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NewPee44:
Good day Nairalanders,

I seriously need your help to save my marriage.
I will be very brief with my story.

I am a newly wedded man. Before I got married, I usually take soda (Coke, Fata and big cola) drinks a lot, sometimes I take 2 bottles a day. Back then I assumed that since my work is so stressful, the soda will nor have much effect.
Go workout bro and thank me later
Fast forward to few months of my wedding, I stopped drinking soda.

Surprisingly, my P*nis could not stand properly for almost a week, I had to visit a local herb seller for Agbo. After few days, it started working again.
Fast forward to few days ago, I realised that I cum as quickly as 2minutes or less. The present situation is making me restless.

Please kindly advise on what I can use to get back myself.

Go workout bro and thank me later

Sawdust stove… these kids won’t know how helpful it was

🎶vivid imagination🎶

Please I need to be added to group where I can get appointment date brought forward. Thanks in advance.
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9jahotblog:
The "New Electoral Law" stipulated that, anywhere that is Over Voting; be it Ward (s) or Polling Unit, such Election area will be cancelled totally and call for re-run Election.
Now, it is unlawful for the Tribunal to cancel 749 Polling Units where PDP won and then declared a winner. It’s impossible and won’t stand.
Adeleke will surely win on appeal and the Supreme Court too.
We need to bring sense back to the Legal system.
Hence, Re-run is the worst case here if you cancelled 749 Polling Units.

Read subsection 4 of that same electoral act sir. Don’t stop at 2 and 3.

Where is the lie?

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I’m sure he got this advise from a mad man. No cap…

I’ve always known overland is a disaster waiting to happen. I don’t know why that bird is still allowed to ply the Nigerian air. Anyways, glory to God it wasn’t fatal.

Tenshades:
The weerey even dey ask if e dey safe to eat.

Na real werey he be o

As shared by @instablog9ja, this creature was found by a man who couldn’t think of any other thing than to make it pepper soup.
Niaralanders, please what is the name of the creature?

The UAE has resumed issuing entry permits except for work permits starting from September 24, authorities have announced.

The Federal Authority for Identity and Citizenship (FAIC) on Thursday morning said the resumption of issuing visas is within the framework of easing restrictions and strengthening the country's efforts towards supporting recovery plans of the country's economy.
This is in conjunction with enabling the work system based on striking a balance between implementing the Covid-19 precautionary measures on one hand and the return of tourists and resumption of economic activities and various developmental aspects on the other hand, state media agency, Wam, has reported.

The authority noted that the decision is in response to the current data represented in the package of precautionary measures and travel mechanisms taken by the air transport sector, as well as the application of various practices aimed at combating the coronavirus pandemic.

The FAIC had on March 17 suspended all visas to all foreigners, with the exception of diplomatic passport holders as a precautionary measure to prevent and contain the spread of Covid-19 pandemic.


https://m.khaleejtimes.com/coronavirus-pandemic/breaking-uae-resumes-issuing-entry-permits

vixpal:
What is historic about that ? Are they fighting b4

U can get an answer to that by going to the UAE with a made-in-Israel product

MetaPhysical:
They said no government official has come to see them.

Where is Minister Onyeama to please visit our Dubai VIPs?

People that go to fckng dubai as migrant workers are back home speaking abroad phonetics and asking for special treatment. Abi na arabic dey speak?

Lack of info is what is clearly your issue. I live in Dubai so I have first info about the country. I earn AED5,000 (N500,000) at my current job as jewellery store attendant while I have a friend who earns N8,500 (N850,000) as primary sch teacher and some even earn more per month. The only issue I have with that country is that u don’t get permanent residence or citizenship. Aside from that, u don’t compare a teller in dubai to a bank manager in Nigeria so u are not wrong for calling them Dubai VIPs.

I have a good knowledge of that axis. That road is notoriously known for Fulani robbers. They kill and operate at will on that road. We that are regular users of the road know the time when they won’t be on the road and that’s when we use the road. So immediately I read about his murder I had my doubt it was assassination. I still strongly doubt he was assassinated. I guess he was just a victim of these heartless Fulani people perpetrating evils on the road. Nonetheless, proper investigation is expected so as not to entirely place our judgements on conjecture.
Rest on sir ...

Love Scammer Jailed in Osogbo

An Osun State High Court, sitting in Osogbo has sentenced one Adeniyi Ebenezzar (aka Mary Oliver) to four months in prison in a fraud charge brought against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Ibadan zonal office.

Justice W. O. Akanbi of the State High Court 3 gave the verdict in Osogbo on Wednesday after Adeniyi settled for plea bargain and his hitherto three-count charge was replaced with a lone-count charge of obtaining money under false pretense, contrary to section 1(3) of Advanced Fee Fraud and Other Fraud Related Offences Act 2006.

Operatives of the Commission had arrested him on December 5, 2018 after defrauding an American citizen, Anthony, of one hundred United States Dollars.
He had posed to his victim to be a white woman with the name Mary Oliver, using same to extort his victim.

The amended charge reads: “That you Adeniyi Ebenezzar (A.K.A. Mary Oliver) sometimes in 2006, at Ilesha within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court by false pretence and with intent to defraud, obtain Gift Card worth $100 USD (One Hundred United States of America Dollars) through your email moliver1820@gmail.com from one Anthony, a United States of America Citizen when you falsely represented to him that you are a white woman by name Mary Oliver and other false pretences which representation you knew to be false and thereby committed offence.”

