₦airaland Forum

Henrydone:
EKO ATLANTIC REALITY

This looks like a nice development for Lagos and we Kenyans aren't too insecure to pay a complement. However, let me just say that I'm worried about the growing wealth inequality in both our counties.

kikuyu1:
Journalism. Was a freelancer for a while quit when I realised two things:
most people believe the exact opposite of the truth
they won't thank you when told the truth.
That's why I find this thread so fascinating! We all believed Naij GDP per capita was wayyy above ours. I've followed this thread from the start and these guys are only slightly above us on the whole using the real exchange rate.
I think they know it deep down which explains the pathological delusion. I swear they sound like Somalis! You can practically see them frothing,waving their baby fists and flexing their chicken muscles.
Anyway I've tried many things since leaving journalism in 02 and am now in aquaculture. I still remain a truth seeker at heart ; a searcher after the actual - which explains my presence here.

Well I think the journalist within is brilliant and clever. I might have guessed it considering how well written your comments are. We might all have to retreat to the bench and watch you take on the whole stumbling and mumbling bunch of nairalanders. These guys will never realize how silly they look from where we stand. No wonder we pay them to entertain us.

kikuyu1:
Btw, does Dangote know of his army of tireless dyck riders here? You guys are a paid army! Dangote cement,milk, real estate...what next?

Hahaha! Ati paid dk riders? Mazze aren't you the same one that said asinine assumptions and confidence of a comedian? Bruh, You are killing the game and you aren't even merciful enough to take the names. At least send the corpses to the bereaved. Lmao!

kikuyu1:
The simplest definition of the nigga is a black man wearing a gold chain while renting. He is not a fool; often he's the sharpest in the room. His prob is he's misruled by emotions. For a variety of reasons, an inferiority complex,misplaced ego or feminine feelings the nigga misuses his time remaking the world the WAY HE WISHES IT TO BE.
With himself at the top and everyone else paying homage to the nigga's genius. This rarely happens and he normally reduces himself to an object of scorn.
Tell me,obaaderemi, why else would anyone present Korean and US shipbuilders as Naij? Classic nigga syndrome! After the tons of stats we've presented, isn't it obvious?
I could give global logistics performance index to see for yourself where we are GLOBALLY.

Hahaha Wow, boss usimwage damu. Be gentle with them bro lol. If you keep being this truthful you may damage their national esteem. On a side note, in which field are you formally trained?

I've been following this thread with some interest for some time now and I must commend my Kenyan brothers and sisters for their patient and relentless advocacy. However , I think it would be clever of us to leave Nigerians in the dark with regard to the progress we've made so far. Deng Xiaoping, the architect of the Chinese economic miracle, had an interesting saying, "Hide your strength and bide your time." Sun Tzu also thought that it is important to play weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak. We are competing with Nigeria for investors and they would be less competitive against us if they underestimated us. When we showcase our strengths, they are more likely to retaliate effectively. So maybe let them continue thinking of themselves as giants while we quietly consolidate our advantages.

flawlezz:
lol see this one. nigga, you and your kind are the reason Darwin's evolution theory was ever considered .

I bet the only place you can look at a mirror is outdoors on a sunny day

Woow bruh. That's some weak sauce man. That's really weak. Oh, how weak lol.

torqque7:
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Is that all you got son?smh pathetic excuse for a man..that girl had better jabs than you..anyway in other news there is a lesson to be learned here people,never pick a fight with your LORDS,cos you'll always get fvcked hard In the ass in the end..just like I did to your Kenyan sister .

No disrespect to the Kenyan ladies tho,we love yal and will always be there to help out where your men cant

You talk too much bruh. Stop embarrassing yourself.

torqque7:
Common shut up your leaking mouth there,learn from Nigerians,we tell the truth as it is and yes your anthem is good but you are getting your ass seriously wooped on twitter..accept the truth abi you blind ni?didn't you go on twitter and see for yourself? Ohh and just so you know,your ladies can't have enough of Nigerian di*ck..ask lupita,she is getting fu.cked as we speak by a Nigerian.

Did I mention I helped one kenyan girls life early last year when she came all the way from Kenya so I could give her the fvcking she cudnt get from Kenyan men?she had fun but was still trying to diss Nigeria tho lol. One thing I noticed is that she had a weird way of hissing when she got mad,but hey she cudnt stay mad too long cos I used the Nigerian Di.ck to cure her craze every single time ,she moans like crazy too and drinks alcohol like a fish,but I must confess your women have nice boobs Bro.

Nigga tell your granma she left her teeth in my bedroom.

flawlezz:
what's this over roasted herdsman talking about? isn't it the Kenya that went hush mid battle? oh I get it now. Irony... good one - you're good at something

Herdsman? Lol. I thought Buhari was the shoe shining herdsman and that you are his principal goat? Lol! Don't even start with me boy. I will make you famous

BLWeb:
The only thing that Kenya beats us at is their NATIONAL ANTHEM. God it's beautiful

Glad to see that you have good taste. Kenyans went coco blonco on Nigeria today. I remember the Great Twitter War of 2014 when Kenyans lay waste to legions of Nigerian twarriors. The cyberlanscape was awash with the dead and injured. We turned Nigeria into a punchline. I was shocked that they even had the nerve to come at us again lol. The humiliation is total and complete.

ThunderingHooves:
We excel in spite of the odds. And because our sportsmen/women put all their heart and soul into their practice sessions They say, "train hard, win easy". That is no idle maxim when you have our sportspeople in mind.

