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Business › Re: Meet Asanato Mayor: Building 4 Digital Products And A Tech Company by henrycloud: 1:03pm On Oct 24

Cool and smart kid.

He however needs to learn how to FOCUS!

Starting multiple projects at once and leaving all incomplete (though post says he's still working on them) is not healthy.

TRAITS OF ADHD (Remarkable smartness that gets procrastination and the sorts)

But really, smart kid.

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Romance › Re: Bride Calls Off Wedding In Church While Exchanging Vows With Groom by henrycloud: 9:59am On Oct 06

OBVIOUSLY SOME SORTS OF CHURCH DRAMA OR ACTING THING.

If it were a REAL incident, the reaction of the congregation would show it.

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Romance › Re: She Doesn’t Want To Leave by henrycloud: 10:19am On Sep 26

I remember when i faced similar challenge years back.

Tell your guy that she knows or bro that she knows to call you that he is coming that weekend to town and will be staying at your place for 3 weeks with his friend. Say something like they are coming for a training at [MENTION ON SCHOOL, HOSPITAL OR INSTITUTE KNOWN TO HER].

Make sure when the call comes in, she's within ear shot and that the person asks to greet her too.

Then act angry or disturbed about it. At night remind her of how unhappy you are and how much you would miss her and that you might me spending some nights at her place till your guests leave.

WHEN SHE LEAVES, CHANGE THE LOCKS, AND NEVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF EVEN LETTING HER VISIT AGAIN FOR MONTHS.

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Health › Re: You Might Be Strongly Lusting On A Person Infected With STD by henrycloud: 12:56pm On Jul 25*

yea.... always protect yourself.

I have always practiced safe sex. But later I made it a point for every lady I hook up with to do bacterial and viral std test, paid by me... and interestingly, they always turn out negative.

The fastforward to recently when i met this lady that looks like the most disciplined ajebo babe on earth. Well endowned, pretty and all. She said she hasnt been sexually involved in a little over a year...

My instinct still advised on making her test but i dismissed it. On the day of the do, the home zone was hairy. I didn't like that, but comforted myself on the idea that the house wasn't trimmed because it hadn't been receiving guest. BUT I WAS WRONG!!!

4 days later, I began feeling something strange inside my affection rod, when urinating. By the next day, i was seeing a whitish discharge and instantly knew she had given me a souvenir.

Went to the lab and tested positive for gonorrhea and negative to all others.

This was the first and only time I have contracted something and I quickly got treated to avoid nonsense.

Now, while it is very true that women often don't show symptoms for many STDs, especially gonorrhea, there is no how the infection would stay for a year without showing signs.

Point of this experience is to corroborate with the post that indeed, STD NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE AND CHARACTER.

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Business › Re: How To Apply For FG's ₦2 Million Youth Credit Loan As A Caterer, Farmer, Others by henrycloud: 4:46pm On Jul 23

Many will miss out from these latest opportunities due to loan app debt.

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Science/Technology › Re: At 45 I Am Still Scared Of Snake by henrycloud: 1:14pm On Jun 24*

at 32, I have this phobia for rats, when they manage to enter inside my apartment.

I can kill them o. If in an empty or open space, no problem.

But somehow, someway, I find myself afraid of them jumping on my body.....and I'm a man.

Incidentally, i have absolute hatred and zero fear for snakes.

My biggest phobia is heights. I almost fainted the last time I had to climb a pedestal bridge. I also get anxiety when climbing ladders.

The point is that, we all have one unique fear of/for something. It doesn't make us less of a man, less of a woman or less human in anyway.

Its life.

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Romance › Re: “When You Get Married, You Will Feel It”- Man Warns Ladies Using intimacy gadgets by henrycloud: 10:09am On Jun 24

SamuraiXXX:
What does it do?

Its a sexual gadget that gives them orgasm in minutes and makes some squirt repeatedly. It's available on Jumia, if you're interested in buying.

