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RomanceRe: Slim Or Fat What’s Your Type ? by henrycloud: 11:22pm On May 02
3, 5, 6 and 7
RomanceRe: See What A Girl Ordered For, Her Toaster & His Friend Force Her To Pay For them by henrycloud: 4:37pm On Apr 27
This is a very dry skit.

If you want it to sound believable, start the recording in the middle of an argument so it appears as if another customer posted it. No be this one wey una dey do mete mete.

I sha watch like 60% anyway, at least Alphabet will pay you for that one.
PoliticsRe: FG Introduces Green Tax On Vehicles From July 1, 2026 by henrycloud: 12:46pm On Apr 26
I knew something was coming.

When I saw the 'good news' about CBN transfer fees yesterday, I suspected they would be launching something bad within the next 60 days. I didn't know the evil was already done.

While many other countries have been doing this to drive people toward electric vehicles and reduce their carbon footprint, this one in Naija is nothing but another way to collect money.

God help us all.
BusinessRe: CBN Scraps Card Maintenance Fees, Waives Charges For Transfers Of N5,000, Below by henrycloud: 1:01pm On Apr 25
something else is coming.

It could be to help with tax filing, which will begin next year.

But if you know this govt, you will know another policy is coming, as this is supposed to be a cushion in some way.
PoliticsRe: Godwin Obaseki Moves To Contest Edo South Senatorial Seat Under ADC by henrycloud: 6:34pm On Apr 22
This news is FAKE.

The colours there are those of PDP.


This is likely when he joined PDP to contest his second tenure.

The picture has been intentionally altered to sell a lie.

True aim is probably to promote IZE IYAMU

Modified: POST IS A LIE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0BqvhEVCHk
PhonesRe: Is This Power Bank Advisable To Buy by henrycloud: 7:32pm On Apr 11
If you can afford it, buy the Itel Power Go.

Its 100,000 Mah, 320W rated. Can power your PC (type C) DC fan, phones, even charge power banks, small TV (20 Inch or less) etc.

Can be charged with 100W solar panel, gen and Nepa.

Alternatively, you can buy the itel PowerPulse Turbo 60

It is 60000 Mah and 65 W rated. This means it can also power your PC, DC fan and phones. It cant be charged with solar sha
HealthRe: Drug Addiction: Youths Hit Hard As 14.3m Nigerians Consumed Illicit Drugs In 1Yr by henrycloud: 2:15pm On Apr 11
TALK TO SOMEONE IF YOU ARE BATTLING WITH ADDICTION.

BETTER YOU ARE SCOLDED THAN BURIED BEFORE YOUR TIME
PoliticsRe: FG To Withdraw Passports From Citizens Who Renounce Status by henrycloud: 2:06pm On Apr 11
they should start that UK lawmaker Kemi Badheadknock
HealthRe: AS + AS Pregnancy What Should He Do? by henrycloud: 12:34pm On Apr 09
From the 10th week, there are medical tests to confirm if the baby is SS or not.

If the child is SS, don't birth it/him/her. I have seen firsthand what sickle cell does to patients. The pain and suffering are too much and expensive that it's not worth it.

Moreover, birthing the child is going to keep that unhealthy union and probably lead to more wahala in the near future.

An abortion will be the best course of action to prevent trouble and end the relationship.
PhonesRe: MTN & Airtel Internet Getting Worse Lately? Anyone Else Experiencing This? by henrycloud: 1:22pm On Apr 07
MTN is still good, but Airtel is strange.

If you have more than one Airtel SIM, try switching them.

I recently discovered that the Airtel internet network is SIM specific. I can't explain it, but one SIM always works while the older one seems to have one issue a day.
PoliticsRe: Genesis Of The ADC Crisis, INEC Onslaught Engineered From The Villa - Abbo by henrycloud: 10:17pm On Apr 04
Whatever the genesis, they should work towards resolution while being mindful of the law.

The judiciary is already heavily compromised. Why help them by disobeying INEC?

