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HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 2:17pm On Feb 01, 2024
concho:
You later F*ck that night ?
for sure na, my man downstairs still dey work well but na just sometimes rarely i dey get issues. Made the baby girl cum too 🤌
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 2:10pm On Feb 01, 2024
Oboto700:
iam chronic masturbator.. if I catch ur babe.. she go leave u
continue my bro 👍 that one still dey too i nor mind
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 2:09pm On Feb 01, 2024
Eunoiaa:
I wonder what the bunch of ne'er-do-well feminists are doing about the wanton misuse of power that is so rife in the NPF. undecided


Later they'll be shouting oppression and discrimination. Is this not something they should be fighting for?
Na to dey broke shame men be their problem 😂
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 2:08pm On Feb 01, 2024
free2ryhme:
the wrong sexual choice no tire you but na Nigeria tire you. keep clowning
We all be clown as e be say you chose to act uneducated to nor dey read post to understand exposure to wrong media at a young age let's all wear clown mask 🤡

Like I said.... Fool 👍
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 2:06pm On Feb 01, 2024
Aladdin1:
Who be gay? Na gay wey you do naim make you impotent. wey make you dey carry viagra waka like who dey sell gala. Ogun kill you there. you and your papa na gay. idiot! Man in his 20's wey him penis done die like dead meat..
You write long note dey deny say you nor be gay, if know you're not you really nor need talk these plenty talk but it seems I'm right 👍 but I nor mind Sha like I said everybody gets where dey pain am
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 10:38am On Feb 01, 2024
free2ryhme post=128231930 you are tired of this country but you have erectile dysfunction at your age as porn don scatter your brain.:
As e be say person nor fit make wrong sexual choices for una eye, heavens favourite Nigerians I go like see you for heaven too... Fool
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 10:31am On Feb 01, 2024
Aladdin1:
Thank God say the police dem no uproot ur penis. your village people wan use ashawo and fornication take ruin ur destiny.becos of fornication you done receive beating come lose 20k join am!.u think say na ordinary hand?.
as you be gay so that one still good for you my guy. Everybody gets where dey pain am
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 10:30am On Feb 01, 2024
Oboto700:
you b mumu.. your dick can't stand..porn is not the problem oga.. Na follow come
fool go read about porn induced erectile dysfunction
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 9:56am On Feb 01, 2024
Olawade24:
You must be in your twenties right?
yeah I am
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:47am On Feb 01, 2024
fyzaila:
Nigerian police issues is one of the worst adventures that should happen to any person in Nigeria.

Sorry about that, you ma try and stop fornication, you're dealing with occasional erectile dysfunction, why not abstain and get healed first.
regardless of the condition I have very high libido and high testosterone levels so a week without sex or masturbation then that's all I think about, I been dey dispise myself for it but it just built up guilt, anxiety and self doubt so now I own it with my full chest, I'm stopping porn gradually as I don't watch it everyday and only just by mistakes maybe once in a month or twice then I move forward. Not been easy as I moved from watching hardcore nasty porn to how I am now that sometimes just an erotic comic could finish me off. Very soon I won't be using it as I also have a weekly routine for watermelon and tiger nut but thanks either way
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:43am On Feb 01, 2024
ruggedtimi:
car color matter different from drug matter...i have personally experienced police detained a guy over card of vega. He was acting stubborn/refusing to pay which was the right thing to do. But you need to see how those men rough handled the guy. Omo no enter the wrong police trap all this court grammar go run
I go lie for you? 🥲
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:43am On Feb 01, 2024
madridguy:
So sorry about your experience. Bro, next time don't argue with the police, immediately they said follow us to the station, just obey to avoid any form of rough handling, some of them are thugs so any form of resisting will give them the avenue to do anyhow.

Just try to pick their names or number, immediately you get to the station they will threaten you with everything but be calm, don't rush to offer them any bribe, let them detain you if they want.

