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LordReed:
Whooot?! Best spiciest meat ever!!! Unlike the bland cow meat. Goat and ram meat number one, cow meat number last.

smh. Bewarned that eating goat meat has the tendency to form goat characters in its eaters

LordReed:
Very possible. She was in breach position, spoke to her to be a darling and turn, she did.

Seen her around, was wondering when you will make the introductions.

hmm. Good God. That was a miracle, you know.
Oya answer my sweets na

Specialist900:
choi, better believe

Where you?

Elantracey:
Thanks mum , not yet , cooking at the moment , will the prefer the massage when an done. .

All good dear, just beep me. Me at your service

Elantracey:
hello sir LordReed pleased to meet you * stretches out my hand *

Big brother...

LordReed:
Unless na goat meat and pepper soup she begin chop me and her no go drag. LoL.

Wetin una dey find for that meat wey get yeye smell. Baddest meat ever!

LordReed:
From inside belle I don dey drag her ear make she hear word. LoL

If only it's possible. Haha. Sorry pls was on the phone. Need to introduce you to Elantracey my sweet daughter. Have you met her before?

Elantracey:
of course mum , anything for you

I know I can count on you. Let me use this medium to introduce my elder brother to you. LordReed.

Elantracey:
hmmmm


Just so much work , it was as if they have been waiting for me to come home so they could transfer all the chores to me.

Eya and Acidosis your twin ran away. If my hand reaches out to him eh. Sorry dear do I get some warm water for you to take a hot bath or do you prefer a massage?

Specialist900:
see jjc o. Stay there.

We have tayed together o

Uncle Specialist na my pikin you dey talk to so. Dey well oh! She be correct ajebo unlike me so pls speak queen's English to her as she's one. Ok?

Elantracey:
see this old man o , you don see where mama dey prefer her nephew to her own pikin ?

oh, dearie be nice to your cousin as you usually are. He's your big brother you know. Forgive me for not making a formal family introduction, would you?

Elantracey:
Am good just stressed out . thanks mum

Sweets, sorry dear. Perceived it in your response. Don't ask how, it's God's gift to mothers. Pls what's stressing you? Can we talk?

LordReed:
I believe you brother.

I still did not read anything

LordReed:
If I talk wetin I see before I marry her you go think say I dey form spiri koko. Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone, sa fini.

I wish you can form spiri koko. Waiting for the day

Big bro LordReed the way you dey take time reply it's either you're multitasking or my phone is better than yours afterall

Elantracey:
amen . He's fine but i don't know whether he was banned.

Okay dear. You sound calm or cold which should I say now? Hope you're alright

Specialist900:
No go chop food meant for DD o. Cos this goal no be here o

My dear you can say that again. Lol

Specialist900:
lol. But sincerely, I for like add o

For why na? No worry she go trip for you like that

Specialist900:
Wetin I go do again na

go marry. My lord has taken shape since we wedded :-P

LordReed:
LoL! Me wey dey find height to add on top this one? LoL

My weight goal is maintain a steady 100kg of pure muscle.

Jesus is Lord! Good night sir!

Specialist900:
me sef get chest.

I didn't read anything

LordReed:
I gree. LoL

Continue helping him to deceive himself you hear?

LordReed:
Hmm why don't I believe this?

You're doubting Thomas na. You no see my sharp mouth? Me sef know say I worry. Na only God dey change me so

LordReed:
Me why don reduce. I know say my wife go shout when she see me.

Eya. Make she do come pump you with food. If you grow pass wetin I see you wan form Goliath be dat

Specialist900:
No worry, I no see the height sef. For my mind we dey same height

If I hear. Na console you dey console yourself abi?

LordReed:
No doubt about that. I have first hand experience of both too. The name of the Lord commands them both so nothing to be scared of there.

Word.

Specialist900:
see the married people talking. Hmm

No worry your RIB go soon show

Specialist900:
Abi, so make I fit get body look healthy like big bros

Yes o. E just dey use height intimidate us for nothing.

LordReed:
Na so me too like am LoL.

Unlike me wey too dey trouble my lord.

LordReed:
LoL, no worry na so we go dey watch you and your wifey like Indian film. LoL

Yes oh. Let me help him say AMEN

Specialist900:
#singing 'some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food, send it to us that can eat'

haha. Indeed. Wish I could prepare a delicacy for you. You deserve it you know.

LordReed:
Anytime is a good time, as far as no be demonology we wan yarn. LoL

but you sef. Demons are as real as angels. I've seen both you know. :-P