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Cassandraloius:
This is really crazy, 90% will fail the stupid test.

Is a hard test

immortalcrown:
Good intention, wrong approach.

Expect the man is sick

This is a cultural practice in Namibia.

A bachelor is seduced by the sisters of his intending bride. If he is aroused, the marriage will not go on because they claim he will cheat on his wife.
I don’t think any man will survive this here in my country

https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1

JASONjnr:
I wish I can use any of this methods some guys are using to marry the good girls around.

Imagine having a good cook for a wife.... Na everyday you go deh enjoy good meals and worryless about aged sicknesses!

no be by cooking

Sam42222:
She already knew what she was going there to do girls are not that dump

that kind thing

minasu190:
Irony of life, you come teach person how to cook, them use prick settle you, now you dey complain.

buy one get one free

Amotolongbo:
She was actually invited to come and cook baby

lol that kind cooking

Lady Reveals How She Got Pregnant After Visiting Her Friend Who Begged Her to Teach Him Cooking

A Nigerian lady has sparked humorous responses from internet users by recounting how she became pregnant after visiting a man’s house to teach her how to cook.

The lady, known as @vee_glam_stitches on TikTok, posted a video documenting her pregnancy journey and explained that the father of her child had invited her over to teach him how to cook, which unexpectedly led to her becoming pregnant.

Alongside the video, she shared a collage of photos, including one of her newborn baby.

The caption of the video humorously stated: “POV: ‘He invited me to teach him how to cook.'”

reacting to the post…

CaEbAY noted: “👉 Guys that ask girl to teach them how to cook already know how to Cook”

Caleb Uncovered wrote: “Na person wey don get house Dey do this kind thing”

Chimezie Emmanuel stated: “No be wetin happen. she went there to be his baby mama, not to cook him… wetin she don plan for long, she even tell me say nah her plan be that.”

Rich Chris said: “as chef dammy wen u be now”

Dark Scribblers wrote: “She cooked for him and he cooked him”

Bilal_utd said: “She went to teach him how to cook and after learning the guy decided to use her as practical and cooked her”

Flowz Pam wrote: “The guy ate her food well”

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People whose landlords live in the same house are trying 😓...

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Arsenal midfielder Mohamed Elneny has confirmed that he is leaving the club at the end of the season.
The Egypt international has barely featured for the Gunners during the 2023-24 campaign, making just three Premier League appearances, all from the bench.

The summer of arrival of Declan Rice from West Ham United and his partnership with Martin Odegaard and Thomas Partey has kept Elneny firmly out of the starting XI.

The 31-year-old is currently Arsenal's longest-serving player, having secured a switch from Swiss outfit Basel during the January transfer window of 2016.

Since securing a move to North London from Switzerland over eight years ago, Elneny has made 161 competitive appearances for the Gunners, scoring six goals

Arsenal's Elneny confirms Emirates exit
Posted on Friday, Elneny released a statement on social media confirming that he will be ending his eight-year association with the Premier League title chasers.

"Gooners, I'm here today to send you a message, to say goodbye and thank you for everything you have done for me," said Elneny on a video uploaded to his official X account.
"The love, the support and the kindness. I am really going to miss you so much and you will be in my heart forever.
"I wanted to say how much I love you and how much you mean to me. I will never forget the way you supported me.
"I am going to see you on Sunday at the Emirates to say goodbye face to face, see you then."

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Bukayo Saka has been ranked the most impactful winger across 54 different leagues in world football this season 🌶️

The ranking is calculated by taking into account performances in six different areas: ground defence, finishing, chance creation, take ons, distribution and aerial play.

According to @CIES_Football,

Opta has made Manchester City big favourites to retain the Premier League title, ahead of the final day fixtures on Sunday.

Pep Guardiola’s men are top of the table ahead of their clash against West Ham at the Etihad.

If City beat the Hammers, they will clinch the title for a fourth consecutive season.


Arsenal will host Everton at the Emirates and will be hoping for the champions to drop points, so they can win their first title in 20 years.

Ahead of these matches, Opta’s title predictor now has 84% in favour of City winning the Premier League. Arsenal have a 16% chance of winning it.

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Pregnancy is no doubt one of the toughest stages in the life of most ladies especially when it is the first pregnancy. With this in minds, as a husband you should know that you have a role to play in helping your wife pass through this stage. But the problem is that a lot of men, don't even know what to do at this point in order to help their pregnant wife with her current situation, so I am going to be telling you things all men should do for their wives when she is pregnant.

