₦airaland Forum

Cleoqueen: Your sweet mouth sha...e no get part two...ladies and gentlemen of this thread, please, do you want to see a pic of me?...majority carries the vote

traecey: My dear..i hope so too..am scared nd excited at dsame tym

*Mixed Feelings*

Sowl: Na kuku tru u talk my guy,who says while servin 9ja u cant also giv ur best service 2 humanity by helpin d indigenes service dere daughters brain and even d down below!!!

Cleoqueen: No offense taken dear...I have a lot of friends that served in akwa ibom , and they all say the same story about how nice and beautiful the place is. I have been there just once though and I liked it. Again the governor I have heard and also read is someone that appreciates corpers, I don't know how true it is, but I read that he built new blocks for corpers in the camp and connected it to the main power supply of the state ...and again, akwa ibom is a virgin place with nice opportunities that people have not discovered yet because most people are all for Lagos, abj or ph and all that.

Sowl: Cant say much about dem ladyz wantin akwa-ibom,but 4 all d guyz on dis thread clamouring 4 akwa-ibom y'all shld knw dere is GOD ooo,just heard d latest gist dat all akwa-ibom indigenes are tayad of corpers choppin and cleanin mouth wit dere innocent adult 2ndry skul galz,so dey are now puttin d yoruba version of maagun(thunderbolt) in dere kpekus,if u mount am u summersault and die instantawarning) 2all intendin male corpers clamouring 4 akwa-ibom!!

Lmao! But them (Corpers) no force the girls na... Evils

Sowl: Bros in dis era of BH boyz ,u stil dey wish manpikin a blast,u 4 kuku wish happy BOMBday instead of happy birthday na!!!

Hahahaha... Funny guy!

macuwon: madonna uni okija,anambra
madonna uni elele,rivers
madonna uni apugo,enugu
caritas uni emene,enugu
osisatech poly ogui,enugu
osisatech poly owo,enugu

all these campuses are run by one man and do the exact same thing!

Mehn!

Dremichaels: I hope they will accept dis one in camp

Nah! I don't think so brother, but you can lemme try it...

macuwon: bros i dey tellz u ooo..
See dis ppl oo.. I just wish say we qo fit xchange.. I hv bin incredibly slim since 1758... D more i eat,d slimmer i qet

Hahahahaha... funny guy

macuwon: dem no qo fit survive for my skul be dat oo.. Compulsory drilling.... Compulsory church... Compulsory lectures.. Compulsory sleep
compulsory 5.am mass.. And almost compulsory confession among many others..
Plus our babes are xperts in shotput method.. Nd u know as per big boiz nd gals.. We dnt lyk to wash toilets.. I use d toilet just once every week.. That is on thursdays

Epic!

Kceee: Bros,we just av less dan 3weeks to get our callup letter,,,witout d callup leta,u cant tel wat we hapen..all I no is dat som pesins dat are nt expectin to serve in lag wil be deploy in lag,.som pesins will be deploy in 2 states(unclick runs),even most(not all) dat influens dere postin to places lik ph,lag,calabar,akwaibom etc we end up in either north central or North...mark my word..#fromexperiens

Heart Breaking!

Samguine: When me dey look for fat, some wan shed fat. Life is funny

Hissexcellencie: its something that affects all man; I don dey even reason not to miss any drill, need my match fitness.

@Bold... Hope it's not what i'm thinking?

temi4fash: for ur mind... But if u do sure package they can confirm ur posting for u...

Nah! I didn't, i'm just optimistic

Hissexcellencie: no oh, I'm more loyal to ur government!

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Omo, your talent pass Rationalmind oooo! Chai! #Respect

zerray: dt makes two of us

temiijeoma: Can I check online 2 no where am been posted to?

zerray: yes wanna shed some weight sef

Hahahahaha... Me too ooo... I've been adding weight lately

temi4fash: not yet but willl b posted on the 28th of july

zerray: well i dnt knw,i just knw ppl lie alot especially abt connections and all dt but i knw some ppl are 100% sure of their link dts all.where do u wanna serve?

heemah: Sure..for those of us dt attended advanced secondary school where they do roll call in d hostel every night and u face panel if u are nt around, d 3weeks camping will b like continuation.

Oboy Yeh! Na true ooo... Still, we will adapt

Hissexcellencie: highness himself

Boss... I'm loyal, and always at your service

zerray: taa it is probability nah.some ppl are 100% sure of their link that why

Yeah Yeah!

zerray: ...

Samguine: Dey there dey jonz

Mehn! I don over jonz sef

I just confirmed from someone, he will serve in Abuja... Chai! People get leg oooo

osemu8: bros,if u remember when I said in the old house that I had my posting already,some persons said I was bragging,I would have helped persons here to influence their posting,we need to appreciate ourselves here,we have very influential persons in this house,God grant your heart desires.

Heya... Good one!

I just hope i get what i want!

Meeky: Hahahahaha.nysc hmmmmm.mehn rumours have always and will always be heard in this nysc scheme.even when the camp starts you will even hear rumours and scams in there.so my people dont despair or allow any info here that will trigger sympathetic discharge but let vagal nerve stimulation be triggered instead(PHYSIOLOGY DONT MIND WATEVA DAT IS).ANY INFORMATION THAT DOESNT COME FROM THE DIRECTOR GENERAL'S DESK PLEASE DISREGARD IT.GOOD MORNING FELLOW DISTINGUISHED PROSPECTIVE CORPERS.A GREAT GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL WEEK AWAITS U

Well said...

Samguine: Different news I dey read for here this morning. From NYSC sending text message and a cook coking up stories.... What a way to start the week.

temi4fash: Gud morning colleagues,Can one redeploy from ogun to lag... Was supposed to be posted to lag but due to some complication was moved to ogun state.. I already av a govt establishment I intend to serve in lagos state... Is there any hope.. Thanks in advance.. Yokiti and oda senior colleagues

Hissexcellencie: Had a rough night! D way mah prikk dey worry me ehn..if I were married my wife for hear am. Twins shall be her case. Even †ђξ neighbours go think say na fight.

Ojestas: And if its not real, ur concept plum be that. .BTW, doesnt your fone screenshoot? Dat reminds me of a crew i used to belong; Picture or Adonbilivit!