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That's what you get for patronising non-major brands.

A standard brand would have damaged your battery or charger and at the very worst damage the charging circuit of your phone , but never to render it irreparable.

kimbra:
Your reprisal attack is always weak. As weak as your balls. Now, fùck off.

Ogidi!

AHCB:
Lucidly put.

lucid for us in the know, but obscure to onlookers.

It shall be clearer to all as time may appoint.

smellingmenses:
Cc bumbae1
Reasons..... No panties on at all times.....
Sex insatiable....
intimacy gadgets always with her even in church!
Suspects she's​ humping her brother.... caught his hand in her breasts...
And. She talks too much..... lies too much..... has little to no female friends
Help me decipher this babe..... she even insists I suck her tits in the middle of a dance floor.
What other signs do I need to watch out for?

You're the plumber's bellhop on Judas's quest
You sought her blood for speaking the truth?
Indicting your"Brother"who is a snitch addict

She may have dropped her panties
Where you dropped your soul
While she may pick it up for a clean start
Your soul is lost for eternity floating in damnation's realm

Fly away for you're lost to shame
You are plurimi plumber

Smellymenses

dominique:
Anything could have happened within the five days that he used that the phone dealer May not be liable for. What if it dropped inside water or he mistakenly installed a dangerous malware, why should the dealer bear the costs? Assuming he tried it on and it developed fault that very day or even the next day, then maybe he has a case. But five days? He should take it to any of the authorized calcare outlets for repairs.

So na you dey push all those Tecno phone go front page? The OP said finished installing some games and banking softwares finish! He didn't mention putting it in water.

And what kind of a bloody malware will make a phone screen go blank?

He should get a new phone as long as he didn't knock the phone and no nuts have been opened.

Tecno crap

sarrki:
I have an advice for you

Go to a solitary place and asked yourself where you have gotten it wrong

Then come back and share with us

always using subterfuges to hide your limited knowledge and embarrassing show of shame.

Lord help you.

lonelydora:
After reading this:

https://www.nairaland.com/3795676/kwara-state-university-student-beaten#56468444.

I remembered to share this story to our dear ladies.


This is a real story I witnessed somewhere in Port Harcourt.

WOMEN HOLD YOUR TEMPER NO MATTER WHAT!!! A SCENE I WITNESSED FEW DAYS AGO.

A little holdup at the next junction somewhere in PH. We all came down to see what the problem was. Man in a Toyota corolla and a Woman in Lexus RX 330 SUV. Shouts of "Do you know who I am?" rented the air from the woman. Man was very calm and was saying "please, please, just move back a little let me pass".

'Tawaii...tawaii' was all we heard on the man's cheek. Man walked to his car, brought out his phone and dialed some numbers. Came back and told the woman "i won't touch you because you are a woman but I will teach you a lesson you will never forget".

Minutes later, a pickup with inscription "Dragon" loaded with soldiers arrived. Lo and behold, Man is a Lieutenant Colonel on mufti.

Come and see how "do you know who I am" changed to "Please, Please ,I'm sorry Sir, it's the devil's handwork" with the woman kneeling.

Man said "remember I told you I won't touch you". Now call your husband. Woman dialed her phone with teary eyes. Minutes later, husband on a sleek suit, whom I suppose is a banker, came in the company of his 3 colleagues, trying to figure out what was going on seeing soldiers everywhere. (Omo, at this time I have carried my fear fear self enter one shop and was watching from a distance).

Man asked "are you her husband?" He answered Yes. Man said to the woman, Oya start slapping him until I say stop. Hahahaha, come and see how sweat full the husband's body, as they continued begging. Man gave another option for the woman to follow them them to Bori camp.

The funny part was the woman was pleading with the husband to allow her slap him instead of following them to Bori camp. I left the scene at this time. I later came back and asked a friend who sells there what happened. He said they all drove out after sometime including the husband and his colleagues.

Throughout that day I searched the whole Internet to see if I can get any Direct Short Service form to apply. I swear, to join Army hungry me that day (because I remembered I have some people to teach such lessons...don't mind me ooo)

Now, if you were the woman's husband, will you allow her to slap you in public? Or allow her to follow them to Bori camp? Honest answers please.

OAM4J,

A made-up story, albeit an ignorant one.

OP, your story carries more societal ills than a woman slapping a man.

You're exalting soldiers usurping police authority by attempted kidnap and brutalisation of citizens just to pass a message why women should not slap men.

Good point.

Uncultured woman.

If the names of the aid can't be mentioned, then this is another propaganda to manipulate Nigerians by the cabal.

AHCB:
Intriguing, I must say.

the fiasco led me to deactivate my account from Nairaland and stayed off Nairaland for nearly 2 years before coming back. I hate betrayals and lies.