Brownies? Dehydration?
O ga o

Abeg! Who cursed this country?

Gangster1ms:
Meat wey go allow u see the future


That's ghana by the way.. not Nigeria.
I for say.. naija get sense pass this level na

Baba you get sense no be small, the manufacturer's address reads Accra, not Nigerian

Thoniameek:
Since all my stay on Nairaland men have always had one advice or the other for women

From our Vaginas up to our hair extensions, there’s something either Toks2008 or/and Tosyne2much X33LM and Unbunja have to say...

Here I’ve been made to feel I’m worth nothing more than my Vagina and how tight it is...

Here I’ve also been made to understand that a man can blind his eyes to every of my flaws if I was educated and had money...

Here I’ve been made to feel I don’t need too much education - just proper training on how to be a full time housewife (wife material as they like to call it), it’s my only guarantee of having a man want to marry me...

Here on Nairaland I’ve been confused - I joined as a teenager, a critical age. I hated being a woman at some point in my life. Because everyone had something to say about my life and want they wanted except me!

I’ve risen from self pity anyways...

Now, I wonder who Nairaland men celebrate when they celebrate Mother’s Day or international women’s day... News flash, your mothers were once young girls like us and we are our mothers daughters

We should create threads to uplift out women, threads with gentle rebukes done out of love and maybe no feminist would exist again

Just be who you are, don't worry yourself on what people say about you, whatever you are, be a good one.

uuzba:
If he is mad and carrying a pistol, that is dangerous.

If he is OK and carrying a pistol, that is wicked.
But he says he is fakely mad. He is an OK man, but pretending to be mad... Then carrying a pistol. A toy pistol.

But Mad people don't carry pistols. They don't even carry toy pistols.

So this man is just plain stupid.
The title should read: STUPID MAN CAUGHT WITH TOY gun.

You're so funny

Is there Handsome in ladies??[/quote] yes, there is. You can check the dictionary for reference. the

lardeipo:
nítorí kíni

O ya mi lenu o

lardeipo:
nítorí kíni

O ya mi lenu of

I think it is necessary to know about the fee attached to an institution before or during admission process. Below is what it will cost you to be a student of this varsity.

SCHOOL FEE:THE TECHNICAL UNIVERSITY, IBADAN.OYO STATE
FEES STRUCTURE
S/No PAYMENT DESCRIPTION AMOUNT FREQUENCY
Admission-Related Charges
1 Admission Acceptance Fee ₦50,000.00 Once
2 Result Verification ₦10,000.00 Once
*3 Caution Fee ₦25,000.00 Once
*4 Medical Test* ₦15,000.00 Once
5 Student Handbook/Prospectus ₦2,000.00 Once
6 Matriculation Fees/Gown Rent ₦10,000.00 Once
7 School Tie/Scarf ₦5,000.00 Once
8 T-Shirt ₦5,000.00 Once
9 School Pin ₦2,000.00 Once
10 Branded Laboratory Coat Set ₦25,000.00 Once
SUB-TOTAL 1 ₦149,000.00 Once
Curricular and Co-Curricular Charges*
11 Tuition ₦400,000.00 Sessional
12 Development Levy ₦40,000.00 Sessional
13 Medical Health Insurance ₦15,000.00 Sessional
14 Course Registration ₦10,000.00 Sessional
15 Examination Fee ₦20,000.00 Sessional
16 ICT ₦40,000.00 Sessional
17 ID Card ₦2,000.00 Sessional
18 Library's ₦30,000.00 Sessional
19 Laboratory Practical ₦50,000.00 Sessional
20 Workshop/Studio Practice ₦30,000.00 Sessional
21 Excursion/Field Trip ₦10,000.00 Sessional
22 Sports Development Levy
₦20,000.00 Sessional
23 Entrepreneurship & Language Studies* ₦50,000.00 Sessional
SUB-TOTAL 2 ₦717,000.00
Municipal Services Charges
24 Accommodation & Municipal Services
₦100,000.00 Sessional
25 Bus Service ₦10,000.00 Sessional
26 Parent Forum ₦5,000.00 Sessional
27 Association Due ₦2,500.00 Sessional
SUB-TOTAL 3 ₦117,500.00
GRAND TOTAL ₦983,500.00

When did it become a curse for ladies to have house and car before marriage?
If you decide to marry me only because I'm rich, then you're only a baby-making machine and semen discharger.

I just lyk dis guy, chop up 9ice, Alapoplenty

for real?

Christmas rush noni

D youths av been handicapped, poverty has made so many illiterates and semi-illiterate, while others wu strive to b educated remain jobless. Back to d ocean of poverty

Good job, if that's true.....

It's all demonstration of craziness >>>>>>

Decency ? It shud b nothn less dan 250k

All I can see abt dis man is, he always wnt to b heard.

The man is very crazy, the same should be done to him, he's heartless.

I spend at least #1000/day

It's a surprise, the structure is still strong...

Yomieluv:
What about the currency denominations..


Faiba--#5

Shandy-#20

White-#50

Awo-#100

Oloye-#1000.

Figo - #500

daughterofzion ! Com nd see dis, what do u av to say?

EgusiSoup:
Yoruba people and lack of sense.

You're a wasted sp£rm, fool; go to hell...........

I've experienced such before, after I gave her 3 hot slaps, I begged her and questioned her with love, she confessed that her eldest brother taught her how to do that, and by that time the brother in question is in school (boarding). Evils all around, I pitied the girl, 'I don't know it is not good', She cried......

I like your points ............... Thumbs up for ya 'Ademega'.

BH will b history soon, if there's efficient strategic plans, d video shows no boasting words, few militants unlike before. All I know is, it will end quickly if some fools who proclaim to b elders in d north bury their ego, they ar d disease of their wives, children and their land.

Let's be sincere, no right thinking man will see a lady in this and call her responsible, the words, slut, LovePeddler, sex worker, attention seeker, will definitely come to mind.
I do not support rape in anyway, but how will a lady dress this way and walk in a closed or dark area in the sight of guys and not be raped. [Nigbati mo nse okobo, o fe taja ni now]

Let justice exercise her power, can a black man try that in those white countries ? By now, he will have been cursing the day he was born.

briefty:
We ladies are indeed the DEVIL.

Hhmnn? Do u mean it? How? I'm seeing a female confessing this for the first time.

MSItachi:
The baby mama chronicles continues. I wonder how this babies will be 20 years from now. Mothers everywhere no father in sight

I respect ur opinion, my thoughts too.

Dis crazy dude better nt named 'gospel musician', he is jst d one whose generational devils ar only afta him, nd he's unaware. Crazy fool, making good doing scary. Obo [monkey], luk at his mouth.