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MizMyColi:


***Murdifyed***

In other news ---

#JimiAgbajeIsOurChoice

Jimi who? Jagaban ti fo l'enu..

obiajulu1:
Correct me if am wrong but i thought you only seek asylum when there is war or serious crises in your country
Anyway welcome home oya Nkechi ngwanu follow me to the farm... and charlie pull that your blue face cap and hawk some gala,the struggle continues





feels good to be commenting from the high table

Obi, with the way FG is operating, there is war and serious crises.
A borno citizen could fly to yankee to seek asylum.
*Obama go frown sha*

GNLD !

Okijajuju1:
Greetings bro..

Been re-strategizing hommie.

2015 no suppose be like 2014.

How have you been?

I'm doing good bro, i'm in control of situations.
It's good reading from you.
I wish us a blissful 2015.

post=28765446:
8:30PM - All APC Governors just arrived now at Teslim Balogun Stadium, Surulere, venue of the party's convention to a tumultuous welcome..#APCDecides2014

9:00PM - #APCDecides2014: All the APC Governors are here except Kano Gov. Rabiu Kwankwanso who returned to Kano because of bomb blast as Asiwaju Bola Tinubu finally arrives.

Another Bomb blast?!
Chineke meh..

Okijajuju1:
This Ugwu Hausa bred Imo State Man would not stop embarrassing himself...


Someone who couldn't rule Owerri wants to the President..

Where've you been bro?
Quite an age..

Nmaudu:
Atiku just de laff

Atiku's juju in action..

Abduletudaye:
Hhmmmm...how? I apply virtually for every poo I see online..and no outcome..and the funny thing is, am loosing a lot of friends I don't have a job. Not that I need a job to keep my friends but I need a job to keep my head..

HELP!! SOS gaan sef...

What's wrong with you? Why crying?!
Millions of grads are out there without jobs, are you gonna die if you don't get a job?
Must you get a job to survive?
Think hard bro, there must be some potential/talents inside of you that you aint putting to use.
Improvise, diversify, ginger yourself up, open your eyes, meet new people (churches, mosques etc)
I'm also a Microbiologist but i aint doing the stuff and i'm happy with the choices i made.
Think, think..

kevoh:
Basic Chemistry explains it all!

Osheyy..

Chai see Gullible nigga..
You no go school ni?
Diamond is made up of Carbon, it's a metalloid that's got no use in a living system.
I.e you can't find it in animals except in extremly rare cases where an animal ingest the gem during feeding.
Na too much fairy tales dey worry the OP.

Suley316:

My brother, talk true!

You wan tell me say the fortified nail, than fortified by a priest in ogoni, enchanted by the high priest in ife,
Experienced in battle agaisnt boko.. The nail that has cracked hammers,

It will less that tire joor

lol!
It won't be deflated cos it's got no pressure in it and they are made of break resistant polymars.
It could be flatted or the super honeycomb tire.
It's just like trying to puncture/deflate a wheel barrow's tyre!
An Amoured car with a honeycomb tire had once escaped an IED attack.
Google it

Suley316:
I thought the topic was a car

Not politics

But come oh?
No matter where you bulletproof, I can still burst the tire

Sule! Jara e na?
The tyres can't be busted by any known means.

Adminisher:
Idris is better for the BBA brand than our Tayo. Nigeria has a large population and very large diaspora living in major African cities and the organizers had to allow for that. Tayo was alwsys too defensive, aggressive and verbally crude to be a real BBA hotshot. We might say he was been real but that only reinforces the point. Nigeria has won BBA many more times than other countries, let us rest on that and improve the quality of people we send..this year we seem to have sent a sexxy, hot bodied twerker who could not create the drama of life and a bad tempered ill exposed alpha male who did not realise when to stop thinking about only himself and show respect to the viewers

Gbam!
That criying boy is a sh.it doper a tout and an umpatriotic fellow.
Butter, he no fit form, Pako, he be disgrace.
Dress sense na zero, Talk sense zero, I.Q low etc
He's just too crude and crass.
Tis not by strength nor by power, Idris all the way.

Alaskadammie:
Use your mental faculty bro, a question was thrown to you without thinking and he gave an honest question compared to someone else who would have think on what to say,

It was you are the father of tayo's second son

How will someone use 49.5million naira to pay bride price #haba#

Tayo cries always so you say, he's just an emotional guy and I don't think you follow this show very well

Anyone can dress as he likes, if u dey talk about dressing you should know how tayo dresses if you really watch the show from the on set and the guy speaks fluent yoruba for that matter just check out when his brother visited him and he also knw yoruba culture very well because he drums well too

Are you saying that the crying baby "tout" sorry tayo was better than idris?
How would you answer a strategic question when you'r a slow thinker? He gave an unthinkably stupid answer and you call that honest?!
How on earth would a doper think straight?!
The fact that he speaks yoruba fluently doesn't make him a Nigerian, that boy won't make it on the streets of Lasgidi.
You know nothing bout him, he's s.hit and he fell hands big time! I'm a yoruba though but i wonder at your type sha.

