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spyder880:There is nothing to be proud of in a hideous wasteland ruled by unbrushed backstreet ruffians and plagued by the most hazardous of crimes and contagions. Onitsha is dead, and there is no other saving it than totally destroying it. |
Bellauc:Hello, you did not indicate the city you know best which you're interested in writing about, so I really can't do a thing with the contact you left behind. Please modify your comment so we can talk, if possible. Thanks. |
Senbanjot86:Our best writers are in Abuja, so we don't need more. Thanks for checking me out. |
Ghozky:Sorry, the 3 cities you mentioned are already taken. Thanks for stopping by. |
Gazzy88:Hey, we do already have a writer in Abeokuta. Thanks for stopping by. |
Amhappy:Hi, I tried sending you an email but it keeps crashing back at me. Do check if what you have above is correct. Thanks. |
If you're interested in writing for me, just drop your email address along with the city you know best which you're interested in writing about. A long-winded, exasperating trash -- like the one above, ain't necessary at all. Thank you. |
Happy New Year, everyone. Writers are still needed here. Just leave your email behind in this thread and I will get back to you. Thanks so much. |
Calling on writers in Jos, Kaduna, Kano, Minna. Would love to hear from you, now and in 2018. Just drop your email, and I will be in your inbox. Thank you. |
Writers are still very much needed, especially those in the SE and SS. Yeah, I mean those in Enugu, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Anambra, Delta, Umuahia, Calabar, Ebonyi, Bayelsa I haven't heard much from your side, and apparently would love to. Just leave your email behind, and I will contact you. |
Codeofconduct:I've got it. |
Codeofconduct:Good to hear you can write about all these places. And who are you? Some kind of omnipresent phantom? Just kidding. Drop your email here and I will be in touch soon. Thanks. |
DrJossy:I believe I have been in contact with this email, and I even have your work, but somewhere down the line, I requested for something which you're yet to send. What's up? |
Ibadan, Lagos and Abuja have long been taken. Other cities are still very much available, but only for those who can write about them with so much knowledge and pizzazz. Just drop your email and I will be in touch, sooner or later. Thank you. |
Hello house, I'm in need of writers who are based in or have superb knowledge of any of the cities in the country, and can write passionately about it. Leave behind your email address and the name of the city you're best fit to write about and I will contact you as soon as possible. Thank you. |
Hello, writers are still very much needed here. Just drop your email address and I will contact you. Thanks. |
We are still very much in need of writers. You can drop your email here and I will contact you. Writers based outside Lagos are now encouraged to apply: the sole criterion now is that writers must possess very deep knowledge of the city they reside in, and can write passionately about it. Thank you. |
Hello, I'm need of two writers for a blog and was wondering if there are people here who might be interested. Requirements: Writer must be based in Lagos, OR possess a superb knowledge of Lagos & its neighbourhoods and can write convincingly about them. Writer must be capable of producing at least a single article on the above topic each day till Christmas. If you are interested, just drop your email address and probably phone number below and I will contact you ASAP. Thank you |
Look like it's time for Buhari's propaganda warriors to earn their pay. |
Do you Thanks. |
Do you want to live in a goo |
Abuja |
Ronaaldo:Anambra is nobody's mate, it's simply on a class of its own. It's the most polluted dungeon on the planet, the largest net exporter of criminals in the world, has the largest concentration of fake drugs manufacturers in Nigeria, and still is the worst-performing economy in the South-east. Anambra is simply a decaying wasteland infested with imbeciles, and nobody would crave to be in the same class with anything from such clime. |
davear:You're right. |
cyberdurable:The guy he quoted is not Afonja, and it's dangerous to pretend he is one. The guy is a shit-sniffing Agba-elu bastard, and Umu Enugu should see him as that. |
malton:Sorry to burst your bubbles but you don't know a darn thing! Anambra is a rotten wasteland, and the only sensible thing their governor could have done is mass-demolish it and concession it to Enugu state government for mass planting of Okpa seed. With the highest number of imbeciles lying in shallow graves across its stretch than anywhere in the world, there obviously won't be any shortage of manure to boost the sprouting seedlings of the nation's most popular dessert. |
Ronaaldo:You said apart from Enugu town? Well, as for Anambra there is no exception and all corners of the gully-infested hell-hole is nothing but a giant graveyard that people only return to when there is a dead grandpa to bury. I personally have no problem with Umu Enugu selling their Okpa across the decaying stretch of your ritual-infested gullies. With bus-loads of your imbecilic first sons shipped down from Lagos, Enugu and Abuja on daily basis to waste far away from the eyes of the people holding their destinies, it would be very uncharitable for Enugu people - who obviously have milk of human kindness flowing in them, to not provide them with the cheapest thing that their monthly stipends could afford. |
Zombeism is real. Someone put up verifiable quotes of the information minister of a country lying, and all the argument some set of humans could bring to the debate is to demand for pictures? Tufia! |
Found this |
Ajuju JAMB |
So this literally means that when officers fighting Boko Haram cry out to the press that they have been made to fight Boko Haram with their bare hands, they will be prosecuted rather than be commended. |