Politics › Re: IPOB Suspends Nnamdi Kanu by henrycloud: 1:32pm On Jun 19

Some people have received credit alert of money they never imagined would be theirs till old age.

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Romance › Re: Dating Rules Vs Real Connection: Are We Overthinking Love? by henrycloud: 12:03pm On Jun 17

AllBlack:
Who remembers this clown back then in 2014.

Next thing she don carry BELLE and no father 😂.
She get luck say that guy later marry her.

https://www.nairaland.com/2705663/jodie-frowns-premarital-sex-pregnant

I remember ooooo.

But one I have seen is this, almost every unmarried woman NEEDS and LOVES sex. The GOOD ones are often most naughty. If you delay taking action, YOU WILL LOSE THE WOMAN or HER INTEREST.

Jodies own was sha bad luck.

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Romance › Re: Dating Rules Vs Real Connection: Are We Overthinking Love? by henrycloud: 11:47am On Jun 17

Everyone is different. While some rules are true, others will just end up killing the whole thing.

Just be real, understanding, accommodating and honest. No pretense. No burying offenses and disappointments for the future.

By honest, I mean first with yourself, then your partner.

Never disregard your instinct. Yes it can be wrong, but its often more right that wrong.

IF YOUR MIND SAYS HE/SHE IS NOT THE ONE, DON'T STAY OUT OF PITY, BECAUSE YOU GO USE FRUSTRATION FINISH UNA TWO.

Fashion › Re: Miss Bayelsa, Tamunosoye Karibi-george, Wins Miss World Nigeria 2026 by henrycloud: 4:00pm On Jun 09

I often dont see the beauty in some of these MISS SOMETHING

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Family › Re: My Vulnerable Space Of Marital Depression. by henrycloud: 1:28pm On Jun 01

judewrites:
No perfect marriage exist out there....

What makes marriage really sweet is when a couple love themselves despite all their weakness and failures.

Only 'fools' love like that, because they forgive themselves like no man's business.

No perfect marriage, but there are some really bad unions out there that should end. While there are always two sides to a story, it would be very wrong to place this marriage in the same category as other 'normal' ones.

You must understand the pain and constant regret the OP must be facing at the moment. These issues are not those that can be fixed with an apology. She has reached her stress limit. She can no longer compromise further without the risk of destroying herself.

The man's personality and psychology need to be recreated. Only Jesus can do that.

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Family › Re: My Vulnerable Space Of Marital Depression. by henrycloud: 1:18pm On Jun 01

Kobojunkie:
Damaging in what sense? 🥱

Damaging, in terms of the associated emotional trauma. But please note that by the statement, I wasn't trying to advocate staying in a bad marriage! No way!

I just meant marital life would have been more beautiful if we could see what it would be like before tying the knot. Because at the end of the day, even as the divorce gives the much-needed peace, the heart will be hurt.

Family › Re: My Vulnerable Space Of Marital Depression. by henrycloud: 1:10pm On Jun 01

I think I can understand what you are going through, even though not completely, because the emotional torture must be out of this world. But you must accept a few truths, I'm sure you have already realized.

1. You married the perfectly wrong man.
2. Staying will not make things better.
3. You can not change or improve someone who cannot be reasoned with.
4. It would be a terrible mistake to let him impregnate you. See the fertility issue as God saving from worse entanglements.
5. You need to see a brilliant divorce lawyer.
6. You have to tell your family the truth. Not all of them at once. You can start with the person you are closest to, then your mother, and so on.
7. You may have to get intimacy gadgets to keep your mind happy during these times.

But while you are at it, harden your mind to refuse any counsel to stay in that marriage. It will be nothing but increasing the torture.

Of course, based on your age, you might want to panic that no man will come, but na lie. Men mount!

Just as your gender loves a man of value, so also our gender loves to associate with a woman of value. A man who will love you and make you so happy you'd be thankful to God will come, but this mistake must end.