Immediately you have your freedom, just log in to your X app and write your experience, tag the state PRO, their headquarter and few human right activists online, believe me you will get everything they stole from you.
I didn't try to pick their names but I've started researching on how to report them and also I contacted their number on Whatsapp too but they are not responding

HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:41am On Feb 01, 2024
Tokskob2008:
98% of the men of Nigerian police force are basically uniform thieves. They will extort you at any giving chance they see.

An encounter with the Nigerian police is way scarier than with any kidnapping gang or even armed robbers..
if you're not smart they'll twist your words that's why I just acted young and dumb and pleaded all through abeg. People dey advise to para but me know say if e reach their turn they'll do same because it's not worth the peril and beating and more over it was night so they could do as they please with me without any eye seeing
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:39am On Feb 01, 2024
Free2Fly:
Why didn't you insist on them taking you to the station??

You cowardly wasted your 20,000 naira

The last time i had issues with the police over by car colour, I insisted on us going to court to decide it, as the police doesn't have the powers to pass judgement and apportion punishment

It's the court's responsibility to conclude that the colour of my car is different from that on the papers, not the police's and i made it clear to them.

You guys should stop being cowards, please.
So then go beat me more abi? the wood they used on me is already enough
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:39am On Feb 01, 2024
ValCon888:
Sorry about that brother. I do feel your pain, but you should understand what the Nigerian police are like. Organized Criminals in uniform.
na the POS woman shock me, in my front she dey tell them say.... "Abeg una dey look for new worker" she still dey laugh Join plus the outrageous charge of 1k on a 20k withdrawal instead of 400
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:37am On Feb 01, 2024
Sapeleboy911:
Never argue or resist an arrest with a police. It will only make things worse for you, because most of them are not well trained, as such they act very unprofessional.

Once they say follow us to the station, calmly follow them, act like a deaf and dumb. They will threaten you, intimidate you, and say everything that will that will make you grow angry, all in an attempt to make you do their bidding. Just keep your calm. The worst that will happen is them delaying your time.
Well I didn't fight Sha because of my first situation I talked about I've already known that the predicament for every citizen to always beg for our lives so I just kept begging like a fool. I'm very sad right now, these kinds of situation go just dey make you feel bad say you dey beg your fellow man for wetin both of you know say nothing dey wrong, just like begging that you are blind when you can perfectly see clearly
HealthRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:35am On Feb 01, 2024
EbenezerTriumph:
e get one babe i met last night, i forgot to carry my vega along, Omo my John Thomas disappointed me big time.
Thunder fire porn
I dey tell you bro, na small small I dey recover. Me when dey watch trans and lesbian to the extent of hardcore... I know as e dey do me but if I explain give person them go think say I dey cap jare
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:33am On Feb 01, 2024
Xwizard:
Take down these pictures, it doesn’t correlated with your situation. You don’t look beaten as well, all I see are fresh laps
as your lap be like that abi?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:32am On Feb 01, 2024
StPete:
Go on twitter and tag the Nigerian police. Show evidence of transactions made, they will follow it up
alright thanks
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 8:32am On Feb 01, 2024
matify83:
The force PRO is waiting to hear from you!
I don't understand pls explain
HealthI Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 3:40am On Feb 01, 2024
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by HelpfulBro(op): 3:33am On Feb 01, 2024
It's very annoying that I got beaten up by police today because of vega 100....

[In the images below my hand now looks like a deformed pig]

I was on my way to a hotel to meet up with my babe but I had to go back to go take my drugs at home and it was late about 10pm so the police stopped me and checked, first they saw a condom and then they saw vega 100

He immediately said I should open my tongue which I did and then he asked to follow him that I'm with hard drugs 🥲 and I was shocked then I asked him to wait that it's not a hard drug and it's just a sexual stimulant which is completely legal

I tried to show him the receipt I bought it off jumia and that it is a legal drug which he kept on doubting that jumia did not sell me this, then they took my phone and before you know it they started pushing me inside the car

Out of shock I started resisting their attempts by asking them to just wait pls and listen so I can show them proofs that I don't even take drugs or smoke. Initial I just carry it because I get erectile dysfunction sometimes which I'm trying to fight after many years of porn use.

