Hollybratt's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Hollybratt's Profile › Hollybratt's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 (of 54 pages)

Romance › Re: Help!!!!! Lala Is Asking To Date Me by Hollybratt(op): 4:50pm On Jun 29, 2022

40fy:

[color=#069301]
**Guy's prolly overdosed on cocaine!!! He's tweakin'!!
[/color]

[color=#00a1ac]
**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

[/color]

40fy:

[color=#069301]
**Guy's prolly overdosed on cocaine!!! He's tweakin'!!

[color=#00a1ac]
**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

[/color]

[/color]

40fy:

[color=#069301]
**Guy's prolly overdosed on cocaine!!! He's tweakin'!!
[/color]

[color=#00a1ac]
**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

[/color]

chap, damn it! tongue

Romance › Re: Help!!!!! Lala Is Asking To Date Me by Hollybratt(op): 4:46pm On Jun 29, 2022

EmiDon11:
proof or wedontbilivit

I didn't even expect you to belief it. Is okay

Romance › Re: Help!!!!! Lala Is Asking To Date Me by Hollybratt(op): 4:07pm On Jun 29, 2022

EmiDon11:
CC Seun,Mynd44 Lalasticlala Rule8

why not go thier houses and tell them, is this a false information?

1 Like 1 Share

Romance › Help!!!!! Lala Is Asking To Date Me by Hollybratt(op): 3:59pm On Jun 29, 2022*

Help me o Lala is asking to date me. It's not a joke again, it's almost a week now that Lala asking been asking to date me since when he saw my picture at one website. I told him i am a guy not a lady. He said he knows that he loves having romantic relationship with guys like him. I was like is this not the same Lala that everybody use to talk about everywhere. Well, you might not know him. His name is Laniyi oladapo mostly known as Mr Lala p is very popular on facebook. cheesy

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 4:36pm On Jun 28, 2022

Me:Madam pls sell 200 naira rice for me inside nylon
Madam:And what else?
Me:And tie it shocked

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 4:12pm On Jun 28, 2022

America woman:I can't buy it, is too cost
.
Nigeria woman:Don't worry, i will come back in the evening
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 4:09pm On Jun 28, 2022

Everyone has his or her own personal problem, buh my own personal problem is still spiritual shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 4:06pm On Jun 28, 2022

This one small kids are just adding me on facebook this days, is lyke the devil is jealous of virginity grin

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 4:04pm On Jun 28, 2022

Pastor ! Pastor ! cheesy

buh yuh dey wear bet naija cloth go church. You be brand promoter? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 4:00pm On Jun 28, 2022

She said am not her type. embarassed

And i asked her mother out. Boom! Her mother accepted, is our God not wonderful grin

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 3:57pm On Jun 28, 2022

My bank manager said my account balance is too high. I said what should i do? He said i should do giveaway. Pls i want to giveaway my bank manager grin

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 3:55pm On Jun 28, 2022

Even the devil know am too young to be in any relationship, cus as i dey find girlfriend. Na work i dey see. I got a work as a public toilet maintainer today shocked

Jokes Etc › You Won't Stop Laughing With This Set Of Jokes by Hollybratt(op): 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2022

Soldeir snatch ur girlfriend, you dey find another one, for where? Abeg go back and claim ur right. Omo ode cheesy

Education › Re: Who Can Help Me With This? by Hollybratt(m): 7:45pm On Jun 26, 2022

This topic is from Quantitative Reason. It's somewhat difficult
if i teach you
you will never understand

Food › Re: How I Prepared A Hot And Spicy Vegetable Jollof Rice on a budget by Hollybratt(m): 12:19pm On Jun 26, 2022

Kollins11:
It doesn't look attractive and I'm sure it's not delicious. If I marry you I will definitely bring in my sidechick to come cook for me in your presence.

You're a waste of bride price.

No wonder you say sidechick, na chick dey cook better food for sidecock now. grin

4 Likes 1 Share

Romance › Re: A thread for smart people ONLY by Hollybratt(m): 8:21am On Jun 26, 2022

chatinent:
Relax, when you grow up, you'll understand better.

At the age of 20s, tell me what else does she want to grow, horn?

