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Politics / Re: VP Shettima Confirms Interception Of 45 Trucks Moving Maize Out Of Nigeria by Hezzyluv: 7:52pm On Feb 20
Wahala everywhere.

And they said we are not exporting... grin

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 6:48pm On Feb 20
chopnaira:

Wrong.

Buhari removed the subsidy. He made no provision for it for 2023. Tinubu just affirmed what Buhari already completed.

Anyway, subsidy had to go.. Atiku, Peter Obi and Sowore all would have removed subsidy as well.

Subsidy has to go sha. Na proper mechanism to cushion the effect dem no put in place. As it stands, if Subsidy continues, na to keep borrowing money dey pay for the thin, which in turn, sinks the country more and more. We wish and pray things gets better soon.
Business / Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by Hezzyluv: 6:15pm On Feb 20
BigDawsNet:
If you have plan for japa

Just wave it goodbye for now unless ur parent or sponsor works in Shell or CBN or with fed government

Those dat hav successfully japa... I congratulate u once again


cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

I still believe in miracles sha. cry cry
Travel / Re: Tanker Fell And Spilled Its Content In Benin City - Pictures by Hezzyluv: 5:55pm On Feb 20
Iamlordgee:
Choi.. If fire burst naw nko

No fire go bust for where diesel dey. Even if you light matches, trow it inside the spilled substance, it will quench. Diesel no dey volatile.
Business / Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by Hezzyluv: 5:47pm On Feb 20
Yesterday, it was 1,700 today it's 1,800. Befor this week runs out, it would get to 2k cry cry cry

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Science/Technology / Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by Hezzyluv: 4:54pm On Feb 20
post=128555680:
Is that all?!
We've seen BIGGER snakes abeg......

(You can edit that to World's Biggest Anaconda)

Cos when you talk about Big Giant Snakes,
Here you have it.....
Over to snake lovers..... ❤️


These ones big ooo shocked shocked shocked shocked
Science/Technology / Re: Northern Green Anaconda: World Biggest Snake Discovered In The Amazon Rainforest by Hezzyluv: 4:49pm On Feb 20
It's really HUGE but can't be the biggest.

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Family / Re: My Husband Hired Agbero To Beat Me After 8 Months Into Marriage – Woman Laments by Hezzyluv: 4:45pm On Feb 20
Yugoslavia247:
The man gave her a chance to fight her fellow woman and she lost.

A lesson to her that he can beat her to a pulp.

She could not beat her own woman to woman.

She is saying he paid your own woman to beat you up. Not a gang.

How did she know the woman was paid.

The way some woman mouth dey sharp for were men dey you go think say na Dem be Anthony Joshua.

Anytime she exhibit domestic violence my guy go call her fellow woman to teach her a lesson.


Fear women!!

Na so one little tin held my shirt collar over little a misunderstanding (she doesn't know me befor ooo). Note, even fellow man use to be intimidated by my side grin

I looked at her as if I should nodher and pour all her teeth on the floor. But, I still asked myself, what if she dies


I just told her, "If you no leave my shirt, if I slap you, u go pee for body". Na so the wey leave my shirt shap shap grin
Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 4:16pm On Feb 20
chopnaira:

You and who...I was not in Nigeria. I was working overseas during the date of election..

Aside that, I attended a GEJ campaign event at Eko Hotel in Lagos just before the election, I was handed $4000 in cash inside envelope. PDP motto is share the money 😁


Chai... u enjoyed the looting too.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 4:12pm On Feb 20
chopnaira:

The reason why we are here is because of the stupid Buhari policies and corruption.

Buhari ran Nigeria's foreign reserve dry sotey money no dey for fuel subsidy and to defend dollars again.


Shebi u people were standing on Buhari's mandate then?

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Perform Your Lagos Miracles - Solomon Dalung Taunts Tinubu by Hezzyluv: 4:03pm On Feb 20
APC don't have anything good to offer this country. When Buhari came, he used 2years blaming Jonathan. Today, it's Tinubu's turn (emilokan) he's blaming Buhari. undecided


But on the other hand, Buhari should be in jail by now. The corruptions under his Norse carried the speed of light.

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Crime / Re: BSUTH Staff Killed Over Stolen Phone In Makurdi by Hezzyluv: 8:57am On Feb 20
See people saying they should legalize the use of guns undecided

So that when u banter Chelsea's fan for seating 10th position in the epl table, he'll just run to his run, bring out his AK47 arrange 16bullets for ya body.

