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NwaAmaikpe:



Charles Billion is the fool here.
He tricked this girl,
Deceived her,
Impregnated her,
Then married her.

He could do all of these because of the 'Billions' in his name.
She was attracted to Charles because of his name.
Mimi got into the home to find out he was struggling to even be a millionaire. Dude wasn't as flashy as she thought he was. All was certainly not rosy with him.
Then he was spending the little he had chasing skirts.

Being a wise girl,
She got a dude on the side while patiently waiting for Charles to give her a reason to walk away from the marriage.

Dude did.
Gbam!! She's returned his brideprice, even paid dowry.

Now she's a rebound Ho to some already hooked up dude with girls at his beck-and-call.
Making her even more guilty of the offences Charles committed.

MORAL
When a woman doesn't want to make a relationship work anymore. Just know she's on to the next one.
Count your losses and move on.

Secondly, when a woman ditches her relationship for you... Don't feel over the moon.
Just know you are only a very dispensable risk asset to her because like Chris Brown famously said, "these hoes ain't loyal".

I used to admire your wit before now.. But I'm disappointed man.. Seeing you in every post isn't ideal for someone like you.. If I didn't know better, I'd think you're trying so hard to stabilize your relevance in Nairaland since you were probably banned for a while.
All I'm saying is, you're trying too hard now..

bignoisemaker:
hibiscus76 will buying you sharwarma do the trick??


Biacan if i take u to kada or the movies will you open for me??


Divay22 if i turn maga will you twerk for me??

I don't do sharwarma, sorry

chrisley:
He myt be a decent n humane fellow in real life.. I don't judge peeps by dia e-persona cos de are often all make-believes

if uv been stalkin his posts u'ld see wia he had intermittently askd sum graduates to mail dia CV's to him in a bid to pull strings n help dem secure jobs.. witout chagrin a dime

So just 4get abt de nasty tinx he says while trollin 4 fun but follow wat he does.. "Follow ma lead cos ma language is dangerous"- cappadonna of wutang clan

Thanks for seeing through his E-persona

Ladies : Nse Ikpe Etim, Bimbo Akintola
Male: yemi blaq, Jim Iyke

Saintsammurai:
I don't patronize whores...

you don't understand my post.

I hear

Equal2DeTask:
I'm Equal2detask

Obviously. That's your moniker

Equal2DeTask:
I like u

Aiit, thanks I appreciate

Equal2DeTask:
U didn't answer me


Is he ur bf?

Why do you care?

sexybbstar:
Dumebi is a Facebook friend and he said he's not nwaamaikpe. Just because he used one of nwaamaikpe's quote doesn't mean he's the one.

continue falling for his jokes

Equal2DeTask:



Is he ur bf....?


I can do better...

do what exactly?

modelmike7:
Who is he?
Your uncle?!

Just an harmless question btw.......

Someone that's wiser than you.. A harmless answer by the way

He had this to say on FB

"My name is Michael Chidumebi Johnbosco Ngige and today is my BIRTHDAY.

Customarily,I tried to surge up sorrowful moments from my little stay on earth, tragedies that could strike pity in the hearts of my readers.

Buh ohhh, I remember, I've not really been in those tragic situations people do talk about.

I've never been robbed or accused falsely... I've never been in any life threatening accident/situation niether have I lost a close loved one.

So I'm just lucky.

People tend to look at my picture and mistakenly conclude that I must be an intelligent person.

No, I am not.

In fact, I practically struggled with my grades during my four years in the university...

In short, all my life in school sef

Buh one thing is sure... I'm very SMART... Smartness that metamorphosed from things I read..

I read everything..
From fictional prose to Histories and fancy magazines..
From Reader's digest to Kamasutra...
From Britannica encyclopedia to the discovered scrolls of Leonardo da Vinci.
From Bishop Chris Kwakpovwe's 'Our daily manner' to Robert Greene's '48 laws of power and the act of seduction.

All these books broadens my horizon and sharpen my thinking process which in turn create doubts in my mind.

