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Samguine: *wakes up* *rubs eyes*
Abeg wetin happen for here? What is happening to me? Did I just call Heemah my girlfriend? Did I just say she owed me a kiss? Chei..I have been jazzed. Heemah your juju strong o. You don give me love potion.
AdaEkube abeg, i didnt know what I was doing or saying. I must have been under the influence of some spiritual higi haga.
*cocks gun.* Abeg who sabi Heemah house? Shey she wan spoil my e-family abi?
*sharpens cutlass* Today na today

Traecey warned me enough...Samguine, u ehn? me i no b Buckish oo..na by force u date me ni ekse Adaekube must hear this.infact, dialin ha no alrdy...There r few conditns attached to our rltnship sef. am free to date wu so eva i lyk i.e i cn multiple date buh U? u dare not..infct durin d course of our rltnship, u musnt mention Ada's name not to talk of date her..whereever u r goin, na me n u (true luv)..Housemates pls, i nid sm1 to help me fix trackin devices on him. Gud morning housemates and Eid mubaraq to Muslim nairalanders

Ojestas: Tell her, please

ojestas...ur motive go soon clear now

traecey: no o...adaekube remains samguine's e-wife...ul si d way hel deny u wen she comes...ask my dear frend buksich....am jst wearn shoe to cme nd enjoy free drink ni

*pick race*delete Samguine's contact on ma fone*infact, relocatin*

Samguine: Good night Heemah. I need to go get some sleep now. Dream of me, cos I would dream of you.

Aii Honeypie..Na nyt

traecey: *puts on koi-koi shoe*

.Fnks..U myt b d Chief bridesmaid sef wen d tym kums...

Valentinooo: Ok no wahala. And mind you i no wan come there come dey see samguine too o coz i no fit quarrel

Y wnt he b dia? wen he z now ma BOIFRIEND!

Samguine: Lols..finish the fast first. Then we gonna celebrate everything at once. Remember, you still owe me a kiss

kiss?? *scratches head* when?

moshmod101: There is fasting 2mao definately which makes monday Eid el fitri..howz prep tinz?hope u re not too lean as mii oo Lol

Jazakallahu khairan for dz gud news *dancing skelewu*

Valentinooo: Ok then. Be expecting me o. Shebi na agbole Adabata? #Don't bother to ask how i know the address o

currently Adewole..

moshmod101: Hajia Heema...good evening to u!! Happy Eid el fitri in advance

has d moon been sighted? i wish.d celebratn z monday..*bet wv 4pple today n its 5k each*

Valentinooo: Samguine n Heemah running tinz since ....

@Fluffy22, wetin your eyes find go there self, don't tell me you're jealous o

dnt b jealous sis as u d soon.b ma sis in law..Snce he is Sharon's uncle

Samguine: Nope. You officially are my girlfriend

Wow! Dancing gaskichum!! dz calls for celebration..Ojestas, Traecey, Fluffy22, u r all invited..Boifwend, wea d party at?

Samguine: Common...I just care about my adopted neice. I am officially an adopted e-uncle

just lyk am ur adopted cousin.

Ojestas: when I tel you something, just gba bee!

yeah evn doe u v hidden motives

Valentinooo: It's still ok but team sunday can complete theirs after the celebration. Which team are you

lolz..Im team Saturday

Samguine: I am doing very well too. How is the countdown going? Monday right?

Yeap dear..I ll send ur goodies God's willing.

Samguine: My preggy sweetheart. How is Sharon doing? (that is my name for the baby ). Hope she has kicked again?

Ojestas was right bou u...Most caring! Ladies man! BLO! dtz U.

Valentinooo: I'm suspecting the moon will be cited today

jonzin scale..it cnt b sighted today..moreso,i fnk it sud b monday so dt Teamsaturday n Teamsunday can brk d same day..wah du u fink??

Samguine: Heemah..the lady with a beautiful name, Raheema. How are you today?

Ma handsome cousin,am gud..U?

Valentinooo: @heemah, salam aleikun. Where is the celebration going to hold n hope i'm invited?

The celebration will hold on Monday in ma house...U r most highly welcome dear

Valentinooo: Just my provisions to go. But this one wey pple say dem dey reject can beverages now i no know o coz that's what i have in mind to buy

U cn buy it..Ma sister told me they dont reject it....

Jimwalex: chaiii... chaiii...u knw wat,honestly i used think dat fyn and sophisticated gals lyk u,cleoqueen,heemah,traecey,tiffanyj,God's favourite,cutiepie01,enimoney,debbygirly et al no dey excrete or flatulate(a.k.a toot,poot,pass gas,bombshell lolz) oh...bt on a serious note,DO THEY? just curious ni jare..

in ma hostel, na shotput sure pass..we go dey gist ontop am sef..

ifedayomide85: Nice to be with you guys too. Am also a batch b prospective corper finished from kwara state university

welkum fellow kwasuite..Wc department??

Ojestas: lolz, u suppose know where m going!

now i undstnd beta...

Ojestas: he go just turn you to mistress. He already did e-wedding with Ada. Run ooo

..*sobs* Btw, Ojestas, luks lyk u dnt want us to date sef..Y r u tellin me all dz??#hrtbrkn#

Samguine: Haba!!!!
*drags her closer*
Heemah why na? Just because I didn't buy you that Prada earrings, you now want to spoil my reputation abi? I thought we wanted this e-relationship kept secret? Oya take this cheque.. *writes her a cheque of #40, 000, 000 * Buy whatever you need. I don't want the two amebos Traecey and Ojesta to tell Ada.

na so u wan turn me to side-chick.....no bribe me..i will surely tell them..*dialling Adaekube no*

Ojestas: bring your ear, let me tell you something, see, he is dating 7 girls on here. Don't say I told u anything o.

thanks dear buh he alrdy assured me that he luv me d most