Too much is at stake. They should take responsibility, meet, make sacrifices, and end the in-house troubles. If they proceed with the congress, the APC would have scored them 1-0 before the elections.

If the party leaders think people would come out and protest when this disobedience is used against them in the future, they should have a rethink. It will not happen.

Should it start, it will have no effect.
RomanceRe: Beware: Marrying A Woman Of This Age Could Be A Huge Risk by henrycloud: 9:41pm On Apr 04
First things first, contrary to common assumptions, there are many reasons why a woman would be single at 30 , 40, or more. Not wayward living or pride.

That said, it depends on the person. Marriage is always a risk in the areas mentioned. There are always too many possibilities. If you are a frequent user of TikTok, you will see that the younger ones are wayyyyyyy worse and so much more desperate.

As for the financial issues, I once told a female friend, "WHEN IT COMES TO CHOOSING YOUR LIFE PARTNER, YOU ARE PERMITTED TO BE A LITTLE BIT SELFISH, AND GREEDY FOR A BETTER LIFE".

So, age is the most important factor in choosing a life partner. We must always look at the whole picture.
RomanceRe: The Ring Didn’t Kill The Desire, Your Habits Did by henrycloud:
I like this thread.

So I was dating this lady with the intention and plans of getting married, and everything was cool. A few weeks into the relationship, I asked my prophet whether I should marry her, and he strongly advised against it. Citing that she would later be all about money, money, money, and nothing else. I noted his advice and still went on dating. There was no sign of these issues.

This time, everything was perfect, like secondary school, you know, the butterflies, satisfying intimacy, and all. Fast forward to 3 months later, and I began to dread her "good morning" text. Why? Because before she would text 10 replies, a bill would have been posted. So, communication died. From talking up to 10 times daily to talking once or twice weekly with me now full of excuses.

Intimacy was now like a chore. From multiple times a day to once a month, and before long, we had to make the breakup official because we were waiting for the other party to throw the axe. She did want it multiple times weekly, but solely because she wanted to cuuum and sqquirt. Once that satisfaction was gotten, she lost interest completely.

Many things happened that killed intimacy, but the summary is her billing became sooooo excessive, asking in the millions or hundreds of thousands for a person wey still dey find life footiing. (I remembered my prophet had mentioned this). Communication died. As I wasn't giving, she stopped loving,

So if you are facing this in marriage, you MUST TRACE THE ROOT AND BE 100% HONEST WITH YOURSELF, GOOD OR BAD.

Intimacy doest just die. It always happens in a SLOW FADE. There is ALWAYS A CAUSE. If you can find it and address it, things will be better than before, not instantly though, but a process. It's not something fixed with one gesture or one big act.

Yes, another thing I have noticed too is that, if I make her cum and squirt first orally, she'll be satisfied and sometimes sleep off, or glitchy due to increased sensitivity in the clitoris. But when i dont do this first, she'll be game. The point is to observe your process and see the unsaid words.

My 2 cents contribution.
CelebritiesRe: I Didn’t Force You! Blessing CEO Blasts Critics Over ₦13M Breast Cancer Donation by henrycloud: 1:01pm On Apr 04
Pity women at your own risk.

But what she just did is punishable under section 419 of the Criminal Code Act.

This is one of the reasons why rendering financial help to that gender is frowned upon. If you give them out of compassion, they will celebrate their SCAMMING SKILLS. If you give them out of appreciation, they will say na POWER OF A WOMAN. If you give them by sacrificing your own needs, they will say you are MUGU.
PoliticsRe: The Attack At The Gate Of Unijos: What Has Happened To The Men In Nigeria? by henrycloud: 12:37pm On Apr 04
Do you know the meaning of PANIC?

Your legs will fail, and they will wobble as you walk or try to run. Your head will be in many places, thinking a thousand things, while you prioritize surviving.

May God protect us.

But there is strength in numbers. The reasons for dwindling ability to stand up and resist evil are many. Should you stand to risk your life, you may not be supported by anyone. The patriotic spirit has long been dead. Then there is the "conclusive mentality" we generally have as a people.