Deiok:
Thank you jare, he doesnt even speak like a true nigerian. He cant even express himself like a nigerian will

MC; how you gonna spend the $300k if you win?
TAYO: *tweaks heads* ahh, em, of course i'll pay my tithe and use the remaining to pay my bride price.(after 2kids)
IDRIS: I'll give it back to Africa! (smart, short and cool)
tayo is full of s.hit, he even accepted defeat by crying when the winner wasnt anounced yet!
Meanwhile, idris was all smiles and flaunting Tanzie's colours.
Naija niggas are better than that, that s.hit tayo aint a Nigerian cos he's living in SA!
No streets OT, no dress sense, no talk sense, nothing..

chelseabmw:
Average Cattle = 150,000naira


These guys are mad

I wonder o, cow head weh cost pass human head will go boOOOM!!
Waste of resources.

all4naija:
Congratulations to Idris! Now f**k BBA! Any Nigerian who watches DSTV should be jailed!

Yea he did!
Though BBA was a show of sh.it and i bleeping hate it.
The better guy won!!
That Tayo is a sh.it nigga, he's a doper, a tout and an unpatriotic Naija ninja, he's got no naija swags.
See people dressed good and flaunting em countries flags, tayo was pathetic.
I'm happy for Idris..
A true blood naija guy wil do beF.uck BBA, Bleep tayo

Yea he did!
Though BBA was a show of sh.it and i bleeping hate it.
The better guy won!!
That Tayo is a sh.it nigga, he's a doper, a tout and an unpatriotic Naija ninja, he's got no naija swags.
See people dressed good and flaunting em countries flags, tayo was pathetic.
I'm happy for Idris..
A true blood naija guy wil do better.
My babe is crying for tayo.
F.uck BBA, Bleep tayo

chuksfor13:
25m, chai

haba! This guy bought 2014 from N100 cd weh i no fit buy?!
Ise ko l'owo o.
Baba dahun!

nas4q:
More in this contest means money, that's d only way I can agree with u. What's just needed is the ability to rig election consistently in the 36 states

GEJ will beat GMB with Money, Power, Accessibility, Juju, incumbency and Ojoro ability.
But ie all those aint involved, GMB will win.
It's takes a great effort to win election but a greater effort to be declared the winner.
That is, even if GMB got 10/10 of votes, GEJ will be declared winner.

Sure he will!
Credible or not credible, GMB can defeat GEJ but it takes more than winning election to take the seat at Aso.
GEJ's got more..

All na packaging o.
If no be for bra, some ladies woulda be worthless as s.hit.

major466:
Chelsea is the name. Blue is the color. Morhino is the couch. Together they make the deadly blues. The masters of football.
Chelsea till thy kingdom come!

Surely, we shall fowolenu..
Chelsea to win to nill.

These angry marketers sha!?
What is "Barely used & overkilling" bout a 2003 Honda accord (ivtech) ?!
This 2014 bro.

Kai! Epon!! Ile-ise?!

boss1310:
you dont see the part where it was said he had a special suit or that it will be shown on discovery channel.wait till you watch it but i believe it even the pix convinced me cos thats not a toy snake.for those callin d man stupid,the only diffrence between white and black people is determination to try that which is deemed impossible.the inventors of most gadgets and drugs we used today were made fun of in the public eyes b4 they succeed

Okay.

Everyday dead meat..
Some will be killed tmao too, who's next?
Till tmao sha.
Orisirisi.

nas4q:
Bro hope it's not mimmy T cuz I have him and Zee world do their tin in akerele carnival. I just hope it's not mimmy t cuz the guy is a promising musician. RIP to Zee world

Oh! Not mimmy t but mummy T, a loving mother.
Meanwhile, i'm chilling with baale at atobaje street opp akerele.

Obviously, Buhari will win but Jonathan will be declared Winner.

nepp:
how is this possible? a snake like an anaconda is a constrictor, it would have to crush its prey before swallowing. i smell lies

bullshi.t news..
A constrictor will never swallow a live prey.
Even if he faked death, it's tetra-layered teeth would cut him through like blades while swallowing and he won't get to it's belly alive.

52 what?!
This s.hit got me cracking..