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@ MelaniniGold
Please take off his number.
We don't want people calling him now or do we?
Thank you

SHEYOR:
I sent u a nairaland email notification...would really love to meet her...tanxx

Got it

lomprico:
OK o! I sent u a nairaland mail notification earlier.

Replied already

Ganjafama:
It's OK. I wish her the best.

Thank you so much

HisWays1st:
She is self employed and very good at it too.... Hair. Ohhh my friend!
She is tall, dark and beautiful. Real African queen
She is very useful around the house and humble.
She is over 40 but less than 44.
She trained graduates but....... awrrrrhhhhh na this angle de pain me pass
Her selfless nature sees her putting everyone abi carrying others load on her head to her own hurt. And people sabi take advantage.
In short, i no fit shout again!

It is about time she started looking out for herself. She will always say, i leave it to God.
She is my very good friend!!!




She will probably have my skin if she finds out about this but am doing it all the same.

S>O>S

Thank you all for the comments.
Check my profile. Send me an email ie if you are serious about meeting my friend.
Thank you.

Thank you all for the comments.
Check my profile. Send me an email ie if you are serious about meeting my friend.
Thank you.

Thank you

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Mizwisdom:
Begging someone to marry your friend isn't the way to go. Why not match make with someone around you there?

I thought it is what am doing here? Or what do you think?

[quote author=MelaninGold post=76774637][/quote]Thank you.
That person may have to come himself. I do not want to be shot,
Please check my profile and send an email. @gmail.com

sirpekun:
Bashir Abubakar, Custom officer who rejected $420,000 bribe on tramadol has been promoted
A Custom officer, Bashir Abubakar who rejected the sum of $420,000 bribe in 2018 has being promoted by the service.

Bashir Abubakar of Apapa Area Command has now being promoted to an Assistant Comptroller General (ACG) after he rejected $420,000 bribe.According to reports, Bashir Abubakar rejected the said sum in 2018 from an importer who tried to clear container loads of tramadol.

Importation of Tramadol is prohibited and was banned following an undercover investigation and expose by BBC Africa.
Check out https://idonsabi.com/bashir-abubakar-customs-officer-who-rejected-420000-bribe-on-tramadol-has-been-promoted/ to read more

Ganjafama:
If she is based in Delta state, send me a pm

Am sorry, she is not in Delta.

Raalsalghul:
If she's soo perfect, why isn't she married yet?

I do not recall any line that has "perfect"
Am so sorry but she is not perfect.
Thanks.

SHEYOR:
Kindly text me her number on 07084497926..Tanxc

NO!!
Please take off your number.
Check my profile and send an email.
Thanks

MizMyColi:
Something is doing you there, abi?

Nothing do am oooo….

Desire18:
[Ahhhh, u r wicked ooo ;Dquote author=Zoharariel post=76722399]My Terms & Condition

She mustn't be a religious robot (no church & no mosque).

She mustn't be a yellow-pawpaw (fair in complexion).

She mustn't be as fat as Eniola Badmus but she could be as thick as Mizmycoli.

She mustn't be a junkie (no tramadol, codeine, marijuana). Alcohol consumption will be under my strict supervision - because there's hardly any Olosho in Naija that doesn't take Smirnoff & small stout.

She mustn't keep more than 2 friends.

She must be totally submissive unto me - and as the head of the house, my decision in all matters is final.

She must be sapiosexually intelligent. Able to read, write & tincture my brain with smart riddles & puzzles.

She must deactivate all her social media accounts (Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat) with the exception of Twitter & Nairaland. They don't call me "Kimson Jong-Un" for nothing.

None of her family members shall be allowed to turn my house into a refugee or IDP camp. Any family members on visitation must give me atleast 2months notice. No mògbo mòbranch.

She must be ready to replace her simcards & email addresses inorder to discard all the predators from her 1st & 2nd republics.

She must be a business oriented person because I can not allow her work in a corporate environment where CEOs like Uzoma Dozie of DiamondBank or Former CBN Governor like Sanusi Lamido will be camping her at Hilton or Sheraton Hotel for TDB romps.

Therefore, I will open a shop for her at New Market in Ijebu - where she will be selling Milo, Bournvita, Titus Sardine, Dangote Spaghetti, Honeywell Macaroni & Indomie Hungryman Noodles.

And lastly, she must be ready to be a good wife. Who is a good wife?

According to Chanakya, a good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

This soooo long a letter. Summarize please?

ElsonMorali:
You're starting what you can't finish Mr. Op.

You want to deliver your friend to sharks.

I am a SharkWhale and am going to finish this!

zed7:
.Marriage is not a pity arrangement. If she's found 'marriageable' someone will.

We are not on a pity coater Sir and you have a good point. Dont forget that she will have my skin if she finds out.
Thanks

lomprico:
Does she want to get married?

Yes Sir. Some don't but Yes!

tbibuzz:
she no get picture ni?

We prefer live viewing... Sorry

Remijuice:
She looks like Genevieve Nnaji or Eniola Badmus

None of the above Sir. She is fearfully and wonderfully made. No remaining caste.

overdrive:
Inbox me her digits Sharp sharp.

Uncle, it is well. This sharp sharp moves, am not getting.

She is self employed and very good at it too.... Hair. Ohhh my friend!
She is tall, dark and beautiful. Real African queen
She is very useful around the house and humble.
She is over 40 but less than 44.
She trained graduates but....... awrrrrhhhhh na this angle de pain me pass
Her selfless nature sees her putting everyone abi carrying others load on her head to her own hurt. And people sabi take advantage.
In short, i no fit shout again!

It is about time she started looking out for herself. She will always say, i leave it to God.
She is my very good friend!!!




She will probably have my skin if she finds out about this but am doing it all the same.

S>O>S

# Giftaskill

Hello great people...

Its amazing! amazing! amaziiiiinnng!!!

Nobody is willing to share his/her skill for fear of
I know but want to hear it from you.

I said to teach someone how to fish free of charge. Even if the person has to pay, collect whatever the person is willing to part with.

God will always use man to help man. He is not about to leave His throne to do that Himself. Allow Him to use you. There is no telling who would reap...between you and your generations after you.

And i asked what that was about and she said "she wan learn work and i say mai she bring money". So what wisdom is this this, i asked? No reply

So if someone visits me and i serve chin'chin and the person wants to know how i make my chin'chin, its "bring money"
God will help us.

I came across two different people that buy grains and tubers to sell but they buy from people that travel to village markets in the north. And they can be expensive sometimes. Yes!
Another one wanted to go into that line of business but did not know how. And the men would not allow them travel with them to see how it is done then talk of where they do go to. What a shame.
I simply put them through since i belong to an agric group and has links to some of those markets. The sky is wide enough for all of us

Teach someone a skill today.

Hello everyone, this thread is dedicated to giving which I call...…. gifting

How about lifting one soul in this era where all skills/ services are for sale.

Be generous and you will prosper. Help others and you will be helped...Prov 11:25

Many people are idle {not by choice). Many desire to earning a living but do not have the skill. So gift someone with that skill and save that soul from poverty and hopelessness.

Remember, you are doing it as unto God.... 2Cor 8:12 and cheerfully too for God loves a cheerful giver.



So what is that skill or service that you are willing to teach someone.... at least one or more persons? Write it down so someone can contact you.


God Bless


Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.
2Cor 9:7