YOU SEEM LIKE A PRIVATE PERSON, BUT JUST IN CASE, DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS ANYTHING. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED.

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Family › Re: My Vulnerable Space Of Marital Depression. by henrycloud: 12:50pm On Jun 01

NotOfThisWorld:
His Bad breath
You noticed the bad breath before the marriage. Perhaps you could've brought it to his attention to see his response and decide if you wanted to continue seeing him. A man with breath before marriage who doesn't care about fixing it will be a man with bad breath after marriage who doesn't care about fixing it. If you've taken him for dental checkup and he was treated but there's still no difference, then perhaps he's not keeping up with or doesn't have a good oral hygiene routine at home. He should be flossing, brushing and using mouthwash twice daily (in that order). Until he no longer has bad breath, he should also brush his teeth/mouth before kissing or intimacy. Complaining that he has to brush and expecting you to kiss him with his stank breath is absurd and inconsiderate on his end.

If it's that bad, he needs to see a Gastroenterologist for his gut and digestive issues, if he's willing to.

His BO
Na wa ooo. He come get BO on top bad breath. I no know wetin to talk again. Does he not shower? Wipe his b.u.m properly and/or use water? Use antiperspirant? Wash his clothes and regularly? Covering BO with perfumes is futile because it doesn't address the problem and where it stems from and people can still smell him.

Him not providing for you
You're married to a man who couldn't pay for your flight tickets to see him, smh. You were paying for yours and at times paid for his. It doesn't matter that you make more than him. It's the man's duty to provide and take care of the woman. I can understand if he couldn't pay for your flight tickets once in a while but he should've been doing so most of the time, not you paying for yours all the time and paying for his. This isn't how men treat women they love. This is a selfish somebody and a taker. One might as well be single and booking those flights to vacation destinations, not to see an entitled man like this.

His lack of financial accountability
He needs to be accountable and transparent to you with his finances. If he's spending on his family and other things without informing you, then that's wrong. Since he has moved in with you, I hope he'll be contributing to the household financially as well, not you paying for everything and taking care of him while he doesn't provide and just continues to take.

~This is why women have to take their time getting to know men before marriage. Getting married after 9-months requires caution, and if you see any red flags then, address them and see if he'll change then and of not, walk away. It's not after marriage that you'll be trying to fix and change a man.

~This is why women have to be careful before doing papers for a man and bringing them to another country. They're always stories that touch.

The BO was likely acquired during his young adult years, maybe the first time he started living alone. Is he fat?

I have seen many young, good-looking guys give off a very bad smell. It doesn't even smell like BO. More like bad food, or dirty, wet clothes, or something.

Their deodorant can't even cover it. I belive its a product of bag hygiene, irregular baths, bad choice of sponge and soap, poor grooming, excessive sweating, wearing dirty clothes, unkempt home, etc.

Of course, the mouth issue would come as a bonus.

Please tell us more.

Relationships are not easy. I just wish there were a way to preview 10 years of marriage before making it legal. However challenging a bad marriage can be, getting a divorce is often more damaging.

Politics › Re: Some People Truly Love This Presidency by henrycloud(op): 6:07pm On May 29

ElSudani:
This insecurity issue is playing well into the hands of people who never saw anything good about this government.
To president Tinubu, extraordinary problems require extraordinary solutions. We need bold measures for insecurity just like you did with the economy.
Nothing is important if children are kidnapped and human beings are casually beheaded for ransom.

That's it. He is working on the economy, especially by taking unpopular and hard decisions for the greater good. If Obi or Atiku had won, the fuel subsidy would have been removed one way or another.

Yes, he can still do soooo much better to improve the economy. Nevertheless, the fruits of most policies he's put in place would only be ripe for harvest in years to come.

But you see that insecurity, it has never been this terrible.

The police are overwhelmed.
Soldiers are fatigued.
The people have lost hope.
Everyone lives in fear.

It doesn't even matter whether one resides in the north, south, west, or east.