As of today, more than 60% of the country has moved on from the Jos incident, and by Sunday, only those directly affected and their circle will remember.

So, if some of the dead were defending themselves when they lost their lives, it will be all for nothing coz neither the people they fought for, nor the government will do anything to ensure the perpetrators face justice.

Do you know that if we as a nation could unite, we could remove all bad leaders in a few months through the legal means provided by the Constitution? But it will never happen because of the stomach infrastructure.

Lastly, there is no wisdom in bringing a cutlass to a gun and bomb fight.

So whats the way forward? Pray Nigeria doesn't happen to you. If you can, don't reside in troubled areas. Avoid trouble and stay alert.
RomanceRe: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by henrycloud:
Couldn't finish the story and don't know if it's real, but as someone who made lots of bad decisions while in Uni for my first degree, I can tell you that if you are SIMP, you might not be the only one doing your woman.

A couple of times, I had affairs with people who were dating. (These were people generally perceived as GOOD. The perfect examples of GOOD, CALM, WELL BEHAVED ladies)

Hard truth: Ladies love mystery, fun, stubbornness, badness, with a little slice of wickedness. But while you do all these, you must also know how to charm them and get them to their wildest dreams.

To know what your woman really likes, observe the kind of movies she watches, the characters she likes, the kind of books she reads, the content she engages with the most online, and her browser history.

Funny thing is that I had the most women when the campus knew me as a chronic womanizer. Some now approached me directly without games.

Yet in all these, when it came to the one I really loved, I WAS A 9000% SIMP. Can't explain it. LOL.
Love sha!
RomanceRe: I Don't Have Time, I Am Getting Old, I Need A Man To Marry Me, Single Lady Cries by henrycloud: 10:18am On Mar 30
The most interesting thing about marriage is that there are so many men looking for a woman and so many women looking for a man. Yet, both sides complain of not being able to find a partner, me included.

How does this even make sense?

Anyways, to those of you still in your early 20s, please make the right connections and think twice before you burn bridges.

Meanwhile, as for this ring-light lady, she should look within, because I'm sure there are men who want to date her. Some may be too shy to make a move, sha.
PoliticsRe: Though Challenging, Tinubu’s Reforms Laying Foundation For Progress - Inuwa Yaha by henrycloud: 11:59am On Mar 29
Challenging for whom?

The pain of the 'reforms' is only being felt by the people, you and I.

The president and all around him are not feeling the heat. Perhaps if they were to feel the pains they have inflicted, they would understand better.

In the past couple of weeks, I have spent all I have and earn on petrol to keep customers satisfied, leaving very little. It's like I'm working for petrol.

In a nation where everyone is financially stressed, there is no one to lean on in hard times.

Please bring me your copywriting and digital marketing gigs. My work is impeccable.
CelebritiesRe: I Never Thought I’d Be Single At 37 – Jason Derulo by henrycloud: 6:24pm On Mar 28
Loneliness does hurt sometimes, sha. As women are bad, so are men. As I am, if a wealthy lady links up with me today, do you think I would hesitate to marry her in the next couple of months? I wouldn't care about tribe, religion, age, size, etc. Instead, I'll be committed and devoted to the union.

We all want a good life. He is probably afraid of women who marry with the goal of getting alimony.
PhonesRe: Your 20,000mAh Power Bank Is Not Actually 20,000mAh. by henrycloud: 9:05am On Mar 25
techpsky:
100,000mAh sounds impressive no doubt.

But the real question is: at what voltage is that rating?

Because powering a standing fan overnight with just 10%, that one needs small breakdown o.

