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chieveboy:
Cool

The boy who wants to piss: A boy and his father were trekking back home from the farm. He was holding on to his father's hands. After a while, he said "daddy l want to take a piss". His dad said let's go further a bit before you do so. The went some miles and the boy was pressed, he told his dad the same thing again and the father will ask him to go further before he could ease himself, this went on the third time. The boy suppressed urinating so much that he almost peed on himself.

This time, he snatched his hands from his father's hands and ran to the road side and took a piss. His father burst out laughing and said "it is now you want to piss"

This is the story of the boy who wants to piss.

if you are unwilling to send the free version, simply say so! this story has no correlation with the request to see before I buy

bollyano:
Please indeed cheapest flight to London from Oct 2nd to Oct 13

the cheapest flight to London for that particular date is Emirates airlines. ticket goes for N221,000.

Please note the price quoted above only applies if you book today

chieveboy:
I would love to send you the free version, l get the feeling that doing so will only feed on a tendency to procrastinate...

Do know the story of the boy who wants to piss ?

I do not know the story of the boy who wants to piss! procrastinate in what sense? unless the book has no substance or contains information that i deem to be utterly useless, there's no reason to "procrastinate" as you said.

chieveboy:
The paid version is not downloadable. You can only read it off an app called 'Okada books' just like 'Kindle' (an app). You just download 'Okada books' app on Playstore, then search for the book "See your future in 21 days".

I will send the free version to your email. The free version is not complete...it will only whet your appetite.

Thanks.

send me the free version. when I read it, I will decide whether to purchase or not. please send it to heracleschijioke at Gmail.com

AJEGBINJEKARAUN:
Please I need cheapest flight to new York next week Tuesday 17 September. One way

the cheapest flight to JFK airport new York is N320,000 Emirates airlines. that is if you book today through me

xclusiveguy4:
Please, what's the cheapest flight for Lagos to London, someone said Kenya airways is cheaper

it largely depends on how close the departure date is. For instance, if you departure date is 12th of September and arrival date is 30th of September, the cheapest flight is offered by Qatar airways. On another instance, if your departure date is the 30th of September and your arrival date is the 30th of October, the cheapest flight is offered by Emirates airlines. It all depends on when you are leaving.

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emmanok24:
Hello NLanders,

I'm looking to go into the world of travels and willing to work as a Third Party Independent Agent.

Ticketing
Visa Assistance
Hotel Booking
International University Admission Assistance
ETC...

I'm based in Ibadan and can be reached on 07064753126

I can help out. send me a WhatsApp message, let's discuss

benodic:
@ herakles





Love usually develops first as human love or emotional love. This love usually have Strings attached to it and when it is not returned usually breeds anger, jealousy, hatred etc. This love usually tries to control the recipient. The goal of soul is to transmute this emotional love to Divine love or unconditional love which is the type of love God has for Soul.
This love has no strings attached and give total freedom to the recipient. When the love between two partners transmutes into divine love which is the goal of marriage, that marriage becomes unbreakable.

hmmm...

benodic:
Not to get attached is often taken to mean "not to get involved." It actually means not to let your idea of how things should be dictate the relationship. That kind of love has strings attached. It means always trying to have your partner do what you think is right.

—Harold Klemp
The Language of Soul

do you mind explaining further?

Destined2win:
I think what you do is start praying that our paths cross when I take over fully. Who knows, You might get a juicy position

this is next level delusion

Destined2win:
It's becoming a reality buddy

better wake up

Destined2win:
I'm procuring this company soon

in your dreams!

Studyinchina200:
South African women love Nigerian men die lol

tell that to XhosaNostra

MetaPhysical:
Really?

You guys live beyond realities of life. Wallahi!

Wars are fought for posessiveness on territorial space. Wars begin with targeted attacks.

A claimant to a space demands its continous dominance over a new class of arrivals disrupting its power and authority on the land.

Culture clash is often first signs of power disruption. Every culture has a right to self-preserve against threats of displacement by a foreing element on its soil.

It is well known in US that the govt is against polygamy. Intentional communities that practice polygamy are placed on surveillance and are soon raided and disbanded. Sometimes federal agents will forcefully arrest their leaders and lock them up then systemically rehabilitate the community members into mainstream. Leaders that resist arrest will have to settle for gun duel and firepower to settle score.

So US, land of liberty, will not think twice before it would eliminate value system that clashes with its culture.

This is common practice around the world.

Zakzakky and Shiaa are being disbanded because the mainstream muslims up there in North believe IMN cluture of Islam clashes with that stamped by their leaders as authentic.

So when certain people go to SA and clash with their culture why should we blame the people for self preservation?


What is xenophobia?
Words like xenophobia, racism are expressions to be used by the victim to seek redress against injustice. It does not give you guarantees of liberty to disrespect your host country and fail to respect what is dear and of value to them.

I have more sense in one lifetime than you can ever have even if you reicarnate and live 10 life times.

clap for yourself! you are such a "sensible" person!

your education is a waste! for you to support violence against your own countrymen in a foreign land shows how deep your have sunk into the cesspit of tribal hatred. You have gone so deep, that the years you spent acquiring an education seems to have been wasted. You think Igbos are the major victims? that is why you are in support?! shame on you!

how credible is the news? we have to be cautious of fake news

jesusjnr:
https://www.nairaland.com/5390657/testimonies-enthronedbygod-when-he-nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/5390672/testimonies-enthronedbygod-when-he-nairaland

I wonder why he ran away?

benodic:
@ herakles

How can I be of help to you?

I had a dream, I don't whether I should share it here

this rubbish for N400k?

