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Bobby4090:
Those folks there constitute a nuisance. How can u have a mega slum in Lekki phase One. It's like building a heavy slum in the middle of Maitama. They have been given places to migrate to but they refused. City planning and land demarcation must be properly applied to if any city is to be great and liveable. It's not by force to be in Lag. Am from Imo state and the day Lagos doesn't favour me I head straight home rather than being a refugee in a foreign land.

Bros, there is a slum in Maitama

People in the know should come in and do justice to this topic.

What of how agba-elu originated? I will definitely love to read something on the proud origin of the AGBAELU people of northern Igboland.

sarrki:
Good one

Kanu you see your life

Can you see power of dialogue?

Not gra gra and names calling

Hian

Before anyone rushes to comment, this is satirical, and I think it perfectly describes all the actors in the Suleiman/ Otobo saga, and thus worth sharing.

A team of investigators working with Sahara Reporters now have in their hands a copy of a ‘mid-size’ joystick belonging to the General overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman.

One of the investigators revealed to a reliable source that the copy was made by Stephanie Otondo, the embittered lover of the embattled Man of God at the peak of their sexcapade.

“It’s unbelievable, the resemblance. What we have in our hands perfectly matches the description of the joystick made by Miss Otondo at her press conference few days ago.”
The investigator said.

“It’s of the same length, and of the same girth. The tip is smooth and ruddy, with its cap hanging above the rod like an old man’s cap on a small boy’s head. When ‘un-charged’, it lies sluggish like an old rag drenched in urine. This last feature is a major characteristic of cheating joysticks, and it’s why we have no doubt in our minds that what we have in our hands belongs to our randy Man of God.”
The investigator explained.



Phone call to Festus Keyamo, Miss Otondo’s lawyer reveals that he was privy to the leaking of the copy of the anointed joystick to Sahara Reporters.

“I’m aware of it, and I support it.”
He said.

“I personally ordered it to let Apostle Suleman be aware of what my client is capable of.”
He added.

Meanwhile, the General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman this morning gave two needy prostitutes a whooping NGN100m. This, his office explains, is in keeping in line with his propensity to give so that he never lacks in the other room.

http://satire.ezeja.com/2017/03/13/sahara-reporters-obtain-copy-apostle-sulemans-mid-size-joystick/