I'm not saying it’s not good, but sometimes these numbers doesn't translate directly to real output.
That’s where most people get confused.
Its 320Watts rated and capable of delivering 130W at at time.
PhonesRe: Your 20,000mAh Power Bank Is Not Actually 20,000mAh. by henrycloud: 1:49pm On Mar 23
Cum4me:
can I see the picture of the power bank
Type Itel Powergo in Google and you'll see it.
PhonesRe: Your 20,000mAh Power Bank Is Not Actually 20,000mAh. by henrycloud: 12:00pm On Mar 23
Buy the Itel 100,000 mah power go. It can be charged with a solar panel, uses only 10% to power my standing fan from going to bed to waking up. Powers my laptop too, and it costs a little above 100k.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Youth Entrepreneurship Program by henrycloud: 9:58pm On Mar 21
I just checked again. Its legit.
Music/RadioRe: A Nigerian Composed A Song For Tinubu's Electricity Promise. by henrycloud: 2:31pm On Mar 21
AI music
HealthCommon Medicines And Their Off Label Uses by henrycloud(op):
This is a follow-up of the thread created by DrMB on medicines and their uses.

We often think of medicines as having only one specific usage, like Paracetamol for a headache or Insulin for diabetes. However, the world of medicine is far more versatile than that. Tramadol, for instance, has been found to be effective for delaying ejaculation. Studies are also considering it as an antidepressant.

When a drug is developed, it undergoes rigorous testing to obtain regulatory approval for a specific condition. However, once a drug is on the market, doctors often discover through clinical experience and research that it can effectively treat other conditions too.

Such usage is termed "off-label". It simply means prescribing an approved drug for a different condition than what it was approved for based on successful clinical evidence.

Here are the off-label uses for the medicines listed in the earlier thread:


50 Medicines & Their Common Off-Label Uses


1 Paracetamol for Patent ductus arteriosus (in neonates)
2 Amoxicillin for Lyme disease (early stage), Chlamydia in pregnancy
3 Omeprazole for Prevention of aspiration pneumonia during surgery
4 Loratadine for Chronic idiopathic urticaria (hives)
5 Amlodipine for Raynaud's phenomenon (cold-induced finger numbness)
6 Metformin for Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS), weight loss
7 Diazepam for Muscle spasms, alcohol withdrawal symptoms
8 Atorvastatin for Prevention of stroke in patients with normal cholesterol
9 Ciprofloxacin for Anthrax exposure, certain types of plague
10 Ranitidine for Hives/Urticaria (used alongside antihistamines)
11 Ibuprofen for Cystic Fibrosis (high doses to reduce lung inflammation)
12 Levothyroxine for Depression (as an "add-on" to standard antidepressants)
13 Clopidogrel for Prevention of clots during stent procedures
14 Albuterol for Hyperkalemia (critically high potassium levels)
15 Fluoxetine for Premature ejaculation, Bulimia Nervosa
16 Losartan for Marfan syndrome (to prevent aortic root dilation)
17 Doxycycline for Malaria prophylaxis, Acne Rosacea
18 Insulin for Calcium channel blocker or Beta-blocker overdose
19 Tramadol for Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS), Premature ejaculation
20 Pantoprazole for Prevention of NSAID-induced ulcers
21 Cetirizine for Atopic dermatitis (itching relief)
22 Warfarin for Prevention of recurrent transient ischemic attacks (TIAs)
23 Morphine for Dyspnea (shortness of breath) in palliative care
24 Escitalopram for Hot flashes associated with menopause
25 Furosemide for Hypercalcemia (high calcium levels)
26 Azithromycin for Gastroparesis (stimulates stomach emptying)
27 Prednisolone for Bell’s Palsy (facial paralysis)
28 Gabapentin for Hot flashes, Alcohol cravings, Fibromyalgia
29 Domperidone for Increasing breast milk supply (lactation induction)
30 Bisoprolol for Performance anxiety (stage fright)
31 Montelukast for Allergic conjunctivitis
32 Digoxin for Fetal tachycardia (administered to the mother)
33 Sertraline for Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD)
34 Metronidazole for Rosacea (topical/oral for skin inflammation)
35 Enalapril for Diabetic nephropathy (kidney protection)
36 Lorazepam for Nausea/Vomiting caused by chemotherapy
37 Rosuvastatin for Slowing the progression of atherosclerosis
38 Salbutamol for Prevention of exercise-induced bronchospasm
39 Allopurinol for Inflammatory Bowel Disease (to enhance other meds)
40 Clonazepam for Burning Mouth Syndrome, REM sleep behavior disorder
41 Tamsulosin for Helping pass kidney stones (medical expulsive therapy)
42 Famotidine for Severe allergic reactions (as an H2 blocker)
43 Methotrexate for Ectopic pregnancy (non-surgical management)
44 Hydrochlorothiazide for Calcium kidney stone prevention
45 Sildenafil for Pulmonary Arterial Hypertension (marketed as Revatio)
46 Levetiracetam for Status Epilepticus (off-label emergency use)
47 Betamethasone for Fetal lung maturation (given to mothers in preterm labor)
48 Ramipril for Reducing cardiovascular risk in high-risk patients
49 Mirtazapine for Insomnia (due to its strong sedative properties)
50 Aspirin for Preeclampsia prevention in high-risk pregnancies




