₦airaland Forum

roarik:
your moniker is heartbender...i do nt want my heart to bend..ko possible

Lol...I have to bend your heart na...as you would mine. kosi problem? Bawo

Ladyhippolyta88:
In this forum only Bluntboy has the right to call me hippopotamus.Hippolyta is a name for crying out loud Nairalanders should stop calling it hippopotamus I even had to put it on my signature to inform people on who the woman was google Hippolyta and check my signature.It's not hippopotamus.

All na hippo abi your own na hypo?

Tamarapetty:
Did this guy buy his stupidity or he got it for free??

His brain has been frozen. Oga is stupid by default and he's not high yet.

roarik:
Amen and me too

Then marry me na so we can build an empire together. It would be a shame to buy a mansion and live their alone, all by myself

CruzJoe:
I have heard you sir......u gave some valid pints

let me see if I can someone interested in moving down to Lagos.......so we can team together.... If I didn't see...then I will now take ur option.

My option is not open, everlasting

roarik:
Heartbender....NO

Not fair o...I will be rich tomorrow o

montero4:
Am interested in dis car. Plz beep on whatsapp via 08035310406. And possibly forward the pics, location and last price. Montero

Are you still interested? I have one for sale

roarik marry me na

Ericnrm:
How much?

800k

QueenSuccubus:



So, this thread is a series of men being raped

One thing i juz wonder if when they are being "raped" is their muddy yam erects as well?

Coz if that's the case, then there is NO RAPE case here...

It means those girls claiming to be raped after moaning all through or getting their fishy yuck wet were not raped. They enjoyed it

CruzJoe:
thanks bro...but am thinking is better I look for someone the two of us will gather money and pay for the rent.....

I was discussing with one agent I meet here on nairaland....he said he has a selfcon accommodation of 150k .......

So paying u 50k for 3 months is like wasting money when I can add it small money and have a year accommodation with someone I will find planing to move down to Lagos too.

Trust me, I'm the cheapest you can get. I am not just a lawyer but also an agent. Getting a selfcon of #150k within Ikeja to Island is almost impossible especially a standard one. You will pay the agent agreement and commission and caution fees which would make the house roughly 280k for total package. You'll have to buy mattress, curtains bed sheets, gas, cooking pots, plates and cutlery, etc as well as pay utility bills. You'd be needing at least 500k or 400k to start. Now, I'm letting you use all these and more when you pay 1/4 of the annual rent...remember you're using my gas, bed, kitchen utensil and I'm paying the utility bill but then this is Lagos and new recruits always believe the scammers before being wise. Take care

Still for sale

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CruzJoe:
the 3 months is how much..... what happens if I couldn't get a job within this 3 months?

I don't pray for such duration without getting a job but we have to still put that into consideration

Oga, rent is #250k per annum. I will pay every bill. The house already has basic facilities provided by me. Just carry your bag and enter. 3 months is #50k and if your character is nice and you also want to continue staying I can extend your stay by another 3 months. That's all

I can accommodate you for a maximum of 3 months for a little sum. It's a self con and situate at a strategic part of Lagos

CruzJoe:
Am from Anambra state.....

I want to move down to Lagos for job hunt...

I need someone that will accommodate me....

Or better still..... I need someone that wants to relocate to Lagos too from the east so we can look for a room selfcon and pay and live together

DeSepiero:
If you understand my argument, you'd see that I ain't arguing with bible as reference point.

Then you should not argue at all. You can't speak of fire and neglect smoke

DeSepiero:
The idea of God has really been bastardized.
A being so powerful that it created the universe needs food too?
A being so powerful that it created everything else that exists cannot sin (behave in a way that some of it's creatures feel is bad) so that it won't piss off who exactly?

And on the seventh day He rested. From your argument, why will God rest? Read the Bible to understand your God fully

The Purge begins...
No be only emir of Iwo...soon we will have the Caliph of Oduduwa...and Sultan of Yorubaland. Afonja is a peculiar blood group.

Sir, respectfully, your conclusion is not the position of the law. Looking at the Companies and Allied Matters Act, it is a trite principle of law that the court cannot force an unwilling employer on a willing employee. Where the employee has been dismissed by his employer before the determination of the lis pending, whatever is the outcome of the court's pronouncement will not affect the employer's demand especially for a private firm. At best, damages would be awarded in favour of the employee.

OP what do you mean by illegitimate semi igbo speakers of the south south? I refuse to believe your destiny has been used to wipe a herdsman's butt...be guided.

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This woman is not shaking a tree. She is the tree. If you know, you know

I agree...this impunity is as a result of the nonchalant attitude of Christians towards islamic insolence!

End time people

If the Ijaw boys carry weapons now they would say Niger Delta Militants are at it again.

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After all the looting, lying, conniving, plotting, screwing people, etc this is it? Humans! We never learn.

God please comfort the grieving families in Jesus' name.

tabithababy:
Nice. Praying for my marriage as well

No need to pray again. Upload filter-free, makeover-free photos and answer emails(PMs) and no (too) old pass me

And divorced ending of March

Is it with Miss Kekedike? If no
What will happen to her?
Sha Chidinma