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Business / Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,730/$ At Parallel Market by Hezzyluv: 10:12pm On Feb 19
sevo:


lol... more like the galaxy ever had...lol

the guy just carry big head full picture and nah saw dust full am...


grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by Hezzyluv: 9:59pm On Feb 19
Dundalk:
Indomie hungry man size.. 500

With two eggs.. 300

Bottle water.. 150

Don't bother to ask for even change.. Is worthless


@bold shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: EFCC Confronts BDC Operators In Abuja (video) by Hezzyluv: 8:56pm On Feb 19
Gajagojo:


Government does not owe you anything
This entitlement mentality is the problem with many of us.owe


There is no right to eat rice
Let us develop taste for cocoyam and those foods grown in Nigeria

Let me tell.you a fact in the 70s no one are rice every day
Rich people are rice on Sunday and poor people on Christmas
Then 30 cups of garri was One Naira in the cities if you had a car and drove a few miles you would get 60 cups

Rice importation has damaged us

They stop people from using guns with the assurance they will provide security u dey here dey yarn this kind tins?? They owe the citizens nothing really

How much is the local rice and gari if I may ask? U no know is bcoz farmers are being chased from their farms by bandits that is worsening the situation? Anyway, for u to open your mouth and say Gov. Owe us ntin, i.e, (we should fight Fulanis armed with AK47 using knifes or whatever it is), l know where it's from. So, i wouldn't bother quoting u back again. Do have a pleasant night rest.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Confronts BDC Operators In Abuja (video) by Hezzyluv: 8:27pm On Feb 19
Gajagojo:

We need to stop eating rice
That is the bitter truth
We don't produce enough
And don't produce anything of value other than crude oil to use to exchange for rice. Our lazy youth feel entitled to ride bread and noodles without bothering about how they are produced
We need to.return to cocoyam yam and garri
Why do we feel we have a right to eat rice?

Your Government give them guarantee security for their farms abi?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Confronts BDC Operators In Abuja (video) by Hezzyluv: 8:11pm On Feb 19
Wahala everywhere for this country. grin

So Government suddenly woke up and realized it's Aboki BDC that's the cause of the economic hardship the country is currently facing. grin


A bag of Rice is around 80k, na Aboki cause am?

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Literature / Re: Give This Picture A Befitting Title !!! by Hezzyluv: 7:20pm On Feb 19
No gree for anybody. grin
Sports / Re: Serie A: Napoli Players Angry Over Special Treatment Accorded Osimhen by Hezzyluv: 7:17pm On Feb 19
Osimhen should have left Napoli early this season. It's obvious he has over stayed his welcome.

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Politics / Re: Exchange Rate: NERC To Increase Price Of Prepaid Meters by Hezzyluv: 10:09pm On Feb 18
Na real Emilokan be this one.
Politics / Re: Sylvanus Namang: Gunmen Kill Plateau APC Publicity Secretary by Hezzyluv: 10:00pm On Feb 18
They have brought sorrow to his family now. undecided

RIP
Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Can Challenge Us In 2027 – Wike by Hezzyluv: 9:51pm On Feb 18
Nice2023:
They have seen una finish.

I pity those who are purely living on salary of 100 to 200k.

Note it that,u will never have enough to save.

This is what we tried avoiding.

This is pure see finish.




Wein u dey talk? People are living on 30k and below, u here saying 100 to 200k.

Even today, I was 2gether with a guy that collect 25k as salary.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 18th February 2024 by Hezzyluv: 5:48pm On Feb 18
Onana oooo that guy never fails to disappointgrin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 18th February 2024 by Hezzyluv: 4:41pm On Feb 18
akaahs:
This boyz go frustrate man u today. Very stubborn club.


Not only these guys. Did u noticed that any club that plays against man utd plays it with the whole of their heart? See Bunley that Arsenal trashed yesterday, if it wereto ne man u, they would have play the whole of their hearts out in that match.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Remain Top Destination Of Capital Importation Into Nigeria In Q4, 2023 by Hezzyluv: 3:31pm On Feb 18
No caps
Business / Re: When Last Did You Have 10naira In Your Possession? by Hezzyluv: 2:12pm On Feb 18
I have one here, very useless. There was aday i saw one flayin on the street of my house, even the school pupils avoided it. bcoz, it can buy nting not even ordinary sachet water. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Am I wrong for refusing marriage counseling when my husband suddenly wants anoth by Hezzyluv: 1:52pm On Feb 18
Too much wahala in marriages.

Some people selling motivational books like "ESSY WAY TO BE RICH", but they themselves are poor, even the marriage counselors have their own marriage problems, they're just pretending all is well.


Anyway, madam, to make your marriage work, dey your hands!

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Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Hezzyluv: 12:22pm On Feb 18
guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

Pick me
Business / Re: Fuel Subsidy Surges Higher Than Pre- Tinubu Administration by Hezzyluv: 12:13pm On Feb 18
This is something else. The reason is not far fetched.

The brutality and fatality Dollar is doing to Naira is insane.
Politics / Re: Gambling Is Now A Menace And A Social Problem. by Hezzyluv: 12:10pm On Feb 18
PinkNature:


All isn't well sir.

Back in the days (Before 2018) Gbagyi women will harvest their yam tubers and bring it all the way from the bushes to my house, which my dad will skillfully bargain big 12+ tubers for ₦1,700 and it will serve the house for almost a month.

Today, nobody brings yams for us to buy again, we have to go to the market to buy 6 tiny yams for 2k+

Mudu of ordinary garri is ₦750.

Things are very difficult, people gamble with the hope of getting money to survive, but the truth is that, they'll keep loosing their money to bet companies without winning any sensible money.

@bold, una still dey enjoy na. Maybe u based where they farm Yam. Here, one tiny Yam goes for 1,500. cry

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Politics / Re: Gambling Is Now A Menace And A Social Problem. by Hezzyluv: 12:08pm On Feb 18
The problem is being lost in gambling.

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