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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 4:50pm On Apr 24, 2021
A40:
What is this jonzin talk? Where was Chelsea when there were 2 group stages and 17 games required to win a title? Only big boys like Madrid, Bayern and Milan were in the Whatsapp group so what is this 13 game okoto yarns?

Because of one fluky win in 2012 nobody go hear word again.

Sweat and blood indeed


Nobody cares what happened in 1608 when you played St. Etienne or Leeds. Tell us why Bayern behaves like electric current, always moving in the path of least resistance. If you are not playing a "coachless" and depressed team, you are playing lesser matches.

Answer that and tell me whose UCL(s) is a fluke.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 4:37pm On Apr 24, 2021
This match is critical, to both teams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 6:57pm On Apr 21, 2021
raumdeuter:

That is why he has more goals than all those added together
Show us his 13 games UCL trophy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 6:56pm On Apr 21, 2021
raumdeuter:


2020 it took the uselessness of Chelsea when they were flogged home and away for us to win the trophy

Corona edition - doesn't count.

Come and beat Chelsea in a 13 game arrangement.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 6:54pm On Apr 21, 2021
Until Lewandowski wins the UCL over 13 games like Drogba, Lampard, Terry, VVD have done, he will always remain a stat padder in the hinterlands of Bavaria.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 6:48pm On Apr 21, 2021
raumdeuter:


Why do you have to overturn a 3 goal deficit, You played with these senior players and chopped 3 unreplied goals at home. You have no shame

With senior players who cost a fortune, you lost by 3 goals at home and are now moaning about the away leg
Lampard at 41 is calling himself a rookie at that age Pep and Mourinho already won European trophies

Keep your Chelsea fixation aside for a minute. Tell us why your UCL trophies are always dented.

2013, it took the illness of a dying man to see to the final where you played one of your farmers.

2020, It took reduction of play-time to see you clinch the corona edition.

When faced with proper opposition, under proper conditions, your team scream and curl into a corner.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 4:52pm On Apr 21, 2021
raumdeuter:


If Lampard was a rookie coach, what was Flick who only joined Bayern in November

See the full academy boys that faced Bayern

When Flick started his coaching career, Lampard was still chasing squirrels in the parks of London.

Find another lie

Post the team we fielded against you in Germany to overturn 3 goals deficit.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 4:10pm On Apr 21, 2021
raumdeuter:


How many minutes did it take Chelsea to chop 7-1 home and away drubbing

You faced a rookie coach and academy boys.
Imagine an attack led by Tammy, Mount and Odoi.

The last time you faced a Chelsea side that could go toe-to-toe with you in the UCL, you were gaped to the entertainment of your fans.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 9:03am On Apr 21, 2021
swiz123:
I just pray Real Madrid doesn't pull out till 27th of April so wee could get a walkover to the final grin grin

That is not the way to walk to UCL glory. If we must win it, it should be through sweat and blood like we did in 2012, battling it home and away. 13 great games, minimum of 1,170 mins

Not like some corona edition a german club boast of, a UCL won in less than 1000mins regular time.


Pathetic.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 3:53pm On Apr 17, 2021
Skimpledawg:
grin
Abi na, one comma wey I omit gave me a different meaning to a sentence.
has Eruditor paid you? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 3:50pm On Apr 17, 2021
BlueMann:

As at 2012, Cech was 29. His previous club was Rennes. Right now, Mendy is 29. His previous club was Rennes.
I see the error.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 3:49pm On Apr 17, 2021
timbros:


No.

But the post didn't say he was signed in 2012. It was only stressing that Cech was signed from Rennes, same as Mendy.

I see.

