia
Abia is an acronym derived from the name of the four main groups of people in the state as at the time it was formed in 1991: Aba Bende Isuikwuato Afikpo
Adamawa
This state was named after a warrior that conquered the region in the begining of the 19th century. His name was Modibbo Adama Bin Ardo Hassan.
Akwa-Ibom
Akwa Ibom is named after a river, the Qua Iboe (or Kwa Iboe) River
Anambra
It was derived from the name of the Oma Mbala (Omambala) River (in Ibo, the native name of the river is Ànyịm Ọma Mbala).
Bauchi
There are three versions of how Bauchi got its name. One version says 'Bauchi' is Hausa word meaning the southern flanks of Hausaland. Tribes living in the southern parts of the Hausaland were referred to as kasashen bauchi and the area they lived in later came to be known simply as Bauchi. According to the second version the state was named for Baushe, a famous hunter who settled there before the 19th century while the third states that 'bauchi' is Hausa word for slavery since it was a center for slave raiders.
Bayelsa
Bayelsa was formed as a result of the clamour from the three LGAs in old Rivers (Brass LGA known as BALGA, Yenegoa LGA known as YELGA and Sagbama LGA - SALGA). The name came about from the combination of their acronymns. BA + YEL + SA = BAYELSA
Benue
It is a word from the Batta language 'Binuwe' which means 'Mother of Waters'.
Borno
The name was derived from 'Borno', an alternative name of the Kanuris who form the predominant ethnic group in the state.
Cross River
The state took its name from a River called Oyono or Cross River
Delta
It was named for the delta of the River Niger formed as it enters the Atlantic Ocean.
Ebonyi
The state was named after the Aboine River that cuts through Abakaliki, the state capital
Edo
Named after the Bini people who had always referred to themselves as Edo or Iduu
Ekiti
'Ekiti' is a term that is said to denote a settlement of many hills
Enugu
Enugu derived its name from two local words enu ugwu which means 'top of the hill'
Gombe
Named after the dialect of Fulani language (Fulfulde)spoken in the area 'Gombe'.
Imo
This state is named after the Imo River (Imo Mmiri)
Jigawa
The state was named after its distinctively golden-coloured soil, Jigawa.
Kaduna
The state after the crocodiles in Kaduna River. Kadunas is Hausa plural word for crocodiles
Kano
The state was named after a blacksmith of the Gaya tribe who settled in the area while sourcing for ironstone. His name is Kano.
Katsina
Katsina was named after the wife of the local ruler known as Janzama. Her name was Katsina.
Kebbi
Legend has it that Kebbi was named after the Ka'abba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.
Kogi
The name Kogi was said to have be derived from 'kogin', hausa for river. This is to represent the fact that the two biggest Rivers in Nigeria, River Niger and River Benue form a confluence in the state.
Kwara
This was named after the River Niger which forms the Northern border of the state. The Nupes used to call the river Kwara.
Lagos
The name is a Portuguese word for lakes. The Portuguese were the first set of Europeans to reach Lagos in 1472. The name was inspired by the lagoons and rivers in Lagos.
Nassarawa
It was so named by the founder of Nasarawa kingdom, Makama Dogo. Nasarawa means Victorious.
Niger
Named after the popular River Niger.
Ogun
Named after the Ogun River
Ondo
This was named after the settlers of the old Ondo Kingdom. Ondo is a word for settlers.
Osun
Like a number of other Nigerian states, it was also named after a river; River Osun.
Oyo
It was named after the Old Oyo empire.
Plateau
The state was named for the Jos Plateau
Rivers
A state with many water bodies, Rivers State was named for many of the rivers present in the area
Sokoto
Named after the defunct Sokoto Caliphate. Sokoto is the anglicized version of the Arabic word 'suk' which means 'market' or 'place of commerce'.
Taraba
The state was named after the Taraba River.
Yobe
The state was named after Komadugu Yobe (Waube or Ouobe) or River Yobe (or River of Yo).
Zamfara
Zamfarawa is one of the subdialects of Eastern Hausa linguistic group and that is where the name came from.


http://socialitch.com/2016/07/23/nigerian-history-36-states-got-names/

Lol

horlamelekan:

someone cannor play with u

Na real creativity o...

deife:
Omo! see creativity!

Our oyel moneyyyyy

How I take lie? Can't u see the working urself?

horlamelekan:
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but op u can lie 4 Nigeria

This maths teacher was asked to take English language class when the English language teacher was not available and this happened...

Vision Test

There is a huge animal hidden in this pic.

Guess and test whether your eyes are still good or dying....
Credit: Dr. Yahaya Tajudeen

Craze of the highest order... where do u want to see blood of God. Perhaps u wanted to write god. #Radarada

timilehin007:
Blood of God

Hilarious... na pass me dey pass oooooo....

Some of u just come to whatever platform available to u once u have bonus data from mtn and start writing rubbish. From what this man said, if t ruely the head and the breast were missing when the body was found then only one thing must be involved.... RITUALS. u just allow your hatred for a particular religion crush ur brain so much so that it becomes incapable of reasoning objectively... wake up buffoon..

Tellemall:
Why is it that Mohammedans are so despicable?

The woman preaching was commendable, but why did they have to kill her? Or are the only custodians of that scarce commodity called peace the very people who deal in violence?

Let no Mohammedan tell anybody that theirs is the religion of peace and that some miscreants are trying to taint it. If that is the case it's a religion of hateful miscreants, because every bit of bad news involves them. Why is it that Mohammedans fight with Hindus? They fight with Buddhists? They kill Sikhs ? Why are they never at peace with the people around them.

It's not fair. Why is the world subjected to the presence of such violent people? The day the other would religions fight back, that's when Mohammedans will learn to contain their religion.


All the more pity for Nigerians that their president is a Sharia agitator. In all the mischief and grief of normal citizens attacked by Mohammedans his silence has always spoken volumes.