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FamilyRe: When Did You Realize You Were No Longer A Visitor In Your Best Friend's House? by Hezzyluv:
The guy's dad fart so loud. Everyone knew he did but he pointed finger at me. Saying, it was me. And his wife said to me, Gabriel, when it's your turn, make sure the sound brings down the roof of this house. grin

And we all laughed sarcastically. grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Who Wins This Award For Best Nigerian Billionaire Product Marketer? by Hezzyluv: 2:10pm On Oct 21, 2025
Dangote should have this one.

That refinery make me add more respect to him.
PhonesRe: Sold by Hezzyluv: 4:35pm On Oct 20, 2025
Knowles12:
very low brother
280
HealthRe: Fact About Men Built Like This? by Hezzyluv: 9:21pm On Oct 18, 2025
They hardly engage in physical confrontation.

Most of them poor Sha. The time them get to hustle for money, them dey use those time lift Irons. grin
CareerRe: Doctor Compares His 7-year Salary In Nigeria And 6-month Salary In The UK by Hezzyluv: 8:56pm On Oct 18, 2025
WhizdomXX:
Nobody even asks how much they use to get education over here. There should be a temporary ban on medical professionals leaving the country. You can't get subsidized education and go on to insult the same country by going to where they spend over 1000% on the same education to work.
Wetin you talk make sense die...

From what he even wrote, it's obvious his family can't afford to train him in the same UK from beginning till he becomes a certified doctor.
PoliticsRe: Army Rescues 21 Kidnap Victims In Coordinated Operations Across Kwara And Kogi by Hezzyluv: 8:46pm On Oct 18, 2025
God will continue to shame the enemies of this nation from the East, west, North and South. Particularly the North.
EducationRe: 15 Universities That Have Produced The Most Billionaires by Hezzyluv: 2:37pm On Oct 18, 2025
If person is a billionaire in hard currencies, they're the one's I expected to be shouting, "money na water". They can never do that though. But, na their Wizkid, Nyanya, O.Kubana and co ringing tone be that grin

American na baba....
HealthRe: Help!!! What's This On My Baby Toes by Hezzyluv: 7:20pm On Oct 15, 2025
In as much as advice would come, make sure you see a dermatologists. Yes in plural, more than one. Because, some knows their job more than the others.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Hikes Petrol Price To ₦992/Litre In Lagos by Hezzyluv: 1:49pm On Oct 13, 2025
justli:
'People no shout', but you are impoverishing people at a faster rate than they can keep up with. Their is a reason people in west protest over pennies increase in the price of bread. They understand economics. But you all, zero common sense.
How do you come here and say people will cope?

Sending your daughters to do prostitutions to make ends meet is that how you cope?

Or receding from city to a more rural area where rents affordable is that how you cope?

Or is it by jacking up the price of cars so high no civil servant below the level of director can afford a new car, is that the coping?

You all will still learn one day.
I dey hear the hardship pass you. No be cause am. Channel your anger to baba buulaba pls.
HealthRe: No Bra Day 2025: Breast Cancer Awareness Day by Hezzyluv: 1:33pm On Oct 13, 2025
Remains me of when my elder sister died right at my front. As in, (she breath her last breath right in my front) as a result of breast cancer. cry cry cry cry

Keep resting sis. cry
PoliticsRe: NNPC Hikes Petrol Price To ₦992/Litre In Lagos by Hezzyluv: 1:27pm On Oct 13, 2025
We are used to it already. If they like, let them sell it #1,500. Shebi cooking gas jumped from 950 per kg to almost 3k some days ago and people no shout?
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Trump Delivers Speech At The Israeli Parliament Amid Hostages Exchange by Hezzyluv: 1:11pm On Oct 13, 2025
Trumps the man with balls. God bless him regardless what the critics are says...
CelebritiesRe: Tinubu Grants Maryam Sanda A Presidential Pardon After Killing Her Husband by Hezzyluv: 8:30pm On Oct 11, 2025
There are a lots of awaiting trail in our prisons ooo
PhonesRe: Android Phone Needed Budget 100k by Hezzyluv: 6:12pm On Oct 11, 2025
Sagenifty:
which android phone can I get for 100k for that price? I don’t mind older devices that are still really functional
Go to ANY slot, you will see phones bellow 100k sef. Infinix, Techno, Itel etc... them dey.
CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Hezzyluv: 2:32pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number & move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't always be available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
U dey vex oooo...
Someone can not play with you? grin grin angry sad
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by Hezzyluv: 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2025
Softmirror:
When last did you eat food?!
U should have ask me, when last did I experienced insecurity? Or better still, when last did I die? grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by Hezzyluv: 7:21pm On Oct 09, 2025
Softmirror:
Please don't derail this thread. Thank you.

