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RomanceRe: When the roles are reversed by Heineken(m): 8:41am On Oct 27, 2013
homesteady: HA HA HA HA #wicked laugh
Me fall in love! Not in this world grin
seriously I don't fall or believe in love. I just do gurls. Even wen I like u and u formin 4 me,I 4gt u sharply.
RomanceLet's Praise Our Mother Here... by Heineken(op): 3:54pm On Oct 23, 2013
Let's praise our mother here. They are very special 2 us. May God bless and keep my mum so that she will enjoy the fruit of her labour.
PhonesRe: The List Of Tecno Phones That Would Have BBM by Heineken(m): 10:53pm On Oct 21, 2013
[Who ask u of note 2 nd odas?
moshoodn: What's special in BBM....

This crazy hype is enough!!

Can't remember the last time I pinged on my berry even though I got subscription...

No need to download BBM on my note 2 and Tecno D5.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria’s 5 Most Humble Celebrities by Heineken(m): 7:27am On Oct 16, 2013
Genevieve dat said she wud slap skales for naming her in his song? Tarrrr! Genevieve no worth am. Tonto dike is even beta
RomanceRe: Please Friends Advice Me by Heineken(m): 7:46pm On Sep 30, 2013
4gt her and move on jor. God 10k u 4 creating me dis way...even if I lov u and u're formin juliet ehn,sharply I don 4gt. Boss bone lyk bone thug
RomanceRe: Are There Still Faithful Gurls? by Heineken(op): 7:41pm On Sep 30, 2013
lynpetra: There are still faithful girls.Pray to meet them.
Lynpatra I'm sure u're one. I mean faithful
RomanceRe: I think my wife is cheating on me. by Heineken(m): 7:20pm On Sep 30, 2013
Seriously OP. Dis is sumao disgustin...I can't take it 4rm any lady at all. Even my gf can't try sh.its wit me not 2 talk of my wife. I'm not sayin u shud beat her o. Bt seriously my pple talk say wetin person no fit take when hyn don rich,na when hyn poor hyn dey go against 'em. Nooooooooooooo. Its sumao.
RomanceAre There Still Faithful Gurls? by Heineken(op): 7:18pm On Sep 30, 2013
Frankly speaking gurls of nowadays are very bad and I atyms gv a second thought weda 2 marry or not. Even when you marry 'em,with all dis following sugar daddies about 4 money,they'll still cheat. Even when u're good and providing all d necessary things,90percent of gurls now,won't still change. Our mothers rily try.
RomanceRe: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Heineken(m): 6:18pm On Sep 25, 2013
Mikocake boss wassup? I've modified it..
RomanceRe: Please What Should I Do by Heineken(m): 5:52pm On Sep 25, 2013
Bros pls leave that gurl alone. I'm dat kinda guy dat knws wassup quikly. I don't allow gurls 2 freak or do me anyao cops its obvious dis gal is doin u anyao. She no lyk u not 2 talk of love. Leave her and don't disgrace men o
RomanceRe: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by Heineken(m):
Mine wasn't funny at all. Last year November was when I eventually met dis gurl I've bin chattin wit for over 2 yrs. When I saw her,I was like God,what hev I done 2 myself. Dis gurl worst die. She's an ibo gurl...before her coming 2 my place we always chat about how we gonna bleep when we see. I saw dis gurl and I was like damn it. U nid 2 see her lipgloss and dat small chinox white skirt she wore. When we entered my room I bought her coca-cola. Me wey knw myself. Normally I suppose buy her hollandia youghurt. Even she know say I no like her.....my pple sumtin happened dat day......before dat day I saw dis gurl I bin dey tink say ibo gurls dey fine o. She drank d coca-cola as if her living depended on it and I was like na coke dis gurl drink like dis? Wat if I come buy her hollandia youghurt. She finishd it sharply and immediately removed dat her not too white well ironed chinox skirt and also removed her evrytin. God,dis gurl startd kissin me and me dey fear like new born pikin cos dis gurl no try. Let's cut it short....we bleeped dat same day and the condom broke. I jt tell ha make she sharply come dey go cos I dey go for trainin. It wasn't easy...
RomanceRe: Asking A Girl For Her Number In A Public Bus. Is It Right Or Wrong? by Heineken(m): 3:40pm On Sep 25, 2013
Boys and numbers ehn. Can't the guy just show the love by kissing the gurl?
RomanceRe: Does Love Cost A Thing Or More Than A Thing? by Heineken(m): 3:28pm On Sep 25, 2013
Lemmi no lie 2 u...love do cost plenty things.
RomanceRe: . by Heineken(m): 11:30am On Sep 21, 2013
Gals don't give themselves good advice. Dats why I like guys. No tym...even ur guy fit help u scope d gurl sef. Hyn go tell d gal say u want my friend 2 commit suicide?
RomanceRe: I'm 23, Neva Dated, Kissed: by Heineken(m): 5:16pm On Sep 17, 2013
Nosa u get mouth.
nosa101: are you that ugly?
SportsRe: Ozil Praying On The Field. by Heineken(op): 4:24pm On Sep 16, 2013
Abbey. 10ks
RomanceRe: Kiss On The First Date: OK Or Not? by Heineken(m): 11:36am On Sep 16, 2013
Dats if there is likeness.
RomanceKiss And Tell. by Heineken(op): 11:25am On Sep 16, 2013
Most guys open their mouth 2 tell friends all what they did with their gurlfrnds. Its bad...let's stop this. U hardly see gurls do this. I used 2 do this but realised its sumao sill.y.
SportsOzil Praying On The Field. by Heineken(op): 10:27am On Sep 16, 2013
Ozil baba

