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ronald4lif:
Nah, I stalk no one. Just out of curiosity checked your profile and noticed the face to be a one-time member.

Yeah you're right

iceberylin:
YES.. FOR THOSE WHO NEED TROMBONE

Your comment is quite vacuous

ronald4lif:
Well, if one falls in-love with someone equally tall as themselves they can't reject it coz of the person's 'tallness' I guess.

You've resurrected with a new handle. Deactivated the tother one?

You're right though .. but how did you know about my deactivating and activating a new account..am I being stalked

ronald4lif:
Short/petite good looking for me. Don't need a tall lady as I'm 6"+ tall.

That's what people fail to understand..the tall ones wanting tall partners and giving birth to poles

iceberylin:
OK, SORRY....


''THEY''

Do you by chance run a less privileged home?

yummyricka:
Am a 5'9....short guyz Are a huge No No..

And ugly babies are a yeah yeah??

jennifer10066:
i'll rather remain single..thanks

You can't cope trust me

yummyricka:
Tall and ugly biko...there's just something about tall guys...

Why??

iceberylin:
YEAH..100







TO HER

That's if you even have a "her"

iceberylin:
SO SOMEBODY CANT BE PERFECT AGAIN??

Are you??

richidinho:
Hope dowry is not that expensive in your end

It is oo..but we could discount for you if u are promising

Since humans are so insatiable and can't get everything, which would you pick?


Some know-it-all would start talking about character and attitude now..i didn't include it mind you
So let's see..between the short/petite good looking. Partners and the tall ugly ones..which would you pick?

Pre-level 1...so!!!!!!

richidinho:
Our kids go pretty ehn!

You and who?? Lol..

Happy birthday dear..have a blast

Insatiable humans, big and they'll say too big..small and they'll say too small, normal and they'll say it's a bit too big or it should have been smaller..nonsense



My life, I live for no man and I wouldn't want anything in my body to change for any stu.pid man..the God that made me this way has his ultimate reasons for making me this way and believe me, it's a unique model..fvck what anyman thinks about me..its simple, if you don't like me the way I am, keep your cool and don't approach...don't come and start finding faults that I can't do anything about..take note future husband..

vizkiz:
when last have I been given BJ sef

lol, tufiakwa...you're sick

First love Lemme think

Sorry please what's first love??





Now I remember, of course my mum still holds a special place in my heart..fine woman..i love you soooooo much

And these people are matured oo

Kayce1:
let's know ourselves better. drop your location

Nawa oo..kidnapper busted..
























Shey you be Gps

Dis mamagee, I don't really know you though but you're always being ridiculed in this forum..noticed you never create meaningful threads or make meaningful comments..which one is upgrading a nairalander again??...upgrade yourself first naa
Your kind is the reason guys think ladies have fish brains when it's not true

Chubby rocks #teamchubby#

iLegend:
You're right, we're wrong. No abusive words exchanged. No lawyers involved. Case closed. Thank you.

—iLegend.

You should have overlooked me naa..and now you quoted on behalf of yourself and your friend..well yeah case closed..wouldn't do you the honour of replying you again so don't bother quoting ..thanks

EagleEyes001:
Warning.... salt trying to be sugar. if guys do all according to your above wish list u call them boring and call guys who are adventurous and humorous fun to be and wish you could tie them down(marriage) only to yourself so you could have all that fun to yourself. But too bad those kind guys aren't meant for one lady. What comes out from most women mouth is not the same in what is in their heart. Pretenders aleart. No offence

I'm matured sweetie and I can clearly differentiate between a man and a boy..being a man doesn't mean you loose your sense of humour..but the Op is clearly a kid and if you were enthralled by his write ups enough to quote me,then maybe you're just a barbers chair..grow up too

iLegend:
You know you're stalking me in my classroom, right? I said it's only for men, but here you are.
I'm not ready for marriage so stop.

The people I write this for understand themselves. Wait. You read everything? Common, don't try that next time.

I like the joor at the end of your sermon.
Don't get hurt, okay? I'll officially apologize.

Funny you quoted me twice on the same comment..guess you were pained.. bros veer

iLegend:
You're a lady! So, I won't take you seriously on this matter. I'll only fvck you good and pass you to my friends to f!nger. Then, you'll come back begging for more.

Sweetie, no offense though!

Joy? I love that word. Mine has a stick.
Wanna play with it? Never-mind, you can't handle it.

I'm beginning to like you, bae.

Very dry... its high time you started thinking with your brains OP and not with what you have btw your legs...that way you'll succeed in life..
See how you devoted so much time making researches and coming up with this very long note and all for what?? Some thread teaching people how to convince ladies to have an explicit chat..is that all you have upstairs? Come on, this is a jet age..all I'm saying is invest your time thinking of innovations joor

Rexhenrex:
lmao...but sweety it works there must be a guy that makes u unconsciously chat dirty.

chatting dirty is choice and not an obligation.. people like the Op be thinking so shallow because their compelling strategy worked on a few girls that decided to let loose their guard

I derive joy disappointing people like the op.

It's their tradition.. hello!!!!!

mayorchelsea:
Hibiscus76,Saintsamurai,don't know where you two have been getting these lines but I give you both kudos,nice lines really cool

Cool right, but not as cool as my dude in leather jacket and Nike sneakers..

SmellingAnus:
safely will I nurture our love and slowly will I take off your night wear to spread your legs open and lick your puccci from your pant before I use my teath to cut off your pant and tongue Bleep you..

You realize you spoilt this lovely conversation with your love for bleeping??

SmellingAnus:
on and on that is how our love will go even as you sing to me " I will always love you" by Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston's greatest love of all is nothing compared to what I fee for you..just give me a chance