Back to the topic. The greatest achievement of all of Tinubu's achievements is his ability to run a chain line of successive government in which has ensured that his vision is not detailed.
Derail the thread "bi bawo"? One can't sey the truth in peace again? Abi wetin I talk na lie?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Old Campaign Poster As Governor Of Lagos Under AD (Throwback Photo) by Hezzyluv: 7:11pm On Oct 09, 2025
What do you think?
Do you believe Tinubu has lived up to the promises made back then both as Lagos State Governor and now as President of Nigeria?
Hunger dey ooo insecurity on the rise, plenty people dey really suffer. Nigeria is now better na only for news papers and social media ooo.
PhonesRe: Took Me 2 Years To Forgive Myself: Man Shares Danger Of Putting His Phone On DND by Hezzyluv:
That no stop me from putting my phone silent or on plane mode if I want to sleep. I can't have hectic day and still can't rest well for 2morrow's work because of phone call.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Daughter, Niger State Gov, Celebrate Independence Day In Manchester by Hezzyluv: 12:45pm On Oct 09, 2025
TruthHurts1:
These people have no shame. So this is how they're squandering public money while Nigerians are facing poverty and insecurity?
I no understand.

Na the governor or president daughter wey travel to Manchester to celebrate with people wey organized the event be squandering of money? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel, Hamas Signed Off On The Peace Plan Hostage To Be Released Soon_Trump by Hezzyluv: 12:32pm On Oct 09, 2025
No doubt Trumps is a great man.

But, Is it only me that sees pride or arrogance each time Donal Trump twitt? grin
SportsRe: A Reminder Of Cristiano Ronaldo's Salary At Al-nassr by Hezzyluv: 12:27pm On Oct 09, 2025
Lungs:
This op is high on kwale weed or maybe an expired codeine. which Athlete earns 400000000 a year ?
The op no really cap oooo..

SportsRe: A Reminder Of Cristiano Ronaldo's Salary At Al-nassr by Hezzyluv: 12:22pm On Oct 09, 2025
Ronaldo is the real definition of " I CAME I SAW AND I CONQUERED ''
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Arrest Of Mahmoud Yakubu by Hezzyluv: 8:42pm On Oct 08, 2025
The same man that was given national award OON? This one na nominal shakara, nothing day happen.
Car TalkRe: Tinted Permit Enforcement On Hold – Police by Hezzyluv: 4:20pm On Oct 08, 2025
Good....
Because, is like all the Police men in Nigeria don gather for Lagos dey look for vehicle owners with tinted glasses causing more holdup.undecided
AgricultureRe: I Killed My First Snake Ever, Today In Our Garden #photos by Hezzyluv:
This kind snake run pass Usain Bolt .

I see two species of snake though. grin
CrimeRe: The Tragic Story Of Lt. Samson Haruna Whose Wife Burnt Alive by Hezzyluv: 2:02pm On Oct 08, 2025
This is so sad. I once date a girl. She loves me so much and I love her as well. But when I realized she gets angry too much (red flag) , I just decided to call it quick even after 5 to 7 years of being together. I no fit shout
PhonesRe: Google Pixel 6 Pro 28ok by Hezzyluv: 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2025
Mpcoll001:
Camera is super clear. In fact, extremely clear .. Battery isn't too strong. Will give it 70%
That means, I have to change the battery and work on the fingerprint.

It goes for how much then? I mean last price!
PhonesRe: Google Pixel 6 Pro 28ok by Hezzyluv: 10:08pm On Oct 02, 2025
Mpcoll001:
Google pixel 6 pro
Ram 12gb
Rom 256gb
Fingerprint doesn't work
Very neat and working excellently
Ikorodu, Lagos

070 659 934 00
The absence of finger print from the phone tho. How strong is the battery and is the camera super clear?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian States With The Most Languages — 2024 by Hezzyluv: 9:35pm On Oct 02, 2025
I think this na one of the reason the country is not too United. What could be considered as poo, taboo or insult from one tribe might actually be a delicious vegetable soup to other tribe. grin
PoliticsRe: Wike Flags Off "Light Up Abuja Project" To Provide Solar Lighting Across FCT by Hezzyluv: 9:24pm On Oct 02, 2025
Very controversial man. But, he's arguably the best FCT minister.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria @ 65: FG declares October 1 As Public Holiday by Hezzyluv: 9:02pm On Sep 29, 2025
If I say what is in my mind then go ban me. grin
Since I no get any other country, Happy Birthday then.

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