Yes, I have doubts... One of which is the existence of a supreme, supernatural being who oversees and orders the affairs of man.

Like, if he is there... Why does he allow bad and evil to triumph Why is he so detached from us??

Is his strength deteriorating or have humans become irredeemable??.

Please dont misunderstand me.. I'm just a nonconformist, I don't conform to accepted belief/customs just like religion would want us to..

We should have faith, they say... Faith which takes away the capacity for clear and realistic thoughts...
What kind of a man would I be if I don't seek the truth

I don't believe in karma... Like if you wrong me, you're getting it one way or the other... No matter how long it takes..

I belong to an online forum where I'm very much controversial & intensely hated & my contributions are greatly disturbed by online bullies.

People tend not to see things from my perspective and it irks me... Buh pops would always say "Everybody cannot see things the way you do, understand them"... So I just try to make rational defenses for some people's ignorance.

I am weird, I fear criticism too and my greatest motivation is to see my mum happy.

As I celebrate today, I pray I get bigger everyday, my doubts cleared and my thoughts align.

Happy Birthday Michael Ngige"

Happy Birthday Hun, you're one of the smartest people I know.
More knowledge, long life and prosperity too

Shit like this been happening since time immemorial in Nigeria

Raw truth Mr Reno

Saintsammurai:
Exactly bro..
sex is now cheaper than pure water..

I can be having sex three times a day with different ladies everyday, if i really want to..
When i see guys that masturbate, it really baffles me..

so, you patronize prostitutes.. Too bad

And I used to respect this one ooo

Threebear:
He needs to engage in rigorous exercise and intensive training. That tummy is abnormally large and can lead to a potential heart disease and diabetes.

did he hear you now??

Fazemood:
You don't disappoint. :-)

lol, yeah a lot of times

Thanks

Pubichairs:
your level of foolishness is quite pathetic why did u think I wanna scam her

coming from someone that derives joy in the gullibility of naive women...REPENT

Martinez19:
I meant you are sensible in thinking.

yeah I got what you meant. Thanks too

Martinez19:
you have a very good head.

a very good head?? Lol
Sounds funny kinda

Pubichairs:
he is playing for which club? I think I know him

Pubichairs:
can't call his name here for some reasons

Pubichairs:
is he tall and dark? if yes..it could be him

Pubichairs:
can't call his name here for some reasons

Pubichairs:
it should be a private discussion don't u think?

Who da fück is this pervert ?
Op, no hard feelings but you're dumb and that's why your man treats you like cow dung!!
You really need to wise up.. Who falls for these cheap prank these days?
How can you want to go private with someone because he claims to know your husband without pictures??

And you Mr poster, stop fooling around.. She's a depressed wife and don't need stüpid men like you worsening her situation

donstan18:
Lol, just kidding, nothing wrong

Very very cool and awesome writing

I love it, it's nice.

What kind of dirty boyfriend is this one?
#teamneatmen


Worst case scenario, I'll make him wash them himself.. Might help him but he must be included in the cleaning. All these people saying a lady that refuses to clean them is not a wife material, what husband material messes up his house like this?
Ladies have choices too.. Cleaniness isn't restricted to women alone

It's not a big deal as long as I'm washing at the moment and if he feels indifferent about washing my own clothes too.. and of course if it's a not a huge heap. Otherwise, wash your plenty clothes yourself.. Or better still send them to a dry cleaner... Shuo

Wife material kor.. Which one will the husband material do?

Nawa oo, is it only women that need life partners?? Washing of clothes now has also become a criteria for marriage...

It's showbiz joor so it's a total hit for me

greiboy:
Keep waiting

lol, gerrarahia

donstan18:
The lady will know his pocket before proposing.

if you say so

It's seems to be the latest trend..
At first, I thought it was usually a staged act till it became obvious ladies don't care anymore.
As for me, I'll still stick to waiting for my man to come around cuz I'm certain he isn't far...

But lemme hear from y'all ladies. What's your take?

If the uncle now says yes, who'll sponsor the wedding??

The blessed Virgin Mary.