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LordReed:
Today is not so busy so I have time.

You wan become nun? LoL

Today isn't an exception. It's not about me na. You were telling a story about you that caught my attention

LordReed:
Better start, guru like you.

I wish. Me eavesdropped you talking about 2yrs celibacy. Me is interested in that gist. You're almost always online. Me is suspecting you.

LordReed:
Amen!

My night was good hope yours was too.

Yes o. Had a refreshing night. Woke up with one kai joyful mood that's lingered all day. Wishing I was this light most of the time. How's your day been sir?

Specialist900:
Oh yeah,


Beautiful day to you all.
cc: LordReed, Elantracey

Just returned home. Feels cool to have less to do. Went to school. Met with staff. Crosschecked their records. Compilation continues tomorrow. Big bro don't mind us we've not digitalized our computation process. Little by little we'll get there, you hear?

Specialist900:
closing remark

Hope you shared the grace. Good morning sir

LordReed:
One of my favourite scriptures:
Romans 8:14 For those who are led by the Spirit of God are the children of God.

Bless you sir for this Word. May the Lord lead us in paths of righteousness roday. Trust you had a pleasant night.

Acidosis:
Chei!!

I don miss my people

Mummy HFOG; pls bare with me ooo, how have you been ma, and today's service..?
I have also missed my tracey... Elantracey dear, how are you today?

We've also missed you. Yesterday's service was great. Where have you been? Were you banned? Make I kuku follow you before you disappear again.

None of the above

Beautiful.

Alright, good night everyone. God bless and keep you all.

Specialist900:
from where I wan start na

:-(

Specialist900:
will gladly receive with open arms and legs

Table set sir. Pls come and dine

Specialist900:
ah, I no know o

;-(

Specialist900:
the only hope of eating rice today don dash.

Plus salad too. Even kunu

E never finish o. I fit warm am gladly serve you

Specialist900:
I no see o. I go search later

Ok. Share something spiritual with me. I need a word. If you know what I mean.

Specialist900:
you sef suppose invite person

Abi? Forgive and forget sir

Specialist900:
job carry our eyes see something sha. The story of our meet funny sha

Eya I can almost imagine. God go settle all of us give us our heart desires.

Specialist900:
dollarland ko, pennyland ni

No mind big bro e dey use us do part time. Did you see his thread on marrying two wives and husbands? Truth don dey commot small small

LordReed:
No mind me I dey enjoy some jokers on reddit.com. It's almost like the US version of NL only it's not named dollarland LoL!

Little wonder. I see. So you get another family? I understand that your polygamous thread now.

Specialist900:
yeah, a few. Like 2 peeps. We hooked up when we went job searching/interviews/test

interesting. You guys are my first

Specialist900:
No be you alone chop the rice and salad this evening. You bother send my own?

Ask and...

Specialist900:
dry kwa. Na harmattan season cause am


No dey remind us, we know say oga lord dey today

haha. If e pain you go marry. :-P
Apart from big bro and I have you met any other NLander?

Specialist900:
you na miss world na. Uncle fit attest to that

All I dey say na why I never grow pot belle

I no know the kai food you dey chop plus e bi like say d belle just dey wait for my in-law to show before e manifest

Big bro why are you quiet? You guys are just dry. Make I go sleep sef. At least nobody fit use me do guy today my lord dey live and direct

Specialist900:
na him my own still flat like models

If I hear. If na so models dey that means I bi miss world na

Specialist900:
person wey chop dinner now no go still chop for dream?

Just saying

Eating late dey cause pot belly

LordReed:
No mind Specialist e go cook eba. E think say na rice wey you go boil am till e done so e dey stand for inside kitchen make the eba no burn.

hahaha

LordReed:
LoL! I sure say na wetin dey happen be dat.

Where did you chase specialist to?

LordReed:
Overload, heat, basically the computing resources are too small for a guru like you.

lol. load? Don't even have a memory card on it so no audio files. Just few pix, text messages, contacts and what have you. Maybe the phone wan show say e tenure don finish

LordReed:
Not like me, she's more of a turkey eater.

Oh. Good. What makes a local phone like mine to hang?

LordReed:
I will call your hubby for you, LoL

He's here sef. He'll also tell you that I usually preach same to him. Btw, he's a goat meat fan. I think it's a male thing. Does wifey like goat meat too?

LordReed:
I like sweet things.

You better change. It's not good for your health