₦airaland Forum

BreezyRita:
Yea. Love is beautiful. Feels good but is hard to find.

You have to open your eyes to find it, love is everywhere.
Love is the cheapest, it cost nothing!
Love is spiritual, it's like magic, a mystery.
If you don't fall, you won't experience it.
D'u remember the laws of motion? and where Force; f =ma ?!
If yes, your good to go.

JayEye:
is it for android... if yes,how much is it ?

Yes it is Andriod plan for 2k only.. call 121 for more.

donhils:
It doesn't work for all sims.

Sure!
You must be a special customer to enjoy.

hazyfm:
[size=18pt]REALLY??

HAUSA & IGBO NKOR?[/size]

won ti pe l'ebu..
:-)

Stinking womanliness can be so disgusting as a result of spoillage via Bacteria infection.
Natural smelling womanliness is the sweetest ever but perfumed womanliness is bad it's olosho's thing.

JayEye:
Hmmmn....sort of confused now..dunno which to opt for btw this new mtn plan and airtel 4gb for #2000.

Go for Airtel 1+1 with 4gb and 60 days straight.
No tweak, no cheat, no imei nonsense, just flex 24/7.

moststylish:
why will i pay 2500 for 4.5gig when i can get 3gig wih 1k from glo #glo with pride

Airtel's Andriod plan 4Gb @2k for "TWO months" is it jor.
Also, you can flex it on any device/modem unlike Limited glo.

Back in the old school days, My sweet ex-gf confessed; she had thought i was a piece of s.hit and that she hated me with passion since 100level before we started dating at 300L.
Later on..
..she come loved me die!

It reminds of Akpors that bought a sophisticated milking machine to milk his cows..
The machine works by massaging the cows b.reast for milk which in turn gives pleasure to the cow.
So Akpors decided to test the pleasure machine on his p.enis, after two rounds of climax, the penis got stuck.
Akpors reached for his phone and call the manufacturer to learn how to disengate it, only for the oyinbo voice to tell him "Sorry sir, the machine is an automatic milker that disengages after milking 20 gallons off a cow"
Akpors fainted!

And the hillarious funny movie that'll make you laugh to tears.
"Death at a funeral"
"we are family"
"Head of state"
Those niggas are pathetically madt..

wisemany2k:
Op, how can u miss out Tom Hank's "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN" & Mel Gibson's "WE WERE SOLDIERS"?

"That Saving.. and wind talker (Nicholas cage) ..are the best war film ever"
I hate seeing soldiers in war films screaming..

Hero10001:
It's halftime and it's DRAW!
You can still back Naija..

Chopped!

Hero10001:
Best Deal!

HT/FT;- X/2

8-)

It's halftime and it's DRAW!
You can still back Naija..
Chopped!

iceberylin:
Cut the tail

Feed it with weed

Bros, u bad oo.
Anyways, there are different types of dog, you get a suitable dog for the situation else abuse is ineffitable. i.e
You can't expect a poodle to fight as you can't expect a dobberman to play.
You gerrit?

Best Deal!

HT/FT;- X/2
or
Nig Win and Over 2.5.
8-)

Okay.

se0un:
Naija politics plenty nonsense. Go Ghana learn am proper.

Ghana fire!
Weh her Presido nor fit carry third for LG primary in Lagos.

nairalandist:
Perhaps the NA is short of soldiers. They need to attack with more aggression. Whatever happened to drones and remote surveillance? Perhaps the army chiefs themselves are a little outdated.

Drones and surveillance for where??!
Common binoculars, dem no get to talk of GPS.
The only thing weh dem get na potbelle, koboko and Ak-47.
Oga at the top don wolf the budget also sold the ammos and men to BH for cheap.
The question is;
1. Will BH stop if GMB be President?
2. If GMB sabi security, why him no wan help him people stop terrorism??
3. Abi, make all of us gather go beg Shekau for sambisa ni?!!
Something must be done, we need solutions fast.
Since BH don ransack the barrack, another bomb blast is looming and FG dey there dey look.
I wish it goes off "KaBoOOMM" in the DHQ, and Aso-villa instead of Schools, Parks, and Public places.
SMH..

