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Ladies and gentlemen this medium is to inform you the writer of this story(abi na drama) got ban yesterday night when trying to tag his wonderful readers. So please bear till 9pm when the ban will be lifted.. No updates till 9pm.. Nl anti-spam bot caused this.. Sorry, pics evidence of Babsopey profile below;

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I know but I can't really go on further,plz am so sorry......

Am sorry guyz but I can't continue this story again

On my way home I met Cynthia,"Joshua,gud afternoon,were are u coming from dat u are sweating lyk disn"I gave her no reply cus am thinking of a way to avoid that girl selling eggs,wen she saw dat I gave no reply,"I only want to tell u dat ur uncle,uncle kola is around"I didn't even let her land from her speech before I dash home...Not knowing dat trouble was already wating for me at home..


I reached home I saw him from afar and I went to met him,before I get up something landed on my. cheeks(another slap from my dad)paaaaahhhh,I was about to ask the reason for slapping so hard,I heard the voice of the girl saying"datz gud for him"'but when will u pay for the eggs ur boy broke"..
"Madam u will have to come back their is no money with us,I promise to pay u soon"said my dad,"I will collect my money Nao"the woman said shaking her heavyweight ass....
News got to my uncle and he hurriedly came to settle everything and payed the woman,I can still c anger in my dad eyes,He was abt to land me another but luckily I was saved by d bell,uncle kola saved me again...

"Ee!Eee!!!....see the ball has broken the eggs.Ah!....We are in trouble",cried Hammed.Hammed was running towards the direction where the egg-seller was standing,who played the ball the girl asked'As I tried to run away the girl held me clothes and yelling at me to pay for the eggs'I got no choice Dan to beg her,but she refused saying dat her mother will kill her,my friends joined me in begging her but all to no avail......The girl held my clothes firmly dat I hve no chance of escaping her bragados,(finally a chance came up)All of a sudden I heard snake!snake! I instantly used this as an opportunity to escape I snatched my clothes from her little finger and finally escaped nt knowing wat I will meet home will be worse than dat......

I got no choice than to let d cat out of d bag.
Dad,I was at d river swimming,nt knowing dat my clothes were stolen by him(bro tunde)before I could finish explaining my story...something hot and thick landed on my cheeks"paaaaahhhhh"my dad gave me a hot slap and d tribal mark on my left cheek become wider,I dance to the back landing on d ground with tears rolling down my cheeks,
"I don't know what to do with dis boy again,do u want to kill me"my dad said angrily,
"Daddy joshua,daddy joshua,daddy Joshua"said my mom"how many times do I call u?" "three time"my dad replied."it is high time we do something fast before Joshua becomes a notorious boy in this village"my mom said

Three dayz after,late in d afternoon ,my mom was in the front of the house breaking palm kernels.the broken shells of the kernels were scattered on the ground,while some fowls were roaming about lookin for chances to peck on the broken ones.
A while later,a motor bike zoomed into the compound carrying my uncle(uncle kola),as my mom heard the bike zooming she said"I don't have a penny for contribution today,my mum thought it was ogboji coming to collect her daily contribution(ogboji was the village money-keeper,he went round everyday and every compound to collect money from his customers and give to them wen they are in need of it)

uncle kola climbed of the bike,paid the rider while he zoomed off the compound."mummy Joshua......how are u?"my mum turned to c the person calling,to her surprise she saw my uncle and shouted"my brother-in-law has come"....

some villagers who saw him when the bike was bringing him spread news about his arrival......


.....Eee,ee,wale!Wale!....block him,don't allow him to dribble to the goal post,I shouted as we played on.Musa was in possession of the ball,he dribbled everyone that tried to take the ball away from him,A while later I got the ball and began to dribble on and on.suddenly,I kicked the ball to score a goal,but the ball went towards a girl hawking eggs.the ball hit the basket of eggs on her head,pouring the eggs away.....

I was in primary six then,I just finish my wassce this year