Only places that are not accessible via bushes are somewhat safe at the moment.

It's not even about state police right now because the bad elements have become so BOLD to operate wherever they desire.

May God help us all.

Politics › Re: Some People Truly Love This Presidency by henrycloud(op): 5:58pm On May 29

kernniejay:
Some people actually like Tinubu naturally for his person, and for his smartness in dealing with opposition and obstacles. However, he is disappointing many of his fans and tribesmen that had earlier rooted for him.

His political brilliance is outstanding. He is quite the strategist, no doubt. It's the insecurity I really don't like.

Politics › Re: Some People Truly Love This Presidency by henrycloud(op): 5:55pm On May 29

SeverusSnape:
That Number 4 is the cardinal reason - Wickedness!

Exactly because it is just not proper to place zero value on lives.

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Politics › Some People Truly Love This Presidency by henrycloud(op): 2:39pm On May 29

I entered an okada the other day and asked the rider if he's gotten his PVC. He said yes and was ready to vote baba for his second term. I was shocked by his response.

I proceeded to ask why, and he began to narrate his reasons, and most of them were because of certain roads he fixed. This is a Benue man whose state is constantly being attacked by terrorists. In spite of this, he was OK with how oga is working.

So, I think it comes down to 4 things:
People keep supporting the govt

1. for personal gains, and stomach infrastructure.
2. to repay a favour
3. because they haven't been directly affected by the massive loss of lives and properties.
4. they are simply wicked.

While every leader does have their issues, you just cannot dismiss the massive avoidable deaths caused by these waves of insecurity. It wasn't even half as bad as this when the world wanted President Johnathan out.

BUT DO YOU KNOW THE SADDEST REALITY?

There is absolutely nothing this security architecture can do to end this. Why? Because many officers have been compromised. Intelligence leaks anyhow.

To stop this mess or at least reduce it to the minimum, the govt has to do what Jonathan did just before the 2015 elections, but this time on a larger scale.

A stronger and fiercer mercenary group has to be brought in to clean the nation. They will work independently of the local police or military force. Being independent, their effectiveness will greatly surpass that of our military forces, sadly, sha.

Another thing is to pass a bill of death sentence to any officer or privileged individual found guilty of leaking security info. Then they proceed to begin an unannounced integrity test, using the latest advanced tools in lie detection.

I therefore appeal to you, PLEASE, SAVE NIGERIA.

LISTEN TO YOUR CONSCIENCE (If you have a good one, or haven't killed it)
GET YOUR PVC
VOTE RIGHT

Source: Me
Image credit: Gemini AI

Family › Re: My Husband Earns ₦280k, Gives His Parents ₦80k And Me ₦150k, Won’t Help My Paren by henrycloud: 4:14pm On May 23

So you mean you couldnt save anything?

What did you do with all the money you have been making?

These and more are the questions he would be asked should problems arise.

Dude is a people-pleaser, and the lady is a greedy, ungrateful individual. She doesn't even see the elephant dancing naked in the sitting room.

But I sha think it's a made-up tale. For this naija wey red? Not possible!

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Politics › Re: APC Women Lament About Receiving Only One Thousand Naira To Vote At Primaries by henrycloud: 6:59pm On May 19

Vote buying is a really serious issue.

Since the presidential election will offer way more, many people currently complaining about the govt will sell their votes.

Tinubu is winning 2027.

By the way, have you seen the trending videos of how APC officials do their count?

The magic INEC is ready to perform is going to be way stronger.

Please get your PVC, lets try our best.

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Romance › Re: “When You Get Married, You Will Feel It”- Man Warns Ladies Using intimacy gadgets by henrycloud: 6:52pm On May 19

Many ladies currently using this ROSE and the other one that has something tongue like will end up having a very desensitizerd cli7oris soon.

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Celebrities › Re: Frank Edoho Beat Me, Slept With Married Women - Wife, Sandra by henrycloud: 1:22pm On May 19

It is well with her soul.