Rikidony:
YOU ARE CRAZY, BLAME UR USELESS MILITARY OFFICIAL WHO RECRIUT ILL HEARTED SOLDIERS INTO THE MILITARY, ON NOV 5 ABOUT 300 NIGERIAN SOLDIERS FLED TO NIGER REPUBLIC AFTER BOKO HARAM ATTACK AND THE HAVE TO ABANDON THEIR BARRACKS WHICH THE INSURGENTS LOOT, WITH THE NEW EQUIPMENT GIVEN TO THEM BY THE GOVT.

Seconded.
The millitary are just a bunch of f.uck.ing s.hit!
Government is just like a human body's anatomy, if one part i.e (mouth/nose/stomach/hands etc) do not perform it's duty, then disability is inevictable.
Where are the mighty men of NA?!

Chillisauce:
Ehen, tell me something. So that your black and white tv still dey work . You don't mean it.

Sure it is..
E dey show eeeverything.
You say something no good and you no gree leave am.
Not every black man in the west is Naija's

Chillisauce:
Majority are busy chasing money. Yahoo Yahoo, ritualists, boko haram, 419ners, in jail overseas, abusing their wives , sowing seeds every where, running away from child support, sitting at home waiting to sell their daughters as bride price, kidnappers, bribe takers etc.

Very very few have their heads screwed tight.

Nigerian men don spoil Nigeria finish, dem go wait at embassy, Morocco route, just to have a taste of life in the west where people are treated as human regardLess of gender.

Make una dey dia dey find better Nigerian men, una go old.
Kikikik.

You post to trash Naija Men, are you for real?!
If you ain't kidding then i'm sorry for you cos you need help, fast.
FYI, Nobody holy pass, na west bad pass.
It's recorded, it's in the news, we dey watch am for t.v self, shit happens in the west daily with those mofos too.

thorpido:
There's nothing wrong with strong independent women.The examples you gave were strong women.
However,did you look beyond just the public image they exhibited?
These women worked WITH their husbands.They organised their programmes along with their husbands.
The problem with the ladies of nowadays claiming to be strong,independent women is that they come off more as rude and obnoxious and selfish just to prove they can do their own thing.

Do a bit of digging to find out how Dora Akunyili's husband was in her programme.Do the same for Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.These are strong women.

What about the Stronger and Powerful Petrodollar woman that is managing the petrodollar industry for her "TAN" boyfriend that suddenly became the richest in Africa recently against all odds?
She's got it.

Firefire:
My friend,... how far ee don don?



Chai, Barcanista,

Why are you trying to twist the truth...

Twisting or not, we know the truth.
Afefe ti fe, a ti ri furo adiye.
On a Goodbad scale, GMB was bad, GEJ is bad too.
Too many puzzles about em, it's like a pandy's box.
If i could go back in time, i would make sure Niger was delivered to the right hands.
Are we saying GMB, GEJ or J.anjawe..ed and Papa Deceive Pikin parties are the best Niger can get?!
Which way Nigeria?!!
SMH.

Oh no! Is it for real?!!
Bishop Munroe is too special.. He was the "only" teacher that preached "Attitude"
i will never forget his "Attitude and appetite" lessons @ the City of David, dem no get part 2.

Non violence is the answer to the crucial political and moral of our time; the need for manking to overcome oppression and violence without resorting to oppression and violence.

"Power and Violence are opposite; Where the one rule absolutely, other is absent.
Violence appears where power is in jeopardy" -Hannah Arendt.

Just start by faking it..
.."If you can act/pretend to be bold, then you are bold" -Hero.

Next time, go meet him and ask anything politely e.g hey dude can i kiss you for 5 minutes? If he pukes, just say oh! I'm just joking.
There's no harm in trying, i like bold ladies though.

There are two things involved.
1. You have to be strong too, give it to her before she asks.
Get burantashi+alomo+redbull or whatever will give extra. Whenever she comes around just do it, ffuck every holes aggressively.
2. Get orignal aboniki and ata gun-gun, mix same portion and apply as lubricant on condoms. If she no change within 24hrs chei.
"You don't know what you have until it's gone"

No big deal, drinking beer is not a sin.
I think it's time to sensitised/re-orientate Nigerians about the goodies in beer instead of excessive drinking of Ethanol and it products.
Also, non-alcoholic beer is raving internationally but not yet in Naija abi you want make i open brewery?
Cc; NB plc and Guiness.

True to some extent but without woman, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
"A virtuous woman is the best property a man can get" Proverbs 31:10-12.