RomanceRe: Tell Us That Special Person U're Missing Here.in Romance Section. by Heineken(op): 6:16am On Sep 16, 2013
I miss the nice pple here that gives correct answers to problems
RomanceRe: Tell Us That Special Person U're Missing Here.in Romance Section. by Heineken(op): 11:21am On Sep 15, 2013
Where is Inkerd? I'm missin dis gurl.
RomanceRe: She Was Like,i'm The Best Kisser In The World. by Heineken(op): 12:03pm On Sep 12, 2013
Olodo? How na?
Richfella: You're too much. Olodo tongue.
RomanceRe: She Was Like,i'm The Best Kisser In The World. by Heineken(op): 11:36am On Sep 12, 2013
Thanks...I was expectin that.
RomanceRe: A Girl I Was Toasting Slapped Me Hard by Heineken(m): 11:19am On Sep 12, 2013
If any gurl try am 2 slap me ehn,I swear 2 God the gurl go fit die. Imagine...is it not a NO or YES something? Guy u be mum.u sef. U know tell us wetin u do d gurl as she slap u o
RomanceShe Was Like,i'm The Best Kisser In The World. by Heineken(op): 11:14am On Sep 12, 2013
We kissed,kissed and kissed so tey she high come hold my Joystick and I cleared her doubt wella as she aaaaaaah wen I entered her. She tell me say I be d best.
RomanceRe: Why Didn't I Forgive Him ? by Heineken(m): 5:00pm On Sep 10, 2013
Let's learn 2 4give. Its very important.
RomanceRe: She Suddenly Hates Me ??? by Heineken(m): 11:55am On Sep 10, 2013
That's gurls 4 u bro. Always expect the unexpected...
RomanceRe: Tell Us That Special Person U're Missing Here.in Romance Section. by Heineken(op): 6:11am On Sep 10, 2013
Dyt: Scratches face
always watching

Inked nerd
Hmmmmmm
Dyt wassup? U travel ne?
RomanceRe: Tell Us That Special Person U're Missing Here.in Romance Section. by Heineken(op): 11:02pm On Sep 09, 2013
I miss Dyt also
RomanceRe: Lets Give Just 3 Reasons Why We Must Respect Our MOTHER. by Heineken(op): 10:52pm On Sep 09, 2013
Mothers love no be here. Atyms I dey shake my head when my mum dey do sumtins just 2 please us. I dey shake my head 2 tell God say if I no make am na sin. Cos my mum na my life. Imagine sum pple dey allow dia mum dey cry. God pls I don't want dat o

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