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AnosikeChibueze: For those serving and those intending to: Nysc has lunched an app for Android and windows phones where you can actually have their scheme at your finger tips and for those that has complains, the app also has a space for that... Currently using this application on my phone and its cool even the anthem is there with d tone

@Bold... When did they (NYSC) launch it

Meeky: attention by number.at ease by number.about turn by number.lol.dis military men dem funny die.chai.

squad 1...2...3

rationalmind: Lol, that might actually be true even if it's quite unlikely.

Make we do one small survey for here

Cu.tiepie, prix.xy, zerr.ay, honyd.ear, RD20.10 et al, will you go to camp with a ring just to put guys off?

adonismuller: my guy how far na? How ur body? I hail u

I'm doing great! Really appreciate

zerray: lol abia camp has been amazing so far good to hear that...
there is water,light though no socket in most places,the place was fumigated so no need for mosquito net,friendly officials,lenient soldiers though i was ask to do frog jump cos i was late for parade Kpele dear, that's part of discipline
nice hostel though my hostel isnt that nice but it is easier to escape parade cos my hostel is for nursing mothersHahahaha... You wan do frog-jump again .
average food, nice platoon mate,my uniform is almost my size ,i mean everything , Almost your size! you mean, that baggy trouser fit you... Wonderful!
what else We do love to see you on your NYSC khaki

aircom: d ministry dey fine o.. jus concluded a lecture on how to design CVs nd answer interview questions..interesting questions arose...buh I had 2 sail 2 d dreamland..in d course of d lecture...Apparently avin a meeting with my platoon members..

zerray: hello pipz.

Hi Zerray... How's Abia camp?

Give us the gist na

Diddygyal: Now that depends on which side I'm on...Left/Right?

Diddygyal: Where do I stand??

Right by my side

adonismuller: boss,welcum, how ur body

Cleoqueen: See me see wahala o...so girls can't drink alcohol again?...hmmm, guy calm down o, please I beg you...besides, I wasn't particulate about Andre wine, I was particulate about bottles ok?...you can carry stuffs such as gnut, peanut, cashew nut as well as alcohol because they are all packaged in a bottle...and a bottle can be used as a weapon, so some camps might not allow it...that's why I made reference to the Andre wine someone talked about...because I was like if they can allow wine which is packaged in a bottle inside the camp, then other things packaged inside a bottle can be allowed too...I cant even carry wine to the camp, because it will be useless if it's not served chilled...but other forms of alcohol such as vodka can be taken...believe me, at a certain time in the camp *for those that drink alcohol*one might feel the need to take alcohol,and it won't be wine...what's your own sef?...or did you not understand me?..or na trouble you dey find?

rationalmind: Not at all, there's absolutely nothing to enjoy in this camp.

Every minute of the day, I keep regretting ever coming here.

You have to buy water, pay to charge your phone, buy food at highly exorbitant amounts when stewpid meals are served, wash your foot wear three times every day, wash your white short and shirt almost everyday, treated like slaves, e.t.c

As far as I'm concerned, coming to Edo state for orientation camp is perhaps the worst thing to happen to anyone and by extension, NYSC is a complete waste of time.

Richydos: ...dis is hilarious cox DAT dude will possibly be pondering d damn God or gods DAT created u....only lord knows aw many swear e go don swear 4 u inside im mind....but im suppose let u rest for today being d 1st day abi na him write bible ni ...lolx

zerray: ok im expecting it

zerray: hello highmey,im nt in camp yet o,just got into benin ds eveng,going to umuahia tomoro.who is ur frnd you said i shld meet hope he is handsome *rme*

rationalmind: Lol, make I gist una small wetin transpire between us.

The guy say make I con church(BLW)

I asked if he'll follow me to my father's shrine.

He said it depends on what he's going there to do.

I asked what I'll be coming to the church to do, he said it's to worship God.

I then told him he'll worship my father's god with us. The god of iron.

He said he might not be able to come because.....

"whatever reason you have for not coming, consider it my reason for not following you to church" I said.

Hilarious!

That's the best way to chase him...

rationalmind: Lol, we've got no choice bro.

I hope your camp won't be like ours

macuwon: While on d line... A dude jst approached me to invite me for church fellowship.. I jst directed him to rational mind.. Lol

Hahahahaha... Lmao!

How did he (rationalmind) react?

Mehn, you are funny!

Hissexcellencie: no make ma head swell o biko....you ma sweetheart naw. Its one of †ђξ perks that come along with †ђξ package.

Cleoqueen: Hey everyone, I got osun too

cynthia667: Hello house!

If there is anyone posted to Abia state and wants a bus that can go directly from Lagos to Camp, arrangements have been made in that respect by going with "Cross COUNTRY Transport" which leaves on Tuesday morning as early as 6am. Their terminal situated at Jibowu is the departure location.

I am also posted to Abia state, therefore going through the same arrangement. If interested kindly contact me on 07084840120, my name is Alonge, from Yabatech.

Please NOTE; You can book your ticket by yourself at their Jibowu office Lagos, beside Chicken Republic on Sunday (3rd Aug, 2014) or Monday (4th Aug, 2014).

Yours truly,
Alonge, (YCT)

@Zerray... I will like you to meet this dude @Alonge...

He's my guy...

Abia peeps, safe trip!

TeamOsun!

zerray: lol im going to abia

Oh! Okay... a friend got Sokoto instead of Abuja, the guy is numb right now!

So hope you ready for service. I have to wait till September