2 Likes

Romance › Re: A Nairaland Lady Should Sub For Me by Hollybratt(m): 6:19am On Jun 26, 2022

Hey Chap, you are asking a lady for card now, when they start insulting you later you will be looking like a living ghost embarassed

Romance › Re: Red Pill Is Turning Me Into Gay by Hollybratt(m): 11:23am On Jun 25, 2022

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Wetin be the guy name?

hey chap, don't copycat grin

Romance › Re: Red Pill Is Turning Me Into Gay by Hollybratt(m): 11:21am On Jun 25, 2022

Hey, chap, i believe you are a gay, no more saying. grin

12 Likes

Crime › Re: 16-Year-Old Boy's Eyes Plucked Out By His Employer In Bauchi (Photos) by Hollybratt(m): 11:14am On Jun 25, 2022

billyman:
Read the article very well before commenting. Wich one be yoruba inside Bauchi state matter now.

Totogame should stop playing game, wake up from your slumber

Crime › Re: 16-Year-Old Boy's Eyes Plucked Out By His Employer In Bauchi (Photos) by Hollybratt(m): 11:11am On Jun 25, 2022

This is one of the reason why Aboki are always in bad condition, cripple aboki, blind aboki, one leg up aboki, kwashiokor aboki, swellen neck aboki, due to the act of their wickedness. Sometimez they make the devil to even be like"I still have alot to learn from this people o" grin

TV/Movies › Re: No PVC, No Servicing - Mr Macaroni, Mummy Wa And Daddy Wa (Video) by Hollybratt(m): 8:37am On Jun 25, 2022

NaturalKinzzy:
Kosi PVC ko si oko abi obo

Whenever sense see you like this, e carry temple run grin

1 Like

Romance › Re: I Always Take Transport Fare From Arshawol after fûcking, pls Help! by Hollybratt(m): 6:25pm On Jun 20, 2022

YoudeyVexme:
This is an habit I can't just stop, I might decide to pay them 2k. or 3k depend on the style.and round. flex them with drink and meat... after I'm done with the whole thing.. when leaving I ask them for transport.

most of the times They always give me, I fill fulfilled doing that. but I really need to stop

Next time you go there with bike, so instead of asking them for transport, you can just be asking them for ur change

Romance › Re: How A Man Should Please A Lesbian by Hollybratt(m): 6:20pm On Jun 20, 2022

I hope you are not a lesbian, Abi you are just their security? grin

Romance › Re: Man Rewards His Girlfriend With Dollars For Not Checking His Phone For A Week by Hollybratt(m): 6:16pm On Jun 20, 2022

doggedfighter:
Here,the man is using appreciation to teach her valuable lessons.

Some poverty ravaged redpillers are already fuming at the sight of the dollars.

Always crying over how another man chooses to spend his money.

Go make your own !

I know by now you could have been telling your partner"Darling, can you belief that i have never check your phone, so what will you give me?" grin

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Please Support Me With The Name Of JESUS by Hollybratt(op): 6:29am On Jun 20, 2022

orisa37:
YOU ASK FOR IT AND YOU WILL GET IT IJN AMEN.

Amen thankz bro

Nairaland General › Nairalanders Please Support Me With The Name Of JESUS by Hollybratt(op): 9:38pm On Jun 19, 2022

Nairalanders, if i have ever offend you before please abeg forgive me
please. I am a gentle and easy going guy. I'm an entertainer, a songwriter and influencer. If you are an upcoming artiste or actors. I have some materials to give out for free for you to produce them and they are very sweet and interesting. All you just have to do is to support me by following me on facebook "King olamilekan" or you can just click this link http://www.facebook.com/lito.soriano.5209 after you've done , just send me a message i will reply you. Please and please i only have one hundred and twenty something plus left. Supporting another person success will never ruine yours. I need more followers abeggg o. God will help you in jesus name. Even though i didn't belong to any religion. But God go help you sha.

Jokes Etc › Re: One Liner Jokes That Will Crack You Up by Hollybratt(op): 12:21pm On Jun 19, 2022

MTN:You have used 100% of your free allowance
Me:Brings out the 9th sim
Mark zukerberg: undecided

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: One Liner Jokes That Will Crack You Up by Hollybratt(op): 12:15pm On Jun 19, 2022

Me at school:"
Checks time:13:15 cry

After 45mins
Me:Checks again:13:17 grin

2 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: One Liner Jokes That Will Crack You Up by Hollybratt(op): 12:10pm On Jun 19, 2022

Pos man:So you mean you want to withdraw your last N500 Me:Lower your voice you bloody fool cheesy

3 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: One Liner Jokes That Will Crack You Up by Hollybratt(op): 8:31pm On Jun 18, 2022

To every girls who give us breast to suck, breast cancer will never be your portion

2 Likes 1 Share

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 (of 54 pages)