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SmellingAnus:
on and on that is how our love will go even as you sing to me " I will always love you" by Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston's greatest love of all is nothing compared to what I feel for you..just give me a chance

SmellingAnus:
cuddled? Okay I accept to cuddle you only if you sing me a love song by Celine dion

Celine dions love songs are only a little quota of what I'll do for you my love as long as our hearts go on

Aquariann:
Breath in, breath out, I think you're the same person with the moniker summer1. Ain't you?

but now jokes apart, how did you find out?

SmellingAnus:
place your right breast in my mouth let it satisfy me ...

Me?? Nah, I prefer to be cuddled

Aquariann:
Explained? Why didn't you allow her answer the question I asked. You might be crushing on a guy you know.

Know it all, say it all, be smart for me,thats why I had a crush for u in the first place

judey1992:
Be it here on earth or in Saturn, my love for you knows no bounds. Dearie without your love, am just like a kinase without ATP, so my Queen phosphorylate me with your love so that my Active Site can be activated.

Activated are the catalysts that affect our chemistry..the love grew so fast

SmellingAnus:
much of the love I have for you can not be explained..

explained a long time ago right?? I'm not giving up on you no matter the circumstances

Aquariann:
Breath in, breath out, I think you're the same person with the moniker summer1. Ain't you?

You're stalking me even if I don't know you as much

SmellingAnus:
side of my house is where I will be waiting for you to preach the gospel of my love for you

You are the air I breathe

SmellingAnus:
alarm was raised when I couldn't breath again until your kiss brought me back to life

Life means nothing to me when you're not by my side

SmellingAnus:
much of Ostelly's love is what my doctor recommended for me in order to be cured of high blood pressure

Pressure and temperature remains normal while you're by my side, no cause for alarm

UyiIredia:
Knew that I loved you so much.

Much better it gets, as long as it's mutual

iamdurent:
Do u wanna scream blood of Jesus again?
Lol.

And this kind of person came out to declare his qualities on why he should be Mr Nairaland. Sorry, it's a lost cause

SAINTSAMURAII:
REAL LOVE is what i have for you as at this very moment, if only you know how i have fallen for you.

You are the reason I smile, if only you knew

iamdurent:
You just acted like a typical village girl!
Smh.

If acting like a village girl would save me from the evil sin, lesbianism..then I don't mind

SAINTSAMURAII:
undiluted love i promise if only you let me be your man.

Man, beast, even the birds in the sea can testify to my love for you. I swear it's real

Yeah it happens, once in school..i came downstairs to fetch water and this girl with multiple piercings was signaling me with her eyes..she couldn't take her eyes off me..i got scared oo to be sincere..i rushed back and it was just the both of us on the staircase..i mustered courage and asked her what she wanted with me and she stared to touch me..mheeen I started shouting the blood of jesus..she just got frustrated, and annoyingly left

OGeeKush:
Where the hell r u guys seeing all these?

these writeups are gotten from the brain

SAINTSAMURAII:
budge is what i wont do even when beyonce and shakira stand naked in my front becaus even in your absence, your beauty and love in my heart clouds all the women in this earth.

Earth, mercury, Mars and other planets I'll give them to you if I could..just promise me love undiluted

SAINTSAMURAII:
depth of my heart is filled with your pictures and your love, you have taken over my whole world.

world? Earth? Planets? Give me all these in exchange for your love and I won't budge

SAINTSAMURAII:
more of your love is all i ask in this life, and i will be forever satisfied to live, becaus your love is like a heavenly waterfall to the earth, its beauty is immeasurable.

Immeasurable is the love I have for you, so deep you can't even measure the depth

SAINTSAMURAII:
doom is my life if you decide to leave me, my life is worthless and nothing without you, please promise you will never leave me.

Me breathing alone is as a result of your unbiased love, can't ask for more

SAINTSAMURAII:
Mended was my broken heart when i saw you at first sight, by then i had the thought of giving up on love but your smile mended my broken heart and i have hope to love again.

awww nice one..

Again and again I try to forget you, but what to do..leave me and I'll be doomed

vargasvictory:
Surgery that needs to fix all the jobless moniker's head above me

humour us ament

But the way.... please don't break my heart, a hundred surgeries wouldn't be able to have a broken heart mended

ganaziah:
I feel love flowing through my veins

My veins are just so narrow to contain your over flowing love, soon, I'll need a surgery

So bored at home..thanks to the ASUU strike..
And so I came up with an idea for fun loving romance landers..critics and derailers are welcome too of course we need you to humour us..
So, this is how it goes: romantic comments are made from the last word of the last poster... it should be fun if y'all comply accordingly..
So,lets say I make a comment like "gush, I'm so bored" the next poster should say things like "boredom is fun to me cuz that's when I have the chance of completely think of you, no divided attentions"
So the next poster should use the word "attentions" in his post
Let's have fun today..

BlueEyeBalls:
not now dear... But soon okay

Soothe urself then

BlueEyeBalls:
don't mind me dear... Was sleepy wen I wrote that


Modified :just checked ur profile, we have the same lips lol... Nice dp

Would you mind disclosing ur pics on your Dp

BlueEyeBalls:
contender u say


Wait till u see BLUEEYEBALLS dear... Be ready to hold ur "control" button

Don't get you

Hormoniyi25:
U re damn beatiful, u re my own crush

I'll see it as a compliment..thanks

Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Dear OP listen to no one and just do your thing.. who knows all these attackers are just being scared cuz they've got a very bold contender..