I need your help @benodic

interesting read

Calapar:
Hello Nairalanders

A friend of mine requests for my advice on this. He divorced a year ago due to irreconcilable differences. He told me when he was still single he could stay alone and control his urge. But now, he finds it extremely difficult to stay alone as he's used to bleeping. His work doesn't give him time to socialise and he can hardly go out after work hours due to traffic. He has not seen his choice woman yet. What best can he do?

Matured advice only.

visit ashewo thread. and please don't be ashamed. after all, what else are they for? if not to cure konji

charmingfrank:
A critical Study why Most Nigerians fall into Fraud.
Our country today has seen lot's of fraudulent activities that are on the increase daily. One will ask what has caused the rise of this activities, why is it prominent amongst young men/women? Well most people will,Attribute the rise of this fraudulent act to unemployment and the likes, but we should know that even in the most developed country there still exist these fraud. So what then is the cause of this rise of activities? Why is it lucrative? I have carefully studied it,
Although my out come might not please most people but it is important we see this from another dimension. Marcus Aurelius, A stoic philosopher, in his book titled "Meditation". I was able to understand that True Happiness comes within, it doesn't come from things around us,Neither does it comes from things we have nor things people give but our self realization that happiness is within. With this understand I came to the following conclusion.
People tend to have happiness from things around us, like money, people, jewelries, relationship,Forgetting that this yearning to derive happiness from things other than ourselves causes one to have greed, lack of contentment. Etc. Thus this lead to heartbreaks unnecessary expectations and yes the ultimate notion of reaping where one do not sow,Thus, my understanding became more enlighten, people fall into scam activities because they want to earn more were they didn't sow, to live a life of affluence infested by social vices. It is this greed that these fraudsters feasted on. Giving you the unrealistic ideas,I was once a victim of scam, it was played on my greedy part. It was a very simple scam, but I was greedy. But later on I learnt the error of my ways. Thus, I did critical study on how I fell prey on such. I found out that I was greedy. Then it occurs to me that if I was not,If I was contented with what I have I wouldn't have fallen into such. Then I went further on my more research to ask people if they have ever fallen into fraud once, 60% of the people I asked have in one way or the other been frauded, then I asked how did u fall into such,Well the popular answer was I just want to make more. So I came to the conclusion that if we are not greedy, if we are contented with what we have, if we don't want to sow were we didn't reap, these activities of fraud won't be lucrative as it is now. Thus, Even as jobs need to be provided,One need to be contented with what he/she has. If this is done, I bet if there is no "Maga" to be defrauded the fraudulent activities anymore. This is my thought on it. I'm Sage_bami.

learn to place paragraphs on your write up!


you are very wrong about your submission. Greed is only one of the reasons. lack of due diligence from the victims and outright dishonesty on the part of the fraudsters are also verifiable reasons for the success of fraudsters.

for instance, how would you explain this thread below...

https://www.nairaland.com/5261197/property-fraud-how-resolve-issue


are you telling me the victims are greedy?! it has nothing to do with greed on the part of the victims, because they did nothing wrong, except trusting the fraudsters

sudo1986:
Moreso, people are condemning Egyptian airline because of the way the do customers and luggage.
Which one will you recommend for newbies just is just visiting China for the first time for schooling

your experience with them might be different... I understand that you might not want to use them, but for the price range that you will be comfortable with, they are the best option. Ethiopian airlines and Etihad airways are alternatives, but they are more expensive

sudo1986:
Even if I want to do business with you, how do I locate you?

Meanwhile, na next week Wednesday is when I'll locate you

you can chat me up on WhatsApp 08090650437

DivineIsGreat:
Ok....we'll work out something. Thank you.

ok. you can check my signature to contact me

DivineIsGreat:
Thanks but is this price for 1 passenger or for my kid and I?
departure date should be around 15th or 25th of Oct.

the price is for you and your kid...

the price is within the same range I stated above, although Qatar airways is the cheapest on some days, while Ethiopian is not available for some dates between the 15th and 25th of October. Etihad is also available as an option within that price range

sodiqapril:
Thanks sir for the advice, you mind recommending an online class for me most I've come across are either ridiculously too expensive or cheap and nothing to show off at the end of the day..thanks again for your advice

edx, udemy, Alison etc

DivineIsGreat:
Pls, can you help me confirm the cheapest price from Lagos to Philippines?
One way trip for 1 adult and a 10yrs old child. Thank you.

ok sir. when is the departure date?

the price ranges from N440k to N520k depending on the particular date you want to travel and the airline you want to fly. The further the departure date is from the day you want to book, the cheaper the ticket (in most cases). For instance, if you book this flight to leave on the 15th of September, the cheapest you can get is Qatar airways N525k, but if you book to leave on the 30th of September, the cheapest you can get is Ethiopian airlines N441k.

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sodiqapril:
Hello everyone, I'm seeking the advice of all matured minds here. I'm a young man in my early 20s. I was expelled from my previous university in my fourth year due to bad grades. I'm now in my first year in another university, during my first year in my first University, I discovered my talents for story telling so I started writing movie scripts. I lost my first script to a foreign agent who claimed everything because I had no copyright and that's my punishment for sending an unsolicited material to hi, since then I've written about 20 scripts the only thing they lack is professional touches. The story lines are engaging. Recently, I looked out professional screenwriters and found out that they all have majors in screenwriting. So, I'm thinking of dropping out and enrolling in a film school or writing school to brush up my writing school then I'll take screenwriting as a career.
The last time I was expelled , it broke my parents heart, so I need advice on how to run my life.

what course are you studying currently?! dropping out of school a second time is not really fair to your parents. I suggest you invest in online courses, trainings and seminars. You are already networking, and it has yielded some result for you, please continue to do so. You can consider being a ghost writer. Learn how to manage your time and be on the lookout for opportunities that will help you sharpen your skills and gain more exposure. #Shalom