The wonders of comma.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 1:00pm On Apr 17, 2021
popizaino:

[b] 2012, Chelsea had a 29 year old Petr Cech, signed from Rennes.
In 2021, Chelsea have 29 year old Mendy, signed from Rennes...
The Spanish cup final in 2012 was between Barcelona & Bilbao
It was between Barcelona and Bilbao this season.
Thomas Tuchel’s birthday is on the 29th of a month.
Chelsea’s UCL winning manager Roberto Di Matteo’s birthday is on the 29th of a month.
Di Matteo’s birthday is 29th May.
UCL final 2021 is on...29th May.
Lionel Messi missed a penalty in the UCL knockouts in 2012
Lionel Messi misses a penalty in the UCL knockouts in 2021
In the October 2011/12 season , Manchester United lost a PL game 6-1 & had a man sent off.
This season, in October, Manchester United lost 6-1 and had a man sent off.
Last time we played Guardiola in a semi final we won the double. The double was the Champions League and the FA Cup in 2012......
We will face Man City in the FA Cup Semi-final this weekend
Chelsea captain, John Terry was 31 in 2012.
Chelsea captain Azpilicueta is 31 this year.
Terry, Chelsea’s most senior & important CB was injured in the RO16 in 2011/12
Thiago Silva, Chelsea’s most senior and important CB was injured in the RO16..
In the UCL 2011/12 Drogba scored 6 goals. 2 headers, 3 with his left, 1 with his right.
In UCL 20/21 Giroud has scored 6 goals. 2 headers, 3 with his left, 1 with his right.
The last time Chelsea conceded five at Stamford Bridge? 2011/12
Chelsea also lost to West Brom in 2011/12
After 14 games Di Matteo, Chelsea’s UCL winning manager had a 71.4% win rate.
Tuchel currently after 14 games, has a 71.4% win rate
Both were employed mid season...
Chelsea faced a Spanish team, Barcelona in the Semi-finals after beating a Portuguese team in the quarter finals in 2011/11.
Chelsea will face a Spanish team, Real Madrid in the semi-finals after beating a Portuguese team in the quarter finals.
In their second league fixture against Tottenham in 2011/12, Manchester won 3-1.
Manchester United just beat Tottenham 3-1 [/b]


Na 2012 you sign Cech?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 12:58pm On Apr 17, 2021
UCL semis! man, I want this trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 9:44pm On Apr 07, 2021
Into the semis! Liverpool, madrid, i don't care bring it on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 6:25pm On Apr 06, 2021
UCL QF. Time for the fraud to bid everyone farewell as he crashes out with his $1billion squad.

By next week wednesday, i will repost this comment

HewlettPackard:
teams the fraud has played against in the UCL since he joined City

Celtic, Madrid, Monchengladbach, Monaco, Napoli, Basel, Feyenoord, Shakhtar, Liverpool, Lyon, Hoffenheim, Schalke, Atalanta, Zagreb, Tottenham.

Yet couldn't make it pass the QFs.


I spit on his Abolo.

and add Porto, Marseille, Olympiacos, Dortmund and it will still bang.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 6:12pm On Apr 06, 2021
Original jersey grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 12:56pm On Mar 13, 2021
Fulcrum benched! maybe Tuchel is keeping him for 4am dribbles.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 11:03pm On Mar 04, 2021
Hold the line guys, almost there!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 5:35pm On Feb 23, 2021
I have no doubt we will run ATM tonight.
least is a draw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 5:33pm On Feb 23, 2021
iamJ:
are our transfers as bad as barca? Or city? Or united self

No team dey perfect, even nba with just 5 players on the court, some players don't gel together, some take time, patience and insight is the difference between kdb leaving and staying, it's not easy to move from old players to young players and maintain your quality, very hard

Chelsea case is like this, managers will come and go, the club has to maintain an idea that will lead to long term growth for the club, we don't have a big stadium, we don't make enough money from other means like united, barca and madrid, that's why they built a loan army, it's like hedging, one way or the other, profit will be made or we get a good player that can be sold


Chelsea's policy is to buy young players with potential and make a profit tomorrow with them, if some become stars they will help the team grow and when they get to 28 the club will sell them make a profit and start again

Someone like havertz that was bought for 81m he is a long term player, if he becomes a star and excels at chelsea they will sell him for double the figure paid but they can't do that with mount

Its this policy that helps us to make huge transfers that most teams wouldn't do, compared to most premier league teams, chelsea have been very conservative self, how many players have barca bought for above 100m


Every top team will need 2 transfers every season to keep up, if you want to compete at the top with the best, 1 huge transfer each year, it's not cheap, stamford bridge can only hold 40k people, camp nou 100k, chelsea have found a way to make money and una dey wail, fans are ungrateful

Some people don't understand that there is also a business side of this club to run.

