₦airaland Forum

Let's start...
1. She gave birth 2 me.
2.She gave me shelter.
3.She's always there anytime 4 me

I pity u. Don't nack anytin u see.

Actually dats wat I hate abt dis nairaland. Pple just insult anyao withut givin answers 2 questns. Its sumao. Let's improve plsssss.even if u can't,answer it in a polite way

buchito1: Lmaoooooo!!! Must everybody always diss i mean d guy jst asked a question.... If u cant reply jst shut d Bleep up! Instead of comenting crap!!!!

2 even marry dey fear me. Imagine "I haven't cheated on him dis year". Our mothers good o. Na worst gurls dey out nw

I pity you

I miss inkerd. If u all can rememba her...she was the one that wrote one post one tym like dat"our long lost love..the one that got away. I miss d gurl.

I no understand o. Maybe dem don drink heineken b4 dem com here
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Una dey understand English so[/quote]

Cultivation theory tins.

caramelll: Dangers of Tv violence(project topic)

I swear 2 God u be sharp boy. The questn is very straight. If gal tell me dis kind tin,she mean am. No mind wetin dat gurl tell u o. Na my own part b dis.

passionate88: Yes o, she mean am die!. Girls sabi lie bt when dm say "I no love u again", my brother man chiboy1928, beta find ur way b4 she go break d remainin heart wey u get. Make hay while d sun shine, a word is enof for d wise

Actually I love FWB tins

Lordave: you are on point. I swear I dey feel like crying when I see a guy walk up to a girl for the very first time and start toasting.



Me get red lips too, sexy one

me sef get red lips. And e make sense pass una own! Jt kiddin but I gt sha. I love dis post. Nice one!

Truly nowadays gurls are sumtin else. I dey even fear 2 marry....gurls do tins anyao nw. Nak steady n do anytin anyao. OP u na ashewo ne?

As for me,I'm badly missing INKERD and BLUE EYES. they are special here and most of us know them.

Na wa o! Gone are doz days wen u see good gurls lyk our mothers. Up till now,I'm very sure dat nowadays gurls can't be faithful n loving lyk our mothers. Imagine a married wife having an affair outside? But life is wicked o...wait o,can I rily take dis? Noooooooo I can't. If dis kind of bullsh.t happn 2 me ehn,although God forbid o,I won't even tell d wife b4 she go pack her tins cos d love won't be dia again. Its not possible. E go bad so tey,u go dey vex wit ur children and neighbours go tink say u don dey madt.

[quote author=Il Duce!]Mine was rather harsh but it taught me a valuable lesson: to always be prepared.
In SS2, There was this chic in my class, and this chic was B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L! My goodness!
To add to that she was very reserved and i like them like that. I was plotting to woo this girl, but man pickin no get liver. We crossed path on a number of occasions and each time i developed fever.
Then one day - a black day in my life's history - It was a free period and the class was rowdy. i was sitting at my desk when this chic came and sat by my side. I didnt know and i didnt hear her. Then she tapped me on the shoulder. When i turned and saw her i nearly fainted! Me and this chic have NEVER been this close not to talk of physical contact.
Then she asked me the weirdest, deadliest and unexpected question.
She asked me: "Do you like me?"
Just imagine that type of question. No fear, nothing.
The only thing that came out of mouth was: No. . .For what? And i answered it almost immediately.
She just looked at me for some seconds and then walked away.
I hated myself. I went home immediately, with 3 periods still left. I hated my whole household throughout that weekend like say na them cause am.
She is married now sha with one kid. Lucky husband, fuccked up me [/quote]. God! See opportunity.

But pple funny o. U wan nack person wey wan marry and u knw? Life is wicked....aye ma ni ka o

Reactions pls. Pls if u know u can't comment,pls don't. I don't want offensive words on my thread.

Andyblaze: Na laugh hol' me here

na laugh hold u? U're very stupid 4 dat. Y can't we be srious here 4 once. Sumone nids ur help and u're sayin rubbish. Foooool

Massari's Real love. Dat song is always killin me.

I love it 2 cos it makes me happy

atlwireles: There is no moral ground in Nigerian politics, it took Jonah and PDP almost 2yrs to find this fact out. A Nigerian politican insults you, insult their parents. If he slaps you, you cut off his hands. That is the only thing Nigerians understand. So Abati MUST strip the old man Akande naked in public the next time, his tongue refuse to count his teeth..

but truly,wat is dis GEJ doing? He is a very dull president. Take ASUU for instance

pendusky: some times i think i guess i wish RRIP Cld means return if possible

damn it! Death is wicked. It took my bro in 1997 and I was like God why Rip evans

slimyem: This girl is pweettty!

this gurl is beautiful. Omg! Can't stop reviewing her. See lips na. No make up sef and she fine. She don win.

Virgin no dey make sense. Even me can't marry a virgin gurl. At least make she don fu..ck small na.

The 1st day she came,we didn't se.x cos she told me she ws in her periods bt we romanced well n well. Lyk 3day afta,her period was supposed 2 hev ended bt she said she saw little blood dat mornin bt she allowd me 2 penetrate bt I couldn't rily do it well cos I saw blood. Actually,I did d round one well and little round 2. D 3rd comin I was kinda tired and was only able 2 go once. Since den she said I'm rude and gt pride and we aint seeing again. I'm confused..she added me afta I removd her on facebook bt I declined and also added my frnd bt declined also. We den talkd on 2go and she promised 2 come bt she didn't of wch I knw sumtin happnd bt I got angry n deleted ha. Wat shud I do? And y did she said I was rude afta we alredy fuc.k.e.d

But gals wicked o.