Disclaimer
This is for informational purposes only. For medical advice or diagnosis, consult a professional. Never use any medication off-label without a prescription and supervision from a licensed medical professional.

Source is Gemini AI

EducationRe: Anambra Nursing Students Protest Hike In Fees From ₦90,000 To ₦580,000 (Video) by henrycloud: 12:34pm On Mar 11
Since FG started student loans, I have noticed how many higher institution have increased their fees by 200% to 300%. I may be wrong, but apart from the cost of running the school, the school leadership might just be looking for a fat pie with the mindset that "govt is responsible for the payments," forgetting that these children bear the burden for many years after graduation.
CrimeRe: Saved By Hunters: When Hook-up Goes Wrong by henrycloud: 1:02pm On Mar 09
The lady looks really familiar.

In fact, I know her but can't remember her name (it's not Anthonia).

She is a trained tailor specializing in men's and women's wear. She did repent and stopped hook up many years back. Many people were impressed with her until she suddenly left the area. Haven't seen her since then, until this viral video.

Na nice person sha just life circumstances with a touch of wanting 'easy money'.
HealthRe: Teenage Pregnancy Highest In Northern Nigeria — State of Health of the Nation by henrycloud: 10:35am On Mar 09
as if they don't know why.

Their religion and poverty are responsible.
SportsRe: Ai & Sports Prediction by henrycloud(op): 8:20pm On Mar 08
Today’s "Hypothetical" 3-Odds Combo

If we were building a ticket just for fun:

Villarreal to Win (vs Elche)

Lens to Win (vs Metz)

AC Milan vs Inter (Under 3.5 Goals)

Leeds to to Win (vs Norwich)


all have played as predicted. I'm now waiting fr the 3rd game.
SportsRe: Ai & Sports Prediction by henrycloud(op): 8:19pm On Mar 08
Ninaffivadit:
why don't you drop today games grin
Because I wanted to be sure of today's outcome. Next weekend I wwill start droping them befre start and play myself too becayse today's has almost entered. One to go
SportsAi & Sports Prediction by henrycloud(op): 2:33pm On Mar 08
So yesterday, I needed urgent money to take care of some responsibilities, didn't want to trouble any member of my trusted circle. So I did some AI research for 3 odds, and it predicted the games below. I didn't play as I really don't gamble.

Some minutes ago, I decided to check, and behold, the games played exactly as predicted. If you are a regular sportY user, you can try this approach and see if your winnings will improve. It has predicted today's games, 3 odds too, and by the end of the day we'll find out whether this is sustainable.

ADVISORY: GAMBLE WITH MONEY YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.

Arsenal to beat Mansfield (Straight Win) - The safe anchor.

Barcelona to beat Athletic Club (Straight Win) - The value pick.

Dortmund vs Köln (Over 2.5 Goals) - The stats pick.

Wrexham vs Chelsea (BTTS - Yes) - The "chaos" pick.

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