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iLegend:
I'm fúcking angry with you. U no dey change that jean wey you wear?





























Chaii, see ya head, you don dey vex already. Commot joor.

hibiscus76, I have been thinking of you lately.
How have you been?

abbeyboy2o15:
hibiscus76

abbeyboy2o15:
Dont know her much but does not matter even find her moniker difficult to remember ok nairalander help me in calling her out (hibiscus76) she is the real deal and just do that for me and make my day. hibiscus76

abbeyboy2o15:
hibiscus76

viickerz:
yeah...i dont blame u, Short people and insecurity

viickerz:
look, i dont need to lie, i have a life outside nairaland, a sweet one , its not my fault that ur life is sooo boring that all u do is come online and notice flaws..

Its no flaw, the dispenser is the old type that can be opened at the top...

Jump off my dick abeg

kamel4real2015:
human mouth is even bigger than water dispenser mouth people can lie for africa.

viickerz:
lol.. It was not covered at the top, i mean the water dispenser, and about the car, it was a landrover jeep.,

stop acting like an unpaid detective

viickerz:
So many crazy things

one time i was at this party, there was this big water dispenser filled with a mixture of palmwine, some hot drinks, and tramadol. It was plenty inside it, people were drinking from it and partying and turning up.

Then this random guy, vomitted inside the water dispenser , nobody seemed to notice this, everybody just continued partying .
Funny enough, people were still drinking from the alcohol filled water dispenser mixed with vomit.. It was so gross, disgusting .
i stayed away from the dispenser all night , i just stuck with my beer..
It was really disgusting and gross looking at people drinking the dudes vomit..


Another time, i was at a party, i was sooo drunk, i went outside the hotel and arranged with a girl, we went inside one of my friends car and started......... You know

i was very drunk so all i could think of was my dick.. After about 7 minutes or so, my friend that owned the car suddenly flung open the car door, Apparently, he also wanted to straff a chick in the back seat of his car,

i did not even budge, i just adjusted, opened the second door on the left, stick my legs outside and pulled the girl closer so as to create room for my friend, it was really akward .straffing a girl in a car with ur legs outside and ur butt outside. Lol

share urs too guys

vizkiz:
hibiscus76

STFUareyouG0d:
This is so not necessary


Easy bruv, EASY

Babzilla:
Let me guess. your bf left you Or guys dont seem to pay you attention and you think its because you are short

daewoorazer:
shey u ar short ni? Dont wory dear, i do shortees.












Apart frm d fact dat som guys ar ego-bloatd, kpekus is kpekus....i neva hear short kpekus o

in oda news, i learnt dy can be xo hot.temperd due to inferiority cmplex

kamel4real2015:
that is some people job but you dont hear what they are saying.

Randy91:
TOO artificial!!! spits and walk out of thread!!!!

Heineken:
babe you're not bad

Cutezt:
Pls Maam, I Urge You To Take A Quick Glance At Her Profile And See The Threads She Is Always Creating.

Cutezt:
am Not Glad For Sure, But This Girl Just Seems Confused, Sorry To Say.

Cutezt:
And Who Told You That You Are Normal?

firstking01:
JAnd i'm hypnotized by your looks and physique