I said mum itz a snake pursuing me right on my way home,before I could finish explaining my bold Dad brought out a cutlass to kill d snake,my dad opened d door and could nt find anything,"maybe it has left"my dad said,
"where are ur clothes"my mum asked''they are....when.....''I stammered.I off and threw dem away as soon as I saw d snake coming towards me,I told a big fat lie...
"enhenh'hmmm"said my mum
We suddenly heard a knock on d door"kOkOkokok",The snake has come back ooo,it has turned to a person,I hurriedly said...

But hw can a snake knock d door'who is dere,my dad asked.
Itz me tunde,(as I heard d name my brain rang just lyk d way Tom head Rand wenever Jerry blows up is head wit a huge blow,I started growing chicken pox)ahah,bro tunde u can come in.....

Hope nofin is rong,
Nah noting is rong,I just come to drop d clothes we saw astrayed at d river(He change d story,y ar people lyk dis,I said within angrily)Joshua dese are ur clothes my dad said collecting the cloth from him.......

Bro tunde thank u so much...
Joshua wat are ur clothes doin at d river.....
They are.....when I......I stammered I don die,I said within(what do u think I'd say)

My mum called several times before I hardly blare out,"didn't u hear me calling u"she said giving me a knock on my head,I shouted "yeye yeyr"y are torturing me lyk dis early in d morning"I screamed."go and fill d empty pots in d kitchen",she said,mummy I can't go ooo,itz to early for me to be fetching water early in d morning,"Den dat means dere is no food for u dis morning"my mum said angryly,ahah y won't I eat when I hve nt taken any dis morning,I dashed into d kitchen to pick a bucket and I head to d river.
On my way to d river I saw Wale my friend,"wale,hw var nah"I greeted,and he answered in a polite way.We headed to d stream tugether,wen we reach d river we saw some boyz swimming inside d river,I told Wale let just fetch d water we came here to fetch,but Wale insisted dat we shuld join them to swim with dem,"Wale u knw dat d head of d villade has warn us nt to bath or swin in d river"I said,But Wale said no one is here letz just swim for abt 2 minutes,well I agreed since no one is truly dere,(nt knowing dat was my worst nightmare dat day).

Bro tunde,wen are u goin to d market?I'm going in abt 10 minutes tym,y do u ask I want to buy somfin dere but my mum is nt at home,and she asked me to watch d aouse,"hahahaha",but bro tunde is it funny,bro tunji,wen do u become a hunter,well......

What are dese boyz doing in d river?bro tunji,don't tell me dey are swimming after d d villade headers warning,letz teach Dem a lesson,I agree with u bro tunde.they packed our cloth and bucket without we knowing,When we are done bathing we can't find our clothes together with d boyz we met dere.And I was were only a red pant,I thought of wat to do,finally a idea came to me(idea used in aki and paw paw's video)........

I immediately ran with full speed from d river and dashed into my room,my mum asked"whatz rong with u and I said"mummy,don't open d door itz a .......(u can as well guess and fill d empty space...)

I was in my mum's bedroom folding some clothes,my mum was arranging some yams in a bag,"joshua,joshua,joshua",my mum called."Are u nt tru wit d clothes?Be fast,so dat u can buy me some locust bean"."I'm almost tru with them",I replied from inside out.
I am preparing to travel 2 lagos 2 spend d third term holiday.As soon as am done wit d clothes i came down 2 join my mother in d passage."mum,wen is uncle kola coming 2 take me 2 lagos?i asked."Joshua,haven't I told u b4?"no mum."He promised 2 cme dis week bt he did nt say d specific day",said my mother."bt u need 2 be ready,he can come anytym 4rm nw".I was twelve years old,I am short and robust.I have tribal mark on my cheeks.I am stubborn boy who loved game play 2 anyother things.I managed 2 scale 2ru primary five,and was promoted on trial 2 primary six.
One saturday morning,my mum instructed me 2 fetch sme water into d house."J oshua!!!"my mother called,"where is dis naughty boy,joshua?""mum,i'm coming",I answered inside out."I dont knw y dis mother is calling me,does she want 2 send me on an errand?no joor,she shuld nt send me anywhere.Doesn't she knw dat it's too early 4 somebody lyk me 2 roaming abt d streets?