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tushwitch:
hahahaha!....mba o

You had better free the babe for me.

Ormotosho:
@fembleez,wic type of phone du u use and du u tink a nokia c3 can wok?plus is it a must dat d biometrics must be don latest on 15 dec?

Am not sure the payment can be done via phone..

Fembleez1:
So na me no dey allergic to witches



Thanks bros,u really like me

Whose fault bro? na u wan date witch na, get well soon!!

Fembleez1:
I See ,..........that's why u no know say d babe dey occupied abi

No be witch i dey follow you drag, na her fine sis.. moreso, am allergic to witches

tushwitch:
lol...your babe ke?,abeg o

Don't tell me you are going to marry her?

Fembleez1:
Guy,hope say u no smoke

I don't smoke but i take cigarette.

tushwitch:
lol, oshey boss
she's worried-er than i am o....like she no longer talk from ten to thousands like before

LOLzzz.. tell mum she caused it all, if she she had allowed her to school outside ibadan she "might" be admitted.
Tell mum to free my babe make she choose the uni/poly she desires. Infact give me your house address, i wan tell am myself.

tushwitch:
sigh....guess ya right sha, to some extent + my two elder brothers are polyib products too....guess I'm just pained for my sis

Sorry dearie, sha take thing with ease. am sure ur sis won't be that worried as you seem. There is always a second chance, I'd strongly advice her to register for jamb and try again. Who knows what God have instock for her.

tushwitch:
you and your gf are bloody fooools, fyi(since you're myopic), I'm not the.one seeking admission into the blasted school ya gf got admission into... + i don't remember directing any of my posts to you, i detest being called names and idk you from adam neither do i know the reason why you chose to type loke an idjiit to call me ode.
i still stand on my words, ib fucc.king poly is a biased school!.

Sis, you are so wrong! my elder sis is a product of the school and I just got admitted into the school.. infact i got admitted twice, didnt pay the first acceptance fee due an incomplete o'level result back then and besides that, i have endless list of igbo guys and ladies that i personally know that are also a student of POLY IBADAN. don't get urself all worked up just because of your sis's admission failure.

Last bullet: We no get leg talkless of a long one.

P:S: I DIDNT DO THEIR POST JAMB AND I WAS ADMITTED VIA DPP

tushwitch:
lol, I'd rather not say, there's something predatory about all this ya questions fa

Witchy Witchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are indeed a Full Fledged WITCH!

tushwitch:
lol, you wouldn't understand, see she's the baby of the house and she tends to go wild a times.

Lol, as if I haven't met her type on several occasions, anyways, is she 18+?

Ajani2plus:
Fellow IBpolites, abeg o..sey I fit do my Online payment of acceptance fee here(Ilorin) cause I made the Registration payment by myself. Don't knw if I could or is it a must to be in Ibp for the payment? #oshu mi o




What of the BIometric thing?

Yes bro, you can actually do it in any cafe over there in Ilorin provided that the cafe have thumb printing scanner for Biometric purposes. If not, bros abeg dey run come P.I ASAP

tushwitch:
lol, I wouldn't call it pampering tho

what would you rather call it ma'am?

luckybaddest:
dey never see anything until it's clearance time

No shaking bro, people that got cleared doesn't have two heads. We shall scale through

tushwitch:
lol,I'd tell her.

Pls do before I will come and drag her away from mummy. The over pampering dey excess

luckybaddest:
abi o wetin you want to us to be bragging about when the list as not been released

I wonder o

Easy4reel:
evening everyone........ pls can I use normal waec printout instead of statement of result for clearance?....... pls reply ASAP

cc phantom727 Yoboyfwend Dopeyomi

tushwitch:
like I said, we'd rather she studied WITHIN Ibadan....re read my prev post na

Your mum wants to be monitoring her baby abi? Tell her to free the lady jarey, she can take good care of herself.

Phantom727:
i don't mean it that way you're insinuating. . .dude,its just somehow 'cos, b4 the dpp admission list was released,we almost didn't see/notice any one of 'em. . .

Now that is our time would you mind stepping down for us to enjoying the cool breeze that you guys have been enjoying all this while? Thank you.

Phantom727:
these dpp guyz are just taking over the thread!

bro stop the discrimination, we are both the same. Afterall we are getting the same certificate after two years.

