These are collection of my newest one liner jokes, stay updated as i post them one after the other
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When you want to seek a job as a securiy guard and you were ask?
Interviewer:Do you know how to speak English fluently?
Job seeker:Will the thieves come from england if there is no job tell me.

Okada man on gist, the air will not allow you to hear what he's saying.
Okada man:Chdzxpjkqxtjvdgh
Me:Abi oo, may God help us

HER:I'm coming tonight
ME:Can't wait baby
HER:I'm coming with my friends
ME:I said i can't wait am going somewhere

Hollybratt:
Okada man on gist, the air will not allow you to hear what he's saying.
Okada man:Chdzxpjkqxtjvdgh
Me:Abi oo, may God help us

I can fully relate here

Cypress042:
I can fully relate here

Thankz bro

Stop playing hard to get and calm down, Girls wey fine pass you dey act Blue film

Teacher:Ur son is dull
Pa Akpos:No my son is Akpos
Teacher:No i mean, your son can't spell Lion
Pa Akpos:Haba, Lion is too big for this boy to spell now, you for don tell am to spell small animal like MOSQUITOE

To every girls who give us breast to suck, breast cancer will never be your portion

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Pos man:So you mean you want to withdraw your last N500 Me:Lower your voice you bloody fool

Me at school:"
Checks time:13:15
After 45mins
Me:Checks again:13:17

MTN:You have used 100% of your free allowance
Me:Brings out the 9th sim
Mark zukerberg:

Hollybratt:
Me at school:"
Checks time:13:15
After 45mins
Me:Checks again:13:17

At church too