You speak of geographical advantage - if you attribute our victories to nature's providence, i challenge you to harness the same nature to your advantage, and see the results. I suspect you wouldn't get far with that premise instead it would most certainly be due to the the case stated above viz. hard work.

Just to let you know, kenyans are increasingly winning in events not normally associated with them e. g the javelin, where we won silver. Let us not discuss rugby sevens( we were serious medal prospects for Rio, it somehow conspired against us) where we are ranked top 10 consistently for the last 10 years or so. Our women's volleyball squad inexplicably ruined its chances for Rio when they mis prioritised playing schedules over the Olympics qualification ,when they are known to be the scourge of the continent. I can go on,the list is long.

I challenge you to look at the final medals table again, and the all time medals table and see where we stand There is no mistake in either.

Boss, I have to commend you for making such a calm and persuasive argument. You are a good ambassador of Kenya. I can't say that much for myself because I'm now almost convinced that Nairalanders drown their shame by trying to shame others. I'm almost convinced that there is no way to get through to them other than berating like one would with a lazy donkey. I hope you keep being patient with them because I will keep scolding them ruthlessly. I will personally lower their collective esteem.

[quote author=jejemanito post=48703911]Only SA Has My Respect. Take Away Kenya's Geographical Advantage And They Wouldn't Even Qualify For Any Event.[/quote

I award you a gold medal for your record breaking stupidity.

AreaFada2:
My dear, learn to laugh at yourself sometimes.

Nigerians are extremely good at it. Nigerians criticise Nigeria more than any other country.

Who does not know each country has its saints & sinners? Nigerians know it more than anyone.
We have faced it from other Africans for decades now.

With all the so-called bad news, 9ja men still go after those stunning Kenyan ladies like no tomorrow.

In fact if you're still free & you stay too long here on Nairaland, you will soon find yourself dancing to the alter with a 9ja guy.

Take the banter in good faith & laugh. You need to see Nigeria-Ghana ones.

In my experience, one seems to bash a person who mirrors oneself too closely. I mean we relish Kenyan news perhaps because they sound like something that could easily be happening in the next street here in a Nigerian city.

Kenya's situation & challenges are not too dissimilar to Nigeria's. Nigeria just has them raised to power x.

Peace.

Dada yangu, don't pay attention to the haters on this forum. The only thing they post about other countries here is petty and scandalous stuff. Just the kind of news that would excite an ashy villager. Anything that's not a scandal would confuse and confound them. Aka, hawa ni wapumbavu. We could give them 10 medals and that will get zero attention. But say that a woman in Kenya was pictured pissing on the side of the road and the ensuing discussion will fill 20+ pages. It's actually funny how nonsense like that consumes them. It's really hard to understand how several people here wake up everyday and dig through the entire internet for some petty quarrel within Kenya. It makes me wonder how empty their lives must be. How boring Nigerian Tv must be (since most people would much rather watch TV than spend the day digging up petty scandals from far away countries). It also makes me wonder how sexually starved their society is, because people who have sex regularly don't find so much pleasure in reading about it or discussing it. They end up sounding like prepubecent school children, obsessed with the nini and the didi. Utterly empty debes. But guess what, I hope they keep it up. I hope they continue posting that nonsense here and delude themselves even more. I hope they come to think that they understand Kenyans so that they will look even more pathetic when they finally actually meet a Kenyan. How can a country of damn near 200m people have so many lonely, sex starved morons? Giant armpit of Africa. Style up you Nairalanders. You might think that you are ashaming us but guess what, you guys are starting to look rather pathetic from where we stand. Actually, you are starting to look like Nigerians. And it can't get much worse than that.

Hahaha! Warea! What kind of a starving dumb little sh!tt stain are you? Did you come from your mother's stinky Somali slit or did she try to fart but accidentally pooped your malnourished little a'ss?
I would rather die than try to reason with your anorexic brain. I used to live in isich and I was so happy when we left that hood because your women's cunnts made the whole place smell like corrosion and death.
I remember this somali chick I met at F2 when I was in secondary school. That stinky wench was practically begging me to inseminate her with some virile bantu seed. You Somali stick figures obviously don't know what to do with that stinky punanni. Well, I'll tell you what I did... I told that Hot little heifer to go take a bath and then I beat that thing like Barry Bonds. I beat it so hard we ended up looking for it under the bed coz it got so swollen, we thought it had disappeared!
Own our economy? Haha the only thing you use economically is your stupid little pea- brain, you son of a whorring muff!
And you had better keep your mother and your sisters away from Nairobi because I'll make it a point to fu!ck all the walalo well I can manage, just to spite your sorry face. And the only reason I'll put on a condom is so that your mother's camel teeth don't scrape the skin out of my dick while she heroically sucks out that Bantu nut she's been craving since all the men in Mogadishu killed each other.Tuko pamoja, warea? Kumamako. Abah whass! Sirikinyo whass! Haha.
Now I must apologise to my Nigerian friends for speaking Somali in your forum, but we Kenyans know this goat fuckers very well. You guys are entirely too polite and patient with them and that's why they come to troll here. They would never try this shit in a kenyan forum coz we would run (hehe) circles around them. Anyway warea, there is plenty where that came from. The one thing I can never tire of is making a fool out of a Somali. Why? Coz Allah did most of the dirty work for me. Haha, what a funky pestilence.