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LordReed:
Amen!

Let me stop following you before NLanders start to suspect me or I start to embarrass/choke you. Take care

LordReed:
I will comfort you and say there are no goats in heaven LoL!

That won't suffice. *rubs eyes and brings out handkerchief in preparation to wail*

Specialist900:
the no easy part also need talking o. E NO EASY

You know I'm always all ears. Me don't want to intrude. E bi like say I just dey pokenose since. Big bro is also here. You've all you need I think.

LordReed:
Chei! See defense! LoL

We never settle polygamy/polyandry/celibacy matter this one wan add homosexuality. From where na? Abegi

Specialist900:
I mean the channel no easy but Grace still dey o. God's grace

Always sufficient. God'll keep us all within the boundaries of His love

BuddhaPalm:
I think you're sexy.

Plsss shut up! Please! And get thee behind my brother o (satan).

LordReed:
LoL. Na when goat meat finish for this world na im I go forget.

Counselor, what if I cry?

LordReed:
Not right in myself. It wasn't a one time thing but I knew that it didn't have a hold on me so I needed to prove that to myself. In a way it's actually longer but I am not counting courtship period.

Hmm. Thanks for this transparency. God bless and keep you.

Specialist900:
not the forced one like reverends o

Na you understand wetin you dey talk.

Specialist900:
my second drink after coke

Your appetite needs a formatting. First goat meat then this...smh

Obinoscopy...it's well with you and yours. I'll send you a mail. My heart aches. You have my prayers

Grateful for the long awaited payment made today. His love in time past forbids me to think, He'll leave me at last in trouble to sink. With Christ in my vessel I'll smile at the storm.

Specialist900:
I trust.

that one dey standby

No dull yourself. Malt dey before you accuse me of not offering you.

Specialist900:
some people will be frowning by now

Not at all. Make I also tackle you. You dey celibacy channel like big bro?

LordReed:
How can I forget. Specialist plus goat meat!

Forgetting is a good sign. Me not bothered. Me know it's a gradual process

LordReed:
No it wasn't a besetting sin but I felt not right. I felt a challenge, to prove that man via the Spirit can have self control.

Felt not right to who? Wasn't a beseting sin, meaning a one time event? Then your celibacy exceeds two years na. And who were you trying to prove the point too. Sweet blessedness - yes we can have self control through the Spirit

LordReed:
I wish I could be a counsellor but I am too emotional sometimes I don't know if I can handle women crying in front of me as a routine.

Hmm. I've gotten your medicine.

LordReed:
Gbam! Extra turkey for you.

Ope o. E bi like say una don abandon goat abi? Faithful God

Specialist900:
Tor. My big bros money is talking

Yes ke. No bi beans. I know say na humbility dey worry am if not e no pally with us.

Specialist900:
see as the story dey sweet

Yes o. E easy to get sincere big bro? Shift joor go prepare for your own o

LordReed:
I needed to take stock of my life and refocus.

Hmm. Did this have anything to do with your conversion? Or was incelibacy simply a die hard besetting sin?

LordReed:
It ended some 3 years before I met my wife.

Interesting. True confession. *readjusts sitting position* Listening to you brother.

Saucer...me see you.

Specialist900:
you no dey see her puff puff cheek ni

I dey see o. E easy to dey yankee?

LordReed:
I tell you. I wish I can show you the video. The girl dey form mighty Igor. LoL

One crate of malt please (to keep the story flowing you know na).

Eya. I can imagine. *hurriedly brings in two crates of malta guiness* Pls feel free sir

LordReed:
Naa, this was way before I got married.

Should I give meaning to this statement or would you be kind enough to explain yourself sir?

Specialist900:
na family planning maybe

If I hear. No be only planning na scheduling. Can a married man be with his wife and form celibacy in the name of family planning? Impossicant!

Specialist900:
big bros could design a software for you guys

We'll not mind at all oh! Big bro do you do web design? This YouWiN award people opened one for me and asked me to edit some stuff there. Me never touch am at all at all

LordReed:
She dey follow me so my she dey see my posts. Na today I post about celibacy although I don talk am before for another thread.

So what was the short celibacy for? What motivated it and why just 2years?

Specialist900:
hmm. How aunty HFOG dey go dig out your past like this na

There's freedom in the family to ask anything. Na you no wan use your blank cheque

LordReed:
Yeah I am home. Come and see DD trying to sit up today! She almost threw herself off the bed. LoL

Yeah dig away but you will pay o!

Wow! She go don turn big girl before they land. This is pleasant news indeed. How much is the bill, big bro?

LordReed:
For week day it is. I'm not so active on weekdays until after work.

What do you wanna know about that story?

Okay I see. So I can dig into your past free of charge ba? Are you back from work?