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Politics › Re: General Ihejirika Dealt With Terrorists But Jonathan Fired Him by henrycloud: 6:17pm On May 17

amnesia @OP not 'anesthesia'

Politics › Re: Over 8.3m Households Benefited From Conditional Cash Transfer Programme – Doro by henrycloud: 2:25pm On May 17

Liar liar liar liar liar liar!

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Health › Do You Have Health Insurance? by henrycloud(op): 1:52pm On May 15

What value do you place on maintaining good health?

Life is beautiful, but health challenges can easily change that. While most of us now know to eat right, sickness and diseases can still happen at any time.

Yes, almost every adult knows what to take for malaria, headache, or some other 'common' disease symptoms, but how about when our self-prescription fails? How about when the neighborhood 'chemist' prescribes and it doesn't work? What if there is no choice but to go to a hospital?

Healthcare is expensive, but it doesn't have to be.

With health insurance, you can protect yourself against these eventualities.

Is Health Insurance Expensive?

The answer is no. Most packages range from 18k to 80k yearly. Interestingly, many state governments have insurance programs that many are not taking advantage of. Edo state has a very functional health insurance scheme that starts from 18k. Imo State has too. So do many others.

In addition to those, there are several health insurance organizations in the country, and most of them are reliable. The average rate for most packages is 30-35k.

Is Health Insurance Worth It?

Yes. 100%. God forbid, but sickness can strike when funds are low. With health insurance, at such times, your only concern will be getting to the hospital. That's all. What's even more amazing is that for diseases like malaria, you can get treated without paying a dime. Even when you have to pay something, it's generally around 10 to 12%.

Which Health Insurance Is the Best in Nigeria?

I use the one provided by my state, EDOHIS, and it's perfect for me. You can check what your residential state government offers. If nothing good comes up, simply do a Google search to find one. You will surely find something good.

Who Needs Health Insurance?

Everyone does. Do for yourself, parents, spouse, and children. It'll save you a lot. Some organizations offer family plans.

Conclusion

Chronic diseases are on the rise in Nigeria, and they are expensive to manage. From diabetes to hypertension, sickle cell disease, and kidney disease, every family has one or two of these.

Get your health insurance today to keep your good health without spending much. If you have the funds to pay medical bills, it wouldn't be a bad idea to redirect that money to another pain point in your budget.

Be safe.

SOURCE: Me
IMAGE CREDIT: Gemini AI

Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: From Casual To Classy: Men's Wear For Winter To Fit Every Occasion by henrycloud: 4:31pm On May 14

Is there winter in Nigeria?

What we have is harmattan, but even that one is usually around December to February, not May.

BUT THIS POST WAS MADE IN 2024.

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Romance › Re: What I Saw At My Friend’s Wedding Shocked Me” by henrycloud: 6:55pm On May 13

Chai, this is sad, sha.

Even without the expected emotions, she will be in serious emotional pain, especially if unmarried.

Events › Re: Cele-bobo Is Dead by henrycloud: 9:40pm On May 12

Don't know what this OP is aiming for.

It's not your website that you'll get paid for engagement.

So why the intentional misinformation?

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Celebrities › Re: Best & Worst Dressed Female Celebrities At The AMVCA Awards 2026 by henrycloud: 12:46am On May 11

Amarachibaby:
Gbam you spoke my mind, regardless kudos to the tailors and designers it not easy bringing ai generated images to life,

Indeed, kudos to them because bringing the designs to life surely wasn't an easy task at all. But I sometimes wonder why they can't attend these events in simple, reusable clothes.

I even wonder how some were able to walk and sit comfortably in those wears.

Food › Re: The Rise Of Nigerian Street Food Culture by henrycloud: 8:31pm On May 10

folake4u:
Lol this is me too. I find it difficult to eat in the same plate with people. I don't share cutlery as well.

Gives me the ick.

Exactly!

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