They took a stick and started hitting me and slapping me because I was resisting them I entered the car and they said I will bring 100k 🤧

I asked the officer, where I wan get 100k from that it's only 20k I have abeg, they kept driving till station and before you know it they stopped and asked me to withdraw the 20k at the POS close to the station...

The POS woman looked like she was in on it too that she collected 1k for charges and I just shoke my head in sadness that she knew what was going on

This is my second case with police but different scenario and I both I was not given a chance to speak, the first time it was because the police woman 'thought' I was recording while I wasn't and I politely asked for her to open it in front of everyone present to check and she shut me up and now tonight's incident

I really tired of this country and I hope I won't get into any trouble with the police again, I couldn't even speak after as I was just quiet looking at how evil both the police and my fellow citizen (the POS woman) can be and in the end everyone would go to church or mosque during worship days

I spit on Nigeria and I'll do anything to leave as it is 🤦

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Fingered This Girl And It Smelled Like Yansh by HelpfulBro(op): 10:56am On Jan 05, 2024
lazkizz:
[left][/left] grin grin most funny post of 2024
Omoh you won't understand, I dey try understand sex as a whole 😂 but maybe na pheromones dey smell so I don't know
Dating And Meet-up ZoneFingered This Girl And It Smelled Like Yansh by HelpfulBro(op): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2024
Hey guys I'm back again, I'm new to these sex stuff and I'm suffering from PIED because of my many years of porn and masturbation before actual sex so I've been working on abstaining and trying to experience good sex

I've not had good sex since my first sex and my second but last night was okay but I had to finish myself off, my only problem is this girls vaginal smells

She started giving me blowjobs and handjobs and she was so good then I started licking her nipples with my many years of porn experience and before I knew it she was wet asf but when put the tip of my hand on her vagina to touch her fluids and put it in my nose it had a very unusual smell

It smelt like yansh huh and I didn't like it but I'm not even sure how a vagina is supposed to smell, it just smelt like when I put my hand in my yansh to scratch and put on my nose to sniff it... That's how it smelt like yansh

She came once while riding me, I couldn't even do doggy because my rod got flaccid in Doggystyle and it kept slipping out not like I imagined even though I have a 6.1 inches rod and I even took vega because of my erectile dysfunction, the condom burst but she says she doesn't have an infection or anything

My question now is, does vagina have a tangy smell like that of yansh. It didn't smell like fish or dirty just tangy yansh smell as she was very wet and u could even hear the watery walls of her vagina clutch as she was moaning

She later told me "you sabi nack oo and na because you dey hit all the right spot" thats what she said and me I don't even like missionary but I made up my mind that i must cum last night so after hours of nacking i saw she was tired so I pretended to cum and finished my self off in the toilet
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Had Sex With An Olosho And Condom Broke by HelpfulBro(op): 5:47am On Dec 09, 2023
LordBiden:
Chat me up contact on my signature
Already gotten it, I was referred to an NGO
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Had Sex With An Olosho And Condom Broke by HelpfulBro(op): 4:21am On Dec 07, 2023
LordBiden:
You have nothing to worry about,what you need is prep drug,it is a preventive therapy against hiv once you get exposed to someone you don't trust.

Although it is somehow scarce but I can give you details on where and how to get it.
Give me details abeg
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Had Sex With An Olosho And Condom Broke by HelpfulBro(op): 2:23am On Dec 07, 2023
LordBiden:
You have nothing to worry about,what you need is prep drug,it is a preventive therapy against hiv once you get exposed to someone you don't trust.

Although it is somehow scarce but I can give you details on where and how to get it.
Pls do I hear it's 72 hrs, I've elapsed 24 hours already
Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Had Sex With An Olosho And Condom Broke by HelpfulBro(op): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2023
Abeg help, who has had similar experiences?

I had sex with this girl for the joint my guy carried me to and while in the process of doggy the condom burst and she immediately jumped off in like 0.2 secs

Is it possible I've been exposed to any STDs?

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