1. Talk alot with your partner
When your wife is pregnant, it is important that you becomes more close to her in terms of communication. Ask her how she feels from time to time in order to understand what she is feeling at this point in time.
This is to also know when you two will visit the doctor.

2. Always ask her how her visit was with the doctor
This is to know more upgrade about the pregnancy and also how her condition is.

3. Take over the house chores
In Nigeria, it is very common for ladies to be the major strong hold of chores. But during pregnancy you will need to stand up and work for her. Take over the house chores in order to reduce the stress that she is receiving.

4. Take out time to be with her
Make out time from your busy schedule to take her out, buy her stuffs and even engage in exercises, this will help the development of the upcoming baby.

The best  international beauty pageant set to embrace plus size women in Africa (Miss Curvy Africa Reality Tv show 2021)held at Terra kulture Victoria Island Lagos. It was no doubt a pride to Nigeria to be the first country to host  the Tv show and the event was graced with topnotch celebrities in the  entertainment industry and fashion. 
The competition was tough on stage as ladies from different countries battled for the grand prize and she most talented gorgeous lady scaled through and was crowned Miss Curvy Africa Fitness (3rd runner up).
Queen Lilian Nnamani started her journey in the entertainment industry since 2005 as a model, video vixen and was brand ambassador for Airtel, MTN, Etisalat, OLX and Ariel.
She proceeded into Nollywood movies and she has featured in couples of movies like Shanty Town, Blood Sisters and Teenagers Diary. 
Her ambition and optimism led her to standing out among other curvy women on the African continent.

Speaking, the founder, Mr Durowoju Olamide Silver and Co founder, Miss Ibitayo Buhari said a lot about Queen Lilian Nnamani’s seriousness and determination. “She’s super creative and a talent Nollywood wouldn’t want to miss. We are proud of this Queen. We want the world to watch out for the Queen and her pet projects to wow the world.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/lilian-nnamani-emerges-miss-curvy-africa-fitness/

1. The real name isn't Vagina but Vulva.

More than 90 percent of the time, when people make mention of the vagina, they actually mean the vulva. The vagina is actually the part inside the body. It is a muscular canal that connects the uterus to the outside of your body.. What you see outside that touches your underwear is actually the vulva.


2. You don’t pee from your vagina.

This would be a shocking news to most women but it is really true. According to research, while all men pee from their penis, women actually pee from their urethra. The urethra is the first hole in your vulva before your vagina.

3. Vaginas are supposed to have a smell.

Most people think that vaginas are supposed to smell like roses. However, that isn't the truth. The bacterias contained in the vagina of a woman are meant to have a smell like other bacterias. The tanginess that can occasionally be smelt from the vagina is normal so no one should feel bad about it. The smell could be reduced by the use of soaps, perfumes and others.

4. The size of your vagina is not related to your body size or shape.

The length of vaginas varies significantly so a taller woman can have a shorter vagina and vice-versa. Its definitely not about the size, height and shape of a woman.


5. Your vagina changes as you get older.

Just like your other body parts, the vagina of a woman can change as she gets older in life. When old age and menopause kicks in, the vagina cannot be the same.

6. Your vagina will darken during pregnancy and menopause.

Some of these changes include thinning of the vulval skin due to the hormonal changes of menopause, or a darkening of the vulval skin during pregnancy.

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Two months ago, Arsenal were bottom of the Premier League table after suffering a 5-0 loss to Manchester City which was their third consecutive defeat in their first three games of the season. As it stands now, the Gunners are just 3 points away from the top 4 and have a realistic chance of reaching 4th position before the November international break.
The international break comes up after the next two Premier League games. Ordinarily, with Arsenal currently 10th on league table, the chances of all 6 teams between them and the 4th position dropping points while the Gunners win both games should be slim.
Looking at the next two fixtures of the six teams above Arsenal, there is a realistic chance of all six dropping points within the next two games. All Arsenal have to do is win their own fixtures.
Two wins in the next two games will leave Arsenal with 20 points. West Ham, who are the furthest away from the Gunners play Aston Villa and Liverpool. The Hammers are most likely to be defeated by the high flying reds. If they also drop points against Villa, they could vacate their current position by next Sunday.

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