I think i kinda agree with number 6 and 8 the most.

You told your Dad ur CGPA is 4.78. He killed Cow & declared Party. Now u're thinking of how to tell him April Fool. You don DIE!! *laugh wan tear my yansh comot*

David Beckham. He's been one of my most admired Celebs

Lwtmy(laugh wan tear my yansh) oo.

Hehehe, thank you and i won't

VERY SHORT BUT FUNNY

PLS READ

Akpos: How much are your eggs?
Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and CRACKED ones N5.
Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG ones"

Misshoree, welcome from your death hoax. You shall live long and not die young in Jesus name.
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Lets make a toast on this. *raises my calabash of palmy* cheers!

Lols, nice one tho. But i don't think they have something like that.

Thank you very much!

Thanks missberrypop5, i'm with the Blues! What about you?

Yeah! My apologies once again.

Lmao. Thanks Nigga *sniffs Cocaine*

Xtarxhyne:
Welcome to Nairaland @ Hillariep

thanks a bunch!

Ipledge:
No be me icerberlyn,but we met once in paris

lmao! Yeah but you were busy mingling with Hollande so we weren't so acquainted. Lols

charijee:
You're welcome.. I think I know you.....you still haven't replied

ok. I'ma check right away!

Beennkumar:
Seun has to pay me for this.

You're welcome, man.

hehehe. He's sure gonna pay you dude. Thanks!

charijee:
Welcome on board Hillariep
Nice to have you here

thanks a lot!
*gulps Heineken* lols

babyPromise:
WELCUM TO NL.,MAY DE PEACE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU,AMEN.
n.b: do not join Nairaland,do not go to france,pls n pls.Enjoy while it last.

lols, Amen and you too. Thanks!

Ipledge:
You no mention icerberlyn,your list is incomplete

lols, i'm very sorry bro!

samflexxy:
hillariep
I hail thee
Welcome to nl (romance section to be precise)

You can join our association here on nl (Nairaland)
Oo I'll like you to meet some niggas cool niggas here
Rapsainot
Lilmaxfidel
Englishmart
Born2fuck
Tallesty
Redbenson
Iceberylin
Our oga @ the top seun
Tosyn2much
Agapecharis
Mrcork
Chibwike
Female's
Callmespices
Mirexxx don't woo her oo
Mizmycoli
Rozzayy
Ggrin
Pinkycute
Kachisbarbie
Flawless
Africanapple
Marieolae
Xenga
Deb6
Then our Our queen jennimma

Etc: Pls if you're a good poet you're welcome to join our club.

hehehe. Mirrexx is your crush i guess.
Well, thanks a bunch!

ajasbaba:
ANODA YABA LEFT PATIENT AGAIN

ajasbaba:
ANODA YABA LEFT PATIENT AGAIN

funny dude, i'm from yaba right and not left.

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lols.

I was checking for a particular stuff on google and i was directed to Nairaland, when i saw this site, i was like wow! So this kinda place exists, i love it here cause its lively, open, mature.
I know there're some peeps with dull brain here cause i've been viewing this site for sometimes now and i've decided to voice out.
I've been cruising from one section to another and i think i love sexuality, literature and celebrities sections the most.
But i'd like to acknowledge the following people, cause they made me join Nairaland. I think they post maturely and hilariously here : Lanicky, Xtarxyhne, Beenkuma, daveP, kelvingraphics, JeffreyJames, dygeasy, dre11, Joecutie, Neldrizzy, Miracy, naijaboiy, Kingphilip, KingTom, Charijee, Cheriepet, LogoDWhiz, tmc21, Jigsawkillah, missberrypop5, unibenstudent1, LaurelP, samflexxy.
NOTE: if you're cool and i didn't mention you, my apologies! *sips beer*

Although d pics is old bt, I hate it like po0 :>