Though, the term of the plea bargain was to the effect that Adeniyi would bag seven months imprisonment with effect from his day of arrest, the judge used his discretion to commute the sentencing to four months, also from the day of his arrest.
Part of the conditions of the plea bargain was restitution of the One Hundred Dollars back to the victim, and forfeiture of two Tecno mobile phones, one iphone 6X plus mobile phone, one Philips Wrist Watch and other items recovered from him in the course of EFCC investigation of him.

The prosecution counsel, Mr. Mabas Mabur, represented the EFCC in the case.

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First FTC.... Dedicated to all lovers of good governance. Come Saturday, may the best candidate emerge victorious...

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Taiwo Ogunjobi, a former general secretary of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF), is dead.

Ogunjobi passed on at the University College Hospital (UCH) in Ibadan, the Oyo State capital, on Monday.

Ogunjobi was a brilliant footballer during his hey days. He also expressed interest in contesting for the number one position for the NFF in 2014.

However, in 2013, he was involved in the transfer scandal of Olanrewaju Kayode and was slammed with a 10-year ban by the Executive Committee of the NFF after an investigation.

“The Committee, based on the report of an investigative committee headed by Barrister Chris Green, approved a 10-year ban from all football-related activities on one-time NFF General Secretary and former NFF Executive Committee member, Chief Taiwo Ogunjobi,” the committee had said back then.

http://saharareporters.com/2019/02/11/breaking-ogunjobi-ex-nff-general-secretary-banned-10-years-corruption-dead

A slave can’t serve two masters at a time. Amosun coming out under APC and sponsoring a governorship aspirant under APM is pure anti party. Ogun state elections are still not predictable.

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By their words u shall know them. Another Oloriburuku mashanfani is sighted.

weed and drinks...

November 15, 2018

The girls in the picture above are Hijab-wearing female students of the International School, Ibadan, the staff secondary school of the University of Ibadan.
On Monday, these girls and over hundred others launched a popular bid to help break the anti-Hijab deadlock in their school, by wearing Hijabs to school.

While newspapers have fed you with a lot of THEIR versions of what happened between Monday and today (Thursday), here are juicy details they hid from you!

Today, Thursday, November 15, the School Management of ISI, led by a Christian Principal, Mrs Phebean Olowe, decided to lock these Hijabi girls out of the school. That is why the picture you are looking at was taken at the school gate.

In essence, Mrs Olowe and he cohorts believe that the girl-child can be denied access to education if she chooses to wear a harmless, small, and by the way, cute, smart and beautiful Hijab.

The fact that the Nigerian laws and several recent legal precedents have confirmed the legality of wearing the Hijab on school and institutional uniforms is of no consequence to Mrs Olowe et al.

However, Mrs Olowe and he co-travellers did worse yesterday, Wednesday, and the newspapers will never tell you this.
They allowed all the students to enter the school premises, including over 100 Hijab-wearing Muslim ISI girls. After the parents had departed, and with the school gates firmly locked, Mrs Olowe deployed several teachers on what amounted to individual and collective campaigns of hate, coercion, intimidation and forceful, negative pressure against the Hijab-wearing girls.

The agents of hate succeeded in scaring and pressuring all of the girls to remove their Hijabs, except 8 of them who stood their ground and refused to, like they rightly should have done, and like Firdausa Amasa did.
Mrs Olowe et al immediately ordered school security staff to round up the 8 girls and lock them up in the school library.

Essentially, the girls were jailed and detained in the ISI school library because they refused to debase themselves by removing their Hijabs. Immediately after the jailing, the agents of hate proceeded to the classes of the jailed girls to conduct two impromptu tests each, all in a bid to put additional pressure on the girls by putting them at academic disadvantage.

Today, despite all the jailing, academic pressure and psychological theatrics, the girls still appeared in their Hijabs, and had even been joined by 1 more girl – making 9, as you can see in the picture.

Dear “Madam Thatcher” Phebean Olowe couldn’t take it no more, and she promptly locked them all out of the school, and kuku jailed them in the open air.
This is just the beginning of this “season film” though. The parents of these Hijabi beauties have resolved not to take this assault on their girls lying low, and there is already chatter of an impending legal battle.
I’ll stay sharp to ensure I feed you with news the newspapers will always hide from you on this interesting matter.

Stay tuned.

SOME STRANGE BUT TRUE AND AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS

1. When Barcelona’s Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan. His father gave his “yes” to him but his mother said “if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!”

2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.

3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea.

5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17 sisters and 10 brothers.

6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat- trick.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan.

8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Man United player.

9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 – 0. He scored all 23 goals.

10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the English Premier League title.

11. The difference in Messi’s age and Ronaldo’s age is 869 days, the same difference as between Messi’s son and Ronaldo’s son.

12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught in offside position in his whole career.

13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they didn’t lose any match.

14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat- tricks, 4 goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals on an occasion.

15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can’t make his team at the present.

16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family’s financial status.

17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable to do so for 6 months.

18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one season.

19. In January 2003, Louis Van Gaal was SACKED by Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above the relegation zone.

20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.

21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry, Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri all together for £42 million then sold them for £206 million.

22. Hearts of Oak once went a dead in without losing a game in the Ghana Premier League but they couldn’t clinch the league title.

23. Arsenal is the only sole Club across all major leagues which has NEVER been relegated.

Which One Of Them Do You Find Interesting??

Hmmm naija which way now? Imagine this people trying to spend money budgeted for Aso Villa maintenance but could not find a way. They kukuma resolved to saying there was rat attack. God dey watch all of u in UHDTV...