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Nairaland GeneralI Love NL Seriously...tell Us Why You Love NL! by Heineken(op): 5:23pm On Nov 15, 2013
I love NL in the sense that we are ONE BIG FAMILY here and we make things work well for one another. God bless us all. Let's hear ur view.
RomanceRe: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Heineken(m): 5:00pm On Nov 15, 2013
Vivly: Lmao @ comments.
You could glue your eyelids to your eyebrows with cellotape. That way, even while you are asleep, your eyes would be wide open
. Some gals bad o. See comment na
PoliticsRe: Thisday Bomber Jailed For Life. by Heineken(m): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2013
God! Why not just kill this man once na? What if he's subjected to parole? 9ja! What a country...person wey dem suppose kill come kill again.
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 6:06am On Nov 14, 2013
obyrich: Centre of gravity
badoooo
RomanceRe: Are There Still Faithful Gurls? by Heineken(op): 6:05am On Nov 14, 2013
f rain c: @OP,
please what is the meaning of this words in your post 'gurls, weda and atyms'?

is this the way you will teach the younger once when the need arise for you to correct them?

i think its right time we start posting like mature people (if we think we are)
I'm sorry boss. Noted
RomanceRe: Are There Still Faithful Gurls? by Heineken(op): 6:21pm On Nov 13, 2013
Seriously I don't think so...gurls of nowadays are damn bad.
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 6:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
seangy4konji: Hairy...extremely hairy Pussay
. Like seriously?
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me Analyse This Relationship, What Do I Do? by Heineken(m): 6:28am On Nov 12, 2013
Seriously bro...u nid 2 4gt her and move on asap. I don't knw why,4 me, I hardly fall in love 100percent so it won't make me sick anytym d gurl is misbehaving cos gals are scallywags. Love gals but always expect the unexpected so when they start misbehaving,u don't even do as if anything happened.
NYSCRe: Batch C Corpers Posted To PLATEAU State Let's Meet Here :D by Heineken(m): 10:28pm On Nov 04, 2013
Na wa o. Jos is not bad at all. Or boss u don't want pple 2 come and enjoy dia? Actually I'm supposed 2 be serving wit u pple bt ASUU dulled coupled wit den jos crisis. Bt I'm in my final year last semesta now. Jos is very good and if eva in ur lifetym u didn't go 2 jos,u dull mehn. Tins are cheap,accommodatn,gals dat love boys and vice versa, evrytin. Jos is good o n worth visitin. Even we wey dey final year ehn,as if make we wrk servc go dia back.
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 8:51pm On Nov 04, 2013
Boss u bad o...u be badooooo.
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 2:53pm On Nov 04, 2013
If she's sexy? Wat if she no gt 2 tins na boss?
RomanceRe: Pals What Will U Advice Me To Do by Heineken(m): 2:47pm On Nov 04, 2013
Seriously boss don't even try 2 love her again. Dis kind of iss is currently happnin 2 me now. Dis gurl wil tel me see yemi I love u I love u...latr yemi I don't love u cos u're a player. Just last week again yemi I love u. Me told her stra8 dat I don't love her again n dat I've gottn ove her wch is true. D best tin 4 guys 2 do is 2 not gv a sh*t abt gals much so as not 2 be a maga or mugu. Me sabi do gals sef ehn....
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 11:22pm On Nov 02, 2013
rodriogo: *in yuezudo's voice* her upu stair nd down stare.
. Badtman tins
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 12:47pm On Nov 02, 2013
Gals tins...
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by Heineken(m): 10:05pm On Nov 01, 2013
Watsup guy? Y beggin on her behalf na? Bros pls don't fall a victim again. Be sharp! Imagine u giving a gal 5' every month. I dey mad? Don't u hev sista or bro? Can't u increase ur mum's money with that 5K? I can't allow one gurl 2 do me anyao at all. If gal call me 2 send airtym sef,d tin dey affect me die not 2 talk of 30,000. Bros pls be wise and don't do that again.
wasak: if she stood by u when u had no job... then something is wrong... that her aunt might have given her a Bad advice and u know atimes women make decisions without serious thought.
I know u Lov her Please there is chance for reconciliation.. don't just write her off Please brother
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me..how Do I Show Dat I Love. by Heineken(m): 9:53pm On Nov 01, 2013
Actually gurls dey eff up dis days. U love sumone and u formin hard 2 get? Dats one iss wit most of dis gurls out there o. Me don't even try more than once cos I beliv there enuf fishes in the river. Gurls u pple shud wake up.
RomanceRe: Share Your Wooing Encounter by Heineken(m): 3:57pm On Nov 01, 2013
Seriously I don't tink I've eva chyk a gurl b4. They just come. And 4 d kissin part when I'm with a gurl,I do it 1st cos I believe gurls don't want dull guys. If u don't stat it,most of 'em won't and in d end its gonna be as if u aint sharp.
RomanceRe: Serious Issue by Heineken(m): 2:54pm On Nov 01, 2013
Are u sure u aint d one?
Godmother: My girlfriend is confused. Her relationship of six months just crashed and she needs advice. The guy refused to tell her the reason, just lost interest. She is suspecting their sex life is the reason. She says she's not too good. She lost her virginity last year and is new to sex. I actually advised her against it, telling her that if she kept herself till her late 20s why loose it now? She refused and still went ahead to sleep with the guy, only for the guy to treat her like crap afterwards.

Fastfoward to the second guy. He just broke up with her after sleeping with her a few times. She's devasted, doesn't know what to do. She wants to know what to do to be very good sexually. me I told her to just let things be and that when she meets the right guy they will communicate what they both want and things will flow better. Is there somethings else I should have told her. Need suggestions pls
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 10:57am On Oct 31, 2013
We all love love boob.s..
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 6:40am On Oct 30, 2013
Actually I love b.oo.bs pass anytin. I dey love 2 dey handle am lyk felele ball
RomanceRe: RE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 9:38pm On Oct 28, 2013
[quote author=Wiz_khalifa]1. smartness
2. sense of humour
3. pretty face[/quote]guy u sure? Actually sharpness make sense.
RomanceRE: For The GUYS: What Sexy FEMALE Body Parts Attracts You Most??? by Heineken(op): 9:43am On Oct 27, 2013
For me....
1)B.o.o.b.s.
2)Lips
3)Smile
4)Y.an.sh
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Not Bad, Its The Guys Who Are Foolish. by Heineken(m): 8:54am On Oct 27, 2013
[quote author=Muller_7]nonsense![/quote]this aint nonsense guy. He's very right. Boys dey eff up seriously. Imagine a gurl asking u for airtym and money when u knw she doesn't even like u. Let's be sharp. I don't even allow or like gurls dat demand. Wen a gurl doesn't ask for anytin,she deserves evrytin. Let's be sharp

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