They think it is to sit in viewing centre and be shouting A-gol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 7:32pm On Feb 07, 2021
Skimpledawgg:
Awesomely great. Been a while we sw you on here
How your end?
Awesome.

Stay safe chief.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 7:18pm On Feb 07, 2021
Skimpledawgg:
There are so many arguments one just has to overlook here.
As in...
How's your side chief?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2021
airmark:


Tim. bros, come out. grin grin grin grin



Just that majority of you guys here argue for the sake of it, I don't understand why anyone will look at Liverpool and say VVD is a squad player who is a beneficiary of Kloop's system.

Ridiculous, I must say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2021
If this sees through, it will definitely be a win for football, and lovers of CFC. We can't be accommodating incompetence in the name of "legendary player status"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 2:56pm On Jan 24, 2021
TW is Morata beta version
you can't tell me otherwise.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 5:35pm On Jan 16, 2021
runtime:
If lampard starts pulisic ahead of cho, we fucking riot angry angry cool

runtime:
If kovacic or jorginho starts ahead of gilmor, i am fuckingg lampardout angry cry

You have the floor now Chief.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 10:37pm On Jan 12, 2021
Amoto94:

Don't you think the decision was strengthened further by Twitter and Facebook recent antics? Bobby has been a thorn in the flesh of the regime no doubt but the decision taken may be hinged on national security and the influence of fake news in disrupting the fragile peace Uganda is enjoying

He(Museveni) may use that as an excuse but this issue has actually been speculated in Uganda's polity far far before Trump's ish. Bobby Wine resounds well among the young population and SM has been one of his powerful tool. Museveni is just clipping his opponent basically, since he already controls local media.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 10:17pm On Jan 12, 2021
Amoto94:
Reechoing the statement of Sen. Ali Ndume when he was suspended by Saraki for speaking out, "today it is Sen. Ali Ndume tomorrow God forbid, it may be Ekweremadu. Uganda has blocked Facebook and Twitter for the upcoming election

This has got nothing to do with the Trump saga though, it is Yoweri Museveni not washing his dirty linens in public, because the only way the NRM can defeat Bobby Wine in Thursday's election is through rigging and other election malpractices.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 7:52am On Jan 04, 2021
airmark:


What was Klopp before joining Dortmund?

Klopp finished 6th in his first season with Dortmund and the following season he finished 5th. Next 2 seasons he won the league.

This same Lampard beat City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs last season but he must be sacked now.


I've never called for his immediate sack.

He can't take us anywhere, I see it clearly. If you see otherwise, fine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 9:50pm On Jan 03, 2021
nateevs:


I watched Liverpool fans say the same thing about Klopp. Now you all want us to be like Liverpool and want a manager like Klopp.

What you fail to realize is that Kloop was a great manager before coming to England with established football ideology, a league winner, a UCL finalist.

What was Lampard before coming to Chelsea? 2yrs at Chelsea what is he?

the recent losses are not my argument points, but Lampard tactics and approach. It is evident he doesn't have it W/D/L.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 9:42pm On Jan 03, 2021
rooftops:
.. season end? Let the new coach come in now know his players and salvage the season then by next season we can now start thinking of competing

this team can't compete for anything except Carling Cup and FA cup.

We need a striker, Werner buy was wasteful I don't know what plan Lampard had

We need a quality CM.

Basically this club needs to splash another 100-150 million pounds to build a major title challenging squad under a great manager.

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