I checked mine as soon as it was dropped on the portal but right now the portal is down and undergoing proper maintenance, (I guess they are still uploading the full list) lets keep our fingers crossed and wait till tomorrow.
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The Polytechnic Ibadan
SCHOOL CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 ACADEMIC
SESSION
1. RESUMPTION DATE FOR FRESH STUDENT -MON 15
DEC. 2014.
2. ORIENTATION FOR FRESH STUDENT – 1 WEEK -MON.
15TH – FRI. 19 DEC. 2014.
3. RESUMPTION FOR STALE STUDENT -MON 22ND DEC.
2014
4. REGISTRATION FOR ALL STUDENTS – 2 WEEKS -MON
22ND DEC. – FRI 2ND JAN. 2015
5 1st SEMESTERS LECTURES – 15 WEEKS - MON 5TH
JAN. – FRI 17TH APRIL 2015.
6. 1ST SEMESTER EXAMINATION – 2 WEEKS -MON 20TH
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7. MARKING AND GRADING OF FIRST SEMESTER
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Team #MASSCOM Main campus #DPP

AJ01:
yes in paris

I thought as much..

So we plenty wey day wait DPP admission list? God will do it

AJ01:
r u not a guy...how comes u gat marid to a man....GAY alert

Do you also schooled in France?

This past weekend, I did something I thought I was never capable of doing. I had sex with another man who wasn't my husband. Yes, you read right. The best part about it is that I feel great *dancing*. I thought I'd hate myself for doing it. But I don't. I thought I'd regret it. But I don't. I thought I'd feel some guilt. But I don't. In fact I can't wait to meet my lover again. Once again - *dancing*.

I love my husband, don't get it twisted. He's the father of my four children. We have been together for 23 years. But you see, he was never a faithful man. Not from the first day. He cheated when we dated. He cheated when we got married. In fact, he has another baby by another woman. A love child he had while we were married. I stayed. I never cheated. He slept with a friend. I stayed, I never cheated. He slept with 6 of his female staff, I stayed I never cheated. He slept with so many random women, I stayed, I never cheated. He even slept with our neighbour, I stayed, I never cheated. Then he said something
You see, I saw a text on his phone which he sent to one of his lovers. The lady had apparently had an abortion for him and she was threatening to contact me to tell me about their affair and guess what my husband told her?
'even if my wife catches me on top of you on our marital bed, she will ask us to continue, go into the kitchen make my dinner and still make love to me that same night on that same bed so please feel free to contact her. She's not going anywhere"

You see, he's wrong! His cheating affects me. For 23 years I have had to endure his constant philandering. My husband is rich so the women are plenty. I have cried, I have pleaded, I have threatened but it never stopped. And he thinks I'm okay with it. He thinks I am not going anywhere. Oh but he's wrong. I am going somewhere alright. To another man's bed.

I'm stuck with this man, 23 years and four children. And I love him with my life. But I'm done being the wife he thinks will catch him on our marital bed and give him a standing ovation. He wants to cheat? Well, two can play that game. After 23 years, I try now? I feel so liberated. I can't wait to meet my lover this weekend again. The last time was amazing. *dancing*
(saw this post online)

What is your opinion about this woman?

A friend says she's not totally wrong and not totally right as well.

Pls i need glo data this night urgently, kindly list down the data available so I can choose.

Any admitted DPP student yet?

So you want me to read all this? If na charm, e no go work

lexluthur007:
see eeh yomi,if u cant help people with jst a simple nd reasonable advice,den u keep quiet abi na by force to comment bah,its getin too much of u on dis forum,u'll jst b insultin people anyhow,nd am xo happy u ar in d main campus,nd i pray u mess up wit peeps da wil teach u a lesson u'll never 4get.#mrknowall#...

don't mind him he lacks courtesy and manner of approach.. I pray he doesn't fvck up in P.I, dem boys take him to the cleaners

Can I use Neco + waec o'level result for admission process?

emekakelvin: Hahahaha,The guy Na Samuel peter oooo.

Why you wicked like this? You sidon Near me you come dey dodge all those bad weapon say you no know say those things go touch me?

Oya take this knock for not protecting me
#Runs away from his arena

Lolzz...funny you